"Long time no see, little monkey!" Yue Shaoyi happily hugged Yehou and patted him on the back fiercely. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info then easily picked him up.

"Haha, you're still so thin." He looked at Yehou carefully and found that he had not changed much, except for growing a little taller, he was whiter than before, his hair was messy, his originally handsome face was slightly sickly, and his eyes were also a little bloodshot, obviously Yehou's unhealthy lifestyle habits for many years had a great impact on his body.

"Cut, who, like you, knows exercise all day long, typical of well-developed limbs. Yours can mix well in prehistoric civilizations. You can probably mix up a nice hairless female savage, but this is not the time of your primitives, and now is the most important place. He pointed to his head, pouted and dragged Yue Shaoyi into the house.

As he walked through the narrow courtyard neatly lined with green potted plants, Yue Shaoyi couldn't help but ask strangely, "When did you start raising plants?" Still so neat? ”

"Do you think I'm going to waste my time raising such useless things, and bothering to put them together? It's Xiao Ye's girl, in the two years you were locked up, she said that she missed Brother Xiaoyi, so she wanted to raise a dog......"

"Wait! What does it mean to have a dog! Yue Shaoyi asked suspiciously.

"Oh, she said to find a replacement that is more like you......"

“…… Where is it like?! Yue Shaoyi was inexplicable.

"Oh that...... It's just to praise you for your loyalty. The night marquis yawned in reply, as if he hadn't woken up.

"But this is a plant, what does it have to do with dogs?"

"Of course, it's because I don't think the dog is too noisy to let me keep it, so I told her to find something that can't bark to raise. That's what she does. Yehou picked his nose.

"But...... This plant doesn't look like me. Yue Shaoyi carefully looked at the lush green plants.

"Are you blind? That's it, how much it looks, pruned with small leaves. Nightmarquis rolled his eyes and pointed to the corner.

Yue Shaoyi looked in the direction pointed by Yehou and couldn't help but be surprised.

[That's a ......]

"Not at all, bastard! The shape of the plant trim is not me at all! Isn't that still a dog! Your sister doesn't want me at all! She just wanted a Chihuahua and you rejected it before she started raising plants, right?! Yue Shaoyi looked at Yehou with annoyance and said.

"What, don't you know everything, explain better than me, so why are you asking me?" Yehou entered the room with his nose picked.

“……”

As soon as he pushed the door open, a suffocating smell poured out. Yue Shaoyi hurriedly covered his nose and mouth, not daring to pant at all.

"Damn! What are you doing in there?! ”

"Oh, haha, I'm doing chemistry experiments." Yehou scratched the head of the chicken nest and smiled shyly.

[You know you're sorry?!] ]

"Experiments? What experiments? Observe the experiment of whether throwing the underwear that I have worn for a week on the ground and not washing it for half a month will cause bugs? Yue Shaoyi glanced at the floor.

"You're disgusting." Yehou looked at Yue Shaoyi with disdain.

"Otherwise, why would it smell so big! See for yourself what's under your feet. ”

Yehou bowed his head, and a pair of underwear was trampled under his feet.

"Uh, ahem, what did you say? What panties? He coughed twice and kicked his panties under the couch with the precision and force of a professional football player.

[Heaven has eyes, I swear I will never sit on that couch in the future.] Yue Shaoyi secretly swore to himself.

Yue Shaoyi was speechless for a while, this guy's life is even more chaotic than before. He looked around, dirty laundry scattered on the floor, books piled up with takeout pizza boxes, all sorts of strange tools, expired milk, and all sorts of food......

Yue Shaoyi deftly avoided a GUNPLA with a missing hand, but accidentally stepped on a worn-out drawing body, and he quickly raised his foot and accidentally knocked down a Luffy who was in fourth gear. He looked up again, a ...... Inflatable dolls float naked and lonely on the ceiling.

"What are you!?" Yue Shaoyi pointed to the doll.

[Why do you still have this at home?] ]

"Oh, I've filled it with helium, it's fun." Yehou said proudly.

"It's fun! What are you proud of?! Why is your house getting more and more messy? How did your sister tolerate it? Yue Shaoyi said as he slammed the door of a refrigerator that was stuck with a model knife.

A mouse scurried out of the refrigerator, and Yue Shaoyi raised the 1:1 Frost Sorrow Alloy Sword that was stuck in the refrigerator door and wanted to hit the mouse, but was stopped by Yehou.

"Stop Alsace! It's your own people! Yehou said loudly.

"Huh?"

"Alas, it's all tears when I talk too much, Xiao Ye moved out last month to live with her best friend, and this mouse is already my only relative...... By the way, his name is Little Ash, Norway Mouse, Rodent, Ratidae. Yehou rubbed his eyes sadly.

"Hey! Disney, I don't care how deep your relationship with your Mickey Mouse is, but if you ......" Yue Shaoyi was really a little unbearable.

"It's Ash." Yehou reminded.

"Who cares what that damn rat is called! All I know is that it's a miracle that you'll survive for a month if you continue like this! Yue Shaoyi admonished him solemnly.

"Yes, if it weren't for the takeaway brother and Xiao Ye, you might not really see me. Xiao Ye will come back from time to time to bring me food, and then wash the clothes by the way...... There is only a mother in the world, and there is a mother's ......," he said and sang shamelessly.

"Can you be shameless again?! She's your sister, isn't she?! If I were Xiaoye, I wouldn't care about you. ”

"It's good that you're not, it's scary just to think about it, a cute girl with eight hideous abdominal muscles, as well as a well-developed dorsal sphincter, plus a unicorn arm that attacks from time to time...... Oh my God, Almighty Creator, please forgive me for my blasphemy against this world......"

"Your uncle! You're the unicorn arm. Yue Shaoyi slapped him hard in annoyance.

"Hey! Wait a minute! You just said the takeaway guy? He also knows where your home is? He asked Yehou in surprise.

"yes, yes." Yehou blinked his little eyes vigorously.

[Feed the chicken nest and don't sell cute, okay?] Yue Shaoyi sighed softly in his heart.

"You're the biggest intelligence merchant in all of Yunchuan! Shouldn't you be the kind of person who sees the head and doesn't see the tail, but only hears its voice and sees the unsightly? Shouldn't there be only a few people in your family who know! ”

"Oh my God, of course! I won't even show the dragon capital! I don't leave the house at all! Yehou looked at Yue Shaoyi innocently, with a proud face, and seemed to feel from the bottom of his heart that he looked like a villain in a gangster movie.

"Well, but there are still a few people who know about my family, except for my sister, there are only you and the old monkey, and ah, and my sister's best friend......" Yehou scratched his chin.

"What! Your sister's best friend knows too? ”

"Don't interrupt me! Do you know what's wrong, can't the intelligence dealer have an idea about the girl? Yehou said bluntly.

"Do you still have ideas......" Yue Shaoyi looked at him with the urge to strangle Yehou.

"Well, I'll go on, who's here...... Oh, of course, and the takeaway guy I just mentioned,"

"Who's the delivery guy?"

"Oh, it's the buddy I met last month when I ordered Pizza Hut to deliver it." Yehou rubbed the head of the chicken nest.

"The delivery person knows where your home is, does he know what you do?"

"Of course I do!" The Nightmarquis replied loudly.

"Know you're an intelligence monger?!" Yue Shaoyi couldn't believe it at all.

"Oh no, I told him I was a tech nerd who was going to save the world." He's talking nonsense in all seriousness.

“……”

[I always thought you were just a dead house, but you also know how to know.] Yue Shaoyi secretly slandered himself.

"Oh yes! In addition to this takeaway brother who often lazily comes to me to play and masturbate, there are several takeaway delivery people who know, like KFC, yellow stewed chicken, Shaxian snacks ......"

"You're enough! Except for the food delivery, it's gone, right? Yue Shaoyi had already begun to regret asking him.

"Oh, there are also milk-deliverers, couriers, scrap collectors, newspaper sellers, and ......," Yehou folded his hands and counted.

"Okay, don't talk about it, you really didn't put your address in the newspaper, did you? For example, what is the city's largest intelligence merchant who welcomes the police officers and so on? ”

"How is that possible?! Isn't that stupid? I just posted on the deep web to invite all criminals to come to Yunchuan to ask me for help, of course, there is a fee. Yehou said nonchalantly.

Yue Shaoyi looked at him silently and shook his head.

[Forget it, he doesn't think there's anything wrong with it himself, so there's no need for me to worry.] ]

"Okay, let's get down to business, I'm here to ...... this time" Yue Shaoyi planned to lead the topic to the main topic.

Syllable!

Yehou laboriously pulled out a dusty file bag from under the couch and threw it on the table.

"The few people you want are probably inside, but one of them has gone abroad and is studying at the University of Tokyo in Japan, and I will help you get all your passports, and you can leave whenever you want. The others are all in China, but some are not in Yunchuan. ”

That's the good thing about the night, there is no need to say a lot of things, he will have everything ready.

"Oh yes, that guy named Lu Yiwen is gone." He added. "You know how good his father is."

"Even you didn't find it?" Yue Shaoyi frowned.

"Well, even me."

[Lu Yiwen, long time no see......] Yue Shaoyi leaned back on the sofa, his face gloomy.

Yue Shaoyi hesitantly looked at the file bag he took out from under the sofa, and finally picked it up.

"Then I'll go first."

"Hey, you're just coming? It's so hurtful, isn't it, at least have a meal? The Nightmarquis looked at him pitifully.

"Come on, let's eat takeout with you?"

"yes, I ordered all the takeout. The takeaway guy will come in a while, and I'll tell you that he's having a good time. It's the king of electricity! "Yehou seems to admire the little brother who delivers food very much.

"Oh yes, I don't play anymore anyway." Yue Shaoyi said indifferently, turning his head to leave.

"Who got you caught locked up for two seasons? Blame me. "Yehou looks like he is underwhelmed.

Yue Shaoyi glanced at him.

"I'll probably come over on the weekend, and Xiao Ye should be back at that time......" Yue Shaoyi seemed to have the corners of his mouth slightly raised. I don't have much to say to you. ”

"!" The night marquis roared in the house.

Yue Shaoyi walked out of Yehou's house and found that it was completely dark.

[Damn, it's so late...... My sister will kill me, right? ]