064. A genie with obsessive-compulsive disorder is willful

"挲挲~"

Just as Lan Sa was quietly looking for the traces of the rolling bat, but found nothing, there was a slight noise behind him. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Hearing this sound, Lan Sa's footsteps paused, but he didn't turn around immediately, because the speaker cricket was hidden in the hood of his coat, and he turned his back to the direction of the sound source, so that the speaker cricket could detect the enemy and respond to it at the first time. And the speaker cricket, hiding in the hood of Lan Sa's coat, immediately poked out his usual tentacles, and sharpened his knives with two knife-like forearms, ready to fight at any time.

"What's the matter~!"

Soon, however, the solemn atmosphere was lost to a cheerful elf cry. The cry was the cry of a snake bear, and Lan Sa was very sure that it was the cry of his snake bear.

Since it's its own snake bear, there's no need to be on guard. Lan Sa slowly turned around, and the speaker cricket retracted its long tentacles, hiding in the hood of Lan Sa's coat again.

Lan Sa had just turned around, only to find the snake bear coming out of the bushes on the opposite side, and then three steps in two, and quickly rushed towards him. Lan Sa found that the expression on the serpentine bear's face was joyful, the running posture was brisk, and the route of action was ...... Straight?!

Are you kidding! How could a serpentine bear, an elf born with a "zigzag to walk" obsessive-compulsive disorder, take a straight route while walking! Could it be that I am hallucinating? Could it be that this isn't a snake bear, but an elf with hallucinogenic abilities like [Weird Light]? Or is this his blue snake bear, but because he ate the wrong thing, he got drunk and went crazy?

For the kind of performance that is normal on other elves on the snake bear, but it is absolutely abnormal on its body, Lan Sa was stunned. But soon, Lan Sa knew the truth of the matter.

The serpentine bear was glad to have found its master, and he couldn't wait to tell his master that he had single-handedly taken out an opponent with a trainer in command, and that it was a steel-based opponent. The most important thing is that he won the battle with an absolute superiority unscathed! If the owner knew this, he would definitely praise himself, right?

The serpentine bear, who was very happy in his heart, didn't even think about the sad reality of the language barrier between himself and Lan Sa, and he didn't notice that his current situation was a little weird......

However, the snake bear himself didn't notice it, but Lan Sa did. Because when the snake bear jumped up at him and begged for a hug, a dazzling white light suddenly shone from his body. With such a strong light, Lan Sa is not blind, how could he not notice it? But it was precisely because he noticed it that he let go of his heart hanging in the air.

This is the snake bear is about to evolve, and the previous strange course of action is just a change in behavior that has occurred in the process of evolution. Because it is beginning to evolve, the genes that make the snake bear suffer from the incurable disease of "zigzag obsessive-compulsive disorder" are still something, and they are changing in the direction of "obsessive-compulsive disorder of walking in a straight line".

Belch... Why is it still obsessive-compulsive? No way, the elves of the snake bear series are so weird.

When it was still a snake bear, in addition to the zigzag of walking, it was a zigzag of running, a zigzag of climbing, and a zigzag of rolling. Anyway, as long as it is marching, no matter what form is chosen, in short, the route is to take a zigzag. But once the snake bears evolve into the evolutionary form of the Straight Bear, the absolutely incurable obsessive-compulsive disorder they suffer from will change. Walking in a straight line, climbing is also climbing in a straight line, rolling is also rolling in a straight line, and even turning, that is a right angle of 90 degrees! Moreover, you must make a sharp stop before turning, otherwise you will not even be able to make a turn......

As for the reason? There is no reason for this kind of thing, this kind of elf is so capricious!

The snake bear was able to evolve, which was definitely a gratifying thing for Lan Sa. But soon, he couldn't be happy. Because looking at the original meaning of the snake bear, it ran over and begged for a hug. With the original weight of the snake bear, who was in his early thirties, Lan Sa was naturally willing to open his arms to the little guy. But Nima jumped halfway and suddenly evolved, and after the evolution, the straight bear weighed more than sixty pounds!

suddenly changed from a small guy to a big guy heavier than a bag of fifty catties of rice, and he threw himself into his arms with the momentum of rushing forward......

Lan Sa said that with his otaku body, who has just begun to recover the physical fitness of ordinary adult men, he can't withstand such an enthusiastic flutter from kissing you! However, even so, Lan Sa couldn't dodge it. He would rather get hurt himself and comfort the elves who hurt him than let his elves think he, as a master, didn't like them. An explanation after having facts is called an explanation, and an explanation without the support of facts is called an excuse!

"Ah!!!!h

So, Lan Sa paid the price for his choice. Although he has the experience of choosing to fall to the ground in order to cushion the serpentine bear... No, it's the impact of the bear. However, Lan Sa forgot that the place he was in now was not the kind of flat land with nothing, or even the barren field with large fields of wild grass. All that was around was patches of bushes and thorns......

As soon as he fell, the impact of the bear was unloaded. However, Lan Sa was lying directly on his back on a shrub with small thorns. Nima... That's sour......

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Back on the barren field, Lan Saguo began to popularize the difference between his current body and the serpentine bear's time, and by the way, he led to the reason why he couldn't catch it. And Zhichong Xiong was holding a band-aid and putting it on the wound on Lan Sa's back. Fortunately, the weather is not too warm, Lan Sa wears more, and the quality of the coat is excellent. So, lying in the bush just now, Lan Sa's back was just punctured by some slightly longer thorns, and there were some small blood spots.

However, Rao is like this, and more than a dozen band-aids are also pasted on Lan Sa's back, which looks very happy......

And just as Lan Sa began to tell the straight bear about the new tactics it could learn to use after abandoning some of the previous tactics, the Rolling Bat finally flew back. came back together.,There's also the one that Straight Rush Bear gave it for safekeeping before it evolved.,The empty Poké Ball that was "given by friendship" by a certain dragon......

"It's good that you're back, Rolling Bat, now you go and get my bike back, and when Oodate comes back, we'll go home." Today's banquet~! ”

Taking the Poké Ball that the Rolling Bat placed in his hand, Lan Sa looked very happy. This outing yielded a lot of fruit, a pomelo fruit tree in its blooming season, four Tuju ninjas, and the snake bear that evolved into a straight bear, and an empty Poké Ball. In an area that has just been swept by officials, so much has been gained, even a guy like Lan Sa, who has long been a passerby, is embarrassed to be insatiable......