Chapter 9 Teaching the experience of pickling girls

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"Talent?"

Chen Ren said, the fat man didn't understand very well, and asked. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Why are you so stupid? Like playing basketball, if you are not tall, not fast, and not good at bouncing, can you play basketball? ”

Chen Ren asked.

The fat man nodded vigorously.

"It's the same with pickle girls. First of all, you have to have the capital to attract girls, don't you say? ”

Chen Ren asked, "It makes sense, but I ......" The fat man said, looking at his shortness, not to mention, he was still very fat, and he didn't say anything fat, his face was still pockmarked, he hung his head and looked depressed, shook his head and sighed, "I'm finished in this life, and I can't please my wife." ”

Hooked. Dinner is over tonight. Chen Ren said secretly in his heart.

With more than ten years of life experience, this is a big reliance for Chen Ren, and it is naturally no problem to deceive this kind of little child.

And Chen Ren's trick was also learned from the doctor when he went to the hospital to see a doctor in his previous life.

When you go to the hospital, the doctor doesn't first scare you into saying that you have an incurable disease, but then you fall into the pit that the doctor has woven for you, and let him slaughter you.

It's no wonder that Chen Ren is not kind, he has this kind of trick to deal with his classmates, but there is no way to do it.

I don't have anything to eat.

Is it practical to also consider moral issues?

Clearly unrealistic.

Many things like moral qualities are often implemented on a sufficient material basis.

It's useless to talk about it without that.

"What are you sighing about! It's not like you're out of luck. Talent is important, but hard work can catch up. ”

Chen Ren's words also hit the fat man's death hole, whose youth is not young, Chen Ren is young, so he knows a lot of things that teenagers who are in adolescence think, what kind of chicken soup they like to drink, this chicken soup fat man is still very comfortable to drink, he was still depressed just now, and he suddenly came to his senses, "Really?" ”

"Nonsense. Of course it's true! Look at me, I'm not very handsome! But why can I get the favor of the goddess? ”

Chen Rendao.

The fat man sounded very reasonable, but he heard Chen Ren say that he was not very handsome, and he thought it was very reasonable, didn't he? Aren't you handsome yet? So tall, so big, and so alive.

But the fat man couldn't care so much, at this time, Chen Ren seemed to be his lifesaver, and continued to ask, "Yes, yes, yes, then what should I do?" ”

"It's simple. If you do what I say, within three days, at most a week, and a cap of half a month, I can guarantee that you will definitely get the favor of the girl you like. ”

Chen Ren patted his chest and reassured.

"Really?"

The fat man was very excited.

"When did your brother Ren lie to you?"

Chen Rendao.

I thought the fat man would say, no, but the fat man quickly said, "No?" ”

Chen Ren's forehead was covered with black lines, because he found that he did often pit this fat man, but Chen Ren still said cheekily: "Fat man, aren't you not opening a pot?" I don't want to hear it? ”

"Think about it!!" The fat man ignored these small details and said.

"Where's the pickled girl? First of all, you have to be bold, do you know why I can soak in the goddess? ”

Chen Ren's face was not red, and his heart was not beating.

Who said you soaked in the goddess.

But the fat man believed it and said, "I don't know." ”

"Stupid. You're so bold! ”

"Oh. Do you mean to let me kiss my goddess in public? ”

"Are you going to talk to anyone?" If he didn't know the fat man's character, Chen Ren would still think that the fat man was deliberately here to find fault?

"Boss, I know it's wrong." The fat man said.

Chen Ren looked at the fat man and said with hatred: "Be bold, in fact, you don't necessarily want to go up and kiss you, do you know?" Being bold requires you to be bold enough to dare to speak in front of the girl you like, dare to show your best side in front of him, and show your self-confidence, understand? ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and believed it, "Boss, can you say it again?" As he spoke, he also took out a pen and paper in his bag, ready to record what the fat man said.

Chen Ren naturally didn't know how to say it, he also deliberately stuck on this point, making the fat man hold back, and then said: "The weather is so hot!" I'm thirsty. ”

Yes, the pickled girl has no experience, but, for the sophistication of people, the fat man is still relatively in place, hearing the words, he suddenly realized, "Oh." Boss, go, I invite you to drink Jianlibao. ”

Chen Ren secretly complained, drink yarn Jianlibao, how to say that you have to fight Sprite. Thinking that Sprite was not so popular these days, I just gave up.

After drinking Jianlibao, Chen Ren continued to teach him some secrets, but he didn't reveal too much, and always said something that didn't hurt or itch, but the fat man listened to the Tao.

I ask questions from time to time, as if fascinated.

Chen Ren took advantage of this opportunity and said again: "Fatty, I've been talking to you for so long, I'm hungry and I'm going to eat, I'll talk about it next time." ”

Chen Ren just wanted to leave like this, how could this be.

The fat man was hearing the excitement, "Boss, you, don't." Don't go. ”

Chen Ren pretended to insist on leaving, "If you don't leave, you invite me to dinner." ”

As he spoke, he also walked heroically, as if he was really leaving.

The fat man learned from the pain, all the money was spent, and it was not bad for this meal, "Boss, little goat, I'm in for a treat." ”

Chen Ren's eyes lit up, and he pretended to refuse: "How embarrassing is this?" He said he was embarrassed, but he walked in the direction of the school gate.

"I'm sorry. Being able to invite the boss to dinner is a blessing that I have cultivated in my three lives. ”

The fat man said.

Hearing this, Chen Ren was very happy, and the young man had a future.

Chen Ren also understood why in his previous life, this fat man who was not amazing-looking, could receive so many projects to do.

is so good at being a person, and the father in the family still has a relationship and funds, is this kind of person not a strange thing?

Chen Ren clearly knew what the fat man was, so when he was eating, he naturally wouldn't be polite to the fat man.

Fatty, don't look at the stalls he wears all over his body, and his shoes are still pull-back shoes, but this guy is really a local tyrant.

As far as Chen Ren knows, this guy has a thousand yuan a month, which is several times that of ordinary classmates, and this is still in high school, this is not what a local tyrant is.

But this guy is unusually frugal, and this fat man is still doing extremely well.

Chen Ren made up his mind to make the fat man bleed, so naturally he would not be polite to him, four dishes and one soup for the two of them, and four bottles of beer.

The two of them ate so many dishes, and the fat man wanted to order less, but when he thought that he had a request for Chen Ren, he could only give up.

He really didn't want to drink the wine, but Chen Ren said: "I don't dare to drink the wine, you say you are bold?" ”

In order to prove himself, the fat man directly picked up the bottle and blew it directly to prove himself.

Chen Ren sweated, in fact, he wanted to say, drank too much. Even if you finish blowing, you are not bold, but brainless.

Years of drinking experience told Chen Ren this truth.

But the fat man didn't know.

Originally, Chen Ren planned to drink these four bottles of wine by himself, but the fat man killed three of them, blew one bottle, and brought one bottle, one bottle after another.

What a lot of alcohol!

But Chen Ren hasn't finished saying this yet, the fat man is going to fall down directly.

Chen Ren wondered why the rational fat man suddenly went crazy, and when he turned his head, it turned out to be the goddess of his dreams, and he happened to come over to add dinner on Sunday afternoon.

No wonder.

It's just that what made Chen Yi out of the way was the little goat, and he met Huang Xiaojun.

This was also unexpected by him.

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