Chapter Twenty-Eight: Don't Expect Me to Do It
Christina made a rare joke, "Look, I'm a waiter, and I'm still a part-time driver." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Zheng, don't you think twelve yuan is a bit too little? ”
A young and beautiful girl keeps talking to you about money, which may not be met very often in China. But the Americans don't have that kind of embarrassment, they always talk about their own interests.
Zheng Qingdao: "You haven't started working yet, Christina, if you perform well, do you still have to worry that I won't give you a raise?" ”
Christina smiled, "It looks like I'm going to have to behave well and try to make my new boss happy." ”
The salary of FBI logistics is not high, about three or four thousand yuan a month, and even only two or three thousand. It mainly depends on which kind of city you work in, the salary in the big city must be higher, and the salary in the small city is correspondingly lower.
In a relatively backward place like Ohio, Christina's salary is only about 3,000 yuan. As for working as a waitress in Zheng Qing's restaurant, it was certainly a task arranged by the FBI, but Christina herself paid for her own labor.
This salary is her own, and no one can take it.
The car drove to the supermarket, the largest supermarket in the town was only that one, the distance was not very far, Zheng Qing went directly to the grain area.
He only plans to buy some corn and go back to make cornmeal.
As for hard foods such as pea cakes, mung bean cakes and even peanut cakes, Zheng Qing doesn't plan to make them, at least not to sell them in restaurants after making them.
After all, this kind of food can be preserved. If the FBI or any other organization buys a large amount of hard food from him, keeps it, and suddenly gathers a large number of people to launch an attack or something, in Zheng Qing's view, it will be a disaster.
Imagine if all of a sudden, hundreds, or even thousands, of super-soldiers appeared in the city to wreak havoc.
Therefore, Zheng Qing had no intention of selling hard food in his restaurant at all, even if he had to need hard food under special circumstances, he would definitely control the amount of hard food flowing out.
Quietly began to pick corn kernels, Christina saw Zheng Qing do this for the first time, and stood aside and waited a little anxiously.
When she wanted to help Zheng Qing choose to be rejected, Christina simply sat down on the floor next to Zheng Qing and waited.
A white woman in her thirties suddenly walked up to Zheng Qing with a questioning posture, "Why didn't you come to pick me up yesterday?" ”
Zheng Qing was stunned for a moment, and then realized that this person's voice was a little familiar, and after thinking about it carefully, it turned out to be the female doctor who was in the hospital yesterday.
At that time, in the hospital, the other party was wearing a mask all the time, Zheng Qing didn't see what the other party looked like, but now that he sees it, he feels quite peugeot.
As for yesterday, it was not that he didn't want to go, but because he didn't have a car, he couldn't let Mrs. Brown drive him on a date.
Zheng Qing hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I don't have a car, do you think it's okay tonight?" ”
"Humph!" The female doctor had lost interest in him, snorted, and turned away.
"Hey! Boss. Christina protested discontentedly on the floor, "Can't you just settle down?" During working hours, in front of your own employees, you have to hook up with other women? ”
In the end, I couldn't help but add resentfully, "Hell, why aren't the Chinese in my impression like this?" ”
"Trust me, Christina." Zheng Qing said with a smile: "Every normal man is like this, the reason why this is not the case is that either they have no chance, or they have psychological problems, or they have not grown up yet, and the family is strictly controlled." ”
"We have a saying in China, which is called if you have a cheap and don't take advantage of it, you are a son of a turtle and a bastard."
"What do you mean?" Christina didn't understand at all.
Zheng Qing is bent on popularizing Chinese proverbs in the United States, and this sentence just now is naturally said in Chinese.
He explained with a smile, and then added, "On our website, the kind of stupid behavior you said is called pretending. ”
"It's that if there is a very beautiful girl who shows you goodwill, but you are indifferent, then you are either abnormal, or pretending to be a ****."
Pretending to be forced and **** are still spoken in Chinese, Zheng Qing doesn't know how to translate into English, Christina asked again, and Zheng Qing explained in detail.
After hearing this, Christina didn't know what to say for a long time.
She was a traditional girl who was taught by her mother to be reserved from an early age.
Christina, if you open your thighs to a man easily, never expect him to cherish.
She herself is like this, and she hopes that her future husband will be like this, she is not interested in ordinary Americans, but she is full of good feelings for traditional Chinese in her impression.
However, Zheng Qing's words directly broke the illusion in her heart.
After a while, she couldn't help but retort, "Zheng, if it's really like what you said, why do Chinese husbands I know treat their wives very loyally?" ”
There are also Chinese Americans within the FBI, and there is also an intersection between Christina and these people.
Zheng Qing smiled, "Trust me, Christina, that's because they don't have a chance, and if they have the chance, such as a windfall, it may be even crazier than you can imagine." ”
"Of course, the perfect husband you imagine is not absolutely none, but very rare."
"You're not." Christina came to a conclusion to Zheng Qing stupidly.
"I've let you down, Christina, I've never been." Zheng Qing replied like this, but somehow, when he said this, he suddenly thought of Annie.
A strange thought came to me, if my wife was Anne, maybe ......
He didn't continue to think about it, the corn kernels were quickly picked, and Zheng Qing took the corn kernels to settle the settlement, and it only cost more than a dollar in total, and the price was unbelievable.
Back at the restaurant, Zheng Qing began to cook, using a purple casserole to cook corn rice.
The three FBIs were watching, and Jack suddenly asked, "Zheng, what are you going to do?" ”
Zheng Qingdao: "Corn rice? ”
Jack was stunned for a moment, and said curiously, "Isn't it pea cake?" ”
Zheng Qing knew what he was worried about, "Don't worry, Jack, the effect of corn rice and pea cake is the same, or even better." ”
"But ......," Jack couldn't help but wonder in his heart, "Zheng, is it just the same effect?" ”
Zheng Qing nodded and said, "Of course not, there are others, pea cake can be preserved, corn rice can't." Once the corn rice is ready, it should be eaten as soon as possible, and once it continues to be preserved, it will have no effect if it is eaten again for a long time. ”
"Damn it." Jack couldn't help but complain, and when he saw Zheng Qing looking at himself, he hurriedly added, "Zheng, I'm not scolding you, I'm scolding this corn rice, how long can it be kept?" ”
"In a crockpot, it's two hours at most."
"How long will it last?" Jack asked, "I mean, how long does it last to turn people into Supermans?" ”
Zheng Qingdao: "It's about two hours, eating a serving of corn rice can make people energetic all day long, but once the corn rice is digested by the human stomach, that is, after an hour or two, the person who eats will change from Superman to ordinary people." ”
"Damn it." Jack couldn't help but curse again, "Where's the pea cake?" ”
"Pea cake is easy to preserve, but the effect is the same." Zheng Qing replied.
Jack thought about it for a while, obviously thinking that it would be better to buy pea cake from Zheng Qing, after all, after buying it, they would go to the Humor Forest, and the ghost knows when they would meet that mutant monster again?
And he said, "But, Zheng, in that case, can you make pea cake for us?" ”
Zheng Qing refused without hesitation, "I'm sorry, Jack, I won't sell pea cakes." ”
"Why?" Jack was stunned, as were Christina and Blackie.
It's just that Christina and Xiao Hei's positions within the FBI are not as high as Jack's, and when Jack is there, Jack has always answered.
Zheng Qingdao: "It's very simple, since my restaurant has opened, it sells food. At the same time as you sell, you can buy it, and everyone else can buy it too. ”
"Have you ever thought about what kind of impact it will have on the United States if a large amount of pea cake falls into the hands of terrorists~?"
Jack didn't know what to say for a while, and after a while, he said, "Zheng, what if all these pea cakes were bought by our FBI?" Or do we at the FBI buy pea cake from you? ”
Zheng Qing still shook his head without hesitation, "I'm sorry, Jack, the pea cake still won't be sold." ”
It's okay to sell pea cakes to the FBI, but what if they're used against their own country? Tens of thousands of super soldiers who ate pea cakes appeared on the battlefield and went to war with their own country......
Zheng Qing came to the United States just to cultivate all kinds of plants he needed. No matter what the situation is, at any time, he will never do anything to help the United States deal with its own country.
"Okay." Jack seemed to hear the implicit meaning of Zheng Qing's words, "In that case, Zheng, can we invite you to the Humor Forest to cook for us?" ”
"It's okay to take out, but I'll make it clear beforehand, Jack, even if I go with you to the Humor Forest, you fight that mutant monster when you encounter him. During the whole battle, even if you are all killed by him, don't expect me to make a move, can you understand my approach? ”
Zheng Qing asked very seriously.
It's not that he's hypocritical, with his own super combat effectiveness, if this time, he helped the FBI complete the task, then next time, the FBI will definitely look for him.
With the first, there must be a second, or even a third, the thousandth......
In the future, every time he encountered something that could not be solved, the FBI would come to him.
Zheng Qing just wants to live a peaceful life and plant all kinds of life fruits that he needs, and he has never thought of being an FBI thug in the past, and he will never be an FBI thug.
Such a possibility should be completely eliminated from the root from the beginning.