The next day, I woke up early in the morning. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info before dawn, so I got up one by one.

After putting away the bedding and washing my face, I began to prepare breakfast.

However, as soon as I went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, I was speechless.

Because there is almost nothing!

Except for some eggs and ham, plus some drinks, I didn't find anything to eat.

I searched in the kitchen again, but I found nothing but some instant noodles, not even a grain of rice!

I had no choice but to eat instant noodles for breakfast...... How can it be! With me, I also eat instant noodles for breakfast, don't look down on people too much!

Lianhua's complaints are always there.

"Hey, no one looks down on anyone, please don't talk to yourself."

Ignoring Lianhua decisively, I dug out my wallet from my pocket to see how much money was left inside.

Although it can be changed, I have not been using it since a hundred years ago.

In the last decade or so, I don't want to waste all my work.

I've always lived alone, usually earning as much as I wanted, spending as much as I wanted, and never keeping my savings. Before that, I had been wandering alone for a long time, and the travel expenses earned from my last job were almost spent.

So, what I told Melly last night wasn't really a lie, and if she didn't take me in, I really wouldn't have anywhere else to go and sleep on the streets until I found a new job.

Alas, who made me so honest that I couldn't even deceive people.

Ignoring Lianhua's pretended vomiting and disdainful calls me Scrooge, I took out the money in my wallet and began to count it earnestly.

One two three four five...... One two three four five......

I counted back and forth a few times, even the steel hammer, and finally I was satisfied to find that although the money was not much, it was more than enough to buy some ingredients.

Satisfied, I put my wallet in my arms, picked up the key that Melly had on the table, and I went out in a majestic and high-spirited manner.

……

When I went out, I didn't leave directly, but looked back at the room.

As I felt last night, the house is pretty big. It's not too new, but overall it's good.

Walking around the wall of the house, I noticed that there was a flower garden in the back! Well, it's all weeds, though.

I made up my mind to tidy up the flower garden after a while, and said hello to the neighbors who were exercising in the morning, and said that I was Melly's brother, and I would take care of it in the future, and then asked where the nearby places to buy ingredients were, and set off.

……

The location here is estimated to be far from the city center, as I saw the hill nearby.

Although Yingzhou is not without mountains, in a big city like Kyoto, every inch of land is valuable, and the gray jungle of high-rise buildings has already covered all locations, so it is impossible to see mountains.

chatted with Lianhua all the way, to be precise, I listened to her nagging unilaterally.

Nagging why I didn't act yet, Nagging Jie'er was naughty again, thinking about how to escape from the negative space.

Alas, sure enough, has Lianhua already learned badly?

What a cute Sanwu was at the beginning, how can he be as verbose as Yingji now?

I practiced all the way to pretend to be stupid in the left ear and out in the right ear, bought the ingredients, and I hurriedly went home and began to prepare breakfast.

……

After cutting some vegetables and diced meat and making porridge, I started cleaning the kitchen.

I don't know how long it has been since it has been used here, and the dust of the dishes and chopsticks in the cupboard is covered in a thick layer.

Then again, it's not just the kitchen that needs to be cleaned, but other places must also be cleaned.

Alas, taking care of people is trouble.

Washing the dishes with my apron tied, I looked at the large stack of chopsticks next to me, and suddenly I missed my days in the West.

At that time, the professional maid was taking care of her for sixteen nights, and I didn't know how comfortable my life was!

I sighed as I quickened my movements, intending to clean the kitchen before Melly got up.

……

After working for a long time, I wrung out the rag in my hand and put it away, and I smiled with satisfaction when I looked at the smooth and shiny kitchen.

Great, that's it.

I looked at the clock on the wall, and it was seven o'clock.

It's seven o'clock.

I scratched my head, brought the porridge that had been boiled long ago, poured the cup of hot milk, and was about to call Melly to get up and eat.

Surprisingly, just as I was about to do this, Melly showed up on her own.

She scratched her head, walked into the kitchen in a daze, and then froze.

Looking at the renovated kitchen, with the steaming porridge and the glass of milk on the table, Melly's eyes were a little red.

"This, this is ......"

"Breakfast."

I smiled and walked over and rubbed her head.

"Okay, now that I'm awake, I'll call you. Hurry up and get a toothbrush, or the milk won't taste good when it's cold. ”

"Hmm!"

Melly looked up at me for a moment, nodded vigorously and ran off to wash.

I shrugged my shoulders and went to the room where I rested last night, took out the used futon and took it to the bathroom to wash.

I passed by the kitchen with my futon in my arms, and when I saw that Melly was already eating, I said hello to her.

"Yo, remember to put the dishes in the sink after eating, and I'll wash them later." And the futon, I'm going to wash it later, remember not to put it away. ”

Melly lowered her head and ate the porridge without raising her head.

"Got it."

Huh, delusional? How do I feel that something is wrong with Melly's voice. Are you crying?

I looked at Melly suspiciously, but I didn't see anything wrong, so I went back to work.

Melly ate the sweet porridge one bite at a time, and suddenly raised her head, but she didn't know when, she had already burst into tears.

……

"Brother."

Just as I was washing the futon, I suddenly heard Melly's voice.

When I looked back, I saw that she was standing at the door with a futon that covered her face and some of her futon dragged on the ground.

Seeing Melly swaying, I hurriedly took the futon from her arms.

Looking at Melly, who was smiling and seemed to be very happy, I couldn't help but wonder a little.

"Melly, what did you call me before?"

I think I heard it from my brother before. You can't hear me wrong, right? After all, last night, Melly was shouting at me to feed.

"Brother."

Melion smiled and showed her face with two small dimples, holding her hands behind her back, looking very cute.

"You're older than me and me, of course I'm going to call you brother."

Hey?

I scratched my head even more.

Something is wrong, not only the title, but also the attitude seems to be suddenly better.

Just when I was wondering, Lianhua's untimely voice appeared.

"Congratulations, your lolicon aura has worked successfully again."

Me: "......"

No way! Lianhua, you really don't open any pot and which pot you don't mention, how many times have you said it! I'm not Lolicon!

Lianhua uh-huh.

"That's right, you're in control!"

Me: "......"

My eyebrows jumped, and I decided to ignore the little chick who was uncomfortable without raising the bar with me.

I moved my nose and looked at Melly's futon in my arms, and I suddenly showed a disgusted expression.

"Melly, did you wet the bed last night? Why do quilts stink so much? ”

Melly blinked, her little face flushed with anger.

She roared with her teeth and claws.

"Not really! I didn't wet the bed last year! ”

I let out a sigh and suddenly realized.

"Oh, so you wet the bed last year!"

Melly: "......"

The childish roar suddenly broke the silence of the early morning.

"Stupid, I hate you!!"

……

In the backyard, while drying those washed bedding, I looked back at Melly sitting in the house and playing.

When she saw me looking at her, Melly glared at me angrily and waved her little fist demonstratively.

This makes me speechless, isn't it just a joke, do you need to be so angry?

Lianhua's voice that couldn't hide her smile jumped out.

"Wetting the bed and laughing at a lady is not what a gentleman should do."

I cut and scoffed at Lianhua's schadenfreude.

Melly, a ghost, what kind of lady she is. And gentleman, don't use that word on me.

"Yes, you're not a gentleman, just a brazen bastard."

Bad words should be good words, and I have always been. So for Lianhua's contempt, not only did I not get angry, but I also became proud.

"Thanks for the compliment, thank you for the compliment."

"Shameless fellow."

Lianhua muttered, and her voice became hoarse.

Seeing me laughing inexplicably and muttering to myself in the air, Melly curiously poked her little head out of the room and looked around. She didn't see anyone, she wasn't angry, but a little worried.

She ran up to me and tugged at my robe.

"Brother, who were you talking to just now?"

Seeing Melly's worried look, my eyes rolled, and the bad idea came.

I pretended to be serious.

"The undead."

Melly was stunned for a moment, and immediately looked at me angrily.

"Brother lies! There are no ghosts in the world. ”

"I didn't lie to you."

I pointed to the air around Melly, looking innocent.

"Don't you see, the undead are right next to you."

"Liar."

Melly pursed her lips, still in disbelief, but the sneaking footsteps said something.

I continued in a dark tone.

"I didn't lie to you~ I saw it, it was standing next to you and blowing into your ears."

Melly: "......"

The little guy's heart trembled, but he still had a hard mouth.

"Liar, liar. I, I don't believe it. ”

"Ah~ Its body was covered with blood, drop by drop, drop by drop to the ground.

Tick, tick, tick. ”

I ignored her and just started dubbing and continued to play up the atmosphere.

"Blood is staining your feet red, and it is spreading from your clothes to your body."

Melly: "......"

She shrunk her feet, her expression unnatural, and her body began to tremble.

"Ah~ It stretched out its rotten hand and put it on your shoulder, opening its bloody mouth, and as the black blood dripped down your shoulder, its broken, white skull cheeks showed a hideous smile.

I heard it, and it seemed to say something more...... What is it? ”

My voice paused, and I made a gesture of listening, and as Melly trembled, my expression suddenly changed, and I yelled violently.

"I'm going to eat you!"

"Ah!!h

The sudden shout finally made Melly reveal her timidity, and she screamed and hid behind me.

She shuddered.

"It's scary, it's scary. Woo, don't eat me, I'm not good at all. ”

Seeing Melly trembling like a quail, holding her head and trembling, I burst out laughing.

"Haha, I lied to you, stupid! With me, how can there be undead? ”

Melly was teary-eyed.

"Liar, you scoundrel!"

I tossed the last sheet and rolled it out onto the clothesline, and I couldn't help but smile as I looked at Melly like that.

"Hehe, just kidding. Didn't you say yesterday that you won't be deceived? Why have I been deceived twice in just one day? ”

Melly stood up and clapped her little hand hard against me, her face indignant.

"Badass! You scoundrel! ”

I flicked my fingers on Melly's forehead.

"Fool, with so little strength, are you giving me a massage?"

Ignoring Melly's blushing face, I laughed and picked her up and went inside.

There's nothing to say about the rest of the matter, it's just sweeping the floor, cleaning up the cobwebs in the corners, and so on.

After a few days of busy work, I got acquainted with the neighbors nearby, and with the help of Melly's dispensability, I finally cleaned the house completely.

And I can't relax after the cleaning, because I still have to think about how I will spend the rest of the day.

It's also a shame to say that my money ran out on the first day, so what I ate and used these days was Melly's.

A big man, if he has to rely on a little girl to feed, then he doesn't have to mix, just go find a piece of tofu and kill him.

I have to tidy up the house these days, and I don't have time to think about it. But now, you can't continue to eat and wait for death.

But if you think so, it's debatable what kind of job to find.

To be honest, without Melly, I wouldn't have had any work, I could have done it anyway.

But with Melly, I had to do more to take better care of her.

First of all, the place of work should not be too far from Melly's school.

Secondly, it is best to take care of her three meals a day, although she has eaten well these days, and Melly looks fatter, but she is still skinny. If I can't take care of her because of my work, I can't stand letting her eat instant noodles and bread.

Thinking about it, it seems that there is a lot of work that meets these two points, because in fact, as long as the first point is satisfied, the second point is actually not difficult to achieve.

So in the next few days, I started to check near the school and look for a job.

By the way, Melly's school is very close to where we live, half an hour's walk and a few minutes by car.

……

On this day, I left Melly at home to write the homework she hadn't finished because she was lazy, and I left for school alone.

After walking around the school for most of the day, I finally found that although it was quite lively, there seemed to be no place to need people, not even part-time jobs.

I didn't give up, and walked around the neighborhood for a long time, only to find out helplessly that these efforts were in vain.

Finding a place to sit down, I drank the water I had bought at the commissary in one gulp. That's when I breathed a sigh of relief.

Looking at the row of shops not far away, I was really depressed.

"Lianhua, do you think I'm a hell today, why is my luck so bad? If it were usual, not to mention one job at this time, I found all three jobs. ”

"It's not bad luck, it's that you've narrowed it down. If you didn't just want to find a job near the school, you would have found a job a long time ago. ”

After another sip of water, I reluctantly responded.

"I don't want to. But who made Melly so small now? It would be nice to say if I grew up, but for now, I think it's better to be by her side. ”

Lianhua sighed.

"Alas. Wouldn't it be easy to get some money with your skills? Why do you always like to ask for trouble so much?

Once upon a time, and so it is now. ”

taught me a lesson for a while, but Lianhua still relented. She came up with a great idea for me.

"If you can't find a job outside the school, you should go to the school and look for a job.

Didn't you work as a teacher in the past? Going to school to be a teacher shouldn't be a mistake. ”

"Hey, what are you talking about! What is the meaning of misleading people's children, my teaching ability is very strong, is it good? ”

I retorted to Lianhua with dissatisfaction, but I had to admit that what she said made so much sense!

What better way to take care of Melly than to go to her school and be her teacher?

I don't think so.

So after drinking the rest of the water from the bottle and throwing the plastic bottle in the trash, I began to wonder how to apply for a teacher.

Going straight is definitely not going to work.

Let's not say that I don't have an ID card, but I do, and I don't have a teaching certificate.

If I go directly to the school like this, saying that I want to be a teacher here, and the acquaintance quickly gives me my sister's position as the head teacher, I will definitely be beaten.

Lianhua seems to be able to read minds, and can always read through my thoughts. So she complained.

"Hey, it's good to apply for a teacher, what kind of mess is going on in your head?

If you do what you want, you are really qualified, and you will be beaten. ”

Me: "......"

I have to say that what Lianhua said is really right.

In order to prevent being really beaten out, I had to dispel that handsome way of applying.

Of course, even if Lianhua didn't say it, I wouldn't actually do that.

After all, how stupid it is to apply in that way!

A smart man like me never does anything stupid!

Next, I had an in-depth discussion with Lianhua on how to successfully apply for a teacher job at the school.

After wasting half a day and wasting countless saliva, I finally had to find out tragically. Under normal circumstances, I would not have been a teacher!

Having come to this conclusion, Lianhua gave me another idea.

"Since normal means don't work, then we'll use abnormal means."

"Is it not normal means?"

I touched my chin and pondered for a while, then flatly rejected Lianhua.

"No, how can a good person of integrity like me do things by dishonorable means. No, no, you can think of something else for me. ”

Actually, it's not that I don't want to agree, but I can't say yes!

Because if I use special means to fool the principal of the school into letting me be a teacher, it is okay to say it in a short time, but after a long time, there will definitely be a lot of problems that need to be solved in the future.

It's a troublesome thing just to think about, and I'm not like I used to it now, so I've vetoed it.

In fact, it can be faked. Hacking into the Internet, fabricating my fake information, and making data and documents that can be used seriously is a piece of cake for me.

Unfortunately, my personal style is to never allow myself to appear in any material unless I have to.

This point, except for the origin of Ali's fantasy hometown, is almost no exception.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have been a black account now.

Lianhua was silent for a while, and then suddenly sighed.

"You guy, you want me to clean up the mess for you again."

Hearing this, I understood that my mind was seen through by Lianhua.

I'm not good at doing it without special means, but it doesn't mean that Lianhua is not good at it.

In fact, if it weren't for her help all the time, where would I have been able to live so leisurely!

Of course, to be seen through is to be seen through, and it is necessary to pretend to be stupid.

I spread my hands with an innocent expression on my face.

"Hey, when am I going to ask you to clean up the mess for me?"

Lianhua grinded her teeth and responded angrily.

"All the time!

Well, don't keep pretending. What you are a good person of integrity cannot be used by dishonorable means. It's just lazy. ”

I pretended to be embarrassed.

"Gee, why are you so direct. I'll be embarrassed. ”

Lianhua sighed, getting more and more angry.

"Alright, don't make that disgusting tone, disgusting."

I shrugged, turned around and walked in the direction of home.

"Got it. Then I'll leave it to you. ”

"Hmph, lazy fellow."

Lianhua despised me and agreed.

"Got it, I'll take care of it for you when you go to school to be a teacher. It's good that you can just come to the school when the time comes."

When I got the answer, I couldn't help but lighten my steps.

With my hands hidden in my sleeves, I hummed a little song and happily went home.

Hehe, sure enough, there is Lianhua, and it is easy to find a job.

As long as she is willing to help, she doesn't want anything every time.

One inducement, and no one will doubt me. Wow, easy, easy.

……