Chapter 59: The Doomsday Declaration
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Gato lay lazily on the large couch, his desk full of papers, more than a foot high, but still piling up and up.
It's all messed up with his life.
The first is the Deadpool running around, this new breed looks like a zombie, acts like a zombie, and is more contagious than a zombie. It has almost reached the point where the mouth spreads, and whoever the disgusting mucus of the whole body falls on will become a new zombie.
He was told that a dragon king had crawled out of Lilith Rocky Lake at Krieg Academy.
Well, you tell me first, why is there a dragon king in the Dragon Slayer Academy, are you kidding me? A dragon king is at his feet, and the half-bloods who are all over the street don't even know.
Then came another good news and a bad news.
The good news is that the dragon king flew away!
So what's the bad news?
The Dragonlord froze all the Kriegs.
What about Krieger's people?
It's frozen.
What about the executors who are stationed?
It's frozen.
What about the principal?
It's frozen.
You can roll. Gagarto said with a headache.
Then another person was changed, telling him that the one who went out just now was bitten by a zombie.
Minister, zombies were found in the cinema.
Blow it up.
Minister, zombies were found in the playground.
Blow it up.
Minister, zombies were found in the aquarium.
Blow it up.
Minister, we found a zombie couple in the hotel.
Blown up...... Burn it, and remember to light a torch.
Minister, can you think of a way not to burn it?
Then you blow yourself up.
The second person also pushed the door and left.
Again and again two can not be repeated, because three is a pity for Ye.
"Gogato, why are you drinking again?" As soon as Ye Xixi entered the door, he snatched the beer from Gao Jiatu's hand.
"I'm hungry, I'm just eating the liquid of wheat." Gogato changed his position and continued to snuggle up on the couch.
Ye Xi looked at Gao Jiatu with distress, now is an extraordinary time, everyone is doing their best to save the world, but Gao Jiatu, who is the head of the Krieg Branch, actually picked his pick and spread out on the sofa to imitate Ge You's paralysis.
"I made you a burger, can you eat some?" Ye Xixi took out the things she brought.
"Are you hurt?" Gao Jiatu looked at Ye Xixi, "There is a piece of dirty ash on your face." ”
"No, I ......"
Gao Jiatu suddenly sat up and reached out to wipe the dust off Ye Xixi's cheeks.
Ye Xixi's face turned red and wanted to avoid it, but Gao Jiatu's clean and steady hand caressed her skin and gently rubbed it.
"It's cement ash." "Something very tragic happened to you," said indifferently, "you were in a hurry, sweating profusely and rushing to the location, but when you arrived, it collapsed, splashing a large amount of cement powder and sticking to your face." ”
"That's right." Ye Xixi lowered his head, "The person who asked someone to blast the building ......"
"It's me." Gogato lay back.
"Why? Why did you give that kind of order? Ye Xixi felt incomprehension and resentment in her heart.
"If it were you, you would be able to think of a good idea!" Gagarto said coldly, "You want to talk about this next, right?" ”
"Gogato!" Ye Xixi cried out sadly, she didn't like death, and she didn't like a frivolous attitude towards life.
"I'm a little tired, Ye Xixi." Gogato turned on the TV, avoiding Ye Xixi's sad look.
"You know, I just wanted to avenge my mother in the beginning, and I've achieved that goal.
But I've been slaying dragons since college, and I've been slaying dragons all the time.
Everyone said to me that I was the chosen one, that only I could kill dragons, that it was my destiny and that I had to protect the world.
I'm sick of this life, I don't know how to save people and how to turn zombies into humans.
I'm just going to slaughter. ”
Gogato's expression was always cold when he said this, as if he didn't care about anything. But his voice was already choked, so lost, admitting that he was powerless.
Ye Xixi wanted to hug him, but she didn't have the courage.
The TV was boring news, and the royal family of Kirami spoke, saying that Krieg had seriously injured the Dragon King to appease the public.
Experts and scholars have sworn to keep calm and not panic, scientists are already studying the antidote to the zombie virus.
But the streets were in chaos, full of fights, robberies of pedestrians, smashing shop windows and doors to loot food supplies, and there was no law and order.
All of this was yesterday, the doomsday prophecy that had been cut off from all television broadcasts and computer networks to the world.
At the beginning, Gagarto looked at the TV that suddenly cut off the signal.
A funny drum beat, a crayon drawing of a child doodle is held by a hand, appears on the screen.
The red font is outlined, the picture is a lesson of branches and branches of the crooked neck tree, a stickman with a rope hanging around his neck hanging in the air, and a black ball is painted as a stone next to it, obviously to express that he hanged, the only exquisite is the stickman's crooked head, specially changed to a black delicate brushstroke, vividly painted a weird smile.
"Dear viewers and friends, good morning, noon and evening, welcome to me! A special program hosted by Pan Xiaoye, a week of doom. Everyone applauded and welcomed. ”
Pan Xiaoye, who was wearing a black suit and a top hat and an exaggerated bow, appeared on the screen and applauded herself.
Then there was an exaggerated embarrassment on his face, and he took out a tape recorder from underneath and put it down on the table in front of him, and pressed the button, which was a clapping and cheering from nowhere.
"Start over." Pan Xiaoye put the painting back at the screen, this time he pasted it very close, but there was no light.
"Stupid humans, it's a special program hosted by me, the god Pan Xiaoye, the week of the end of the world, everyone is welcome to watch it."
The sound of pressing the button was also clearly heard, the drawing paper was removed, Pan Xiaoye took off his hat, and waved his hand in the cheers with a happy face.
"Okay, let's get into the main takeaway. The first is the end of the world. Second, the end of the world will come in seven days, and third, today is already the seventh day.
Woo woo woo "Pan Xiaoye whistled.
"It's all boring, the end of the world or something, it looks like it's in a movie novel."
"Usually at this time, the savior who saves mankind will appear, save the world by turning the tide, and save the earth from destruction again and again in the movie." Pan Xiaoye's voice said very briskly.
"It's boring, but everyone likes a happy ending."
"But—we're playing real this time, and you have to believe that the world will be destroyed." Pan Xiaoye pressed the tape recorder button again, intoxicated by the cheers.
"As for why the world is hopeless? Let's connect with the off-site reporter who claims to clean up the women of the world, Kang so-" (To be continued.) )