In the dark night, I turned on the electric light in the house, and I was suddenly frightened, there were people in the house, and they were lying on the kang. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info frightened I opened my frightened eyes to see, suddenly crying and laughing, it turned out that my husband came back, he was lying on the kang, looking at me directly.

I seemed to have done something unseemly, and hurriedly explained: "Good news for you, I'm back in the original department, no, the leader here has a treat today, and then we went to take a shower together." This time, I go to work close to home, so I don't have to pick up and drop off every day! ”

My husband looked at me dissatisfied, "Why didn't you call me?" I'm still worried about your commute every day and no one picks you up! ”

In fact, I really want to tell my husband, and I want him to surprise him when he comes back, I wonder if he will believe me? We didn't say anything more and went to sleep.

With trepidation and a hint of curiosity, he started a new life. Every day, if I didn't go outside to work, Leader Kong was in the unit very early, and I didn't know when he passed by the door, and I couldn't see him after work at night.

A few days later, Leader Kong suddenly said to me: "You can buy a mobile phone, it is convenient for anything, or I will bother with you." Count it as a public one. ”

I went to the mobile phone store and bought a mobile phone that was still very expensive at the time, and then dialed his phone, in fact, I wanted to say that the price was too expensive, and I asked with some fear: "Can you hear clearly?" The result? ”

He replied very blandly: "The effect is okay, as long as you like it, you don't have to think about the question of high and low." ”

It seems that he is delicate, and when I called, he saw my heart and replied directly. I felt a sense of relief and an embarrassment of being seen through. In this way, I called some friends who have mobile phones with my mobile phone and told my mobile phone number, which is nothing more than a show that I also have a luxury such as a mobile phone!

In the first month, he told me to go to a certain department to withdraw money, but I came back with a big bag full of money, and then reported to him what money was, I thought he would be like Wu Youde, put the money up, and then the money disappeared. But he didn't look at the money at all, let alone me, and said as if he was fine: "The meeting will be held at four o'clock in the afternoon, and the money will be divided!" ”

I was really taken aback, I still need to hold a meeting, don't you like whoever gives it to whom? Is it so complicated? Soon, several leaders of the department and several foremen below arrived, so Leader Kong asked each foreman to report the number of people who did the project last month, and he listened to everyone report the number.

looked directly at a certain human: "March 11, **** is obviously twenty-five people, how can you say twenty-seven people?" Let's talk about it later! ”

The man was a little embarrassed to check the number of people that day again, and then his face was slightly red: "Yes, it was twenty-five people that day, I was mistaken, Zhang San and Li Si went the first day and didn't go the next day, I forgot, I thought the number of people was the same for two days!" ”

He looked at the counts, was silent for a few minutes, then looked up at me and said, "According to the number of people they reported, it is 50 yuan per person per day, and there are 7 people here, and the maximum number of days is 60 yuan per person per day, so now send the money down." ”

I counted the people in the house, counting me as only 7 people, do I get the same construction fee as them? This kind of treatment is something I have never had before and never dared to think of, I thought that only those who came to the scene could get that money? For a while, I felt a feeling of joy or sadness in my heart, grateful to the leader in front of me, and at the same time understood that the original leader Wu was purely taking himself as a fool!

My head was wooden, but luckily I didn't think about anything, and sent everyone's money as he said. Seeing that everyone got the money, he didn't look up, looked at a piece of paper in front of him that he didn't know what was written, and asked, "Is the money enough?" ”

I counted the money I had sent, subtracted the money I had received, and hurriedly replied, "There are nine hundred and eighty yuan left." ”

He looked at the watch on his wrist and said without thinking: "It's just night drinking!" After a few minutes of silence, he suddenly seemed to remember something, and said to me: "Wang Ban, just one of your ladies, you bring your little ancestor with you." ”

My husband is at the door of the community not far from the unit, and I answered my call soon after, a total of eight people went to the nearby hotel, my husband sat on the side of the Kong leader, and the two of them sat down and began to whisper something there, my husband was allergic to alcohol, and he didn't stick to a drop of alcohol, and he only took a drink to accompany him, and the Kong leader drank an amazing amount of wine, a few bottles of wine (only drink old snowflakes) in the stomach, his voice became higher and higher, and his voice became louder and louder.

He and her husband lowered their heads and muttered something for a while, then raised their heads with a little drunkenness in their voices: "Wang Ban, today I will tell you the truth, I and your husband Zu Chunming have known each other for a long time, before I met you, don't look at us as a unit, but, he is my brother, you can only be my brother and sister, so you will never have my brother to do!" ”

I quipped, "Come on! Leader, brother, brother and sister, toast you! ”

My husband didn't know anything about me when he got home, and when I got home, my husband mentioned it to me: "Didn't your original clerk Yang Xiaobai always ask me to repair motorcycles?" I also helped him sell the old car he didn't ride, and also helped him buy a second-hand car, he has a car that can't be on the license plate or I find someone to give it, for this always go to your unit, and Kong Hongbin often meets, so I know each other! ”

I feel more or less relaxed, because many people know nothing about the world, and most of the big and small things in the family are handled by my husband.

Leader Kong's mind is incredible, as long as you mention who he doesn't know, who you want to find, he immediately says that person's phone number, it's really incredible! Just to get the money, every time the project money is in place, he just asks the number of people, and he doesn't let me count or study with anyone, he only thinks about it a little, and then tells me how to divide the money, I don't even understand what's going on, and the matter is over.

No one has ever been able to fool him by pretending in front of him, every time he is aware of everything, and of course he will "reprimand" the person who does not have long eyes with a stern and playful manner. "If you want to deceive me, I'm still tender!" After a long time, gradually everyone reported to him realistically, and it was really surprising that there was no trace of water!

Of course, as long as you tell the truth, even if you poke a hole in the sky, he won't complain about you, as long as you don't take him seriously, everything is nothing. Even when you can't solve the problem, he helps you "wipe your ass", there is no difficulty in front of him, and any cutting-edge problems can be solved! He is like a bottomless abyss, making people never know how deep it is?

Leader Kong has to have at least one meal of wine balance every time he distributes the money, I don't understand what he has in his head? Seems to be faster than a calculator. Probably this is also deliberately arranged by him, because he is not happy when he doesn't drink, if he doesn't drink one day, probably he will be a little abnormal! Every month, we have more and more drinks and dinners.

It seems that he is like a person without a family, he has never seen him go home, and later listened to his next-door neighbor (who is also my colleague, who lives in the same public house, just like me and Xueyan and her house. ), revealed to me: "Kong Hongbin has been funny all day, probably he went out to drink and eat, and went home in the middle of the night every day, and then the two of them began to scold, and he was probably anxious to scold, so he listened to his wife scream, and sometimes shouted: You will kill me if you have a kind!" ”