Chapter 2: The Millennial Good Jailer Selection
"Because you received the highest number of votes, ranked first, and were named the smartest, fairest, and best-performing jailer in the Millennial Good Jailer Selection in which all the prisoners participated, only you can solve my problem. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" Dou E replied.
"Why do I get the most votes?" Youyang is strange, he hasn't been working for a long time, are those souls blind, blind or illiterate?
"Because you have been a jailer since you were reincarnated all your life, and you have a good character." Dou E immediately covered her mouth, and her laughter leaked a little from between her fingers.
She was very strange when Youyang offended Lord Yama, and every time he was reincarnated, he let him do this statusless, discriminated against, and unlucky business.
"No way, you're lying!" You Yang roared anxiously, he didn't believe that his fate was so bad.
"I've seen your eighteenth generation reincarnation record, it's true." Dou E whispered.
I am afraid that no one in the world can accept this answer, even if this incident hurts the self-esteem of the man in front of her, she will never give up the opportunity to save herself.
King Yama, he's already in hell anyway, so it's okay to do it next time!
"Who told you that only I can solve your problems?" Youyang asked, he wanted to know who was behind him.
"Buddha of the Buddha." Dou E was unequivocal and immediately confessed to the mastermind behind the scenes.
"Ha, ha, ha, how do you know about this kind of thing?" You Yang asked coldly.
"My soul has traveled around the world for 800 years and has learned some strange skills, and I have seen the reincarnation records in the Hades Hall and the karma records of the Buddha. Moreover, people like us also have their own organizations, which hold regular meetings to discuss what methods to take revenge and so on. Dou E's answer made You Yang feel brain-opening and incredible.
It's really TMD that there are all kinds of weird things!
"I don't care what abilities you have, I don't care about this matter anyway, what is the first in the ages? I'm the worst, worst, worst, penultimate of all time. You Yang jumped up and sneered at this unfortunate "honor" that was inexplicably imposed on him.
"Only you can help me, and I won't look for anyone else who asks for me." Dou E is more stubborn than him.
"Say it doesn't matter, don't care, Lao Tzu's own head is his own decision." You Yang nodded his nose and roared.
"I'll tell you, it's useless to jump, my mother was killed hundreds of years ago because she was too honest, too kind, too weak, and too filial, and now she is being chased behind her ass, and she has nothing to love, so I will ask for your head, and I will never be angry with anyone anymore." Dou E's voice rose sharply an octave.
"Why did you come to me? I beg you not to ask me okay? "Youyang is about to collapse, why can't a good reason make sense?
"On the day I died, you were the only one who sympathized with me at the execution ground, and after I died, you collected my body, and I want to take this opportunity to repay you." Dou E's eyes were filled with tears.
"Repay me? Don't tell me to use yourself? Youyang's crazy heart burst into flames.
"I'm not going to tell you that I can make you the richest man in the world." Dou E is very serious.
"You!"
You Yang slapped the table a few times in a row: "Where are you?" I'm upset talking to the air! ”
He said that he couldn't see Dou E, and he couldn't see Dou E, but Dou E could see him, and Youyang felt that he was the transparent soul.
He was not happy!
"Ah, I forgot you couldn't see me, wasting so much of my expression." Dou E felt even more wronged.
In less than five seconds, Youyang felt that something slammed his eyes, and after his eyes were blind in an instant, he could see again.
Dou E, who was dressed in plain clothes, was sitting cross-legged on the table in front of him at the moment, her ruddy and beautiful little face was not at all the white and scary appearance of a ghost, and her big eyes were blinking and blinking, like the most twinkling stars in the sky.
"What did you do to me?" Youyang rubbed his eyes, and he felt as if something had pierced them.
"Open your heavenly eye, and you will be able to see all souls like me in the future." Dou E held her little face and looked at Youyang closely.
"All of them? Don't, don't want to see it. You Yang felt afraid that he would have to go to work during the day, and if there were souls like Dou E haunting him at night, wouldn't he have to meet with the prisoners all the time.
"I'm sorry, I'll just turn it on, not close." Dou E smiled, and her cunning eyes showed a taste of teasing.
I'm sorry? Eight hundred years ago, the woman would also say sorry, Youyang held his head with both hands, he wanted to howl!
In his previous life, he was a traitor or a fake foreign devil, and did he do anything that harmed the country and the people?
"I don't do anything when it comes to the horizon." You Yang gritted his teeth, and his bulging eyes were like a sharp sword, as if he was about to penetrate Dou E's chest.
"I'm not a little Lori, so don't be a little public act. If you don't believe it, you take a deep breath. Dou E's kitten-like soft words are not as fierce as hers at all.
He noticed a slight pain in his heart.
"What's wrong with me?" Youyang looked at Dou E.
"Giggles, there's poison on that wildflower, you sniffed it." Dou E's face smiled more delicately than the wild flower.
"Get out~~" You Yang was furious, and his hands swept Dou E, who was still sitting cross-legged on the table.
Dou E's figure slowly turned into a puff of green smoke from the soles of her feet, curling like a mermaid.
"Tsk, it's rude to say foul language to a woman. I can help you solve the difficulties you encounter tomorrow, and only I can solve the poison in you. These words were left before she finally disappeared into the house in smoke.
Will there be difficulties tomorrow? The head of the right ocean is bigger.
Tomorrow is really a sad hurdle, he is going to the future mother-in-law's house to discuss marriage.
At nine o'clock in the morning of the next day, You Yang hurriedly changed his clothes, carried the cigarettes, alcohol and a set of high-end cosmetics that had been prepared long ago, and took a taxi to Lei Tong's house.
Lei Tong was a surgeon he met after a year on the job, tall, handsome, and with a sweet voice, he completely captured his heart when they met him for the first time.
Last week, the future mother-in-law solemnly issued an invitation to meet her future son-in-law after a year of dating between the two, which made Youyang's mood both excited and heavy.
Not to mention anything else, just the house, car, and tickets are enough for him to not be able to hold his head up.
You Yang's parents died when he was a child, and he graduated from high school with his uncle's help, was admitted to the police academy, and successfully found a job, and was able to get a salary of more than 4,000 yuan per month on time.
The prison guard's salary is not very high, and he has no extra money, and if he wants to buy a house and maintain a car with his salary, it will take more than 20 years to tighten his neck and not eat or drink.
It's just that his girlfriend Lei Tong's family background is very good, his parents are doctors, and the nearly 200-square-meter duplex is in the city where they are located, which can be regarded as the life of a superior person.
"Xiao You," the future father-in-law Lei Jiannan has a very intellectual bearing, and the words he said are also Svenwen: "We don't have any other requirements, you just need to prepare a house." ”
A house? Is that enough? Youyang didn't know how to answer.
Although Lei Jiannan's words are not wrong, the man's family should have prepared a house, but for himself without backup, buying a house is an astronomical amount, where can he get it?
"Youyang, it's decided, when you prepare the house, you will be engaged to the wedding date." The mother-in-law answered a sentence without yin or yang, which completely leaked her thoughts.
She has always had an opinion about Youyang, or she doesn't like this prospective son-in-law who has nothing at all, and if she is given a choice, she will not hesitate to break up her daughter and Youyang.
You Yang peeked at Lei Tong, who was sitting next to him, and Lei Tong had no intention of objecting.
In the year he and Lei Tong have been dating, the two have been tepid, and his liking for Lei Tong is far more than Lei Tong's liking for him, and it is also under his constant pleading that Lei Tong arranged this meeting with his family.
You Yang knows Lei Tong very well, this filial daughter rarely resists her parents, and I am afraid that interacting with herself is the only time she rebels against her parents.
At this time, You Yang suddenly remembered what Dou E said last night.
How could she not know the prophet? And what can be done to help him solve this problem?