30. Eat millet pepper competition

"Brother Xiaoqiang, Xiaoyu, what do you want to eat? Why don't I treat you to KFC? Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"This KFC has also opened to our small county?"

"Of course, it has just opened, and the business is quite hot."

"What is there to eat about KFC, Xiaoxue, you want to eat chicken, my mother stewed one for me, an authentic mountain forest free-range chicken. Brother, I'm going to eat all my old hens, right? ”

"If you don't have it at home, you can buy it from your next-door neighbor. Foreign fast food is not nutritious, you are now in the critical period before the exam, this diet nutrition and hygiene is to pay special attention to, let's go, let's find a clean restaurant to have a good meal. I sold a cart of cabbage today, enough for us to have a good meal. ”

"Brother, how much can I buy for a cart of cabbage?"

"Xiaoyu, you just need to read your book well, why do you ask so much? Anyway, it was enough for the three of us to have a good meal. ”

"Brother, if I am admitted to Beijing Normal University, what will you reward me, or can you buy me an iPhone? The latest. ”

"Why do you want Apple, Huawei Xiaomi can't do it, Xiaomi is too wasteful, brother will give you a Huawei mobile phone, this is this model, I don't know if I can buy it." Zhang Xiaoqiang took out his Huawei old man machine to light it up and said with a smile.

"Brother, you don't care about me at all, you are willing to pay off the debts of the Chunxiang family for hundreds of thousands, and you are reluctant to buy a mobile phone for thousands of yuan for your own sister. I want to break off friendship with you, I won't be rare for you in the future, I'll go to work-study by myself, go to work part-time, I'll buy it myself. ”

"Xiaoyu, this mobile phone can make calls, I think your school is doing a good job, texting is redundant, in the era of information explosion, interpersonal relationships are becoming more and more complicated, every day bow your head and hold a mobile phone, be careful to hit a telephone pole, be careful to be hit by a car, so imagine an information explosion, everyone has a serious dependence on mobile phones in a society is really scary. So I decided that it would be better to live a simpler and more natural life. ”

"Brother Xiaoqiang, the two of us have a heart, I also use the domestic brand Huawei, or I'll change it with you." Yang Xue took out a Huawei Honor mobile phone and came out, it was very new, as if it had just been bought.

"Xiaoxue, how can you use your smartphone?"

"Because I'm a privileged student. I think enjoying too many privileges is a kind of civilization and social regression, am I setting a bad example by doing this, so Brother Xiaoqiang, I'll replace my mobile phone with you. ”

"I've been working in the fields all day, so I don't need this smartphone."

"Brother Xiaoqiang, just change it for two weeks, okay, Xiaoyu and I are locked up in school all day, and now we are not even allowed to play in Jiang Xinzhou, we can't go to the suburbs to climb the mountain and enjoy the beauty of nature, you can use this smartphone to take some beautiful scenery of the countryside every day to show us well." We are in a good mood, and the exam is naturally more powerful, not just to bring me good food, spiritual nutrition is also indispensable. Yang Xue said very sincerely, blinking, so that people couldn't refuse her at all.

Such a flawless girl could not refuse any request.

Saying that, the three of them came to a restaurant called Spicy King, Yang Xue shouted: "There is no dish in this restaurant that is not spicy, it is spicy, brutal, and patient, and I haven't eaten chili peppers for a long time." Let's compare today to see who can eat the most spicy. ”

"Okay, okay, it's either hen soup, duck soup, or soft-shelled turtle soup all day long, and my mother doesn't bring me any chili dishes to eat, so I have to satisfy my cravings."

So the three of them went to the restaurant and ordered chopped pepper fish head, pickled pepper beef tenderloin, chili fried meat, and tiger skin chili. Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at a table of chili vegetables and sweated on his forehead, and hurriedly said: "You girls don't eat too many chili peppers, they will get hot, and they are easy to grow green beans." Come, come, drink some chicken soup first, the boss this chicken soup is a little cold, help me warm it up. ”

"These dishes are not spicy at all, they are not enjoyable at all, boss, do you have raw millet peppers there, bring me a plate."

"Xiaoxue, what are you going to do? Eat raw millet pepper, this seems to be only my brother will do this, I remembered a funny thing, last time my brother sent me to school, mysteriously took out a bag of things from his pocket, I thought it was a panacea, but the three layers outside the three layers opened the handkerchief of the package, indeed a few millet peppers for me to eat, and said that eating millet pepper can cure my myopia. I took a bite and it was so spicy that I couldn't stand it and threw it on the ground, Xiaoxue, guess what happened next? Xiao Yu couldn't help but laugh.

"What happened? Xiaoyu, what are you selling, say it quickly? ”

"My brother actually picked up the dirty millet pepper that fell on the ground, put it on his clothes, wiped it, and stuffed it in his mouth and ate it. So, Xiaoxue, and my brother, I found out that you are really the same passerby, and you are all strange and a little neurotic. ”

"Brother Xiaoqiang, it seems that the fate of the two of us has long been destined, come, come, today I will compete with you to eat chili, if I win, you will have to change your mobile phone with me, if I lose, I will be your girlfriend, I will do laundry and cooking."

"Xiaoxue, did you take the wrong medicine, let my brother take advantage of both horizontal and vertical, you just take advantage of my brother, you still want to take advantage of me?"

"Xiaoyu, when did I take advantage of you?"

"If you want to be my brother's girlfriend, I have to call you sister-in-law, you ride on my head, no, no, I have been living in your shadow for three years with your classmates, and I will continue to live in your shadow for the rest of my life, my God, my fate is really tragic. No, no, I can't let you do whatever you want. I'm here to compete with you for chili. If I win you, you'll have to get the hell out of me. ”

"Okay, I haven't been so happy as today in a long time, come, I'll eat one first." Yang Xue said as she picked up a bright red millet pepper with her shallot-like fingers and threw it into the cherry mouth, her cheeks moved slightly, and she stuck out her tongue and said, "I'll eat it, it tastes really good, it's your turn." ”

This Xiaoxue has a bit of special ability, not only is her academic performance first-class, but eating this millet pepper is like eating strawberries, a face of enjoyment, and her face is not red, she is not sweating, it is really impressive.

Xiaoyu also threw a millet pepper in her mouth and chewed it with an elegant action, and swallowed it desperately, but after a while, she stared at her eyes widely, exhaled with a sigh, and shouted: "It's spicy to me, I can't stand it, I want to eat ice cream." ”

"Xiaoxue, if you want to eat ice cream, I've already bought it for you." A boy suddenly ran in from outside the door with a box of ice cream in his hand and handed the ice cream to Yang Xue as if flattering.

"Su Junwei, why did you slip out? I don't need it, you can give it to Xiaoyu. ”

"Xiaoxue, this is what I specially bought for you to eat, I took a lot of effort to ask for sick leave to run out, Xiaoxue, I can learn from your heart, and we are a unit, a family area grew up, it is a real two little guesses, childhood sweethearts, although my grades are not too good, but my feelings for you can withstand any test."

"Okay, Su Junwei, then I'll test you, this plate of millet peppers, if you can eat it without a single leftover, I will consider whether to be your girlfriend."

"Really, Xiaoxue, are you serious, you didn't lie to me?" Su Junwei said excitedly, in fact, this Su Junwei is tall and big, and he can be regarded as a handsome guy, although Zhang Xiaoqiang's first impression of him is not very good.

"Then, then I'll eat, Xiaoxue, let's make a decision."

Before Su Junwei finished eating a plate of millet pepper, his face was flushed, his head was sweating profusely, and he was squatting on the ground with his hands covering his stomach and looking extremely uncomfortable.

"Su Junwei, you can't even eat a few chili peppers, how can I look up to you, I can't be a boyfriend and girlfriend with a boy who is not as good as me everywhere, Su Junwei, there is no grass at the end of the world, as a neighbor for many years, I still advise you to find a girl who is suitable for you to be your boyfriend." I tell you clearly, I already have a boyfriend, and if you continue to pester me in the future, my boyfriend will definitely be unkind to you. ”

"Xiaoxue, I've been staring at you tightly for a few years, I know everything you do every day, when did you have a boyfriend, who is he?" Su Junwei was obviously stimulated, and said with red eyes.

"Do you have eyes that you can't see?"

"It's him! This dark, low soil peasant? Su Junwei pointed at Zhang Xiaoqiang and shouted, "Yang Xue, I am infatuated with you, you can't look down on me if my family conditions are so good, you actually like such a native grandson who popped out of a coal kiln?" ”

"Who I like, who I like to be good with, can you control it?" Obviously, although Yang Xue has a high IQ and super good grades, she is extremely lacking in experience in dealing with personal feelings, and stimulating Su Junwei like this will only bring more unpredictable troubles to herself.

Although Zhang Xiaoqiang is not a person who has come before, he knows that young people are prone to make some irreparable mistakes because of emotional impulses. Therefore, although Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't wait to slap Su Junwei twice, he still persuaded him sensibly: "Little brother, emotional matters are not urgent, it depends on fate, you can't force it, now you are all at the critical juncture of the upcoming college entrance examination, you should put these aside for the time being, and when you are admitted to the university and enter the university, you will be more mature in all aspects of thinking, and it is not too late to think about these again." ”

"You, you wait for me, I will never allow you to snatch Yang Xue away from me."

"It's unbelievable. Brother Xiaoqiang, next time he comes to harass me again, can you help me teach him a good lesson? ”

"Alas, the good mood of having a big meal has been ruined, and it is really disappointing. Xiaoxue, your grades are so good, why is your eyesight still so well protected, and you are not myopic at all? And brother, you have finished college, and there is no one in our family who has bad eyesight except me, why am I highly myopia? This doesn't make sense from a genetic point of view. Recently, I have been sleepy and unable to wake up in the evening self-study. Xiaoxue, do you have any good ways to refresh your mind? Introduce me to some experience. ”

"I used to apply cool oil and garlic slices to my temples, and the effect was very good."

"I've tried it all, but it doesn't work."

"Xiaoyu, I tell my cheats, you can't use it, in fact, genius comes from hard work, I have been under the supervision of my mother since junior high school, and I have to do a lot more homework than other students every day, and I feel sleepy, I will eat a raw chili pepper, and I found that the effect is very good, not only refreshing my mind, but also protecting my eyes."

"Ahh Xiaoxue, this is your unique secret to becoming a top student, why didn't you say it earlier, I am so short-sighted, you are really not enough friends. Xiao Yu pushed the heavy glasses on the bridge of her nose and said with a pained expression.

"Xiaoyu, Xiaoxue's method can be tried, the peppers outside are unknown, and I don't feel at ease when I eat them raw, or my brother will pick some from home for you tomorrow, we grow them at home and eat them ourselves, no fertilizers, no pesticides, and rest assured."

"Brother Xiaoqiang, you can also bring me some."

At Yang Xue's insistent request, Zhang Xiaoqiang had to take out his phone card and replace it with Yang Xue, Yang Xue rushed to pay for the meal, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't do anything with her, and it was already dark when he drove home on a tricycle.