When King Yama and Youyang returned to the human world, it was the third day of Youyang's departure. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Huang Zhe and his colleagues were transferred to another shift, and they stayed at Youyang's house for three days and three nights.

At this time, the Youyang family has simply become a laboratory.

Zuo Huangzhe put his bottles and cans, various potions, pills, test strips, and microscopes on the table from the living room to the bedroom.

I haven't seen him for three days, Huang Zhe's eyes are deep, his beard is unkempt, his clothes are wrinkled, he is sitting on the back of a wooden chair and falling asleep, his head is crooked from left to right, and the corners of his mouth are still faintly drooling.

And Liu Jin and Dou E, who should have been frozen in the freezer, sat on the sofa with red faces, dancing and pointing at the characters on TV and laughing.

When the king of Yama saw this scene, he was very envious.

"Damn, you have become uncles one by one." He pointed to the mountains of snacks piled up on the coffee table, and the empty bags that had been torn apart, eaten, and thrown on the ground, and sighed with emotion.

You Yang shook his head sadly, Huang Zhe's level is too high, right? What kind of life do I owe them in my life!

He didn't look at it, walked directly into the bedroom, picked up the mobile phone that had been placed on the bedside before, and pressed the power button.

"Toot toot," a series of text messages sounded, and at least a dozen text messages startled him.

What's wrong?

When I opened it, it turned out to be a few classmates' concerned text message greetings, and a reminder that the phone was not connected.

Among them, there is also one sent by Lei Tong.

"How's the body? Drink plenty of water and get plenty of rest. A few simple words made Youyang very melancholy.

He didn't think about it, and immediately made a move to prepare for deletion.

Just as his finger was about to be pressed, the phone was snatched away.

It's Dou E.

"Beauty?" She looked down at her phone.

"You want to care?" You Yang didn't even bother to take back his mobile phone, he walked from the bedroom to the living room to wake up the poor Huangzhe.

"You're finally back, then I'm leaving." Huang Zhe was obviously frightened by the errand he was guarding here.

He didn't want anything, took his mobile phone and car keys and ran away from the door.

Before leaving, he only shouted: "They're all fine," and the figure disappeared in an instant.

You Yang can imagine how painful Huang Zhe was tossed by them in just three days.

"Where's Liu Guang?" Liu Jin asked, he and Liu Guang had a problem, and they only thought about each other.

"He is in Heavenly Court, he is doing well, let you meet before you are reincarnated." You Yang pulled two chairs, one with King Yama, and sat opposite Liu Jin.

After Dou E was thrown a cold face by Youyang, she returned to the sofa very boringly.

She knew that she had completely annoyed Youyang.

King Yama looked at Dou E on the left, Youyang on the right, and Liu Jin on the other, knowing that it was time for him to come forward to break the deadlock: "That's the case, the Jade Emperor has issued an order for you to be reincarnated immediately." ”

"I don't." The same two words came out of the throats and eyes of two people at the same time.

"You have to go, you have to go, you have to go if you don't go." You Yang angrily overturned the coffee table, and the things on the table scattered in all directions.

He tossed and turned for several days and dealt with a bunch of in order to get rid of these two hot potatoes as soon as possible.

Not going? Give him less of this, he is a vegetarian and doesn't eat meat!

"If you don't reincarnate, the Jade Emperor will immediately behead Liu Guang for public display." Right Yang's finger pointed directly at Liu Jin's nose.

"If you don't reincarnate, the Jade Emperor will immediately send Wan'er to the hot and stuffy pot hell, suffer a lot, and be reincarnated as an animal." Right Yang's finger pointed directly at the door of Dou E's head.

His patience is limited, and he doesn't want to wipe someone's ass anymore and clean up the aftermath.

King Yama sat on the side, didn't say anything, and nodded straight at the domineering Youyang.

This point, this moment, is a hundred times stronger than him.

King Yama's heart flickered, and he came up with a bad idea.

After Youyang sent Liu Jin and Dou E, he wanted to give Youyang a group of fun things to play with.

"Ten minutes for you to make a decision." Right Yang said goodbye and walked directly to the computer.

He wanted to connect with Liu Guang, let him see Liu Jin for the last time, and asked Liu Guang to tell the Queen Mother to come to see Dou E.

Ten minutes were about to arrive, and Liu Jin and Dou E did not react.

Two ghosts that have been mixed into fritters, how can you be frightened with a word?

"Lord Wang, you give the order." Youyang is different, he picks hard persimmons and pinchs, and then cleans up the soft ones after pinching the hard ones.

King Yama took out the palm treasure magic mirror from his arms, pressed the number "eight", and directly connected to Wang Huang, the capital of the eighth hall.

After a few seconds, the voice of the capital lord Wang Huang came out: "What is the edict of the king of Yama? ”

"Send Wan'er to the hell of the hot and stuffy pot, and execute according to the law." King Yama's tone unconsciously hardened, and his rough voice was like a chimney emitting smoke outward.

"Yes." Wang Huang, the lord of the capital, replied.

Half an hour later, Wan'er's miserable voice came out of the palm magic mirror, and the Dou E flowers in the frightened room trembled.

"Youyang, you can't do this, my business has nothing to do with her." Dou E scolded sharply.

"Don't yell at me, it's useless. I tell you, if you weren't a woman, I would have beaten you with my fists until you agreed to be reincarnated. Letting you go doesn't mean that I'm compassionate, as long as I don't reincarnate for a minute, Wan'er will be tortured for a minute. You Yang replied coldly.

What he said was right, in the process of the stalemate between the two people, Wan'er's heart-wrenching cry never stopped, and even a few times, Youyang took the magic mirror, allowing Dou E to see Wan'er's bloody tragic state.

"You, you're the devil." Dou E's palm slapped to the right ocean.

You Yang grabbed Dou E's slender wrist tightly without pity, and pinched it hard: "Wait another minute, I won't let you vote again if you want to be reincarnated." ”

Let's say it, he shook off Dou E's wrist fiercely and sat down calmly.

The watch hand on the wall walked "tick, tick", and the time from one minute was getting shorter and shorter, so short that there were only ten seconds left.

"Lord Wang, tell the wheel Wang Xue to change Wan'er's fetal egg to humidify, so that she will die in the twilight of her life." The vicious Youyang has changed into a person.

"You have been poisoned by me," Dou E threatened Youyang.

"I'm dead? It doesn't matter, but before I die, you and Wan'er will die first, and the two will be exchanged for one for me, and we will only make money and not lose money. Youyang smiled slyly and slyly.

Today, he doesn't eat hard and soft, and he is invulnerable.

"I'll be reincarnated, whatever you want, wherever you go." Dou E's desperate voice came out at the last second.

King Yama looked at Youyang, did not ask for his opinion again, and directly determined Dou E's reincarnation.

When Dou E's soul turned into a wisp of green smoke, she left her last sentence: "Youyang, I won't let you go if you're a ghost, you wait." ”

Liu Jin, who was sitting on the side, was already frightened, and he looked at Youyang in fear, for fear that Youyang would also use this way to deal with Liu Guang.

"Liu Guang, talk to your stepfather." You Yang's brutal style has taken a 180-degree turn, and his attitude towards Liu Jin is unexpectedly gentle.

"Father-in-law, you are reincarnated, I have already agreed with this friend, I will also be reincarnated after a while, go to the world to find you, and we will continue the father-son relationship in the previous life." Liu Guang's affection was deep and deeply touched Liu Jin's heart.

"Okay, I'll take a step forward and wait for you to come." Liu Jin saw that Youyang used Dou E to give him a dismount, and his stubborn resistance could only bring disaster to Liu Guang.

The means he used countless times in his life are now retribution on him.

You have to go, you have to go, you have to go if you don't go.

With a lot of effort, the two obstacles in King Yama's heart were solved.

He looked at Youyang with admiration: "Brother, it's still your idea." ”

"Praise falsely, Lord Wang, this is called a carrot and a stick, and give a jujube another slap, the most important thing is Wan'er's credit, the performance is too similar." Youyang instead gave a thumbs up to King Yama.