The lunch was hearty, and the dishes looked like a banquet. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info However, those guys who attended the banquet didn't know how to be polite, and the whole process was simply a farce of grabbing food. Now after a meal, Lan Sa not only has to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, but also clean. The walls and floors of the dining room were covered with all kinds of grease stains, and there was no way, the guys who served the table were too unruly......

What Lan Sa couldn't accept the most was that he and his elves were all doing these things, and those who came to rub the rice were faint, and as soon as they put down the bowl, they went out and turned right.

"Uncle! Uncle! Will you perform magic on me again? ”

When Lan Sa finished cleaning up and took the garbage out of his door, a small head popped out of the door next door. Lan Sa looked up and saw that it was a little niece.

The reason why this situation occurs is because the next door to Lan Sa's house lives actually Yin Qian's grandmother. Today, Yin Qian and her husband came over with their daughter to persuade their grandmother to live at her house. Now that the world has become like this, it is impossible for an eighty-year-old grandmother to live alone at home to reassure her younger generations no matter what. In order to increase the success rate of persuasion, Yin Qian and her husband sacrificed a big killer weapon - their daughter. For an elderly person of this age, a child's coquettish request is the best way. In the face of his great-granddaughter's request, no matter how stubborn the old man is, he may be soft-hearted.

The above was heard by Lan Sa from his cousin during dinner. At the dinner party just now, it was my cousin-in-law who was a police officer who was in charge of grabbing food, and my cousin and little niece were only responsible for eating......

Well, for the fact that Lan Sa still doesn't know the names of his cousin-in-law and little niece, don't care about this kind of detail. The problem now is that the little niece's coquettishness and cuteness obviously failed to impress the old lady. After all, it took a lot of time for Lan Sa to clean up the mess at home, and now the little niece didn't coddle in the old lady's arms, but ran out to let him perform some magic. Don't look at it, it must have been the old lady who rejected the proposal of her cousin and cousin-in-law.

This incident is worthy of Lan Sa's memory, because Lan Sa remembers very well that in the world before he was reborn, the old lady next door had always lived there and never moved out.

"Didn't your dad tell you? Uncle, I'm not yet thirty years old, so I can't use magic~! ”

Facing the expectant eyes of the little niece, Lan Sa could only refuse with a smile. What he said is indeed true, he really can't do magic! Not to mention that he can't do magic at the age of twenty-seven now, even before he was reborn, he has exceeded the age of thirty but is still a virgin, and he can't do magic either! Others can also use "everything is possible in the future" to give themselves an excuse, but Lan Sa can't! Nima: He was reborn five years later! At that time, he was over thirty years old, and whether he would rub the little fireball or not, there was already a conclusion!

"Wow~~~!!"

The little niece saw that Lan Sa really didn't mean to perform magic, and she was immediately unhappy. I saw her mouth flattened and her eyes narrowed. Then, tears fall as if you don't want money!

Well, Lan Sa is just using the knowledge that her father once popularized to prove that she really can't use magic, why does this kid still have a flat mouth and then directly use a big killing move!

The little niece cried, and the first to pounce out was not her parents, but her great-grandmother! The old lady's body is tough, looking at her way of walking with the wind, Lan Sa feels a little ashamed!

"Say! What did you do to my daughter?! ”

The little niece was carried back to the house by the old lady, but just as Lan Sa was about to turn around and go back to the house, his collar was grabbed. There was an angry voice behind him, it was his cousin-in-law.

"I'm not LOLI control, really, where did I get so angry. Let go, I still have a lot of work to do today! If you don't let go, you're welcome. ”

For this kind of parents who don't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, Lan Sa is also drunk. Maybe for every father, when he finds that his child is suspected of being wronged, will it behave like this? But what's the matter with Lan Sa? He didn't understand it anyway.

"I'm not going to let go, what can you do? Don't think your cousin can come to save you, she's coaxing her daughter now! ”

The cousin-in-law's tone was full of banter, although Lan Sa couldn't turn his head to look at his cousin-in-law's expression, but he didn't need to see that he knew, wasn't it the kind with a hint of disdain in his eyes? That's right, this guy was a detective before the world changed dramatically, and he probably still is. For an active criminal policeman, an powerless otaku like Lan Sa can't pose any threat to him at all.

However, the world is no longer what it used to be. To be honest, Lan Sa really didn't take his cousin-in-law seriously. If his cousin was still on the sidelines, he wouldn't mind living peacefully with this guy who didn't even introduce himself. But as I said earlier, this guy hasn't even introduced himself, in short, everyone is actually unfamiliar!

When an otaku faces strangers, he generally behaves in two ways. The first is to appear very restrictive, which is also a typical type of performance. After all, otaku are generally not good at three-dimensional communication, and out of a series of emotions such as shyness and nervousness, they will always seem very restrained when facing others. The second type is the kind of long speech, but that kind of performance generally only appears in patients with secondary and secondary diseases.

In the case of Lan Sa, if he did not experience rebirth, Lan Sa at this time belonged to the first type. But the current Lan Sa is no longer the original him. To put it mildly, what the hell is it in front of a mere stranger? Compared to the stage of some regional events, this kind of thing is not a problem at all! What's more, Lan Sa is a man who once stood on the super stage watched by more than a billion people!

Therefore, in the face of his cousin-in-law's disdain with a hint of provocation, Lan Sa directly answered with action.

"Serpentine bear, use rock climbing!"

As soon as Lan Sa's words fell, the serpentine bear had already run in front of him. I saw the serpentine bear's front paws slap on the floor in front of Lan Sa, and a stone pillar condensed from energy emerged directly from under the feet of his cousin-in-law. The stone pillar that suddenly appeared rose directly to the ceiling of the corridor with his cousin-in-law. And just when the stone pillar just came out, Lan Sa took advantage of his cousin-in-law's inattention and took off his coat directly.

And now, my cousin-in-law is holding Lan Sa's coat and standing on a stone pillar that doesn't look very strong......