Chapter 14: The Warthog
CHAPTER XIV
"Of course you can have a drink, but I don't have any alcohol, so it looks like you're going to have to pay out of your own pocket!"
"It's okay!" Emperor Ziwei pondered, "You also received instructions from Heavenly Dao and came here?" ”
"It's not!" Ai Ling replied, "I just happened to be looking for something to soak in wine and passed by here, and occasionally saw that the life of the hundred miles was fading, and I had doubts in my heart, so I hereby discuss how to deal with it." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
After hearing this, Emperor Ziwei frowned and said, "This matter ...... It seems to be my fault,"
"How?"
"I learned from the Heavenly Dao three hundred years ago that today, at this moment, the reincarnation of Tianpeng will come here, but I don't want to, the accompanying vision of heaven and earth is actually weak water in the world, and it has added a lot of unjust souls to the underworld for no reason! It seems that the canopy calamity is not over, and the sins must be washed away in this life and this life! ”
"Canopy?" Di Xiao's gaze moved downward, and he pointed to the warthog in the weak water river and exclaimed, "That's the canopy?!" ”
Is this really the mighty and domineering head of the nine gods in the memory, Bian Zhuang (the mythical Marshal of Tianpeng, formerly known as Bian Zhuang)?
"Hmm!" Emperor Ziwei looked at the pig's head on the ground and sighed, "When I was fighting for the emperor by the Jade Emperor, Tianpeng was a pawn of the horse, I was defeated, and Tianpeng was also implicated. ”
"I see!"
At the beginning, Tianpeng was drunk and teased Chang'e, and Di Xiao and they had also heard a little, and when they learned that Tianpeng was demoted to mortal sympathy, they also laughed and said: "This guy is really dying under the pomegranate skirt, and being a ghost is also romantic!" But I didn't think there was such a reason in the middle.
"......" Emperor Ziwei saw that the warthogs on the ground were still looking up at him in the water, without any intention of going ashore, and couldn't help but feel a little unhappy in his heart, and shouted: "Tianpeng, what are you doing there?" Hurry ashore and follow me back to Heaven to take up my duties. ”
Emperor Ziwei's voice was not loud, but it was like thunder in his ears! The warthog in the weak water river woke up suddenly, a shudder, and glanced at Emperor Ziwei in shock, and then ...... Turn around and run!
Very humanized eyes, as if seeing something very disgusting, four hooves stepped open, and in an instant, there was no trace of escape! Leave a line of dust in vain!
Seeing this scene, Ziwei was stunned for a moment, and then became furious.
This beast, in front of this other person, actually didn't give himself face, and just ran away, angry old man!
was about to chase, just less than a hundred meters, his body suddenly sank, and the Emperor Ziwei fell like the weak water river, so shocked that the Emperor Ziwei hurriedly shouted: "Two Venerables, help me quickly!" My life is at rest! ”
Di Xiao and Ai Ling were speechless at the same time: "......"
This bad old man!
……
"Hoo ——!" Grabbing the rope stretched out by Di Xiao, the old man Ziwei, who jumped out of the airspace of the weak water river with his embarrassment, looked at the rope behind him that fell into the weak water and disappeared with the auspicious clouds, and patted his chest with palpitations, not at all the kind of fairy dust when he first came.
Ai Ling pouted speechlessly: "Alas, you old fellow, you are still so rough, although you have few opponents in heaven and earth, but you have lived for so many years, you should also learn to [think twice]!" ”
Emperor Ziwei's face, which has lived for nearly 10,000 years, is naturally not in vain, his face does not change, he took out a new auspicious cloud from the Qiankun bag, flew into the sky, and sighed: "Alas, when people are old, their obsessions are deep, and their actions are becoming more and more impulsive!" ”
Elling: "...... (When I first saw you a thousand years ago, I didn't see how impulsive you were...... )”
Emperor Xiao on the other side was also speechless, the wind was as unruly as him, and he didn't sigh when he met this Ziwei Emperor.
People are uninhibited and even their hearts will be debauched, but he is only debauched on the surface, and his mind is still very sharp. How can the qualitative difference be compared? It's also thanks to the great luck of this Ziwei Emperor, otherwise, this time, if there is no him and Ai Ling, I am afraid that this Emperor will be reincarnated!
Ai Ling and Di Xiao glanced at each other and decided not to pay attention to this old man.
"Dixiao, now the wart ...... The canopy is gone, what if the water can no longer stay here? ”
"What should I do?" Di Xiao blinked his eyes, "Hehe, little Ellinger, when did you become so stupid, just move it back to the Nine Springs of Hell!" ”
A neglected Ziwei Emperor: "Hey......"
"You're stupid...... Of course I know to move it back under the Nine Springs, but how? ”
"......" Di Xiao was speechless, "It's been so long, haven't you discovered the properties of this water?" ”
Characteristic?!
Ai Ling stared at the weak water under his feet suspiciously, and his mind turned around, and he immediately understood: "This weak water...... It seems that the water and soil do not invade ......"
A neglected Ziwei Emperor: "Hey......"
"That's right, although weak water can make everything lose its soul and bones, it still has the property that cannot be changed, that is, it is insoluble in water and does not submerge in soil, so it can flow on the surface!"
"So we just need to peel off a layer of skin from the land and dump it under the Nine Springs of Hell with the technique of overthrowing mountains and seas!"
"That's right!"
"Let's get started!"
"Good!"
A neglected Ziwei Emperor: "...... (You bullies!) )”
……
Both Di Xiao and Ai Ling did not like to drag their feet and be indecisive, and after making a decision, they immediately began to implement it. For a time, the aura of heaven and earth rioted, and the anger rushed into the sky!
The earth shook and saw that the Yangtze River, which stretched for more than 1,300 miles, was completely stripped of the ground, suspended in mid-air, and disappeared. Leave a deep "channel", a sentence of experience and hearsay, and laugh and talk with the storytellers in the world.
…… To be continued......