Chapter 19: Immortal Etiquette
What exactly I dreamed of last night, the yin man who woke up in the morning couldn't remember it for a long time, and the only thing he remembered was a tower in the thick fog. Although it sounds strange to dream of a tower for no reason, www.biquge.info now Yin Lingqi has no time to pay attention to the strange scenery in the dream.
After all, they have something more important to do now.
Today is the first day of school, and it stands to reason that all new students should show up in the classroom in high spirits to meet the first teaching of the school. But because the unique welcome ceremony of the spirits from the dormitory last night was really a headache, they were busy until late to clean everything up, so the next day was very bleak, and all four people in the dormitory got up late.
Waking up late is a terrible thing in itself, and the area of the college is very large, with thousands of classrooms and rooms of different sizes adding up, so it is not easy for those freshmen who have just arrived at the college and are unfamiliar with everything. Not to mention being late, even if you wake up early, you may not be able to step on the bell smoothly and enter the classroom.
Along the way, I was dizzy looking for the classroom, and on the way, I heard a lot of people pointing at Yin Ling, most of them because of her long-standing fame and the two parents who can be called legends of the college. In the academy, people who have long been known by others can't escape the secret guidance of others, but now the yin and the girls don't have time to deal with these, and the most important thing for them is to quickly find the teaching point of the first class.
On the way to class, you can encounter any spirit, except for those cunning little foxes, if you really don't happen to meet them, you have to be prepared to be played by them. Although they happened to run into one along the way, they still managed to find the classroom.
When the four of them pushed the door and looked at the inquiring gaze that fell on them, Calamus came back to his senses and apologized anxiously and said, "Teacher, I'm sorry, we seem to be late." ”
"It's not like it's like it's late." The soft tone was raised a little, and the teacher of fairy etiquette looked at them amusedly. The skin is like a red tassel, and the eyes are like silk, and even if they are girls, they feel that their bodies are crisp. After listening to the teacher's words, several of them felt embarrassed, especially when they heard the next sentence "I was late for the dormitory on the first day of school", they felt that their faces were burning.
Such an embarrassment is naturally inescapable, I thought that I would be late for class on the first day, and the teacher should be very angry, but the teacher's temper was unexpectedly good, and he did not take this opportunity to reproach them, but signaled them to sit down quickly. The cat hurried into the classroom, and when the cat walked forward, Yin Qiqi was keenly aware of the disdainful eyes projected by Yan Qiqi, as early as the day of school, after Yan Qiqi came to trouble her, Yin Qiqi knew that he and this girl must be incompatible. immediately glanced back at it as a counterattack, and then quickly found a position at the back.
After they bowed down and entered the classroom, the teacher said with a smile.
"The first class at the beginning of the school year is hard, and there are always students who have to search for a long time to find a classroom." After speaking, he glanced at them, smiled charmingly behind his eyes, and the beautiful teacher said, "But it's the first day!" It's still excusable to be late, so the teacher will forgive you for the time being. Okay, now that the students are here, let's introduce ourselves. ”
While smiling, he raised his onion-like hand, and his fingertips raised and tapped at the blackboard, and a few words gradually appeared on the blackboard. After pointing to the name that appeared on the blackboard, the teacher said, "Teacher, my surname is Su, my name!" I think everyone knows the word, called Daji, and from today onwards I will be the teacher of your immortal etiquette class! Although the teacher's temper is recognized by the college as good, the teacher thinks that some ugly things should be explained to the students first. ”
The soft words passed over the ears like the wind, inexplicably making people feel numb, and the silk eyes glanced over like that, Su Daji said: "Teacher, my temper is very good, but this also depends on people!" For those handsome boys, of course, everything is negotiable. But if it'...... Huh...... For the rest, the teacher also depends on the mood. ”
What kind of person is Su Daji, the freshmen who have been studying until the age of fourteen in the world also have a score in their hearts, and many people have always felt that the fall of the Shang Dynasty is in Daji, and it seems that it is a little too much. But now after listening to the teacher's words, the students actually have a feeling.
This teacher may really be able to seduce King Su to destroy the Shang Dynasty, of course, provided that King Zhou's appearance is enough for her aesthetics. Now that the self-introduction of the first meeting has been completed, the next step is to start teaching her course.
Su Daji on the stage was explaining to the students the most basic etiquette between immortals, and Yin Ling and the others below were obviously very gloating about Yin Ling and Calamus being late for the first day of school. While Su Daji was flirting with a handsome boy, Ju Chun turned around and asked.
"You two are really bold enough to be late on the first day of school, fortunately, this Master Su has a good temper, otherwise he will be punished by the teacher on the first day of school, I think you two are not far from being famous."
Being late has become the focus of everyone, which is quite depressing in itself, and even if Juchun is not comforted, he is still ridiculing in front of him, which is really infuriating. Immediately rolled his eyes back unceremoniously, and said in a low voice.
"You think we'd be happy, but if it hadn't been for a group of foxes in the dorm last night, you think we'd be late?"
"We don't want to break the school rules on the first day of school, but last night's battle was really miserable, and tonight is really involuntarily." Calamus is a good girl who abides by the rules, and she has always kept the rules in mind, but this rule is kept in mind, but many times people are always involuntarily.
Like this morning.
Regarding the matter of being late and violating the school rules, Calamus felt that she was by no means depressed, but replied directly in a low voice on the side: "It's really not that we did it on purpose, but it was so crazy last night, you don't know that last night I was busy until three or four o'clock in the morning just by cleaning up the room and driving those spirits out, and today I really slept to death." Besides, at home, my mother usually wakes up screaming, not to mention that I am not used to sleeping in a different bed suddenly, and no one shouts to get up, I am destined to be late this morning. ”
"It didn't matter if I tossed it all night last night, and I got up in trouble today." Probably thinking that the trouble at the stall this morning was the main reason for their tardiness, Calamus's face was obviously plated with a layer of anger. Her angry appearance made Ju Chun feel even more strange, and asked directly with a smile, "What's wrong?" What did you encounter on the road? ”
"What else, isn't it just to run into some angry spirits! But then again, aren't there too many classrooms, corridors, and stairs in the academy? Some of the stairs are simply decorations, and after running a long circle, I found that I had to go back to the same place in the end, which was a toss-up. ”
"What is terrible about the corridor and stairs, the most terrible thing is that you are in a hurry and someone deliberately tosses you, when we came, we were unlucky to meet a fox on the road, and the fox actually pointed us to the wrong way, you don't know what kind of experience it is to be lured back the way in a hurry, it's just crazy." This early morning encounter is a headache, and I can't complain that Irisa has said crazy things.
There are a lot of naughty spirits in Zhuxian Academy, among which the fox is the most hateful and cunning, this matter has been told to the boys by the seniors who led the way last night, teaching them that they would rather get lost than believe the fox's words! But obviously, the seniors on the girl's side obviously forgot about this matter, looking at Yin Ling's helplessness and Calamus's frowning, Ju Chun couldn't help but gloat and said.
"What? Didn't your predecessors tell you that you must not believe the fox's words? The foxes of the academy are the worst, and they don't know what bad ideas they are fighting. ”
Just as he was laughing with schadenfreude, he suddenly heard Su Daji say: "The etiquette just now is the most basic etiquette, as a student of the academy, you must remember not to disgrace the academy." Okay, teacher, I've just said so much, shouldn't I ask a student to get up and answer the question? The teacher thinks about it, why don't you ask the students over there to get up and answer the teacher's questions? ”
After speaking, his eyes have fallen on Yin Lingling, and the silky eyes in her eyes have fallen on her.
When Su Daji said that he wanted to call his classmates to get up and answer the question, Yin Lingqi had immediately stopped his voice and prayed in his heart not to call him, after all, they were busy complaining just now, how could they listen to what Su Daji was saying. Who knows what she worries about the most, just when Yin Qi kept praying, Su Daji's smiling eyes had also fallen on her.
Even though she was depressed in her heart, she could only get up, looked at Su Daji and looked at her, and then asked, "How should the immortals greet each other when they meet for the first time?" ”
The price of "this ......" not attending the class at all is that she can't answer the teacher's questions at all, racking her brains to think, and at the same time glancing at the other two people, but unfortunately they just talk and don't listen to the class like herself, even if they ask for help, they can't help.
Innocently glanced back at her, implying that she couldn't do anything, Calamus and Ju Chun bowed their heads as much as possible to make themselves disappear from Su Daji's sight. The powerlessness of the two friends, as well as the contempt projected by Yan Qiqi, made Yin Qiqi feel a headache, standing there for a long time and unable to answer, Su Daji was not angry, but continued.
"If you want to visit the immortal of the Venerable Throne, what kind of wine is the best to bring?"
"This ......" She also didn't know the answer, looking at Yin Ling's embarrassed smile, Su Daji suddenly smiled: "She looks like your mother, but her personality is the same as your father, she always doesn't like to listen to classes and likes to wander her mind the most!" This time, the teacher will warn you first, if next time, the teacher will not forgive you again like he forgave your father. After speaking, the person had instantly come to Yin Ling, and then flicked Yin Ling's forehead as a punishment.
It seems that having a good-looking father in the academy is still somewhat useful, at least this time Su Da has seen her father's face so that she doesn't care about her. After saying the words of apology and promising not to dare next time, Su Daji motioned for Yin to sit down. After taking a seat, the other two people also breathed a sigh of relief with her, but this breath was only halfway loosened, and Su Daji did not leave but walked to Ju Chun's side.
Walking to the side, the crispy fragrance on Su Daji's body directly drilled into Ju Chun's nose, although the fragrance on the teacher's body smelled very good, but compared to enjoying the bursts of fragrance wafting over, Ju Chun always felt that the hairs on his body stood up one by one for some reason, as if something bad would come.
Standing behind Ju Chun and looking at Ju Chun, who was lowering his head and pretending to be very serious, Su Daji said: "The breath of spring is the blood of the god Gomang? The smell is pleasant, but the children's looks are really uncute, and the words that come out are not cute. ”
After muttering a sentence and leaning over, Su Daji said, "The fox is the most cunning creature in the world? That's right, foxes are probably the cutest creatures in the world! As soon as the words fell, nine fox tails were instantly revealed, and the huge fox tails kept swaying in the classroom, Su Daji said with a smile.
"Such cute little creatures, I think I would be happy to help them clean the house they live in, right?"
Cleaning the fox habitat, is this fox smell a joke? Just when Ju Chun subconsciously wanted to refuse, he heard Su Daji say with a smile.
"This is a punishment from the teacher, you can't refuse it! Otherwise, the teacher would be very angry. ”
Smiling but saying threatening words, Su Daji's words directly made Juchun cold into his bones, and he didn't dare to say more, he could only nod vigorously to signal that the teacher understood.
And after he nodded to show that he understood, Su Daji turned around and walked forward, but after only a few steps, she seemed to remember something, suddenly turned around, and then looked at Ju Chun and said: "By the way, I almost forgot one thing, what Classmate Ju said just now really broke the teacher's heart, so the teacher has to give Classmate Sentence a little punishment." ”
As soon as the words fell, Su Daji had already raised her hand, and with a light tap of her hand, Ju Chun found that a set of numbers appeared in front of her. There were still a full two hundred scores, but at that moment, they suddenly dropped by ten points. After waiting for the group of numbers to disappear, Su Daji smiled.
In order to make the sentence classmates remember that the fox is the cutest creature in the world, the teacher will take a little bit of the sentence classmate's synthesis. The first comprehensive deduction of the college every year is the teacher, and today everyone behaves so well, the teacher really can't find a reason, so he can only grieve the classmates. ”
If it was because he didn't offend this Master Su just now so he was deducted comprehensively, he would have admitted it, but he didn't expect Su Daji's deduction to be just because everyone behaved so well in today's class that she couldn't find a reason, so she took him.
This teacher of immortal etiquette is inevitably too ......
At that moment, Ju Chun's heart was broken, but what made him even more devastated was that he actually had to clean the fox's residence after class.
At that moment, he clearly felt the pity of his classmates from all directions.