"Lu Ziqiao, I'll squirt you to death with a sip of salt soda!" Meijia, who had just cleaned up and came out of the bathroom, was suddenly unhappy when she heard Ziqiao's words, and said to him, "Who do you say is a scumbag?" Xiaolong is my first love! You think you're some good guy, you're scum! ”

"yes, that's it!" Ziqiao said indifferently: "Who hasn't loved a few scum when he was young, the probability of his first love being scum is the highest!" ”

"You... Hmph, if you have the ability, you can also pull your first love to see, is it better to see your first love as my little dragon? ”

"Cut, you're insane!" Ziqiao sneered at Meijia's words and said, "When will I, Lu Ziqiao, turn around and find the person I dumped?" That is, you, thinking about eating expired food every day! ”

"Lu Ziqiao, don't you dare!"

"I don't dare?" Unexpectedly, Meijia's such an obvious agitation method made Lu Ziqiao unbearable, he pointed to himself and said: "I'll let you see that my first love is a hundred times and a thousand times stronger than your crayfish!" ”

"Hehe, I'm not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue!" Meijia smiled and said, "Let's wait until you find it!" ”

"Hmph, wait and see!"

In this way, under the witness of Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei, the two agreed that Ziqiao would find his first love within a week, compare it with Meijia's Xiaolongren, and let everyone in the apartment judge and vote, and whoever loses will have to unconditionally agree to the other party's three conditions. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Teacher Zeng, hurry up!" As soon as Meijia and Zheng Kai came out of 3601, Ziqiao's calm aura disappeared completely, and he pulled Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "You have to help me, I must win this time!" ”

"I'll help you?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked with some confusion: "I don't know your first love either, how can I help you?" Do you want me to show you a missing person notice on a TV show? ”

"What a missing person notice!" Ziqiao said helplessly: "The ghost knows where the first love is, so it's better to find someone to replace it." It doesn't matter if he's the first love, who knows! ”

"And what do you want me to help you?"

"Golf, beauty!" Ziqiao made a coquettish golf move and said, "As long as you give me a chance, there is no woman I Lu Xiaobu can't handle!" ”

"Really?" As soon as Ziqiao's words were finished, Yifei's voice sounded teasing behind him.

"Hehe, hehe, you don't count, you don't count!" Ziqiao smiled awkwardly and said. But I was thinking in my heart, just like you, who is still a woman, is more gentleman than me and Teacher Zeng combined.

"But the golf club was cancelled!" Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands and said helplessly: "I think it can only be next time!" ”

"And when is the next time?" Ziqiao was so frustrated by Zeng Xiaoxian that he asked.

"Well, it's not long, it should be once next month!"

"But my bet is only for a week!" Ziqiao Yangtian sighed and said, "Teacher Zeng, you won't deliberately trick me, right!" ”

"How could we, how could it be!" As soon as Quilt Qiao said this, Zeng Xiaoxian was still a little embarrassed and said: "You have to believe in our friendship and believe in my character!" ”

"Well, it looks like I'll have to do it myself!"

"Personally?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked tentatively, "Then what are your plans?" ”

"Hey, hey!" Zi Qiao said with a smile: "Thinking that I, Lu Xiaobu, have been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for so many years, how can I not have any self-defense skills!" ”

"What is it?"

"Dangdang, dang!" Ziqiao took out the mobile phone that Zeng Xiaoxian paid him and said, "That's it!" ”

"Cell phone?" Yifei was a little puzzled, and said with some disgust: "Hey, you don't want to summon that, do you!" ”

"What's the matter, will I, Lu Xiaobu, be so low-level?" When Yifei said this, Ziqiao explained helplessly: "It's not a mobile phone, but this!" ”

"Blacklist?" Looking at the things that Ziqiao showed to himself after unlocking the phone, Zeng Xiaoxian also said with some doubts: "What do you mean?" ”

"Teacher Zeng, I thought you had become smarter recently, and it seems to be about the same!" Ziqiao made fun of Zeng Xiaoxian a little, and said lightly: "These are all my past records, I just need to pick one of them." ”

"Ziqiao, didn't your original mobile phone get into the water and can't be used? I remember that I bought you a new one, so where did you get all this information? Zeng Xiaoxian remembered very well that he had obviously damaged Ziqiao's mobile phone and paid for it, how could Ziqiao still have these materials.

"yes!" Ziqiao said very easily: "These are the achievements after you gave me a new mobile phone, hey, I still don't have a good time!"

"You're not kidding, are you?" Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide in surprise and said: "I remember that it hasn't been long since I bought you a new mobile phone, your list is about to catch up with a company, you are too crazy!" ”

"Hey, no way!" Ziqiao still said regretfully: "I've been a little tired recently, so I've rested for a while, it's indeed a little little!" ”

"......" Zeng Xiaoxian is now full of black lines, so it's too little, it seems that his goal is really the sea of stars.

"And how are you going to screen?" Zeng Xiaoxian is now an undercover character, how can he understand the enemy situation clearly, otherwise how can he know himself and the other so that Meijia can win the final victory.

"Call and make appointments one by one!" Ziqiao didn't know Zeng Xiaoxian's thoughts, but still said with him: "Haha, it's not too easy to find one better than that crayfish!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian continued to listen to the information and asked, "Then you are going to ask them to meet at the bar downstairs?" ”

"yes!" Ziqiao said as a matter of course: "If you go downstairs, you can still talk to the bartender to keep your account, so you can save a lot of expenses!" ”

"Keep my account??"

"Yes, Mr. Zeng, you won't be so stingy, right?" Ziqiao said to Zeng Xiaoxian in a serious voice: "Teacher Zeng, you must know that this is a war between men and women, as a dignified man, do you want to watch me lose?" If you don't want to watch me lose, do you have to give me some support? ”

"I ......"

"Okay, it's such a happy decision!" Ziqiao didn't give Zeng Xiaoxian a chance at all, and said as he walked out the door: "You just wait for the news of my triumphant arrival!" ”

Looking at Ziqiao's back, Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth involuntarily showed a treacherous smile, it felt like a hunter who had caught the little fox. He now has more and more of a feeling of strategizing to win a thousand miles! I feel like I'm just handsome.