Chapter 2 Braised pork
"I don't see it, you kid even understands politics!"
After Ye Fan answered the question, he slept until the end of the third class, and then he was awakened by urine. www.biquge.info The first class in the morning was the homeroom teacher's math class, with the subjective emotion of awe of the homeroom teacher and the objective conditions that she did not allow the class teacher to sleep, Ye Fan survived the first class in a daze, and when the bell rang suddenly after class, his sleepiness had accumulated to the extent that he could not be increased, and he almost fell asleep with his head on the desk with a bang.
"Of course, I'm the little prince of liberal arts!"
Ye Fan boasted while shaking the indescribable nature of peeing. Since the last time he miraculously scored 90 points in history and 80 points in geography, he has often boasted that he is the little prince of liberal arts among a group of sworn friends. If there is no politics in the liberal arts, with the first place in the double class this time, it should be appropriate for us to enter the fast class, right? From time to time, he lamented with his friends that he was born at the wrong time, "If there is no language, mathematics and English politics in the liberal arts college entrance examination, maybe I can go to undergraduate!" Usually when he says this, he gets a look of contempt from his sworn friends.
To be honest, Ye Fan never thought that he could be admitted to the fast class, with his current results of rotating between the penultimate exam room and the penultimate exam room every time he takes the monthly exam, it is a question whether the college entrance examination can be launched in the future. In this regard, he has been corroborated by the memory fragments obtained abruptly, and he can vaguely remember that more than 700 days later, he and his classmates ran to the adult education and continuing education colleges of major colleges and universities in the provincial capital, and could receive more than a dozen admissions calls for self-examination and high school repetition in one day.
[But this shouldn't happen to me again, right?] ]
On the way back to the classroom, Ye Fan thought divergently. Although my college entrance examination results in my memory were a mess, the result was that I randomly picked an adult education college of a famous university in a provincial capital and messed around for two years, but my future life is okay, I vaguely remember that there is a car to drive, my wife has not yet yet, the blind date seems to have been experienced several times, and I have accumulated rich blind date experience, and the life of marriage and childbirth is just around the corner......
Somehow, Ye Fan only felt that he was extremely sleepy today, and he was sleepy again after just going to the toilet. He suspected that this had something to do with the sudden extra fragments of memory in his mind, although he usually liked to sleep in class, but it was because the class was so boring that he couldn't do it, like today - he wanted to sleep when he walked, he wanted to sleep when he was riding, and he fell asleep without eating at noon......
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"Ye Fan, it's time to eat!"
"Don't sleep anymore, it's all out of school!"
By the time Ye Fan's consciousness woke up again, it was already noon. He couldn't even remember what the fourth period was, and looked up at today's lesson on the blackboard, [Oh, it turns out that the fourth period is a geography class, no wonder he slept so comfortably~]
"You guy, you have become an immortal, you slept all morning, and the title of sleeping fairy can't snatch you decisively."
"Hoo ......"
Ye Fan took a deep breath, only to feel a pain all over his body. Sleep is very refreshing, almost one breath of sleep three classes, but sleeping on the stomach is not a healthy sleeping position, usually he sleeps a class at a time is fine, this time sleep too long spine compression, at first stand up to feel the head sink, body shook a little and almost unsteady.
"Huh! Are you alright? ”
"Didn't you sleep too long?"
Facing the concerned expressions of his classmates, Ye Fan's heart warmed, "It's okay!" He waved his hand and said, "Eat braised pork from the Association for the Elderly at noon, I'll treat you!" ”
Braised pork of the senior association is a special dish provided by the canteen of the village senior association near the school, and the business model of this canteen is no different from that of ordinary fast food restaurants. Because of the signboard of the Association for the Elderly, the dishes and prices are three points better than ordinary fast food restaurants, and a plate of braised pork with a fat and thin proportion of three or seven percent has to be sold for seven yuan, Ye Fan, a group of poor students, is usually reluctant to come here to eat even if they want to eat meat again, and the last time was the last time he took the first place in the history and geography double exam.
When he came to the door of the canteen of the Association for the Elderly again, looking at the signboard that was distorted on the side, the vicissitudes of life soaked in the passage of time in his heart spontaneously, Ye Fan couldn't help but sigh and shook his head slightly, who would have thought that the Association for the Elderly would be a derogatory term in Haizhou ten years later?
"What's wrong? If you're distressed, let's go eat noodles~"
Feeling Ye Fan's strange state today, his sworn friend Fang Zhijun said thoughtfully. Hearing this, Ye Fan sighed again, the previous one was to sigh that this canteen was no different ten years ago, and time didn't seem to have left too many traces here; The latter is to sigh that Fang Zhijun, who cherishes each other today, will become a hooligan who makes a living by cheating, abduction, and deception many years later. Looking at Fang Zhijun's clear eyes, Ye Fan clenched his fists and said firmly: "It's okay, it's just a little money." ”
"Yo, Boss Ye is very arrogant today!"
"No wonder I have the confidence to take three classes in one morning."
The classmates laughed and poured into the cafeteria, and under the leadership of Ye Fan, they ordered two meats, two vegetables, four dishes and one soup, and one person was accompanied by a bottle of glass Sprite. casually found an empty table and sat down, and arranged the dishes one by one, when Ye Fan pulled out his chopsticks and was about to feast, he suddenly thought of something, stood up and walked to the table next to him, took a pack of 300 paper towels, took out a few of them, folded them and wiped the area on the dining table where his wrist was to be rested, and then turned over and wiped the bench that was about to sit down a few times. By the time he started to eat, his companions had already already sandwiched a slice of braised pork and swallowed several bites of rice.
Fang Zhijun felt that Ye Fan was acting a little strange today, and this doubt had been noticed since he went to the toilet in the second class, but he didn't care about it at the time. It wasn't until now that Ye Fan suddenly became hygienic, and many suspicious points came together. [Did he really pick up the money in the morning?] On the way to the Internet café after lunch, seeing that Ye Fan never mentioned the AA of this meal, Fang Zhijun couldn't help but make up his mind.
[Whatever!] Ye Fanzhen picked up the money, which is also a good thing for us! The braised pork of the Association for the Elderly is really good, but unfortunately it is a little expensive~]