Chapter Eighty-Six: Carry the Instigation to the End
Wen Yueying was shocked by Sun Monkey's seemingly praised and sarcastic words, but she complained badly, so she had to endure it with a grunt, squeezed out a smile and said: "Great Sage, now I am not the Golden Saint Palace, you just call me Miss Wen." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć infoThis isn't a good idea, it's just that Qin Lingyun is not a benevolent person, and I can't use them in this way, right? There are good ways to be good to good people, and to those who are not honest, they also use other methods, right? ā
"That's, that's!" Sun Monkey smiled, "That Wen girl, Lao Sun asks something again, if Bajie is my second junior brother who is lazy and loves to talk to the old monk, and he goes to instigate the old monk, Lao Sun will be in big trouble!" The old monk is soft-hearted to outsiders, and his ears are soft from time to time, and he believes whatever people say, and he is also a headache for Lao Sun! ā
Wen Yueying thought, anyway, the instigator has already done it once, so don't care about doing more, and then instigating it more thoroughly, so she continued to instigate Sun Wukong: "Great Sage, what an easy thing to solve, where is it worth your headache?" Since you said that your master is a soft-hearted person who has always been kind to outsiders, you will give him face in front of outsiders, and when appropriate, you will also be softer, and your second junior brother will pour soup into your master, won't you? You can also pour it hard, and you don't need to pay for the soup, although it will be easy to do it if your master is stunned. ā
Unexpectedly, the monkey's stubbornness was quite unexpected, Sun Wukong heard that he let him soften, and immediately shook his head like a rattle: "This can't be done!" Not! Lao Sun has lived for two or three thousand years, and he has never done anything like this! I think back then, Lao Sun was thrown into the alchemy furnace of Laojun, and he didn't pretend to be soft! Lao Sun was pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years and did not pretend to be soft! is now recited by the old monk so tightly that he has a headache and is half dead, and he does not pretend to be soft! Don't do it! Don't do it! Lao Sun doesn't do this! ā
Wen Yueying couldn't cry or laugh, so she had to follow the guidance and said: "Great Sage, you must know, too rigid and easy to break, sometimes, softness can overcome rigidity, isn't there a saying that a hundred steels can also be turned into finger twisting soft?" To be a man, ah, no, whether you are a human being or a demon or a fairy, you have to be flexible, this tendon is until the end, and in the end, isn't it still the great sage? Even the Great Sage, you think it's too difficult to dress softly, so why don't you just try to start with not arguing with your master in the first place? Your master loves his ears and has soft roots, so you don't say what he doesn't like, just stand firmly aside and don't speak, you really can't hear it, so you say go to find the fruit and fasten to find the way to see if there are any goblins...... Say anything casually, just pull out your legs and dodge! Isn't that great? ā
Sun Monkey obviously listened carefully, and after thinking carefully for a long time, he responded: "Pretending to be soft and Lao Sun can't, this can't be heard, so I excuse myself to leave...... That's a good idea! It's not interesting to listen to Bajie's complaint and the old monk's nagging, but the excuse of exploring the way to see the goblin can be used all the time, so they are allowed to chirp crookedly, and the old grandson is not allowed to go out to take a breath? It's just that this old monk is also miserable, and when he goes there, he is in danger and in disaster, Bajie, Sha Monk, Little White Dragon, these are all only a trick kung fu, and they can't be counted on one by one, alas! In the end, it is only reassuring that Lao Sun is always by his side! ā
Hearing Sun Wukong say this, Wen Yueying thought, even if she is an instigator, then she will instigate it thoroughly, and in the future, it will be considered to be profitable even if she is counted after the autumn. So she rolled her eyes, and then continued to give Sun Monkey the bad idea: "If you can't leave you like this, it will be a troublesome matter, but what the Great Sage is most worried about is that your master and they don't listen to the arrangement and run around and meet the goblin, right?" Or, the Great Sage tries to be stealthy or turn into a little worm and grass, secretly sticking to them, or hiding in his baggage? This way, you can ignore them and know if they will run away. It's easy to just don't want to listen to their chatter, the great sage just prepares two balls of cotton, and stuffs the ear hole when he doesn't want to hear it! ā
Sun Wukong thinks about it carefully, this seems to be a perfect method! He was so happy that he scratched his head and cheeks again, and said repeatedly: "That's it! That's it! Oh, why didn't I see someone else give me such a good idea before? It was in vain to pay the old grandson so much energy and the old monk to spend miles! ā
Wen Yueying smiled solemnly on the surface: "The Great Sage is different from us and other laypeople, he has always acted in a fair and upright manner, these laymen think carefully, how can the Great Sage ever take it to heart?" The friends made by the Great Sage are also heroes like the Great Sage, where is there a worldly little woman like me? So no one will talk to the Great Sage. At the same time, he complained in his heart: "No one dares to give you this idea!" Do you think that in front of your grandson monkey, that one has the courage of me, and the instigator has been the instigator again and again! ā
Sun Wukong was touched by Wen Yueying's smooth hair, and the more he looked at Wen Yueying, the more pleasing it was to the eyes, and he plucked a hair, and at the same time he forced this hair into Wen Yueying's hand and said, "Golden Sacred Palace...... No, it's Miss Wen, Lao Sun and you hit it off at first sight, and you are such an idea to contribute to Lao Sun, Lao Sun really doesn't know what to say to Miss Wen! Come, this is a hairy hair on Lao Sun's body, Miss Wen, you take it, although Lao Sun's hairless mana is not much, but Miss Wen, you are also a mortal in the flesh, when you are in danger, it can still protect you for a while! ā
Wen Yueying complained secretly: "In danger, I either expect to fool people into dizziness, or I count on the purple gold bell of the hairy lion to be more reliable!" Monkey, you still have to rely on Guanyin Bodhisattva to send you three life-saving hairs! This ordinary hair, cough cough ......" But she still smiled on her face, put the hairs into her small purse, and thanked Sun Monkey repeatedly.
It's a pity that Wen Yueying doesn't say that Sun Monkey just doesn't say it, it doesn't mean that others don't say it, it is the season to say thank you, and suddenly there is a hurried one over there, but before the person can speak, he arrives first: "That splashing monkey!" If you don't go to protect Tang Seng Xitian to learn scriptures, what are you going to do in my Qilin Mountain? Let go of Miss Wen, what's only coming at me! ā
Wen Yueying was stunned, and subconsciously turned around and shouted: "Silly hairy lion, it's nothing!" Don't talk nonsense! The Great Sage is just giving me a hair to protect my body! ā