A fish that killed itself

With the small umbrella, when Chen An returned to the Lake of Mist, it was already dark. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Still far away from the Red Devil Pavilion, the two came to the place where Chen An rested last night, only to find that Nuoluji was already sitting there, patting her big tail in boredom, and throwing stones into the water from time to time.

Hearing the movement, Nuoluji turned around, saw the people waiting for the moment, and immediately waved her hand and shouted happily.

"Chen An! You're finally back. ”

Chen An was a little surprised.

"Hey, little girl, have you been sitting here waiting for me?"

"Hmm."

Nolu Ji nodded, and said as a matter of course.

"Because I promised to sing to you."

"You, you......"

Chen An shook his head and couldn't help but sigh.

"If I don't come back, you'll have to wait."

"This ......"

Nuoluji tilted her head cutely, and showed a smile to Chen An.

"I'm sure you won't."

Although she may be a little stupid, Noluji believes that Chen An must be someone who can be trusted.

It doesn't matter what happened in the morning, but it was obviously the same song, she could only hum it well, but Chen An could hum a sense of gentleness that made people feel at ease. Based on that alone, Nolu Ji is willing to believe him!

Chen An was stunned. Because according to Normi, if he didn't come back, she would really do that.

Thinking of this, he was suddenly a little moved, what a simple and lovely guy.

Nuo Luji looked at the little umbrella holding Chen An's hand and standing beside him with some curiosity.

"By the way, Chen An, who is this one next to you?"

When I left in the morning, I was obviously alone, but when I came back, it became two people.

"Oh, this is the umbrella I picked up today, and the name is also called Little Umbrella, just call her Little Umbrella, little girl."

Chen An touched the head of the little umbrella and pointed to Nuoluji to introduce her.

"This fish-looking mermaid is Xiao Niu whose name is Nolu Ji, and you call her ......"

Before Chen An could finish speaking, Nuo Luji hurriedly interrupted him.

"Little umbrella, it's good if you call me Lulu, my friends call me that, you must not learn from Chen An."

After speaking, she also glared at Chen An, obviously very dissatisfied.

Not only because of his nickname, but also because of the mermaid that looks delicious.

"Hey, tasteless fellow."

Chen An pursed his lips, he thought that this title was okay, it was really shameless.

He pulled the little umbrella and sat her down beside Noluki, and got up to look for the fishing rod that he had thrown here in the morning. After looking for a while, Chen An turned over from the grass to the poor fishing rod that had been miserably abandoned twice.

He shook his fishing rod and asked Noluki.

"Girl, have you had dinner? If you don't have one, why don't you eat it together? ”

"Huh?"

"Fishing."

Chen An smiled.

"The fish here are super stupid, as long as you don't sing, the weight of two and three people is actually not far apart."

As he spoke, he added in his heart.

In fact, if you weren't afraid that you wouldn't be able to beat it, it would be nice to bake you.

Noluji: "......"

A chill made her body tremble.

How did you do it, it seems like someone is targeting.

Nolu muttered to herself. I looked around vigilantly, but I didn't find anything, so I relaxed for the time being.

She looked at Chen An with disdain.

"Hey, stupid! I still want to use a fishing rod, you forgot that I'm a mermaid. ”

As she spoke, she jumped a few meters in front of Chen An, snatched the innocent fishing rod from Chen An's hand and threw it aside.

In Chen An's surprised look, Nuo Luji puffed up her chest and said confidently.

"If you want to eat fish, look at me."

With that, she propped her body on her tail, jumped to the edge of the lake, and then jumped into the water with a thud.

"What do you mean?"

Chen An was a little puzzled, what does fishing with a fishing rod have to do with whether she is a mermaid or not?

He walked to the shore, only to find that the blue-green figure of Nolu Ji had disappeared rapidly.

Glancing at the miserable pitiful fishing rod silently, Chen An thought about it and decided to wait.

Since Nuoluji has said that she has seen her, it is better to give some face.

Thinking like this, Chen An walked to the side of the little umbrella and did it.

……

After a while, just as Chen An was telling a story to Xiao Umbrella because he was idle and had nothing to do. The calm Lake of Fog suddenly moved.

Just listening to the pop, as the crystal water splashed in the air, reflected countless fluorescences under the moonlight, a big fish suddenly flew up from the water, turned into a parabola and landed on the shore, plopping and jumping.

Chen An was shocked by this. It turned out that I couldn't catch a fish in the morning, and I thought that I underestimated the IQ of the fish in the Lake of Fog last time. Now it seems that he did not underestimate at all, but overestimated!

How stupid is this fish to jump on the shore and find his own death!

Before Chen An's surprise was over, something that shocked him even more happened again.

Poof! Poof! Poof!

Three more sounds, three more parabolas, and three more big fish jumped up from the lake.

Hey! Are they looking for death in a group?

Just when Chen An was pondering whether to risk losing his IQ to catch those four stupid fish to eat, there was a pop again, and the fifth stupid ...... Ah, no. It was Nolu Ji who followed the fish and jumped to the surface.

She looked at Chen An with a smug expression.

"How? Awesome, right? ”

The little umbrella clapped his hands and cheered for Nuoluji.

"It's amazing to be able to catch fish with your bare hands!"

When I was wandering in the past, Xiao Umbrella also tried this, but unfortunately it didn't succeed once. Now Nuoluji just went into the water for a while, and she actually caught four fish, and they are so big, it's amazing!

Nuoluji was praised, and suddenly Le's eyes were out of sight, and she was humble.

"Awards, awards."

Chen An was not as excited as Xiao Umbrella, he was stunned for a moment, and suddenly understood that those fish were not stupid, but were thrown up by Nuoluji.

This discovery made him a little depressed. Hey, it's a waste of feelings to be entangled for so long.

Seeing that Chen An not only did not thank him, but pouted, Nuo Luji, who was originally happy because of being praised by the little umbrella, suddenly lowered her face and became a little angry.

She crossed her hands on her hips and questioned menacingly.

"Hey! What kind of attitude do you have, I will catch fish for you to eat, shouldn't you thank me? Do you know how to be polite? ”

She wasted a lot of effort to catch these big fish, okay? It's so infuriating that it's such an attitude!

Seeing Nuoluji pouting and dissatisfied, Chen An apologized knowingly.

"Okay, I'm sorry. Little girl, you have a lot of adults, forgive me, okay? I'll grill fish for you. ”

"Hey, there's no sincerity at all."

Nolu Ji wrinkled her nose, still a little dissatisfied. But he didn't say anything, but generously revealed the matter.

After pacifying Nuoluji, Chen An lit a bonfire and prepared to make dinner.

"Little girl, come and bake the roast...... Hey? ”

Chen An packed up the three fish, put them on the bonfire, and was about to ask Nuoluji, who had entered the water before, to come over and bake clothes, but he was suddenly stunned.

He looked at Nolu Ji, who was happily talking to the little umbrella, and was a little strange.

"Now, little girl, what did you do? Didn't you just come out of the water? ”

I didn't pay attention to it before and didn't find it, but now I see that the clothes are not wet at all, which is not scientific!

Hearing this, Xiao Umbrella also noticed that something was wrong with Nuoluji's clothes, so he looked at her curiously with two big eyes of different colors.

"Heron, the master is right, why are your clothes dry?"

Nolu Ji tugged at the kimono on her body and smiled proudly,

"Hehe, I'm a mermaid, but I can control the water, so it's a trivial matter to keep my clothes from getting wet."

"Hey, show off."

Chen An shook his head, too lazy to take care of Nuoluji, who suddenly became proud. Turning the fish over casually, he suddenly thought of something.

No, Nolu Ji is a mermaid, and the mermaid ......

Chen An began to look at Nuoluji again, from top to bottom, and from bottom to top, from beginning to end, several times, until Nuoluji was stared at by him and was a little hairy all over, he didn't speak

"Little girl. I remember mermaids seem to be unclothed, right? Why do you have clothes on you, little girl? ”

Without waiting for Nuoluji to answer, Chen An wanted to satisfy his curiosity.

Absolutely just that!

After emphasizing it in his heart, he made a suggestion to Noluji.

"Why don't you take off your clothes, and let me see what a normal mermaid with no clothes looks like, right?"

"Smack!"

As soon as the words fell, Chen An was whipped out by Nuoluji's big tail.

Looking at Chen An, who was spitting out dirt, Nuo Luji almost rushed up to kill him in shame, but fortunately held back.

Because of shyness and anger, Noluji's face turned red and roared angrily.

"To make such a request to a girl, you pervert, pervert, scum, scum, scum!"

The small umbrella is also a little dissatisfied.

"Heron is right, the owner is a pervert!"

"Hey, don't you want to be so angry, I'm just curious, curious, understand? I don't have to let you strip naked, why whip me! ”

Chen An lay on the ground, holding his face with his hands and feeling a little depressed.

"Is it okay to be so hard and it hurt?"

"Well deserved!"

Nolu snorted and glared at him with big eyes, as if she wanted to kill him with her eyes.

"It's not even curious, you know? You pervert! ”

"Hey, that's a stingy guy."

Chen An pursed his lips and was too lazy to quarrel with Nuoluji. Because the fish was not cooked yet, he didn't bother to get up, so he lay on the ground and pretended to be dead in every kind of boredom, and by the way, he looked at Nuoluji and the little umbrella out of the corner of his eye.

Nuoluji is still blushing and humming angrily, and the little umbrella is actually too!

This discovery made Chen An very depressed.

Obviously, he is her master, okay, if she doesn't support him, forget it, she still dares to look at him with contempt, it's really infuriating.

Too lazy to watch, Chen An continued to lie on the ground and pretend to be dead.

Suddenly, Chen An felt that someone was poking his waist, and thought it was a small umbrella, so he suddenly turned his head angrily.

"Who? Didn't you see that I was dead? ”

Squatting beside Chen An, he was poking his fingers around his waist with a surprised expression on his face.

"Hey, are you dead? When? ”

Her big eyes fluttered, and she gently bumped into Chen An's face. Warm, not like a dead man.

"Oh, it's love."

When asked by Lianlian, Chen An was suddenly a little embarrassed, he hurriedly got up with his hands, laughed dryly, and changed his words.

"What I'm dead, it must be that you heard it wrong. Don't you see that I'm still alive and well? ”

"Huh? But ......"

Seeing that Lian Lian seemed to want to say something more, Chen An hurriedly changed the topic.

"By the way, when did you come here? How I didn't see it. ”

"Lian Lian just came."

is innocent and simple and cute, where is Chen An's opponent, and his attention is diverted at once.

The finger still poked Chen An lightly, but the target was changed and turned into a face.

While poking Chen An's face, he was in love with a cute crooked chin, and his voice was fluttering.

"Ann, what were you doing lying on the ground just now? Is it sleeping? ”

"Hehe, almost, almost."

Chen An reached out and grabbed the little hand that Lian Lian had been poking around his face, and said a perfunctory word.

Because I was curious to see how Nuolu Ji looked without clothes, she was photographed by someone, and then she became like that just now?

This kind of big truth, death can't say the same!

"Oh~"

didn't notice Chen An's perfunctory, so Lian Lian sighed softly, and didn't ask.

For his hand being held by Chen An, Lian Lian didn't feel anything wrong, but because he felt very warm, he held it with his backhand.

Lian Lian is very happy,

"Ann, Lian Lian is here to play with you."

"Huh? At such a late hour? ”

Chen An was stunned for a moment, looking at the smile of Lianlian, but he couldn't help but be a little angry.

"Lianlian, didn't you say you have a sister? She doesn't worry when you come out at night? ”

If it was half a time, it would have been enough, but it turned out to be like this for two days in a row, and that sister was too irresponsible, right?

Love is so simple, let her out alone at night, aren't you afraid that something will happen to her!