Chapter 8 A small test

"Just before you came, En'er came out with a pair of upper couplets, and Li Xiuyun, the daughter of Li Qing's family, was very upset. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info as a punishment for your tardiness, I will punish you for a couplet, what do you think?

Anyone can hear that the emperor is giving the cat a chance to perform. Skin is a thing outside the body, but virtue and talent are indispensable for royal women. Although it is not known what the cat's appearance is, if she can defeat Li Xiuyun in this link, then the emperor's marriage will be reasonable.

Although Mao'er didn't know why the emperor insisted on letting her marry Luo Ene, she didn't want to have anything to do with the royal family! Even if he is the one who marries her, this cannot be changed. So she could only sigh slightly and said: "The courtiers heard that the five princes have been reading poetry and books since childhood, and they have learned to be rich and rich. The little girl was at home, but she had only read some market books and could barely read some words. The little girl was afraid that she would defile the couplets of the five princes. "At this point, the cat didn't lie, she didn't like to read any poems and books since she was a child, and now she can recognize some words that she was forced to learn after being taken into the house by her father.

"It's okay, it's just a casual mess with you young people today, so don't take it too seriously."

Cut! Noisy? I don't think it's just that I don't have ink in my stomach and wants to make me ugly. The cat slandered in her heart, but on the surface she had to answer: "Yes, the courtier will be ugly." "Let me be right to me,

"Yes! Ene, you read the couplet to Yirou again. ”

"Yes. Lord Yirou, please listen up. ”

The cat knew that she was unavoidable at the moment, so she had no choice but to raise her head to meet his gaze. Those clear, unwavering black eyes, she used to be very familiar, and now, they are still clear, but there is a little more depth that she can't understand.

"The tide of the sea, the tide of the tide, the tide of the tide. The county lord, please. ”

Wow, where is this couplet, it's clearly reading a tongue twister! The cat just opened its mouth slightly after hearing this. When everyone looked at her like this, they thought that she couldn't come up, and a trace of disdain appeared on their faces. I only heard one of the daughters say: "Queen Mother, Jing'er feels that Sister Li is right to the sentence just now, 'The clouds rise, the clouds rise, the rise and fall.'" 'With the Five Princes' sea tide, towards the tide, towards the tide and at the tide. It's absolute. Now that the emperor has asked the county lord of Yirou, how can he get a better deal for a while? According to Jing'er, the emperor might as well let the five princes come up with another question on the spot, don't quote scriptures, and then let the several county lords and ladies present all match each other. See who is right, neat, and fast, even if we win, it will not be fair. What do you see? ”

Mao Er's prestige passed, and I saw a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl wearing a blue flag uniform, with a light and agile bright smile on her face, standing beside the majestic old lady so generously and decently, gently coquettish to the old lady. As if sensing that someone was looking at her, she turned her head and met the cat's puzzled gaze. The woman was not annoyed by the cat's impolite direct gaze, but smiled slightly and winked mischievously at the cat. It turned out to be "him".

The old lady smiled dotingly at the woman, and then said to the emperor: "Emperor, the mourning family thinks that Jing'er is reasonable, so let's do what Jing'er says." Although it was just two sentences, anyone could see how much this old lady loved that Jing'er.

"Yes, everything is up to the mother." Turning his head, he said to Luo Ene on the side: "Ene, since that's the case, you can re-ask the question." ”

"Yes, Your Majesty. Erchen thought that today was the birthday of the Queen Mother, and Erchen wished the Queen Mother ......'longevity than Nanshan's red-faced jade and pretty Xizi. ’”

Sure enough, a good sentence, I wish you a long life and praise your face.

"Haha, emperor, Ene's Shanglian mourners love it very much, if the lower couplets are equally wonderful, the mourners will not only have many rewards, but also make them copied down and recorded in the annals of history for future generations to appreciate. Now it's up to all of you! After the old lady finished speaking, her face was full of red light and her eyes were full of smiles. This situation and this scene really responded to the sentence just now, "Shoubi Nanshan is red and beautiful, and Xizi is beautiful".

After everyone listened to the old lady's words, they all looked at me, I looked at you, but no one was the first to stand up and answer.

The cat thought it was funny in her heart, everyone wanted to be the phoenix on this branch, but no one wanted to be the first bird.

"Why, didn't they all have a good time just now, why are they all dumb now?"

"Your Majesty, it's only strange that the five princes are too agile in their thinking, and the couplet not only means auspicious and unconventional, but also takes the birthday of the Queen Mother as the theme, which makes the Queen Mother so happy. Sisters, I'm afraid that it's the same as Jing'er, I'm afraid that one accidentally will not be good and spoil the queen mother's good mood. ”

"Oh? Even Jing'er said so, isn't it true that no one will be linked to this? Xiuyun, what about you? Do you have a link? ”

"Your Majesty, Xiuyun is afraid that if she is not right, she will insult the couplets of the five princes."

"It's okay, let's talk about it first."

"Yes. Just now, Xiuyun repeatedly recalled the upper link of the five princes, and reluctantly came up with a pair of unsatisfactory lower couplets, if it is not good, please ask the five princes to give more advice. As he spoke, he folded his hands on his lower right abdomen and bent his knees slightly at Roene. That delicate and lovely appearance made cats and women can't help but be intoxicated.

Luo En's face did not change, and he still looked warm and moist: "Miss Li, please be right." ”

Li Xiuyun's face was slightly red, but he said: "Blessing is like a beautiful woman in the East China Sea." ”

"Well, but it's not satisfactory. What do you think? ”

"Back to my father, my son feels that the four words 'Fu is like the East China Sea' are very good, but 'the beauty of the country' is slightly lacking."

"Well, Yirou, what do you think?"

Mao'er has always put herself in the position of an outsider since they said they wanted to couplet just now, watching how the insiders act, and I don't want the emperor to still refuse to let go of herself, so she has to pull her into the game.

"Eh, Your Majesty, what did you say?" The cat looked like it had just returned from an external fugue, and even forgot its honorific title.

"Bold, get on your knees! What is your identity, you dare to call the emperor 'you', do you still have dignity in your eyes? ”

"......" heard the queen mother's sudden angry shout, the cat couldn't help but be startled, and knelt down with a "bang", but there was some desire to cry without tears in her heart: Ouch! My poor knees, let's just say that I can't come to this palace, look, this banquet hasn't started yet, this is the second time to provoke someone, who am I provoking to provoke?!

"Don't be angry, Jing'er feels that Lord Yirou must not mean to offend the emperor. The first time she entered the palace, she was afraid that she was not familiar with the rules of the palace, just like when Jing'er entered the palace for the first time, she was full of curiosity and fear about everything in the palace, and her behavior was inevitably a little inconsiderate. Queen Mother, what a kind person you usually are, today is your birthday again, why should you be angry at the county lord's momentary inconsiderateness? If everyone is so scared that they don't dare to see you in the future, won't you lose more than you gain? ”

"Then what does Yi Jing'er mean, so I won't pursue it?"

"Naturally, there is no need to pursue it!"

"Okay, for Jing'er's sake, I won't pursue you this time. But there are some things that mourners have to say. Although you were brought back from the street by Prince Gong, since you entered the palace and became the county lord, you still have to learn the rules and etiquette that you should learn, so as not to make other princes and ministers laugh at your father and mother because you are said to have no family education. Are you convinced of these words said by the mourning family? ”

"I ......" the cat wanted to say unconvinced, but was stopped by Jing'er's "don't be impatient" look, and finally could only take a deep breath to suppress the anger in her heart, gritted her teeth and said: "Yes, Yirou remembers the teachings of the Queen Mother." ”

"Well, Emperor, according to the Ai family, this is the end of this couplet. Today is the birthday of the mourning family, and the mourning family doesn't want to be more and more unhappy. Since Princess Gong is not in good health, En'er, if you have nothing to do tomorrow, you will go to Prince Gong's Mansion on behalf of the Mourning family and your father. ”

"Yes, En'er remembered."

"Well, Father-in-law."

"The minions are here."

"Let's get behind the wheel."

"Huh!"

So the group walked towards Chuxiu Palace.