Banquet II.
Chen An couldn't cry or laugh: "Remy, how long has it been, why don't you accept the facts?" ”
"Don't accept that nasty fact, Lord Remy!" With a loud shout, Remy began to poke Chen An's waist again and read unwillingly: "Say it quickly, Lord Remy must be dreaming today, dreaming." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Chen An: "......"
Oh, I'll go, isn't it just that Lumia has grown up to become Mia? Why are you so unwilling, you have been thinking about it in pieces from before to now, is there so much resentment?
Muttering in his heart, Chen An had no choice but to respond helplessly in order to prevent the unwilling Remy from continuing to harass him: "Yes, yes, everything that Lord Remy saw tonight is a dream, Rumia didn't grow up, and she didn't throw Lord Remy's height, figure, and majesty out of the nine streets because she grew up like Qi Luno." ”
Although he always felt that Chen An was changing his method to ridicule his figure and not being majestic, but he said it anyway, and Remy, who was barely satisfied with the ostrich mentality, decided not to be mad, but pinched his nose and recognized it.
But who is Chen An, a man who claims to die if he doesn't die, and his face is only one centimeter thinner than the earth! So just when Remy was about to admit it unwillingly, he calmly added: "It's weird! ”
Remy: "......"
The unwilling expression froze for a moment, and then quickly turned into an angry flush, and Remy exploded like a powder keg that had been ignited. The wings opened up angrily and jumped high, and Remy sat on Chen An's shoulder, her legs diagonally through Chen An's chest and clamped, she shook Chen An's neck angrily.
"It's weird, you dare to say it!? Bastard, hurry up and take these two words back to Lord Remy, or I'm not done with you! ”
Take it back? Just kidding! If it's so simple to take back the ridicule that came out, will Uncle Ben still have a man who claims to be upright in the future?! Snorting disdainfully, the upright Chen An decided to stick to his integrity.
He laughed at Remy sternly: "Remy, why do you always refuse to accept the facts? Even if there is no comparison between Mia and Kiruno, isn't your majestic figure still poor and the same as a washboard? Accept the facts calmly, otherwise today you denied Mia and Kiruno, who grew up, and tomorrow are you going to deny Patchy and Misuzu? The day after tomorrow to deny Fran and Fragrance? ”
Chen An sighed embarrassedly: "Don't be an ostrich, because if you go on like this, don't talk about women in your future life, even a slightly stronger man is fake~"
Although men don't have as full breasts as women, they also have pectoral muscles! And Remy's chest ...... Alas, don't talk about it, it's full of Remy's sad tears.
Remy: "......"
Her eyes widened, and Remy almost didn't tell Chen An that she was painstakingly trying to make her accept the facts, but in fact, she was laughing at her small breasts and making her angry.
Even men have to become fake, is her figure really that pathetic!!
Her face became redder and redder, and the angry Remy shook Chen An harder, she gritted her teeth and said, "Die!" Die! Damn it!! ”
"Dead, dead, dead."
In the midst of Luna's snickering and Remy's increasingly angry expressions, Chen let out a mock scream twice, and then continued to drink leisurely with a steady wine glass.
Remy was angry, so she tossed Chen An even harder. And at this time, Luo Tianyi and Stubborn Chuan Lei Gu suddenly ran in front of Chen An together.
"Brother Chen An." "Lord Chen An."
"Well, is there something wrong?" Ignoring Remy, who was still sitting on his shoulder and tossing himself, Chen An looked at the two people in front of him with anticipation on their faces suspiciously: "Tianyi, if you don't eat, forget it, how can you be with Xiaogu?" ”
A musical instrument Fu Fu God of Hui Needle City, and a greedy imp of the Lotus Temple, how could these two guys get together? Obviously, the eight poles can't be beaten together.
"It's still a snare drum." Muttering depressedly, the stubborn thunder drum bent down and saluted, and then looked at Chen An expectantly: "Lord Chen An, can you help give us a place to perform?" ”
"yes, yes." Luo Tianyi nodded again and again: "There are people everywhere, let alone dancing, Providence can't even find a place to sing." ”
Originally, the stubborn river thunder drum and his companion Fu Funeral God were performing in the corner, Luo Tianyi happened to pass by, and as a result, she and the stubborn river thunder drum hit it off. No, the stage for the performance was too small, so not many people were dissatisfied with it, so Luo Tianyi pulled the stubborn thunder drum and ran to Chen An for help.
Chen An is very powerful, Luo Tianyi and Stubborn Chuan Lei Gu both firmly believe this, plus the platform he made in the air before, who is not looking for him!
"Huh!? What do you think you want to do? Chen An looked at the two, especially Luo Tianyi, his face was full of astonishment. It's okay to say that the stubborn thunder drum is good, after all, she is a musical instrument Fu Fushen, and she has nothing to say if she wants to perform. Ke Luo Tianyi came to join in the fun? Although I know that she plays the violin well, when will she be able to dance again?
As if to answer Chen An's doubts, Huo Qing'e followed Luo Tianyi and walked over. Touching Luo Tianyi's head dotingly, she smiled: "Don't be so surprised, although Tianyi has been practicing with me and Fang Xiang since she was a child, she is also quite talented in music and dance, and many things are self-taught and self-taught." If it weren't for us, if we stayed in the outside world, we might have become a well-known singer. ”
Singer? Chen An was stunned, the same as Hatsune and Xunyin? Luo Tianyi stuck out her tongue, as if she was a little embarrassed by Huo Qing'e's praise.
"Promise them, promise them." As soon as he heard Luo Tianyi and Stubborn Chuan Lei Gu's intentions, Remy, who loves to join in the fun, has already come to the spirit. gave up and continued to toss Chen An, and shouted with great interest: "Lord Remy wants to watch the show, I want to see the show!" ”
"I didn't say no." Chen An glanced at Remy on his shoulder helplessly, and then his eyes fell on Wenwen, who had quietly come over at some point, and was bending over with his ears pricked up to eavesdrop, he glanced at Wenwen, who was also excited: "Wenwen, what kind of expression do you have, do you want to join in this fun?" ”
"Hey, the banquet, I'm not happy, how can I sing and dance." Hammered Chen An's shoulder with a smile, Wenwen, who was eavesdropping on the thief's eyes, was happy, and she didn't know what she thought, she suddenly giggled: "I just saw some programs in the outside world with Sanae's mobile phone some time ago, why don't you go up and perform later." ”
Chen An: "......"
I don't know why, seeing Wenwen's ambiguous and ambiguous smile like a fox about to steal a chicken, Chen An always felt that something was wrong.
Outside programs...... Shhh
Although he always felt a little bad premonition, after a few glances at Wen Wen, he found that her smirk was getting worse and worse, and he didn't find anything else, so Chen An didn't care. He snapped his fingers: "Okay, the banquet is indeed a little too lively, plus you all ask for it, then I will meet you." ”
"Oh! Brother Chen An is the best!! ”
"Long live Lord Chen An!"
"Chen An, people...... Oops! It hurts! ”
With the cheers of Luo Tianyi and Stubborn Chuan Thunder Drum, Wenwen also cheered, and excitedly wanted to take the opportunity to pounce on Chen An to take advantage of it, but he was unceremoniously kicked in the face by Remy.
Rubbing his aching face and a small shoe print, Wenwen glared at Remy: "Remy, why are you kicking me?" ”
"Who told you to pounce?" Remy pursed her lips and sneered, "Didn't you see that Lord Remy is still sitting here?" Suddenly pounced, who are you kicking if you don't kick? ”
"You guy......" Wenwen gave a sinister look. Remy snorted, decisively ignored Wenwen, and then patted Chen An's head and shouted arrogantly: "Hurry up, hurry up, Lord Remy wants to watch the show!" ”
"Yes, yes." Helplessly, Chen snapped his fingers again in the expectant gaze of Luo Tianyi and Stubborn Chuan Lei Gu. Then, in the midst of everyone's amazement, something appeared.
Under the curtain of night, the illusory brush paints the colors of substance in the air. Next to the shrine, a large forest of cherry blossoms turns into a crimson mist. The colors applied by the brush begin to fill in the unreal corners quickly.
With the colorful and dazzling lights shining brightly, a vast stage appears.
The Heavenly Demon, who was drinking, couldn't help but light up his eyes when he looked at the stage that appeared, and then rubbed his shoulders excitedly: "yes, Chen An's kid is good." Just now, he felt that this banquet was not lively enough, so he actually tossed out the stage for Lord Ben, good job, good look. ”
"Wowhaha, it's time for Lord Ben to show off his singing voice." Grinning excitedly, the Heavenly Demon decisively threw away the wine glass in his hand, and opened the wings behind him to go straight to the stage. Then use your voice to let everyone present understand what the king of music is (life is better than death).
"Well, why bother." - "Ugh! ”
As early as the moment the stage appeared, she noticed something, jumped up, and slapped a mahogany sword on the back of the head of the heavenly demon who wanted to go out to make trouble, making her dizzy and spinning in a circle, and then using the mahogany sword to continue to poke at her Lingjiu Yirin, sighed helplessly in the smiling expressions of several people beside her: "Really, I don't know if I occasionally harm my own people in the mountains, now there are so many people, why do you let me think I didn't see it?" ”
Heavenly Demon: "......"
The world is spinning, which means that the answer is no.
And the Heavenly Demon who wanted to harm people there was stopped by Lingjiu Yirin, and Chen An here still continued to act, and with another crisp snap of his fingers, the stereo, and the microphone also appeared on the stage.
"Wow~~ Singing!"
Seeing the microphone, Luo Tianyi's eyes lit up, and he was so excited that he forgot that he could fly, and ran towards the stage with Huo Qing'e cheering with a helpless wry smile.
With Luo Tianyi taking the lead, the stubborn Chuan Thunder Drum, who was still amazed by Chen An's means of help, finally reacted. (To be continued.) )