Chapter 20: Drunken and Gentle
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The Yaksha was thinking, "How can King Yama think of drinking at this time?" If you delay like this, and meet your twin brother once every half a month, will it be yellow? ”
"Twin brothers? See each other once in half a month? "Youyang's brain is wide open.
He seemed to have something in mind.
"Cousin, let me tell you something, my neighbor's uncle's son fell into the water and drowned yesterday, and his family is going to take out 10,000 taels of silver to find a good family for his son to reincarnate, and he wants me to help him change his destined reincarnation, do you think it's okay?" You Yang suddenly changed his name and instantly became a relative of Lord Yama.
His eyes winked at King Yama under the cover of his large hand raising his glass.
Lord Yama's big mouth cracked, and he immediately laughed: "This is not a piece of cake, as long as his family gives silver, I will take care of this side of the matter." ”
Youyang noticed that the eyes of the Yaksha were looking at him for a while, and he wanted to get him to a place called "Nightshade".
After the Yaksha retreated, Youyang asked King Yama, "How do you distinguish the level of a subordinate Opportunity Dafa?" ”
"This has a specific compass measuring instrument, and as long as you put it around, you can calculate a person's level." King Yama replied.
"Tell someone to follow that Yaksha just now and see what level he is." Youyang pointed to the Yaksha who had left.
"Is there something wrong with him? You go check it out. King Yama waved his hand at the Yaksha, the chief steward.
The Governor Yaksha left in a hurry.
"What is 'Nightshade' for?" You Yang picked up a mouthful of braised pork and put it in his mouth, and the fat but not greasy square meat left a layer of bright luster at the corner of his mouth.
"Hungry?" King Yama made a pun, squeezed his eyes and laughed in a low voice: "That's a place where men have lost their souls, why don't you go shopping with your brother?" ”
"Where is the prince going?" A charming voice came from behind the two.
"Wan'er, why are you here?" King Yama's face immediately became regular.
"I heard that the deadline for Dou E's reincarnation has arrived, and I want to ask the prince for a favor and give her a period of time, okay?" Ignoring the presence of outsiders, Wan'er directly hugged King Yama's arm and shook it, her coquettish eyes showing a little tears.
King Yama is most afraid of her trick, and in the past few hundred years, Dou E has been grinding until now in a little bit of time.
"Wan'er, can you talk about this matter later? I have something important to say here. King Yama's big hand gently patted Wan'er's weak and boneless little hand, and his voice became extremely gentle, and even the bull's eye turned into a goldfish eye.
"No, no, unless I promise you." Wan'er's tears fell in strings and fell directly on the back of King Yama's hand, and the distressed stout man was at a loss.
"I'll take my leave first, and I'll talk about it later." As soon as You Yang saw this posture, he should leave first with a little look, King Yama would definitely not be able to handle this little beauty called Wan'er.
Hey, you must keep this lesson in mind, you are Dou E first, and then Lei Tong, and nothing related to them is good.
The same is true of the king of Yama.
From now on, within five meters of your side, it is absolutely forbidden to see beautiful women.
Youyang thought as he walked, not noticing that there were several dark shadows following behind him.
Just as he turned into the alley where Liu Jin's house was located, a hand holding a handkerchief stretched out behind his back and covered his nose directly.
Youyang slumped to the ground.
When he opened his eyes again, he was already lying on a bed of multicolored brocade, his nose smelling the rich fragrance of flowers, and there were four or five beautiful women around him as far as his eyes could see.
"What a wonderful timing," Youyang laughed a few times.
I just swore that it was strictly forbidden for beautiful women to appear five meters around me, but this is good, but four or five appeared at once.
Slap in the face, slap in the face.
Youyang raised his hands and scratched his body, and then rubbed his face to hide his chagrin.
"Sister Beauty, where am I?" He asked stupidly.
"Hahaha, is this kid stupid?" A bewitching woman standing at the front asked.
"I think I'm confused by your beauty." The other answered.
You Yang's heart was in a trance for a moment, and he saw the shadow of the god-absorbing Dafa in the other party's eyes.
When he was in school, the elective professor once told them the principles of absorbing the gods and how to deal with them from a psychological perspective.
Youyang looked directly at one of the other people, and on the surface it seemed that he was bewitched by a beautiful woman, but in fact, he was forcing himself to put all his attention on one focus, concentrate his energy, and protect his heart without wavering.
"What's Childe's name?" The woman who spoke looked directly at Youyang, and her weeping eyes tried in vain to shake Youyang's heart.
"My name is Chang Zhanju." Yu'er, who pretended to be hooked, mechanically answered the woman's questions.
"What is your relationship with King Yama?" The woman asked again.
"Cousin." Youyang replied.
"Do you often change your reincarnation record?" The woman asked.
"As long as there is silver." Youyang continued to answer.
"How much silver have you given to King Yama?" The woman asked.
"Seven times before and after, a total of 58,000 taels." Youyang casually recited a number.
"Write a confession and ask him to draw a charge." A woman standing in the back had an idea.
Just as a few women were shouting, the curtain was lifted, and two more men came in.
Youyang took a look.
Sure enough, I guessed correctly.
The two men look exactly the same, and they are really twins.
One of the men pointed to the right ocean and said to the other, "This is him, the one who calls the king of Yama brothers and brothers, and drinks together." ”
You Yang knew that he had met a strong opponent, so he immediately activated the "First Opportunity Dafa" Dafa, trying to strike first, understand the opponent's thoughts, and then come up with a way to subdue the opponent.
But when the eyes of the two people met each other, Youyang felt a shock in his heart, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth.
The opponent turned out to be someone of a higher rank than him.
"Who the hell are you?" You Yang pointed to the other party and asked.
"It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is who you are?" The other party was so vicious that he raised a leather whip that was placed on the table.
Youyang did not answer.
"Hard-mouthed? If you don't say yes, then try the power of the whip. The man's hand rose high and fell again.
One, two, five, ten, the leather whip made of cowhide, with a strong and powerful force, fell on Youyang's body.
His coat was torn, his flesh was turned open, and the bloody whip prints were deeply imprinted on his body in the cries he tried so hard to suppress.
After a while, Youyang fainted on the brocade futon.