Chapter 18: Little Drill Wind: The King Asked Me to Patrol the Mountains
Li Rui was not interested in the test results at all, and the reason why he wanted to participate was also for credits. After the www.biquge.info exam, Li Rui walked to the dormitory in a leisurely manner, although there was still more than an hour of class, but he didn't want to go.
Ding dong!
WeChat rang, Li Rui stood in the shade of the tree and took out his mobile phone. The king asked me to patrol the mountain @ myself, and Li Rui looked back at a question mark.
The king called me to patrol the mountain: Brother ladyboy, is there anything interesting?
Shemale: You're bored?
The king asked me to patrol the mountains: yes, I have been patrolling the mountains for almost a hundred years, and I can finish that section of the road with my eyes closed every day, and I am going crazy!
Xiao Zhuanfeng recovered very sadly, he was a little demon, if it weren't for the fact that he had a little relationship with the lion spirit sitting down with Manjushri Bodhisattva, he was pulled into the group to be happy, and he probably couldn't help but run away a long time ago.
Strange Immortals: Chat with friends on private matters, don't be a water group!
Li Rui was originally very sympathetic to the other party's experience, but he suddenly felt a little bad when he was so troubled by the monster Daxian, so he took the initiative to add the other party as a friend.
Little Diamond Wind: Shemale brother, don't blame the monster fairy, he is also very boring, in fact, most of the demon fairies in the group are boring. Especially those of us who live at the bottom, we have to work at a fixed point every day, and we are busy, boring and boring day after day......
Li Rui smiled, aren't little demons the same as ordinary people? Every day, I repeat a series of activities such as going to work, eating and getting off work, going home, sleeping, and crowding the bus. It's like a donkey pulling a mill, always circling around the circle of the millstone, and when you want to jump out, you will be puzzled or even blocked by many people.
However, there are a lot of entertainment projects now, and I am much happier than the little demon, at least there are many entertainment programs that can relieve you from all kinds of boredom.
Shemale: Hey, don't say it, I understand! Well, I'll help you with some entertainment.
Little Diamond Wind: Thank you so much, brother, I know that the Howling Sky Dog sent my son to you, and I don't have any good things, I have two pieces of tiger spirit leg bones to send you in a while, and it's not bad to satisfy the little guy's cravings.
Li Rui looked at it, hey, buddy is a good person and brings benefits! Although the tiger spirit is also a little demon, it is also a demon, and it will be good to get a tiger bone soup or something when the time comes.
Shemale: You're welcome, wait!
Li Rui closed the WeChat exam to consider what entertainment items are more suitable, Xiao Drill, mahjong, the landlord must not be enough. The self-entertaining project Tetris or something, with the IQ of the little drill wind, must also be a little anxious.
After thinking about it, singing is more suitable for Xiao Diamond Wind to play alone, so the song "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain" by Ah Liang, which is liked by many dads, is more suitable for Xiao Diamond Wind.
Well, it's such a happy decision!
Shemale: Little Diamond Wind, can you sing?
Little Diamond Wind: Yes, it must be! But I'm all singing nonsense, there are no good songs, can you compose? (Second, it's clear that this guy is really boring!) )
Shemale: Okay, do you have a musical instrument then?
Little Diamond Wind: Musical instruments? What's that, does it sound good?
Shemale: ......
You don't know musical instruments? Your uncle, you are also a demon? Don't you know that there is at least a jade pipa among the four generals of the demon family, haven't you heard of the god list, haven't you seen the Great Sage havoc in the Heavenly Palace?
Little Diamond Wind: Oh, I remember! Isn't it just a drum or a lute?
Shemale: yes, that's the instrument! Do you have one?
Little Diamond Wind: No, but I can make it myself! Don't worry, don't dare to say anything else, I'm still good at getting something.
Shemale: ...... Okay, tell me when you're ready, I'll send you a song and you'll be happy and happy, have it beforehand!
Li Rui felt that this Nima didn't talk anymore, you said that you are a little goblin will be a bit shocking about anything, wow, why can't you go to heaven if you hang you like this?
Little Diamond Wind: Huh? Oh well! Brother, as soon as possible, I can do it in an hour at most!
Li Rui: ......
Do you want to don't play like this, the giant wheel will turn over! It's boring, okay, can you still have a good chat?
Little Diamond Wind: Brother, don't worry, it won't take too long, you hurry up and prepare! I can't wait, no, I'm going to go to the cat girl to learn how to use the instrument. I'm flashing!
Shemale: ......
Your uncle, Li Rui held his mobile phone depressedly and asked Cangtian speechlessly. Sure enough, the world of immortals is not something that Xiao **si can understand, it was supposed to be good to pretend to fly together, but you are all finished!
Li Rui returned to the dormitory to find a relatively legitimate video download, and then found Xiao Zhuanfeng's WeChat and forwarded it, and soon received a big red envelope.
Li Rui immediately received the red envelope, the bones of the tiger essence are the exclusive secret recipe for strengthening the body and bones! Different recipes and the same taste, it's worth having!
"Boss, I seem to have asked about the taste of bones! Barking! Li Rui was fantasizing about the next little fox with bone broth or something, and the little treasure hunting mouse also looked at Li Rui expectantly.
"Me, you're really a dog! I didn't even take it out and you smelled it, so I'll make you soup and drink it at night! By the way, how is the Treasure Hunt Rat doing now? Li Rui rolled his eyes and picked up the little fox, gently stroked the soft fur on his body, and it must be very comfortable to make a scarf or something.
The little fox shuddered and said with a dissatisfied face: "Hey, people are spirit beasts!" Is there such a luxury as you? The treasure hunt rat is still in the beast stage, and if you want to test it, you have to upgrade two levels, at least you can get the monster. However, if you give him some bone broth every day, it should be soon. ”
Li Rui was stunned for a moment and then smiled, the treasure hunt mouse can join the team, and the money is absolutely immeasurable. When the time comes, making money or something is not just a matter of treasure hunting rats moving their noses, and I am a little excited to think about it.
Ding dong!
Li Rui picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, and it turned out that Xiao Zhuanfeng sent a video. Li Rui didn't want to open it, and then he was dumbfounded, what the hell is this Nima?
The first thing that appeared in the picture was a green mountain and green water, and the smoke was beautiful, and suddenly a drum sounded, and the picture pulled closer to a little monster with golden hair on the top and a big nose and pointed ears.
Immediately afterwards, a graceful figure appeared, although it was only a back, but Li Rui dared to guarantee that this back was enough to destroy an artificial beauty. The bumpy back and black hair made him a little distracted, and then there was a dense drum beat......
Li Rui can guarantee that this picture is definitely much more punctual and more comedic than the one played by Ah Liang's father and daughter, especially the clown-like little diamond style is similar to the seven points in Journey to the West, the point is that the soundtrack is really great, the drum beat is full of energy, the melodiousness of the guzheng, and the sharpness of the gong are gathered together without a trace of disobedience, and they converge into a happy and naughty movement.
The picture returns to Xiao Zhuanfeng again, only to see him blinking his eyes and looking at the middle of the gloomy mouth and singing: The sun winks at me, and the birds sing to me (a small bird flies overhead, and the birdsong is melodious like a song)......
At the end of the song, Li Rui had a feeling of being fascinated, looking at the mobile phone blankly, the little fox and the treasure hunting mouse also crawled on his shoulders and looked stupidly, the picture and sound quality were fantastic, compared to A Liang's fatherly artistic conception of the little diamond style version, there is a lot more mystery and joy, each has its own merits, but it is as wonderful as ever.
Little Diamond Wind: Brother, how is it, buddy's voice is still good, right? I promise not to insult you this song, I like it very much, catch the old monk and send you two another day!
Shemale: .....