Chapter 12: The True Love of the Howling Dog
"Evil beast, capture that mutant tanuki before you can tie your hands!" Not long after the Howling Sky Dog left, the place where he just stayed was covered with one palm, if the Great Sage knew again, this was the Rulai Divine Palm Five Finger Mountain that made him fooled. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Get out of your uncle's tanuki, this is a descendant of Lao Tzu! Your uncle's old bald donkey, when my family's true monarch comes out, he will definitely conquer your 3,000 Buddha Kingdom to relieve his hatred! The roaring dog ran wildly all the way, and his mouth was not idle, not only scolding Rulai, but also replying to Li Rui's message.
Shemale: Say it quickly, if your sister doesn't say I'll go to patrol the mountains!
Li Rui is in a hurry, so I can't wait for a big coffee to send it to the door, can you not be in a hurry to take him. And the roaring dog is the first fierce general of Erlang God to sit down, and the treatment is close to the big demon of the four heavenly kings, wow, can there be less good things?
Ahem, brother, don't worry, don't worry! I just had a fight with the bald donkey of Rulai, this is not a strategic transfer and no signal!
The Roaring Sky Dog lied without a red face and a heartbeat, Li Rui was surprised at first that the Roaring Sky Dog could resist Rulai, but his later sentence completely exposed his true nature. Li Rui even doubted whether the other party really did it with Rulai, but in fact, he really did a fight, but he coughed with his mouth, not with his hands, as if the dog was fighting with his mouth.
Don't care about the details, it doesn't matter what you use to do it!
Howling Dog: Brother Shemale, pay attention to what I'm going to say next. I'm going to entrust you with the help of one of my descendants, who is a little special.
Yes, that's special! One of them was the one I sat down with the old bald donkey, a fox, so it was a little mutated.
Li Rui was dumbfounded when he saw this, and he didn't know how to answer for a while. Nima, you're such a brute! This Nima flavor is not an ordinary heavy wow, but it actually plays true love across species?
Shemale: Ahem, you're really ...... True love, I believe you are true love!
Li Rui really didn't know what to say except for saying this, and at the same time, he also began to be curious about a dog. Although the Howling Sky Dog is a divine dog, it is also a dog, wow, what would it be like to be a descendant of a fox with a cultivated foundation.
Hey, Nima labor, isn't this a bit perverted, wow. Unexpectedly, there is still a little bit of anticipation! What the hell is this Nima, how can she be so evil?
No, you must go to see a tall program like the news network at half past seven tonight to purify your heart, otherwise this will be a big mess, and the river crab is very powerful!
Howling Dog: Yes, we are true love! It's a pity that the old virgin doesn't understand wow! Oh, brother, you are really my confidant. If our family Xiaoli knows that you say this, we must be very happy, but unfortunately she was suppressed by Rulai, damn it, when my family Zhenjun comes out of the customs, he must bring a thousand grass gods to destroy the three thousand Buddha kingdoms before he can solve his hatred!
Li Rui looked at the large text sent by the roaring dog and felt a little sad, your sister! You didn't answer what you said, the ghost is your confidant, and your taste makes me disagree!
A big smudge was written on the door of his head, but thinking that Erlang God had been promoted to Yasheng, it might really be possible to help the Roaring Sky Dog get back on the field. Wait, crooked building, crooked building!
Now it's not about true love, it's not about getting back on the field, it's about ...... Yes, the mutated descendant!
Shemale: Ahem, let's talk about your commission first! There's really something going on here, brother will talk to you for three days and three nights another day!
Howling Dog: Ah, yes, yes! Brother, the bald donkey is about to catch up again, I'll send the little one to you first, remember not to let it get bloody, or it will be in trouble!
Ding dong!
A big red envelope appeared on the mobile phone screen, and Li Rui hesitated for a second and a half before clicking it.
Congratulations on getting the Roaring Dog Red Envelope, which has been deposited into the coin purse and can be accessed at any time!
Li Rui looked at it again and found that the head picture of the roaring dog had been blackened, and it was obvious that the other party was offline. Although I didn't understand what the other party said, I can't give the little guy blood, but he still quickly opened my wallet to check, only to see a pocket civet lying in the first compartment of the first layer of the wallet.
Sure enough, it's a mutant breed, but the whistling dog is a dog, and his wife is a fox for the time being. But why was it a tanuki that was born?
Forget it, it's too difficult to consider such a biological mutation problem for a liberal arts student like the author, so let's think about how this little guy will deal with it!
That's not right, Nima Roaring Sky Dog is a pit thing!
Give the descendants to Lao Tzu but don't give money for milk powder, Nima Lao Tzu will be hurt by your father and son sooner or later! Li Rui suddenly thought of a serious question, and once again almost the head of the Roaring Sky Dog was still dark.
No way, milk powder is a luxury this year. But this little guy is only swollen for two or three days at most, wow? Li Rui began to struggle, and after thinking about it, he decided to go to the small supermarket downstairs to sell some milk and try it!
Milk powder, don't tease buddy, how much money is enough to buy. The most important thing is that if you get melamine or something, the descendants of the Howling Dog will be killed or deformed, how to explain, buddy is still waiting for the Howling Dog to give a big red envelope!
Quickly went downstairs to pick up a carton of pure milk, bought another bottle, and under the attention of the cashier and several students, Li Rui fled. Nima, isn't it necessary to be so surprised to buy a baby bottle?
What's wrong with dudes being rich and willful and liking to drink milk?
Li Rui returned to the dormitory with some sadness, scalded the bottle with boiling water a few times, and then took out his mobile phone and clicked on the wallet grid after arriving at a bottle of pure milk.
Next to the palm of his hand, there was a little cat who was only laughing ten centimeters constantly, and at this time he was looking at Li Rui curiously with a pair of big watery eyes, and his cute appearance made Li Rui forget where his pain came from.
"You're a shemale?"
Li Rui opened his mouth wide and looked at the little guy with a shocked expression, and then looked at the black line in his head. Your uncle, you are a shemale, your family is a shemale!
"You're angry? You're not a shemale? “
Hold the grass! Can you not mention the word shemale, are you sent by a monkey?
"No, I'm a descendant of the Howling Dog! It was my labor and management who asked me to come to you to hide from that bald donkey, you are really a shemale?! “
Li Rui covered his head with his hands and didn't dare to look at the other party, Nima Laozi knew what he was thinking, why do you have to ask knowingly? Besides, can you not mention the shemale, the heavenly sword!
"Hello, my name is Fox, how about you?" The little civet cat stood up and stretched out a small paw, looking like a stranger meeting and saying hello, Li Rui shook his head speechlessly, reached out and shook it, and wanted to withdraw his hand, but as soon as the other party used his strength, he hit the street again!
"Oh, I'm sorry! My father didn't tell me shemales are so weak, I'm sorry you can still stand up? The little fox still looked pitiful, with big eyes and watery eyes and an innocent and cute look, but Li Rui wanted to cry.
The Howling Sky Dog definitely hates himself, otherwise he wouldn't have sent his most dissatisfied daughter to come and harm his buddies! The Roaring Dog Labor and Management Guarantee will not share the sky with you from now on, and in the future, when the labor and management are rich, they will eat the meat of your descendants every day!
"It's not good for you to be like this, my father is very kind and I will be obedient, Uncle Shemale doesn't cry and stands up and masturbates!" The little fox looked at Li Rui cutely, Li Rui spurted out a mouthful of old blood and fainted to the ground, the little fox shook his head and blew a breath, Li Rui slowly floated up like air, and then fell on his bed.
"Shemales are so weak, I really don't know what Daddy asked me to do. Hey, this is the end of the Dharma era! The little fox shook his head bitterly and sighed, then looked at the world outside the window with a shocked face, and finally jumped onto Li Rui's bed and fell asleep in his arms.