Chapter 2 Strong
According to the memory in his mind, Zeng Xiaoxian came to the familiar and unfamiliar 3601, and at this time he had not been driven to 3602 by Hu Yifei. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info but he searched for a long time and found that he didn't bring a key, and no one answered after knocking on the door for a long time. There was no way, Zeng Xiaoxian could only knock on the door of 3602.
"Anyone, open the door, I forgot to bring the key!" Fortunately, there are still people at home in 3602, and it didn't take long for Guan Gu to magically come to open the door for Xiaoxian.
"Hello! Teacher Zeng, didn't you bring the key? "It's still the same recipe, it's still the same taste. Listening to Guan Gu's broken Mandarin, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly felt a warm feeling, at least in this new world, there are still many things that he is familiar with. If you wear it in ancient times, it will be miserable, it is all classical Chinese, and you can't understand it.
"Ah, yes, I'll borrow your balcony for it." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't tell Guan Gu more, he just wanted to go back to the toilet quickly. (Since it's so urgent, why don't you just go here in Seigani?) Could it be that when merging memories, he was affected by the IQ of the slut Zeng? )
When I came to the balcony, I found that the door was actually closed, but fortunately, the lock of the balcony was easy to open, and after wasting time for a while, Zeng Xiaoxian finally returned to the familiar 3601. As soon as he returned to his room, he went straight to the bathroom.
"Ah......" Zeng Xiaoxian just pushed open the door of the toilet, and immediately came out, as if he was frightened by something, and kept patting his chest and panting. At the same time, the toilet also remembered a terrible scream.
"Slut Zeng, I'm going to kill you!!" The scream was followed by another roar. Zeng Xiaoxian leaned against the door of the toilet, sweating profusely, I don't know if he was scared or because he wanted to go to the toilet.
"Thirty-six plans to go first, go first." Holding his stomach with both hands, Zeng Xiaoxian slipped over from the balcony to 3602 again. went straight to the toilet of 3602, and before entering, he didn't forget to explain a sentence to Guan Gu, so that he would say that he didn't know when Hu Yifei asked about himself.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, slut Zeng, give me a death, don't let the old lady catch you, since you dare to peek at the old lady taking a bath, you are impatient." Zeng Xiaoxian just hid in the toilet for a while, Hu Yifei rushed out of the bathroom of 3601, and when he passed by the kitchen, he took two kitchen knives and yelled.
"Guan Gujun, have you ever seen a slut?" When Yifei was worried that he couldn't find Zeng Xiaoxian, he saw Guan Gu in the opposite room, and ran over and asked Guan Gu gently.
Guan Gu remembered what Teacher Zeng had just explained, so he said seriously: "Slut Zeng? Ah, you mean Mr. Zeng, I didn't see him, he wasn't in the toilet in our room. ”
"It's not in the toilet in your room!" Hu Yifei turned around and looked at Guan Gu playfully and said.
"I don't know, I didn't say anything, I'm going to paint!" Yifei's smile made Guan Gu feel like he had fallen into an ice hole, and he quickly ran back to his room, not only locking the door for fear of being unsafe, but also blocking the entire door with a bed.
"I'm not afraid of an opponent like Yifei, I'm afraid of a teammate like Guan Gu!" Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just finished the toilet in the toilet, was sticking to the door, and when he heard Guan Gu's words, he knew that it was going to be over.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, get out of here, don't think it's safe inside, if I break the door in, you'll only be even worse." As expected, Yifei was already blocking the door and talking cruelly.
"I won't go out, and the manly husband won't go out if he says he can't go out." I don't know if it's the reason for the soul wearing, the two Zeng Xiaoxian have fused quite well, and their current personality definitely has the cheap character of the slut Zeng.
"I'll count three times, you can do it yourself!" Yifei's voice remembered again outside the door: "Three! ”
"You're fooling, didn't you say three times? How can it be three directly? Hearing Yifei shouting directly, Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in protest.
"I'm willing, you can't get out?"
"I really didn't mean to, I didn't see anything!" Zeng Xiaoxian opened the door a small crack and said to Yifei: "Yifei, dear Feifei, I swear I really didn't see anything. ”
"Come out, I won't eat you again, good, obedient."
"Then you promise not to hit me." Zeng Xiaoxian still said with some unease.
"I promise not to beat you, come out quickly."
"Are you sure?"
"If you want to ink like this again, I'll go in and get you out." Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's inkblot, Yifei began to go crazy again.
"Don't, don't, I'm out, and you won't hit me." Seeing that Yifei was about to go crazy again, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly jumped out.
"Come here, come on!" Looking at Yifei's appearance, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little uneasy, but in order not to be beaten, he still obediently walked over.
"I said I wouldn't hit you if I didn't hit you." Walking in front of Yifei, Xiaoxian had just relaxed after listening to Yifei's words, and saw Yifei take out two kitchen knives from behind and shouted: "I won't beat you, I'm going to kill you, don't run." ”
It's a fool not to run, but fortunately I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have died. Zeng Xiaoxian thought as he ran.
"Bang!" Before he could be happy for a while, as soon as he ran to the door, the door was opened by someone else, and Zeng Xiaoxian bumped into it without paying attention.
"Drop, whiteness search started, host scanning...... Electronic device scanning......"
"The host meets the binding requirements, and the binding is ......"
"The electronic device does not meet the binding requirements, and the ...... is being modified"
"Modification completed, binding ......"
"The system has been bound, welcome to the host!"
"Happy use, goodbye!"
After Zeng Xiaoxian's head was loaded by the door, he felt that he had auditory hallucinations, and a string of sounds came to his mind, which made his mind feel like paste now.
"Hey, Mr. Zeng, why are you lying on the ground?" Before Zeng Xiaoxian could figure out what was going on in the voice in his head, he heard another familiar voice.
"Zhanbo, help, your sister is crazy and wants to kill someone!" As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian looked up, he saw Zhanbo and Wanyu standing at the door of 3601, and he didn't want to find out who opened the door and hit him, so he quickly fled behind them and pulled Zhanbo to ask for help.
"My sister wants to kill someone, how is it possible!" Zhanbo didn't believe that Yifei would kill people at all, and said to Zeng Xiaoxian.
But when he spoke, seeing Wan Yu and Zeng Xiaoxian both pointing behind him in horror, Zhan Bo turned around and looked, sure enough, Yifei was holding two bright kitchen knives in his hands, and his eyes were staring at Zeng Xiaoxian with anger.
"Sister Yifei, what's wrong with you? Did Mr. Zeng bully you? Wan Yu looked at it for a while and asked.
"I didn't, I just ......"
"Nothing, we're having fun!" Yifei directly interrupted Zeng Xiaoxian's words and said. also walked up to Zeng Xiaoxian and hugged his neck, and whispered in his ear: "If you dare to tell what you just did, you will die!" ”
"Ah, yes, yes, we're just joking." Seeing that Yifei finally put down the knife, Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly catered to Yifei's words and said.