Chapter 2 Squatting at home, bear children and then ......

It has been a week since Ouyang became a glorious temporary worker chengguan, and it is reasonable that he should have begun to adapt to the year-round life of three points and one line, and strive for the goal of getting promoted and raising, taking out a loan to buy a house, marrying a wife and having children, and then worrying about the children, taking out loans to buy a house, marrying a wife and having children. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, now that he looked at his boss Qingshuang who was lying on the carpet and chewing potato chips, he really didn't know what expression to use, did he just need to smile. Okay, to say the same, the mighty, domineering, cold on the outside, and hot on the inside, where has the beauty of the frost uniform gone! Hurry up, this guy with messy hair, potato chips residue at the corner of his mouth, half-open eyes, wearing uncle-like home clothes, looking at meat comics, and hehe, hey, lewd and laughing, return to the factory and set it up again!

"Ouyang, I'm done eating the potato chips, go buy them for me." Qingshuang's still cold voice remembered that Ouyang really couldn't look directly at its owner, he was really blind to this good voice.

"So, Director, what about our job."

"Isn't work just about drinking tea and reading jumps, no, reading newspapers?"

"Isn't it cracking down on unlicensed street vendors and collecting protection money by the way!"

"What do you think of chengguan?" Qingshuang muttered dissatisfiedly, "This is a great job to protect the harmony and stability of Lancui Mountain, and those trivial things are not our turn." ”

"No, isn't it just that the chengguan has no human rights, and a random big-bellied official can command, finally drive away the hawkers, and be distorted by unscrupulous reporters to report the facts, and then be misunderstood by ignorant citizens, a miserable job with low pay and few vacations?"

"Don't say that, it's different here," Qingshuang sat up cross-legged and looked at Ouyang with a serious face, "Let's go take a look outside, Ouyang." ”

"Isn't there only a village outside?" Ouyang didn't know where Qingshuang was referring to the outside, "It's the town's fare, and the fare will be reimbursed." ”

"Let's go, go out and turn right to know, don't forget that the potato chips should be original barbecue flavor, not tomato flavor, I hate that." Qingshuang returned to her lying posture on her stomach, her thighs wearing only hot pants were exposed to the cool air of Lancuishan in the morning, and her long hair was tied back in braids.

Regardless of the boss's order, Ouyang obediently went out.

No. 38 Lancuishan North Road, not so much the Lancuishan Ancient Sword Tomb Urban Development Administration, is Qingshuang's personal private residence, and on the edge of this two-story small building stands a dilapidated house that looks like it will collapse at any time. No. 39 Lancuishan North Road is the temporary residence that Ouyang worked hard for a week under the order of Qingshuang men and women not to kiss.

Fortunately, Qingshuang also turned out some useless second-hand furniture and daily necessities from his house, and Ouyang finally solved the housing problem without having to sleep on the floor.

According to what Qingshuang said, just go straight and turn right, Ouyang thought so.

Walking on the narrow path, a hot summer morning breeze swept across Ouyang's face, and he had the illusion that he had strayed into a paradise.

"Ah, isn't this the little brother who passed out that day?" A girl wearing a crimson palace dress with short pale blonde hair that swept her chin stopped Ouyang, "That white-haired one didn't blackmail you, did he?" ”

Is this cosplay? It seems that the girls in the mountains are also quite popular.

"White-haired ...... Do you mean clear cream? Ouyang looked at the girl with a warm smile in front of her, who was different from Qingshuang, who had been stinking face, and instantly let go of all her defenses, "There is nothing wrong with calling me like a coolie, and you also lent me the spare bedding." ”

"Be careful of that stinky girl, hey," the girl jumped off a rustic rock, and her eyes that were originally on level with Ouyang suddenly only reached his chest, "Then I'm going to find my kitten, little brother is destined to see you again." ”

Yellow hair, stinky girl, a somewhat familiar tone, is it ......

"Well, thank you for saving me at that time."

"No thanks, no thanks, just dragging you back," the girl paused, "is there anything else going on, little brother?" ”

"Ahem, is there a supermarket here?" In view of the experience of fainting on the side of the road, Ouyang didn't want to trek through mountains and rivers to the village to buy reserve grain anymore.

"There is no supermarket, there is still one in the supply and marketing cooperative, come with me."

"Doesn't it matter what happened to the cat?"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's been a long time." The girl pointed her finger at her chin and thought for a moment before saying, "Maybe I'll come back hungry." ”

"Then I'm sorry for you, that, what do I want to call you?"

"Just call me Xuanyuan, and my cat is called Hongming, if you find her, you must remember to tell me." Xuanyuan said with a mysterious smile, probably only the old driver who raced over the mountain in Autumn Names could understand the meaning, "When the time comes, I will reward the little brother." ”

"Leave it to me, I'm the city manager here, although I'm a temporary worker, find a cat and wrap it on me." Ouyang was as moved as an adventurer who finally found his first side quest after being abandoned by an irresponsible novice village chief.

"Temporary worker, the white-haired one really accepted you, don't let everyone who lives here down."

"If everyone were like Xuanyuan Xiaomei, I would be willing to work 18 hours a day!"

"Little brother said that you are not allowed to cheat," Xuanyuan raised his white and tender little finger and shook it in front of Ouyang's eyes and giggled, "Then let's eat the dog!" ”

Ouyang wanted to cover his forehead again, who taught the English of the residents in this small mountain, and her salary must be deducted.

Following the little head that shone in the sunlight with a honey-colored and attractive color, Ouyang struggled around a series of rugged mountain roads, but the girl in front of him, who was only about one meter four tall, walked on the ground.

"Supper, come out to pick up customers." After the girl shouted at a small three-story building, she fled, and disappeared in the blink of an eye, leaving Ouyang alone to cry without tears.

Ouyang probably knew why this child's cat ran away from home, he must not be able to stand this bear child.

"Dead yellow-haired girl, don't let me catch you." It was a black-haired ponytail girl who ran downstairs with a feather duster, and she was wearing a light and fluttery dress that matched the summer day.

"Excuse me, I want to do some shopping." Ouyang said.

"Go away, go away, the yellow-haired girl will not accept those who are introduced." Xiao Lian patted the feather duster and threatened.

"Ahem, today's industrial and commercial census, I'm Ouyang, the city administrator, and I need to check your business license." Ouyang had no choice but to use his power for personal gain, "And you are suspected of refusing to sell." ”

"Oh~" Xiao Lian uttered the same syllable in turn, "You are the chengguan, which means that you are the person of Qingshuang." ”

"That's right, it's you street vendors' nemesis!" Ouyang was full of confidence.

"And can you represent her?"

"That's right, the director is not here, and I have the right to act cheaply."

"Rights mean obligations, right?"

"In a sense, it is."

"Then do you know how much money that woman Qingshuang owes to our store for snacks?" Xiao Lian became more and more angry the more he spoke, "And that dead yellow-haired girl owes!" ”

Ouyang then remembered Xuanyuan's eyes and smile when he looked at him, and it was definitely a joke.

"I'm sorry I only reported it two days ago, everything has nothing to do with me!" Saying that, Ouyang started to run away again, as if he had been running or preparing to run away since he returned home, could it be that he had collided with the god of running.

"Give me back!" Xiao Lian grabbed the collar on the back of Ouyang's neck.

Are all the women in the mountains so terrible, Ouyang Yi saw a lot of frustration in the three girls in a row.

"Let's do the math," Xiao Lian didn't know how to take out a yellowed account book from her skirt, which recorded dense numbers from the first page until the end, "I will erase the whole fraction of the total number of dollars you will collect." ”

"Boss Xiao, I haven't even gotten my first month's salary."

"It's okay, I'm in favor of a mortgage."

"As the saying goes, there is a debtor, we are all exploited by that woman who uses her position to facilitate the exploitation and exploitation of the unjust, we need to unite to fight against ****!"

"Everything you say will be a confession," Xiao Lian took out a voice recorder from her skirt again, "Listen to me obediently, or hum, this recording will be handed over to Qingshuang, and you will be unemployed again, college student." ”

"I'm just out of school, not out of school!" Although Ouyang just wanted to make a transition in this mountain, he didn't want to be driven away so quickly, "Also, what do you want to do, I won't do anything illegal." ”

"It's very simple," Xiao Lian took out a mug from her skirt again, "This is the same cup as the little angel of Frost, understand?" ”

"Nope." Ouyang shook his head as a matter of course, there seemed to be something wrong with the thinking circuits of the people in this mountain.

"Stupid," Xiao Lian looked at Ouyang with eyes that hated iron and steel, "You take this mug of the same style, go and bring me the mug that the little angel is using to steal the beams and change the pillars, hehehe." ”

The giggles and is completely immersed in his own world.

Squatting at home, bear children and then perverted.

"Oh, oh, and this," Xiao Lian wiped the clear saliva from the corners of his mouth, and his soft lips became more red in the sun, "It's still plain potato chips that don't have a tomato flavor, right?" ”

She took out a box of potato chips with an abstract uncle's face painted on it from her skirt and handed it to Ouyang along with the mug.

If you don't go to be a magician, Ouyang complained silently.

"Got it, graduate student, as a person at the bottom of society, you now have a chance to turn over." Xiao Lian stretched out his fist at Ouyang.

Ouyang clenched his fist and touched it.

The unexpected wetness soaked the back of his fingers, and he quietly turned to the path from which he came, and then quietly put his fingers under his nose and sniffed at the fragrance of a girl.