022. Your chrysanthemums are so cheap
After returning to the community, Lan Sa first took a detour to Chen Yuxing's house. www.biquge.info He didn't know that Chen Yuxing was at home, and he thought that Chen Yuxing, like him in his previous life, was now playing in a KTV where he didn't have to worry about eating and drinking.
Therefore, the reason why Lan Sa made a detour was not to find Chen Yuxing at all. The reason why I wanted to take a detour to Chen Yuxing's house this time was just to get some dirt. As mentioned earlier, Chen Yuxing's home is a two-story building that has been converted into a bungalow. On the roof of the building, there is a small vegetable garden opened up by Chen Yuxing's parents. Lan Sa now wants to cultivate the Resurrection Grass, and naturally there is no way to get a suitable cultivation soil recipe for a while. However, as long as there is moist soil, at least it can continue to maintain the vitality of the resurrection grass seedling in Lan Sa's hand. If you keep holding it like this, it won't be long before the Resurrection Grass seedlings lose the possibility of transplanting.
A living resurrection grass is precious, even if it is still a seedling. Therefore, before going home, Lan Sa must carry out emergency treatment of the seedling in his hand. As for Chen Yuxing, there is no one at home, how can he get that dirt? Come on! Could it be that Lan Sa won't let the snake bear go up and get a little bit of it? In the world after the great changes in the world, it is definitely very convenient to have a few elves around! And Lan Sa's serpentine bear can use [rock climbing] to climb directly from the wall to the top of the building, and there is no need to enter through the gate seriously!
"The speed of sound... Leg? ”
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"Back... Spiral palms? ”
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"Triple hit?"
However, when Lan Sa came to the outside of Chen Yuxing's house, the scene in front of him almost didn't scorch him. What did he see? He actually saw Chen Yuxing with a monkey monster, and he was in a confrontation with a small fist stone. It's just that Lan Sa is puzzled that Nima Chen Yuxing's attention is not on the opponent's little fist stone at all, but on reciting the name of the skill over there! And most importantly, these skill names are simply non-existent......
And Chen Yuxing's monkey monster has also shown a state of drowsiness. Even the small fist stone on the opposite side actually played directly over there......
This situation doesn't look like a battle no matter how you look at it! This is simply the rhythm of the scumbag preparing for the exam who is temporarily cramming and reciting words! What's more, it's still the kind of very creative recitation, and there is always a subtle difference between what you memorize and what is really right.
But now that Lan Sa thinks about it, Chen Yuxing did have a rumbling rock in his previous life, could it be this little fist stone? Merely... Chen Yuxing has already recovered the small fist stone so early? Isn't he supposed to be playing in a KTV in the center of Oil City at this time? Didn't he go out the night before the world changed?
"It's a kick, a kick!"
Listening to the plausible ones that popped out of Chen Yuxing's mouth, he didn't know what the ghost's skill name was, and Lan Sa was also drunk. Listen to no way, don't sell personal favors or anything at this time, when will it be?!
"Huh...? Kick down? ”
Chen Yuxing, who was still immersed in the cause of creating new skill names and couldn't extricate himself, suddenly heard someone talking on the side, and he was still ignorant, and he felt very puzzled, so he asked rhetorically.
It's just that this is a question sentence for Chen Yuxing, but for the monkey monster classmates who have listened to the unreliable instructions from their master for most of the morning, they have been holding back for so long, and now they finally have an instruction that they can understand and can do. What I didn't say, just do it!
I saw that the monkey monster that had already begun to be drowsy had a sharp look in his eyes, and his lean hind limbs kicked to the ground, and his whole body turned into a wind, and in the blink of an eye, he rushed to the edge of the small fist stone that was still playing by himself. With a hazy blood-colored glimmer wrapped around his right leg, he stumbled towards the chassis of the little fist stone, and his two front paws burst out one by one, pushing the side of the little fist stone. A series of actions is smooth, and I think the monkey monster has rehearsed it many times in his heart. If it weren't for that, how could it have found the center of gravity of the little fist stone at the time of the first attack? You must know that an elf with round and wooden legs like Little Fist Stone, the center of gravity is not easy to find.
"Bang!"
No matter what kind of rehearsal the monkey monster did, the effect of this blow was very good anyway. Swept and stumbled by the monkey monster, the small fist stone that had not yet reacted immediately flew out sideways, and finally smashed on the wall of the bungalow next door. Looking at the crack on it, Lan Sa also had a pain in the egg. Fortunately, the family had moved out of this community a few years ago, and now this bungalow is in the name of Lan Sa, to be precise, Lan Sa's mother, who went on a business trip to the provincial capital of Guangdong Province. If you hit your neighbor on the other side, you're in trouble. Because the neighbor on the other side of Chen Yuxing's house is Liu Ying, who appeared above. Well, it's the girl with a duck-billed dragon but was beaten by a unicorn worm.
"Huh? When did you come here? ”
The movement of the small fist stone being smashed by the monkey monster on the wall next door finally brought Chen Yuxing, who was almost in a magic barrier, back to his senses, and soon, he noticed Lan Sa standing on the side.
"Rather than this matter, let's talk about compensation first."
Lan Sa ignored Chen Yuxing's slightly ignorant words, and he motioned for Chen Yuxing to look at the direction of the bungalow under his name. Maybe it's because I've been depressed for too long, or maybe it's because of the violent genes of the monkey monster, an elf. After knocking down the small fist stone in one move, Chen Yuxing's monkey monster did not stop there. Instead, he took advantage of the victory to pursue, pounced directly in front of Xiao Fist Stone, and continued to punch and kick it.
Those fist attacks are okay, but those attacks that use their legs are wrapped in a trace of blood-colored light every time. Don't look at it, every kick, Chen Yuxing's monkey monster uses the [Down Kick] skill. Although the main power of the [Kick] skill comes from the moment the enemy is tripped up, even now, the combat skill is still effective against the rock spirits.
However, these are not the most important things, the important thing is that with the attack of the monkey monster, the bungalow belonging to the Lan Sa family has begun to appear more and more seriously damaged. If we don't stop it, it's only a matter of time before it collapses.
"Wow! Monkey monsters, stop! Stop! ”
Shocked by the scene over there, Chen Yuxing was shocked. No way, if that bungalow is really destroyed, maybe Lan Sa won't really ask him for compensation, but his parents will definitely compensate afterwards, and they will beat him up for it!
However, the monkey monsters that play high are not so easy to control. Even as a trainer of monkey monsters, and with the special factor of the initial elf, the monkey monster is never an easy elf to control. Not to mention, this monkey monster first held back at home for nearly four days, and finally his trainer had the intention of fighting, but he muttered nonsense for half a morning. For the current monkey monsters, there is nothing more important than quickly venting the pressure that has accumulated in the past few days.
"Alas... Stupid! Wouldn't it be nice if the Poké Ball was recovered......"
Lan Sa held his forehead with his hand on the side, he really couldn't imagine that this Fa Xiao, who had sat on the throne of the second master among the billions of people in the Great Heavenly Dynasty, would have such a black history. It would be nice if there was a DV machine that could be used now, and if this paragraph was recorded, after Chen Yuxing became the second master of the Celestial Empire in the future, this video might be able to sell for a sky-high price! Even the title Lan Sa has been thought of, and it is called "The Rookie Era of the Second Child......
But it's a pity that because of the great changes in the world, Lan Sa has no usable video equipment at all.
"That's... Brother Gun, hehe... That compensation ......"
After recovering the monkey monster, Chen Yuxing came to Lan Sa's side with a shy face. Because the leg that was injured by the small fist stone before is not healed, the limping walking posture is really sad.
"Oh? Indemnify? Well, I want to think about it...... Or you ...... yourself."
"Wait! Brother Gun! We don't make an appointment! I would never hand over my chrysanthemum! ”
I don't know if it's because the otaku's thinking is more strange, Lan Sa was originally just going to let Chen Yuxing let him take a good look at the elves he subdued in the future, and then make an excuse for the correction of those materials. Who knew that his words had just begun, and they had already been misinterpreted by Chen Yuxing.
"Huh? Chrysanthemum? This is a good suggestion, come on, go home with my brother, my brother will love you well! ”
Lan Sa didn't expect Chen Yuxing to think about these non-existent things at such a time, but since Chen Yuxing brought it up, if he didn't take advantage of the situation, how could he be worthy of his identity as a good friend? Therefore, Lan Sa also followed Chen Yuxing's thinking.
"This won't work! How can it! Unless you take a bowl... Wrong! Two bowls of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles in exchange, otherwise I will never give you my chrysanthemums! ”
Well, in the face of such a guy, what else can Lan Sa say? So he didn't say anything, directly restrained Chen Yuxing, who was unable to move, and then touched Chen Yuxing's pants with his hand......
Don't think crookedly, Lan Sa just took out the monkey monster's Poke Ball from Chen Yuxing's trouser pocket, and then released the monkey monster. Then, he motioned to the monkey monster to hug Chen Yuxing and follow him home. After all, Lan Sa's family lives on the fifth floor, and with Chen Yuxing's current state, the guy who has problems even walking on flat ground still wants to climb the stairs?
After figuring out what Lan Sa meant, the monkey monster ignored Chen Yuxing's objections, and directly took the posture of a princess hugging and hugged Chen Yuxing. There is no way, although the monkey monster can pick up Chen Yuxing, but due to his own height, he can only adopt this posture if he wants Chen Yuxing not to be injured.
"Laotan sauerkraut noodles! Two bowls! ”
"Tsk... Your chrysanthemums are so cheap. ”
"Hey, hey, hey! Brother Gun... Brother Gun, I'm joking! Jokes! ”
"Oh? So let's talk about the amount of compensation? ”
"Shhhh So how much is a broken bungalow worth? ”
"Hmm... yes, at least it's worth more than your chrysanthemum. After all, your chrysanthemums are only worth two bowls of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles......"
The conversation between the two along the way makes the already bizarre situation even more bizarre......