CALARX8: Be calm when you encounter a ghost!
Yue Shaoyi and the three men and two women sat around the dining table. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Xiao Ye wisely poured vegetables into the pot and poured in the prepared sauce.
Yehou held chopsticks and chanted endlessly: "Sukiyaki!" Sukiyaki! Sukiyaki ......"
Lei Minghan smiled and continued to be air.
Xia Yuling still looked at Yue Shaoyi angrily, pouting with an expression of wanting to kill.
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20 minutes ago, Yuling had just returned. When he saw Yue Shaoyi, he rushed over directly and wanted to strangle him.
"Where did you go?! Why did you run away yourself? I thought you were afraid that the police would have to pretend that they didn't know you, and that you had to describe what you looked like, and that old woman was still going to invite me to dinner and wouldn't let me go. Why did you leave me?! Xia Yuling asked loudly.
Yue Shaoyi explained for a long time with sincere apologies, until she had to move out of the prison before she went through the prison and didn't want to go to the police station again.
"Humph! Look at you don't look like a good person! Violent maniac! Xia Yuling looked at him angrily and said.
"The robber with his helmet was concussed and lost several teeth." She frowned and looked at Yue Shaoyi. "Even if you're a bad guy, you don't need to be so heavy."
Although Yue Shaoyi didn't agree in his heart, he just hurriedly said yes, yes, next time.
Xia Yuling glanced at him, as if he didn't believe it at all, turned his head and pouted and didn't want to pay attention to him again.
Then it's time to eat!
"Sukiyaki! Sukiyaki! Sukiyaki! Shou ......"
Bang! Yue Shaoyi patted Yehou.
"Are you finished? What are so many things in a hot pot? What are you excited about? He said angrily to Yehou.
"I solemnly swear! This is no ordinary hot pot! It's sukiyaki! It is sukiyaki with high-quality beef! Yehou corrected solemnly.
"What are you doing so much? Isn't even high-end beef still hot pot? Isn't it still the same when you eat it? Besides, this beef is not too tasty. Yue Shaoyi said disapprehantly.
"What? You say it's not delicious? Nightmarquis stared at him suddenly.
"What's the matter, isn't it too ......" Yue Shaoyi said halfway through, seeing that everyone was looking at him strangely, he hurriedly swallowed the second half of the sentence.
"Hah! Then you don't eat it, it's not delicious anyway. Yehou said happily, "It's just not much, and I can eat more if there is one less person to eat." ”
"If you don't eat, you won't eat, what can you do?" Yue Shaoyi said angrily. Then everyone looked at him with admiration and seemed to be happy.
"Wait, could it be that you all think so? Want to eat more? He looked at the others in disbelief.
The air ah no, Lei Minghan nodded with a smile, and then took a large chopstick beef slice.
[Hey!] What about your setup? Forgot? Don't have such a high sense of presence! Don't eat so much meat in the air! ]
"I, I just said nonsense, don't take it seriously." Yue Shaoyi began to panic.
[How can you not eat it!] That's meat! And I'm starving! ]
"How can a man break his word? In a word, it's hard to chase the horse, Xiaoyi! If you break your word, everyone will laugh at you. Yehou munched on the beef slices and looked at him seriously. You can't eat it, Xiaoyi. Nightmarquis laughed wickedly.
[Bastard!] This is definitely revenge! He's getting revenge on me for letting him kneel and wipe the floor! ]
[Damn!] I want to eat it! ]
[Wait!] There were 4 people at this table besides me, and now there are two people who don't approve of me eating meat, but as long as the other two support me, it's a draw! I'll be able to eat it! ]
[It's a time of life and death!] It's about honor and dignity! This battle must not be lost! Some people may wonder why you have to eat meat, but there is no reason for me to say it, if I have to, because the meat is there! Because meat is justice! ]
Yue Shaoyi's heart was engaged in very intense activity, and he began to run his almost rusty brain at high speed.
He looked at Xiao Ye thoughtfully. [This is no problem, will definitely support me.] ]
Yue Shaoyi looked at classmate Xia again. [Although she was still angry with me just now, she is a kind and good girl after all.] And she's a girl, so she shouldn't be too interested in meat for the sake of her figure. I'm 50% sure that she will support me! ]
"Ahem! Xiao Ye, help me with some beef. Yue Shaoyi said tentatively. [The battle begins!] ]
"Huh? Does Brother Xiaoyi want to eat it? All right. Xiao Ye said happily.
[Sure enough, Xiao Ye will definitely stand on my side, hmph, no matter how turbulent the political situation is and how rampant the hostile forces are, but Xiao Ye will definitely help me!] ]
Xiao Ye clipped a piece of ...... for him Bean curd!
[What is this!] I want meat! It's the kind of meat that has a fragrant aroma and is rich in protein! Can this kind of thing made from beans be compared?!]
"Ahem, Xiaoye, I want meat, not this." Yue Shaoyi emphasized softly.
"But Xiaoye's tofu is delicious, Brother Xiaoyi can try it."
"Ah, Xiaoye's tofu is of course delicious, but I occasionally want to taste that meat, the one in your bowl." He saw a whole bowl of meat in Xiaoye's bowl.
[Why do you eat so much when I go?] ]
"But this is Xiaoye's. I'd like to eat more. Xiao Ye said aggrievedly.
"Xiaoye, you're not a girl, you'll get fat if you eat too much meat."
"No, I'm going to eat more meat. In this way, the chest can be bigger, so that Brother Xiaoyi likes Xiaoye. After Xiao Ye finished speaking, he blushed and buried his head in the flesh.
[Hey, don't make up so much nonsense about the reason why you eat so much meat?!] Who told you that eating meat can enlarge your breasts?! Let's eat papaya! Papaya! Or do those grown women with silicone! ]
Yue Shaoyi's mind shook, and a strange scene emerged: in the sea of a hurricane, as a pirate captain, he was roaring and directing the pirate alliance to fight bravely with the navy, and the trophy was the dream of countless pirates, that's right, it was onepiece, a piece of meat! At this time, the first mate suddenly trotted over and said, Captain Shaoyi! Our ally, Crybaby Konoha, has defected! The muzzle of her ship is pointed at us!
Bang! With a loud bang, the beef slices became farther and farther away from Yue Shaoyi in the explosion......
He shook his head, calmed down, and pinned his last hope on Xia Yuling, who didn't talk much.
"What do you see? If you want to eat meat, you can clip it, I won't clip it for you. Classmate Xia looked at Yue Shaoyi nervously. She seemed to be in a much better mood.
"So, you agree with me eating meat?" Yue Shaoyi said happily.
"What do you agree with, you can eat it yourself, but it doesn't matter now, it's all gone anyway. What's the matter with you guys? There's so much to eat. Hey, Xiaoming, what are you doing with Yehou? She said indifferently, looking at Nightmarquis and Thunder at the same time.
Yue Shaoyi looked over, Lei Ming and Yehou were rolling up their sleeves and guessing boxing, whoever won would eat a piece of meat.
"Oh, I'm really convinced of you, eat meat and fight openly and secretly." Xia Yuling sighed.
The boiling pot is churning with beautiful soup flowers, colorful vegetables and white tofu rising and falling.
Yue Shaoyi looked at the pot in despair, speechless for a while, what about the meat?
[Night!] Thunder! Hand over the meat of your hands! ]
He rolled up his sleeves with a wicked smile, looked at the two people fighting for meat, and slowly stood up.
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Yue Shaoyi returned home hungry, and then ran into the kitchen to cook another bowl of noodles. During this period, my sister naturally chattered endlessly in her ear. Like, "Why did you come back so late?" "Didn't you go to Nightheaven again? I'm going to die for you. "Why did I buy Sophie and not the Seven Dimensions? How many times have I told you? I don't know how many times I've heard it.
He went over perfunctorily, and his sister seemed to say that she was sleepy, yawned and ran back to her room.
Eating freshly cooked noodles, Yue Shaoyi returned to his house, thinking about whether to write a little bit of the homework that he had to hand in tomorrow? Well, forget it, anyway, it's Lei Ming's homework, and it's good to borrow a copy when the time comes.
He stepped into the room.
[Huh?] Gone wrong? ]
A long-haired woman dressed in white sat on the edge of Yue Shaoyi's bed, her back to him. Holding a wooden comb in his hand, he is combing it mechanically one by one.
He saw that his scalp was tingling.
[What's going on?] Hell again? ]
Yue Shaoyi took a bite to calm down, and his brain spun rapidly again.
[Well, there are two possibilities for seeing this kind of scene in movies.] ]
[If the female ghost suddenly turns around, then she either shows a scary face or turns around and her face is still covered with hair.] Of course, if this female ghost suddenly turns around and pretentiously shouts "Iwantyou!" "Not necessarily. ]
[There is also the case that the female ghost disappears in the blink of an eye, and it would be better to say that she will definitely appear behind you and wait for you to turn around and look at her affectionately.] Yue Shaoyi frowned and thought.
But the female ghost in front of him was a little different...... It can be said that it is very abnormal.
[Hey, don't comb your hair anymore, a few hairs have fallen out of my bed!] Pay attention to hygiene! I'll go! Hurry up and turn around or disappear! Aren't you here to scare people? Please, you have a sense of responsibility, okay? Yue Shaoyi looked anxious.
He decided to break the silence.
"Ahem, that, good evening?" He said tentatively.
No response.
“Good-evening?” [Maybe it's a foreign ghost?] ]
No response.
"I'm waisted!" [Could it be that your ancestral home is Japanese?] ]
In response, a few more strands of long hair fell limply on the bed.
"What, do you eat noodles? Shall I give you something to eat? Yue Shaoyi continued.
The female ghost still didn't react.
He suddenly remembered something and walked cautiously over it.
The one on the bed was still combing his hair.
Yue Shaoyi took the chopsticks and poked her gently.
"Hey, I recognize you, don't pretend." Yue Shaoyi laughed.
The female ghost's hand combing her hair froze in the air, and she slowly turned her head.
"How do you recognize that? I changed into clothes like this. The female ghost's voice was soft and somewhat ethereal.
"Haha! Quiet! Sure enough, it's you! ”
Yue Shaoyi smiled and looked at the female ghost who was complaining because of the failure of the prank again.
"I'm blind, I didn't expect you to be so easy to deceive?"
"Huh? Bastard! You stupid big guy suddenly have an IQ! Why did I fall for you? It's a shame that it took me so long to put on makeup! Xiao Jing said indignantly, and then tied her long hair back, revealing a painted pale face and heavy eye shadow.
She opened her mouth and took something out of her mouth.
Yue Shaoyi took a closer look.
"It's... You also brought dentures and a long tongue?! ”
"yes, I've got two prosthetic hands. I don't need it. Ahh Xiao Jing was angry and writhed on the bed dissatisfied.
"Hey, what are you doing at my house in the middle of the night? Even if you only met twice today, right? As a result, you want to trick me every time, do I have any enmity with you? Yue Shaoyi looked at the uninvited guest in front of him a little strangely.
"No, I don't. I'm bored. It's funny to see how stupid you are. Jing replied.
"Huh? Who told you I was stupid? Where did I show stupidity? Why do you say I'm stupid? Do you know that the author of this novel has an IQ explosion in the setting I gave? Yue Shaoyi said angrily to Xiao Jing.
"Huh? IQ explosion, huh? Isn't that just gone? Aren't you still stupid? Xiao Jing looked at him strangely, with a puzzled expression.
[She seems to be right when she says that......]
"Ahh I'm not stupid anyway! Yue Shaoyi roared angrily.
"And! Please leave my house! Walk the door or walk the TV whatever you want! I! A fool! It's time to sleep! Yue Shaoyi said with a frown.
"What, a girl came to you in the middle of the night, but you want to drive them away?" Jing looked at him pitifully.
[Please, can you wash your face first when you pretend to be pitiful?] It's scary! ]
"What do I care about you? How do you love it? Yue Shaoyi glanced at her impatiently.
"But it's so dangerous out there, and it's full of the furious spirits you saw the last time you met me."
"Who cares about you? I'm going to sleep! Yue Shaoyi couldn't help frowning. Forget it, it has nothing to do with me how you love it. Anyway, you're a ghost, so I shouldn't be able to touch you. You don't go and pull down. I don't bother to pay attention to you. He turned and went to the toilet.
After washing, he saw the female ghost Xiaojing lying leisurely on his bed reading the One Piece manga.
[She doesn't leave, she can't touch it anyway, she can't see it when she closes her eyes, she's too sleepy, let's drive her away tomorrow.] ]
Yue Shaoyi ignored the female ghost, he turned off the light and threw himself on the bed.
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Yue Shaoyi lay on the bed and turned over.
[Huh?] What's this, why is the bed so soft today? There was a big bulge in the face. ]
He rubbed it. Trying to flatten the bed.
"Dead pervert! Take your hands off my chest! Xiao Jing suddenly said loudly.
”……“
"I ...... How can I touch you?! Aren't you a ghost?! Yue Shaoyi was a little confused. Oh! That's right! I poked you with chopsticks just now! He suddenly remembered.
"Idiot, who told you you couldn't touch the spirit? You've got an explosion of intelligence. Big pervert. Jing whispered.