11. Variations

"Cut!"

The communication with Huang Yajing began with "cut" and ended with "cut", Ye Fan didn't care, and flipped through the English textbook at will, he found that the memory fragments brought him more of a subtle thing, such as the recognition of phonetic transcription, word spelling ability, and unfamiliar words that were still fresh in his memory, which had not appeared in his mind, but he had these abilities. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoThese abilities are far worse than those majoring in English, even the top English in the fast class is enough to crush him, but compared with his classmates, he stands out from the crowd.

"Ye Fan, why does Hawking study so hard?"

The English teacher found out for the first time that Ye Fan was not sleeping, and it was the first class in the morning, which was the time when he was drowsy. This surprised her, and she called him by name to see if he had pulled back from the precipice. Usually when she asks questions in English, thinking that Ye Fan's foundation is relatively poor, I am afraid that I can't even understand the questions in English.

"Uh......"

Ye Fan staggered to his feet, he picked up the textbook a little nervously and glanced at it, confirming that the content of his memory was correct with the description in the text, and then stared loudly at the English teacher and said: "BecausehewantgetmarriedtoJane, heneedajob, heneedPHD." ”

The English teacher originally thought that it would be good for Ye Fan to answer questions in Chinese, proving that he was not deserting, but he did not expect that he could answer questions in English, even if the grammar was a little lame, but it was also an unexpected performance.

“Veryverygood!”

The English teacher was very appreciative and used two very many to express her mood at the moment. Even the mud that doesn't stick to the wall suddenly takes on the quality of cement one day, even if it's just a little bit, it's very exciting.

"I can't see it......"

After class, Huang Yajing turned her head and said playfully, "Do you really want to study hard?" I don't even know English anymore. ”

"What......"

Ye Fan smiled bitterly: "Chinglish, your expectations for me are too low." ”

"What is Chinglish?"

Huang Yajing was curious, she could hear words she didn't know from Ye Fan's mouth.

"This is the ......"

Ye Fan took out the draft book, wrote down 9 letters stroke by stroke, and solemnly explained: "It is the meaning of Chinese English, the combination of the two words Chinese and English, I see it on the Internet." ”

"Hehe, you're so interesting~"

Huang Yajing chuckled, abiding by her duties as a male and female student, and did not talk to Ye Fan too much. Ye Fan knew when he heard this, although he has not yet extended the deep meaning of QNMLGB in these years, but there are also closing statements such as "I'm going to eat" and "I'm going to take a bath" for girls in later generations.

Ye Fan thinks clearly, all areas that he is not good at, will be played by his temperament in the future, no matter how much it is better than his current self, at least he will find a girlfriend in the future. There were a few times when the night was deep and silent, Ye Fan's fantasy novel saw the climax, and saw that the omnipotent protagonist was stumbling and bumping into the object, and suddenly felt self-pity - he was short, ugly and poor, but he couldn't find a wife in his 30s, and he would be a bachelor for the rest of his life......

In Haiyan County, parents' expectations for their children are to study and fall in love during school, and immediately become a love saint after graduation and work, get engaged for one year and hold their grandchildren for two years. This abrupt change of attitude makes many young people very uncomfortable, even if they want to find a companion, they have been used to the feeling of unrestrained singleness for more than 20 years, and it is difficult to instantly change their mentality and devote themselves to the vigorous blind date wave.

Similar complaints Ye Fan has seen a lot on Weibo in the future, developed areas such as Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen are a little better, in backward areas like Haiyan, it is a great crime to be 27 or 8 years old and have no object, not to mention that the expenditure of a blind date in a month is one or two thousand, which is simply inexplicable.

A little far away, Ye Fan suddenly came back to his senses, he flipped through the list of words on the last few pages of the English textbook, and read it from beginning to end, and found that nearly half of them were commonly used words that he knew! At this moment, he seemed to see the smile he showed to himself in the future, closed his eyes, his mind was chaotic, and revisited the words he had just read, from beginning to end, he could remember more than half of it.

"When it is, it ......"

Many years later, when Ye Fan recalled this time, he only felt as if a lightning bolt exploded in his mind, splitting the fog surrounding his mind, and his thoughts were incomparably smooth and crystal clear, and his intelligence suddenly increased by dozens of points in the state description in the online game.

"What's wrong with you, I'm obsessed with English books!"

After a long while, Jin Li patted Ye Fan's shoulder and asked curiously. Ye Fan is just serious in class, and after class, he still holds an English book and reads hard, is it true that the sun is coming out of the west? He's going to take the undergraduate exam?

"It's okay~"

Ye Fan gently closed the English book, intuitively feeling that his current mental state was terrifying, his sharp gaze made Jin Li dare not look directly, and when he turned his head and took a deep breath, he glared back again, only to find that Ye Fan was still the same Ye Fan, round like a glass bead, and there was no domineering aura.

It's a pity that Ye Fan's awesome mental state didn't last long, and the second class teacher's math class gave him a hammer. Full of ambition and thinking that the protagonist's luck is endless, he opened the math textbook, still a ghost drawing, listening to the book of heaven, the head teacher explained the formula in simple terms, he never understood why this deduction here became the answer, how to use this formula to be handy?

[Well, even if you have future memories, but the scumbag is still a scumbag, and it's impossible to get something for nothing......]

The cruel reality forced Ye Fan to return from the state of "transformation", he calmed down and carefully watched the head teacher list various examples on the blackboard, and he didn't know if he had really become smarter, or his mentality had changed, he only felt that mathematics didn't seem to be so difficult? There are only a few ideas for solving a problem, which must have been learned in my own textbooks, and if this formula doesn't work, I will change to another knowledge point to deduce, and I can always solve it one by one, otherwise it will not be beyond the outline?

[When you think about it, math seems to require more rote memorization than liberal arts...... Even if you don't memorize all the methodologies in liberal arts, you can always get a few points for solving problems, and if you can't remember the knowledge points in mathematics, even if you get the answers, you won't be given points......]

Ye Fan had a lot of thoughts in his mind for a while, and he couldn't figure out what a scumbag was and what a scholar was......