Chapter 011: Old Driver
There is no banquet in life, and after the dinner, everyone goes back to their own homes and looks for their mothers. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Aunt Dormitory Manager.
Today's weather is good, and the stars in the sky, as if they have been lit, are shining, bringing a hint of vitality from hundreds of millions of light years away.
Wang Xiaoxuan walked at the end, wearing sunglasses, taking a deep breath, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he looked in a good mood. Can it be good, Wang Xiaoxuan secretly took off his sunglasses and glanced at Luo Ya and Chen Mumu before, this score simply stunned him.
The scoring criteria are divided into three aspects: beauty, intimacy, and quantity.
There are only twenty points for a person.
In terms of beauty, Luo Ya is 9 points, she belongs to a very traditional beauty, gentle appearance, and does not look too gorgeous; Chen Mumu is 8 points, very beautiful, but he likes to laugh too much, and the kind of tears that come out of laughter are a bit ruined by the image......
If the beauty of Wang Xiaoxuan is also a little mentally prepared, then the intimacy is completely beyond his expectations.
Chen Mumu, 3 points, is about the level of ordinary friends.
Luoya, 6 points, is basically the level of childhood sweethearts.
Wang Xiaoxuan was sweetly distressed, oops, how did I get 6 points, I didn't do anything.
Naturally, Wang Xiaoxuan, who didn't know the magical hidden effect of the question card, of course couldn't know the truth, but so what...... He wouldn't find it bad anyway.
On the side, Zhou Lin, as the party who invited the guests, threw all the money this month in, and it is estimated that he can only eat soil in the next month, but he is not worried at all, but he can't close his mouth with a smile.
The reason is naturally because he got a promise that the next time they have dinner, Luo Ya and the others will bring the girls in the dormitory with them.
Hehe, we finally have hope of getting out of singleness.
Thinking of this, Zhou Lin walked to the back and patted Wang Xiaoxuan's shoulder, "You also have to work hard, everyone work together!" ”
Ha?
Wang Xiaoxuan was inexplicable, but saw Zhou Lin laughing, his face was unfathomable, "You know." ”
We don't understand anything.
On the way back to the dormitory, the supermarket downstairs was still open, Wang Xiaoxuan just glanced at it from a distance, and habitually walked over, that kind of place is not a place that a poor person like him can buy at all.
The monthly living expenses are just like that, and after eating the canteen and buying daily necessities, there is basically no money.
Suddenly, Wang Xiaoxuan stopped.
No, I didn't just get 3,000 yuan, although 2,000 are in the meal card, but the meal card can also be swiped in the supermarket downstairs.
Wang Xiaoxuan suddenly realized, yes, I am a big money now, not a poor person.
3,000 yuan can be a big deal?
In college, it is the end of the month, and 3,000 yuan can indeed be used as a large amount of money.
At the end of the month, I don't joke to say that downstairs in this boys' dormitory, the money in the cards of a hundred people, and the money on their bodies, do not add up to 3,000 yuan...... All of them are used up, plus there are negative ones, it can be said that they are poor to the home.
For a while, Wang Xiaoxuan felt that he was floating, and he had a feeling of being above everyone.
Tut-tut, sure enough, what others don't have, I have, it's cool.
Qiu Gaojie and Rong Lixin went to take a bath halfway through, and the jubilant Zhou Lin and Wang Xiaoxuan went all the way, and Zhou Lin walked downstairs, but saw that Wang Xiaoxuan was still in the supermarket, turned around again, and said strangely: "What are you doing, hurry up upstairs, we can still drive." ”
"No hurry, let's buy something first."
Wang Xiaoxuan took a deep breath, he had been waiting for this sentence for too long, it can be said that he had never said this kind of thing a few times in his life.
That is.
Wang Xiaoxuan took out the school card and said casually: "Take this card, take it and swipe it casually." ”
"Me! Please! Guest! ”
The night is like water, as soon as this sentence came out, the male compatriots who passed by around all looked sideways, with surprise, envy, and jealousy in their eyes, but none of them were calm.
Because I went to college, I still have money to eat at the end of the month.
The quantity is zero.
After saying the three words, Wang Xiaoxuan felt refreshed for a while, only to feel that his body was light as if he was about to leave home and the world, fluttering like a legacy and independent, feathering and ascending to immortality.
Refreshing!
Zhou Lin was also surprised, "I can't see it, Wang Xiaoxuan, you are so generous." Although he had a treat today, it was mainly for his future happiness, and he also endured the pain and cut his flesh.
Wang Xiaoxuan just smiled, "You don't understand, there is pleasure in having a treat." ”
As the saying goes, pretending to be forced is the meaning of life, and the simplest and easiest pretending is naturally a treat, and it can easily become a "big money", which is not cool enough?
It's like sending red envelopes on WeChat, watching the people in the group rushing red-faced, that feeling, tsk, I can't be in a good place.
It's just that most of the time, I can't even afford to eat by myself, so naturally there is no way to pretend to be forced.
The supermarket aunt looked at the time and said to the students in the supermarket: "Students, hurry up, the door will close in ten minutes." ”
Wang Xiaoxuan waved his hand, "Don't talk nonsense, let's hurry up and go shopping, don't be polite to me!" I used to want to buy but couldn't afford it, I wanted to eat, I wanted, I loaded it all. ”
Cola snacks instant noodles, pistachio beef jerky, milk fruit bread.
There are also hair dryers, towels, toothbrushes, and even two washbasins, two bed desks.
After a burst of big purchases, Wang Xiaoxuan renovated his entire things, such as towels that have not been changed for half a year, and toothpaste borrowed from Qiu Gaojie every day, which can finally buy his own.
The two of them carried two large bags back to the dormitory, only to feel refreshed.
Wang Xiaoxuan looked at the balance in the meal card again, and it was less than three hundred, which was too cheap, okay, and said to Zhou Lin: "Wait for tomorrow during the day, and then go to the big supermarket in the back street to have a look, you must buy it to the fullest, and buy it happily!" ”
Zhou Lin couldn't help but praise: "Xiao Xuan...... No, Boss Wang, it's such a happy decision! ”
"By the way, you show me your computer."
At this time, Wang Xiaoxuan said with a smile, "Old driver, help me pick out some good films, and drive me." ”
Zhou Lin couldn't cry or laugh, "Your eye was injured, why did you suddenly ask to drive, don't blind your eyes." ”
"Who said it, this is called eye-catching, you don't understand."
Wang Xiaoxuan said with a righteous face, in fact, he did not lie, the effect of the eye card, that's what he asked, where did he lie.
The eye-catching card needs an eye-catching girl.
It's too troublesome for Wang Xiaoxuan to find a picture of a girl by himself, and it's unlikely now, after all, Wang Xiaoxuan was blinded just now, so he can't find it by himself, naturally, he can only rely on the old driver in the dormitory and the people he knows.
Naturally, Zhou Lin, a single dog, is a senior old driver.
The term "old driver" was developed in 2015 and is a term that originated in forums, online communities, social networks, and IM tools.
In the post bar, B station, QQ, Weibo and other places, people with rich resources at hand will be called old drivers by admirers and people who are eager to ask for resources, old drivers often share resources on the Internet, or show off their resources, and often accompanied by "old drivers fast departure (also for driving, flying cars)], [old drivers take me], [old drivers start again] such sentences.
"Yes, yes."
Zhou Lin shrugged, "Anyway, the doctor said that it's nothing serious, so it's up to you, remember not to be too excited, and stared out your eyes." ”
Wang Xiaoxuan nodded, "Don't worry!" ”
This night was a sleepless night for Wang Xiaoxuan.
At least, Wang Xiaoxuan doesn't plan to sleep before the countdown is over, and he must use the eye card to the maximum, otherwise I'm sorry for the pain of being blinded by a dog, and the eyesight that has declined over the years can finally be restored.
The next day.
On this day, there were classes in the morning and afternoon, and everyone went to class, only Wang Xiaoxuan skipped class because of an eye injury.
In the evening, Rong Lixin finished playing basketball and returned to the dormitory, and found that everyone was not there, and it was estimated that they had all gone out to be chic, only Wang Xiaoxuan was sitting cross-legged on the bed alone, with his eyes closed, looking like a master of the world.
"Why?"
Rong Lixin held the basketball in one hand, and shook it curiously in front of Wang Xiaoxuan's eyes with the other, "You can fall asleep if you are sitting." ”
Wang Xiaoxuan opened his eyes.
Boom! Boom!
The basketball fell to the ground and rolled all the way to the side, Rong Lixin didn't react, standing in place in a daze, only to feel that Wang Xiaoxuan's eyes had a spiritual light spurting out, flashing with a sharp golden light, and he saw through all the secrets in his heart.
"You, what's wrong with your eyes? What kind of light is that......"
It wasn't until Wang Xiaoxuan closed his eyes, and it was half a ring, that Rong Lixin came back to his senses, and his heart seemed to have finally reacted, beating thrashing, instantly breaking through one hundred times a minute, and going straight to the two hundred mark.
"That's why I don't open my eyes."
Wang Xiaoxuan got out of bed with his eyes closed, walked to the table, picked up the water cup and took a sip of water, his movements were smooth as if he hadn't closed his eyes, and Rong Lixin, who was watching, was cold on the side.
Wang Xiaoxuan put down the water glass and said with a wry smile: "What do you see?" ”
Rong Lixin opened his mouth, and found that his throat was terrible, and he couldn't say a word, so he hurriedly came up and poured a large mouthful of boiled water, then coughed and muttered: "You don't have to open your eyes to see." ”
"That's right."
Wang Xiaoxuan sighed, "It's a big deal now." ”