341. Brother Chang, who is the easiest to be deceived
readx;?“ It's wet, and you dare to laugh at me for getting my panties wet in the rain, I, I'll fight with you! Brother Chang was furious, and walked towards Bai He while shaking his second brother, Bai He did not dodge, but showed excitement in his eyes, but he didn't expect the master to be this kind of knife-mouthed tofu heart, obviously hot-tempered, but in his heart he took care of the feelings of the fans very much, and had close contact with the fans!
But everything was not as Bai He expected, Brother Chang not only did not shake hands with Bai He, but raised his leg and kicked it without saying a word, fortunately Bai He dodged in time, otherwise he would be thrown into the water if he was not kicked, and said in a dissatisfied tone: "Master, what are you doing?" ”
was dodged by the white crane, coupled with the slippery road on a rainy day, Brother Chang fell a solid ass, his expression was even more angry, thinking that the white crane must be mocking himself for not being able to kick anyone, angry and angry, coupled with the cold weather, Brother Chang's lips were purple, and his eyelids rolled and fainted. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Eh, Master! What's wrong with you, master! Seeing this, Bai He hurriedly stepped forward, but because of the slippery road, he couldn't stand steadily, and just caught Brother Chang and threw him out
"Classmate, are you here to make trouble?" The boy with the mobile phone said helplessly, he could see that Bai He was not trying to make trouble, but the words he said and the actions he made looked like the troublemaker.
"How could I be a troublemaker! I'm here to see the master up close! Bai He hurriedly explained that he was going to send Brother Chang to the infirmary, but holding such a big man, and he was still a tree, he always felt uncomfortable, and looked at the boy with an embarrassed face and said, "That"
The boy turned his head and whistled, pretending not to see.
Bai He was silent, and the boy was silent, and the air was quiet like this, and in the end, Bai He couldn't stand it anymore, walked up to Brother Chang, and covered him with his clothes very carefully.
A few students passed by here, and when they saw Brother Chang lying on the ground, they pinched their fingers and dotted them around their bodies, and finally put them on top of their heads, and said reverently: "Amen." ”
Most of the people watched the excitement, but in the end, there were still a few boys who couldn't stand it anymore, and one of them carried one hand and foot and sent Brother Chang into the infirmary.
Fortunately, Brother Chang was just angry, and his body was not in serious trouble, and he woke up quickly under the care of the medical staff, looked around blankly and said, "Where am I?" ”
"Brother Chang, you're awake!" The boy hurried to Brother Chang's side, no longer had the indifference just now, and said with concern: "It's okay, it's okay now, the moment you fainted, I threw away the umbrella in my hand at that time, ran to your side at a speed of 120 miles, and took you to the infirmary with lightning speed, and I didn't have time to help a beautiful girl on the way, I'm afraid that you are in any danger!" ”
"Thank you." Brother Chang gratefully shook the boy's hand, feeling that it was worth it to be able to make this kind of friend.
Huh? What's the situation? What the boy said doesn't seem to be the same as what happened! Not to mention throwing away the umbrella, it seems that I didn't even throw my coat to the master! And there is no 120 miles running to the master's side, it is better to say that it has not moved from beginning to end! He did bump into a beautiful girl on the way, but he apologized very sincerely! also let himself wait for others to go first, he stayed there to ask for the girl's contact information!
"That" Bai He originally wanted to tell the truth of the matter, but Brother Chang and the boy actually looked at him in unison and said in unison: "Shut up!" ”
"Oh." Bai He was a little aggrieved, and he didn't say anything in his heart, but in order to learn the master's technique of not being regarded as a pervert, he still patiently did not show dissatisfaction, and said tentatively: "That master"
Speaking of this, Bai He paused, feeling that the master didn't seem to like others calling him a master very much, so he changed his words: "This brother." ”
"Don't talk to me, I don't know you." Brother Chang turned his head and ignored the white crane.
"Brother, don't be so ruthless, when you fainted, I put my clothes on you to prevent you from catching a cold, I asked someone to take you to the infirmary with them, and I picked up that pair of yellow underwear for you!" Bai He had an idea, imitated the tone of the boy's invitation to merit, and puffed up his chest and said.
Although what he said is mixed with truth and falsehood, it is more credible than the boundless lies of boys!
Sure enough, Brother Chang showed a thoughtful look, and it took a long time to get off the bed, come to Bai He, and said gratefully: "I didn't expect you to do so much for me, I really misjudged you!" Brother, I sincerely apologize to you! ”
"It's so easy to deceive!" Bai He himself was surprised, because his deception technique was so bad, his eyes had been dodging when he spoke just now, and he had no confidence, and he spoke intermittently, but the master really took it seriously!
The boy behind Brother Chang seemed to understand Bai He's surprise very much, and winked at him.
"Brother, tell me, what are you looking for me for?" Brother Chang looked at Bai He, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this person was extraordinary, and he had the appearance of doing great things, but he forgot who he was angry and unconscious.
"I want to know, brother, how did you manage to wear only panties in school and not be considered perverted." Bai He said with hope on his face, although he didn't have any exhibitionism, what he wanted to learn was not to be used as a pervert! If he really learns something, he can go on the road with his collection of girls' masks in the future!
"That's what you're talking about!" Brother Chang was relieved, he didn't expect the thing Bai He wanted to ask to be so simple, and smiled lightly: "Because I am a member of the performance art club, and seeing that it is time to submit my performance art activities once a semester, I can't think of any idea for a while, so I crawl in only underwear on a rainy day, naming it the migration of primitive humans." ”
Brother Chang was very excited when he explained his behavior, but then his mood went down again: "It's a pity that I accidentally missed the egg, and now that the rain has stopped, it seems that I will be expelled from the club for not producing my works." ”
"Brother, don't be discouraged, show your energy, and believe that you can do it! If you really can't think of it, let me join the performance art club, and I will think with you and get out of the predicament together! Bai He clenched his fists firmly, encouraging Brother Chang while also saying his purpose naturally.
Although Bai He didn't know what this performance art club did, after seeing Brother Chang, he was determined to join the club.
"Brother, I didn't expect you to be such a helpful person" Brother Chang was moved with tears on his face, without the slightest hesitation, and nodded solemnly: "Okay, since this is the case, I will make the decision for the president of the club and let you join the performance art club!" ”
In this way, Bai He deserved to join the club that needed to pass layers of assessment to join, and it was the most difficult club to join in the entire University of Electronic Science and Technology of China. (To be continued.) )