Chapter 14: Level Up!
14. Upgrade!
Zhang Xiaoqiang was lying in his "small villa", and when he felt itchy on his body, he scratched it hard, and the more he scratched, the more he felt itchy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Master, what's wrong with you? Feeling uncomfortable and missing the master? ”
"What do I think she's doing? is not a little woman who is willing to be a housewife and teach her children, but she is a heroine with lofty ambitions. It seems that the river water is really polluted, I took a bath in the river water, and it was so itchy. Oops, my itch is nothing, the most critical key, a thousand things, entrepreneurship is difficult and many battles, my sister is about to take the college entrance examination, but her body is in trouble, my sister has grown up, and I won't share any secrets with me, this kind of trouble for girls, I am a big man who wants to help and is a little powerless, and Chunxiang, although I don't mean that to her, but can I watch the beautiful life of a girl like a flower withering and withering? After returning to the village, I can't solve the practical difficulties for the villagers, and I can't lead them to the broad road of happiness. ”
"Xiaoqiang, mighty, Xiaoqiang, I worship you when I fall, I love you, no, it should be reverence is really like the surging river, in fact, you are a promising young man who is rare to see in a hundred years, I am very optimistic about you, but you are still modest, which makes me like you even more, master, in fact, you and Master Yan are like-minded people all the way, they are so idealistic, ambitious, responsible, and at the same time the end of the world is a lost lover, simply combine the two of you into a pair, anyway, they have already shared the same bed."
"No, no, Xiao Fall, what nonsense are you talking about, I didn't even take the first step when I returned to my hometown to start a business, so that we don't have earth-shaking changes in Jintang Village, I don't think about personal problems at all, there is only one month deadline, I have already made a bet with that Li Dayong, 300,000, 300,000, do you want me to rob the bank? It's a real headache, I can't find so much money, I don't care if I'm embarrassed, won't Chunxiang be ruined because of this, if it's a boss who is opening a factory and running a company to make a lot of money, it's better to think a little, but it's Chen Haonan who colludes with officials and businessmen to harm the people and enrich himself. ”
"Xiaoqiang, it seems that you still can't forget Chunxiang in your heart, then even Chunxiang married together, what business does this Chen Haonan do, how much money he makes, I don't care who he marries as a wife, just rely on a little bit of him to discharge sewage, pollute rivers and pollute the environment, I am bearable, who is unbearable, Xiaoqiang, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, what are you afraid of, there are always more ways than difficulties, Xiaoluo will advance and retreat with you, and find a way to overcome difficulties together."
"Xiao Shen, tell me what good way you have, as long as you can raise money quickly, you can let me sell my blood and sell a kidney."
"Xiaoqiang, it seems that your love for Chunxiang can be learned, and you are willing to sell your kidneys, if another girl's kidney is broken now, will you also exchange the remaining kidney for someone else?"
"Xiao Shen, I only have two kidneys, can't I live if I exchange them all for others? Xiao Fall, you said there is any way to make a lot of money faster, right? I can't even think of a way about it right now. ”
"Didn't I say that there are always more ways than difficulties, such as robbing a bank, but now the bank security is tight, and the money may be arrested before it is grabbed, not to mention that robbing a bank is not suitable for you to do for young people, although it is out of saving people, the starting point is good, but it is very wrong to break the law in order to save people."
It seems that no one has spoken to her for many years, and she is a little nagging when she opens her mouth.
"Xiao Shen, don't be joking anymore, what's a good way, let's be honest, I'm burning my eyebrows now?"
"Then go to Macau to gamble and get rich overnight."
"Xiao Shen, don't you want me to learn from that Li Dayong? It's miserable enough for Chunxiang to have such a gambler father, do you still want to let ......"
"Let her have a gambler husband, right? Haha, Chunxiang's sister has a perfect figure and a handsome face, she is really a beautiful woman who is distressed and pitiful, Xiaoqiang, there are many perverts who covet her beauty, Xiaoqiang, hurry up and stamp Chunxiang with your steel seal, otherwise it will be a pity to be ruined into a broken flower and a willow. ”
This little pendant is still a little improper.
"Method, method, the key, whether to marry Chunxiang as a wife is not within the scope of my concern, in short, this Chen Haonan opened a tannery and polluted our mother river, I must not spare him, let Li Dayong withdraw the marriage, it is a small warning to him, I have to let him close the tannery in the next step."
"Yes, yes, I think so too, it's so annoying, guarding such a beautiful river, you can't drink water, you can't take a bath, and you can't take a peek, it's really indignant to people and gods, Xiaoqiang If you are a hero to save the beauty, what should I do if Chunxiang sticks to you and wants to marry you? You must know that if you save her from fire and water this time, you have already saved her twice, and the girl has nothing to reciprocate, so she has to promise herself. ”
"Method, my way, Xiao Fall, you won't be a woman, why are you more nagging than my mother, I took U. Don't talk about the point, I'll drop you. ”
"Don't fall, don't fall, I'm so fragile, I'm so afraid of pain, haven't I figured it out yet, are I still thinking about it? Ah, I'm so itchy, there are flies and mosquitoes in my body, it's not good, it's not good, it's all caused by taking this sewage bath, ah, ah, Xiaoqiang help me, I'm itching to death, I can't stand it. ”
"Where are the flies, mosquitoes and bed bugs?"
"In my body, in, in the portable immortal cultivation farm, come and catch them, if you don't destroy them, once these pests multiply rapidly, all kinds of crops, all kinds of poultry and livestock, and all kinds of aquatic products in the cultivation farm will suffer."
A bright light flashed, and Zhang Xiaoqiang entered the Xiuxian Farm.
I heard a fly buzzing in my ear, and when the fly saw Zhang Xiaoqiang, not only did not run, but bit him head-on, biting it hard, and the spiritual power value dropped by 10, and a voice prompted.
Grandma's, the blood-sucking fly, dared to suck your uncle's blood, and with a snap, Zhang Xiaoqiang rewarded himself with a slap, and the blood-sucking fly was flattened.
Buzzing, a group of flying insects that couldn't tell whether it was a fly or a mosquito flew in, all staring at Zhang Xiaoqiang desperately.
Decreased by 10 and 10...... This prompt goes on and on.
Obediently, although I don't know what the magic of this spiritual power value is, but I hate the vampires who have been earned for nothing, pop, Zhang Xiaoqiang used the eighteen lotus palms, and his whole body was red, looking at the appearance of flies and mosquito corpses all over his body, Zhang Xiaoqiang laughed, a few little mosquitoes and flies still dare to fight with me, you are too tender.
The total amount of Aura has dropped by 1,000, and your Aura is now 7885. Congratulations, the flies and mosquitoes have been eradicated. You can drink milk, eat bananas and cucumbers, and the best way is to eat millet spicy to quickly replenish spiritual power.
It's not good, be careful, the spiritual power continues to drop by 100, then by 100, and then by another 100.
I was bitten by a fly and mosquito just now, and this spiritual power value is 10 out of 10, why is it down by 10 now?
Zhang Xiaoqiang stripped naked, searched carefully up and down his body to find the culprit, and finally felt a protrusion the size of a pigeon's egg on the seam of his buttocks, grandma's, bed bugs, actually sucked my blood, and it swelled so big all of a sudden, Zhang Xiaoqiang slapped his ass fiercely, crackling, splashing blood on his hand.
Danger lifted.
Master, hurry up and get rid of the bed bugs, there are eighteen of them, and it will be troublesome to let them breed.
Eighteen of them, but I found only one on them, this bug only sucks the blood of humans and animals, and does not suck the juice of plants.
Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly saw the tall and sturdy cow running over with a scrawny illness, and when he ran to him, he fell to the ground, and there were more than a dozen egg-sized protrusions on it.
Thinking that the cow had fed itself with its sweet milk, Zhang Xiaoqiang was furious, and the eighteen palms of the dragon and the thunderbolt whirlwind legs, crackled, crackled, and the blood-sucking bedbugs were shot to death and kicked one by one, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's body was splashed with cow blood.
One, two, three...... Zhang Xiaoqiang counted the battlefield and counted the past, only found the corpses of seventeen bed bugs, and even one worse.
Zhang Xiaoqiang searched carefully on the cow three times, but found no trace of the last bedbug.
The cow regained its strength, and ran to eat grass and drink sweet springs with gratitude.
"Master, thank you, I feel comfortable now, it feels good to be free of parasites, that bed bug must have run away, but don't worry, a bed bug, whether male or female, can't reproduce small bed bugs."
"Master, your spiritual power has been seriously lost, hurry up and eat some fruits and vegetables to replenish it."
Zhang Xiaoqiang saw blueberries, this is a rare fruit, eating a spiritual power value must increase quickly.
Zhang Xiaoqiang picked one and threw it in his mouth, and the spiritual power value increased by 1.
Obediently, a blueberry only increases its spiritual power by 1, and how many blueberries do I have to eat to grow to hundreds of thousands, millions.
"Master, pick a few blueberries for Xiaoyu to eat, this blueberry has a limited increase in spiritual power, but it is still quite helpful to regulate the physical dysfunction of the girls. Master, if you want to increase your spiritual power, you have to eat more of these millet peppers. ”
"Millet pepper, millet pepper is so spicy, can you eat it raw?"
"Of course, if you can eat spicy, be brutal, and fight a battle, you are the real Shonan man."
Zhang Xiaoqiang ate a millet spicy, and his mouth was full of spicy. This chili pepper is so spicy, who can stand it when eaten raw?
Congratulations, the Spirit value has increased by 1000.
Obediently, one millet spicy spiritual power value can increase by 1,000, even though my stomach hurts so much, I have to eat a few more at the risk of death.
Eat, I eat, I eat hard.
The spiritual power value increases by 1000, and the spiritual power value increases by another 1000, which increases so fast.
Although Zhang Xiaoqiang was so spicy that he was sweating like a spring, and his whole body was scorching like charcoal, he wanted to see if there would be any miracle if his ability value would increase to a certain value.
Ding-dong.
Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a feeling of a heavenly girl scattering flowers.
The spiritual power value is over 16888, congratulations on breaking through the spiritual base realm and now entering the spiritual breath realm to cultivate. Keep up the good work, master, you are the best.
I'm so good, I'm going to die.
Zhang Xiaoqiang ran to the stream like crazy and desperately poured the sweet water.
Thinking of his sister's little trouble, Zhang Xiaoqiang picked a few blueberries.
"Master, pick two more millet spicy, this blueberry regulates physiological imbalance, this millet spicy has the effect of soothing the liver and brightening the eyes, and can help Xiaoyu cure myopia."
"Xiao Shen, what are you kidding, such a spicy millet spicy is used to treat myopia, who dares to eat it."
But Zhang Xiaoqiang still believes it, maybe a miracle will happen? Because too many miracles have happened to Zhang Xiaoqiang, he had to believe it, and he didn't dare to believe it, so he picked two of them.