002 Lewd man! (Ask for collection)
Qin Tian was in a state of confusion, and suddenly found that his shoulder was patted, Qin Tian was suddenly frightened, and quickly ran away, shouting loudly: "Ghost! ”
"Don't scream, take a good look, how can I be a ghost?" There was a coughing sound from the opposite side of Qin Tian, and Qin Tian looked up, only to see an old man wearing a red Taoist robe and holding a dust whisk in his hand looking at Qin Tian with an unkind expression. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Qin Tian coughed dryly, and when he saw the old man's unkind face, he asked cautiously, "This old man, you have just arrived?" Are you going to the ghost gate, why don't you just stop by! ”
"Criminals!" The old man with the dust in his hand trembled, his angry beard trembled, and he pointed at Qin Tian and shouted loudly.
"Old Dao, why are you scolding people, I can tell you, don't look at me as a new ghost, I'm a bully, I'll ......" Seeing the old man scolding bitterly, Qin Tian couldn't help but be annoyed, this old way doesn't lead the way if he doesn't lead the way, and he actually scolds people when he comes up, it's unreasonable.
"Hmph, I'm a fairy, not a ghost!" The old man said with a gloomy face, it was the first time he had seen such a shameless person, if he hadn't thought of this mission, the old man would have really wanted to slap him on the wall, and he couldn't pick it off.
Qin Tian looked at the old way carefully, and found that it was indeed different from the ghost in his memory, could it really be an immortal? is obviously an ordinary old way, and the old way is mostly a god stick, did he really meet a liar? Qin Tian was silent, as if something was wrong, what kind of place was this?
Could it be that he really told him that he was an immortal? Qin Tian asked tentatively, "Are you really an immortal?" If you are an immortal, will you dare to report your name? ”
"Hmph, listen up, this seat is the Taiqing Moral Heavenly Venerable of the Three Qings!" The old man said with his hand, his slender white beard hanging down, his expression a little proud.
"My day!" In front of Qin Tian, 10,000 alpacas flew in front of him, Lao Dao, are you the one who moved the monkey? Is it necessary to tease me like this?
Taiqing Daode Tianzun, alias Taishang Laojun, you must know that this is the ancestor of Taoism, that is the cattle man of the Nuwa mythological era, just appeared in front of his eyes, wearing a tattered Taoist robe, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that the old Taoist in front of him was a god, not the cow who had attained Taoism.
"Old man, are you sick? Or are you suffering from paranoia, do you want me to take you to the hospital......" Qin Tian looked at the old man with a sympathetic face, it can't be Alzheimer's, right?
Taishang Laojun saw Qin Tian looking at him with a sympathetic expression, how could he feel that he had some ill intentions, hospital? He didn't understand what paranoia was, but he heard it clearly when he was sick, and Taishang Laojun said with a dark face: "Presumptuous, you dare to use dirty language, it seems that this seat doesn't teach you a lesson, you scoundrel don't know what to do." ”
After finishing speaking, I saw Lao Dao wave the dust in his hand, Qin Tian suddenly seemed to have been cast a fixation spell, unable to speak or act, and at the same time saw a white flame floating in front of him, Qin Tian was suddenly frightened, Nima, this old Tao wants to play with himself, he can feel the hot feeling before he touches himself.
"I'm afraid, next time, I won't burn you with ordinary fire, I have to refine you with samadhi true fire!" Taishang Laojun saw the fear in Qin Tian's eyes, and looked at him with a begging gaze, so he smiled and said proudly.
Qin Tian regained his freedom, with a palpitating expression on his face, it seems that this old Taoist did not fool himself, he didn't dare to try his samadhi true fire, Sun Dasheng can resist the past, he can't, it's better to keep a low profile.
After Qin Tian figured out the situation, a shy smile appeared on his face, and he flattered Taishang Laojun and said: "Laojun, the kid was offended a lot just now, and I ask you to forgive me, I don't know what you have to do with the kid?" ”
Qin Tian is not a fool either, he is sure that the appearance of Taishang Laojun is definitely related to the Heavenly Court WeChat system, otherwise, is he really worthy of Taishang Laojun's manifestation as an ordinary person?
"Yes, there is indeed one thing to tell you to do, since thousands of years ago, the earth's aura was exhausted, and the heavenly court blocked the passage between the fairy world and the human world, and now the Buddhist incense is vigorous, and the Taoist incense is bleak, this has been unanimously decided by the heavenly court, and a destined person is specially selected in the world to revive my Taoist cause!" Taishang Laojun couldn't help coughing, and then said embarrassedly.
Qin Tian heard Taishang Laojun's words, and was stunned for a while, no wonder even a bull like Taishang Laojun was bleak like this, and he was reluctant to change his Taoist robe like this, and he dared to be robbed of incense by Buddhism, it turned out that this group of immortals was not too forgetful, and they also had to eat and live.
"Laojun, are you asking me to ......" Qin Tian couldn't help but be speechless for a while, he was still running around for life, his family was poor and crazy, and he didn't even have a job, how could he take on the responsibility of being the savior?
"Clever, it's not a loss to be my favorite apprentice, from now on you will be my Taoist child, and the responsibility of revitalizing my sect will be handed over to you, rest assured, I am optimistic about you!" Taishang Laojun said with a smile, looking like an old treacherous and cunning, and he was very satisfied with fooling this kid into the thief ship.
"I can't, Lao Jun, open your eyes and see, I'm really not Spider-Man, nor Ultraman, you old man should please be smart!" Picking a son is definitely the wisest choice, Qin Tian will not be fooled by Taishang Laojun to sell his life in a few words.
Taishang Laojun seemed to have expected that Qin Tian would not be so easily convinced, shook his head, and said in a disappointed tone: "Since you don't want to, I won't force it!" ”
"Really? Laojun, you are really a good person, I will definitely give you a few pillars of incense when I go back! Qin Tian said happily, he couldn't believe that this old man was so humane.
"Hehe, but you fell into the river drunk, you should go to the underworld now!" Taishang Laojun said with a smile that he didn't believe that this kid Qin Tian could jump out of the palm of his hand.
"Ah......" Qin Tian's mouth opened as much as an egg, if he didn't agree, then he would die, it didn't matter if he died, the key was that he still had his sister and his mother who sold vegetables, and the family relied on himself as a pillar, if he died, then what would happen to this family?
Although Qin Tian is not as good as those filial sons, he also knows his responsibilities and filial piety, besides, he was beaten into the river, and Xia Yu, who broke up with him for some reason, can they let his family go when he dies, he can't just die, even death can't let these people succeed.
"I promise you!" Qin Tian gritted his teeth and said to Taishang Laojun, he must protect his family, why not give up his life?
"That's right, I'm optimistic about you, don't worry, as long as you do things well, then it will be a great merit, and it is not impossible to be promoted to an immortal when the time comes!" Taishang Laojun patted Qin Tian on the shoulder and said with a sneer, he was not surprised by Qin Tian's transformation, he had already eaten this kid to death.
Seeing Taishang Laojun's treacherous smile, Qin Tian knew that he had been fooled, but thinking that he was a Taoist boy of Taiqing Daode Tianzun, one of the three Qings, he was also a very awesome and awesome character. Think of the Journey to the West, the King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn, and the Nether is also a bull and a forced character.
Qin Tian looked at Taishang Laojun flatteringly, at this time he felt that this old way was full of treasures, if he gave himself one, he was not walking sideways in the human world, Qin Tian said flatteringly: "Master, your diamond bracelet is borrowed from me!"
"Nope!" Taishang Laojun saw Qin Tian's shining eyes and categorically refused.
"The purple gold red gourd, the mutton fat jade net bottle, the gold rope, the seven-star sword...... Just give one of them! ”
"Don't even think about it, just give it to you what you can make?" Taishang Laojun said vigilantly, this kid was thinking about the baby.
The banana fan Taishang Laojun estimated that he couldn't take it out, it was really a pick, Qin Tian thought of the monkey who learned the scriptures, Guanyin also gave him three hairs, Qin Tian said with a shy face: "Master, you see how understanding Guanyin Bodhisattva is, or you will also give me three hairs!" I'm good for self-defense, too! ”
"Shut up!" Taishang Laojun's face darkened, how could he be the ancestor of Taoism, he was plucked by a kid, and those Taoist friends would not laugh at that time.
However, seeing Qin Tian's sullen expression, he also knew that if he didn't give this kid a little benefit, he wouldn't do his best, and he couldn't make the horse good and not eat enough.
At Qin Tian's insistence, Lao Dao cut off a trouser belt from under his belt to Qin Tian, and by the way, he rewarded Qin Tian with an elixir that was said to be priceless.
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"Saved!" There was a stir around, but I didn't expect this petite girl to really rescue the person who dived.
The girl in a white T-shirt wiped her long wet hair with her hand, and water droplets flowed down the girl's delicate cheeks, looking at Qin Tian who was rescued.
A trace of contempt flashed on the girl's face, such a big boy actually committed suicide by jumping into the river, it was like a glass heart, this kind of man is also the kind of weak man.
The girl pressed her hand on Qin Tian's chest, bursts of sewage flowed from the corner of Qin Tian's mouth, Qin Tian coughed, and Qin Tian's consciousness slowly woke up.
"Wake up, wake up, it's a big deal!" The people around screamed, after all, Qin Tian's time when he fell into the water was not short, if it was an ordinary person, he might have died a long time ago.
"Gross!" Qin Tian was sick to his stomach for a while, and spit out the water and wine he drank, and the girl watched as this hateful guy looked at herself in a daze, and then vomited and vomited the dirt onto her body.
The girl looked at the dirt on her body, and suddenly felt a wave of nausea, how could there be such a disgusting man? Suddenly, a delicate face turned from sunny to black, and he looked at Qin Tian with a cannibalistic gaze.
Where are you? How do you feel dizzy, Qin Tian looked at it and shook his head vigorously.
Are you dreaming? Who is this girl, there is a murderous aura, Qin Tian was vigilant for a while.
"Beauty, you have something to say!" Before he finished speaking, Pink Fist beckoned to his nose.