CHAPTER XXXIII

Hello everyone, my name is Wakaba, and I used to be a lovely and charming new century socialist middle school second best year, but God is jealous of talent. www.biquge.info I was unfortunate enough to cross over under the prank of fate and lodged on a cute ten-year-old Lori. It's been five years.

In the past five years, I have been committed to peaceful development, seeking common ground while reserving differences, finding the legendary protagonist and opening the road to prosperity and self-improvement of my big Wakaba.

However, God did not fulfill people's wishes, and the protagonist (suspected) Long Aotian was found, however, the one standing in front of me was a pig's head.

Now that I think about it, my trip to the Kunlun faction is really inexplicable.

Among them, the biggest suspicion is that the Nine Heavens Venerable, who has a hole in his brain, has never asked me where I came from! Also, who is the Ai Ling who killed Hu Xiaobao and kidnapped me?

After joining the Kunlun faction that night, the head of Jiutian had a conversation with me once, but when I mentioned [Hongchen Drunken Wine Workshop], Jiutian's face was like the bottom of a pot; Later, when it came to [Ai Ling's strange beautiful big sister took me as an apprentice], Jiutian didn't say a word, and then ......

I haven't been seen once in nine days......

Maybe it's disappointed in me! However, I can't think of any reason why he was disappointed in me. In the end, it can only be blamed for unknown reasons!

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I don't know when, there is an extra [Gentleman on the Beam] on my roof, the reason why I don't know when, is because since I came to this world, I should say that after cultivating immortals, my concept of time has become thinner and thinner, it used to be measured in hours, then in days, and then in the number of times I woke up after cultivating.

This gentleman on the beam is ridiculous to say, standing on my roof so clearly that I thought he was going to do something to me at first, and I was nervous for many days, and I was afraid of being forced [beep]. But then I found out that I was overthinking! He seemed to have only come to spy on me, and as for why he was standing on the roof, it was only because he thought I couldn't see him, and then I boldly looked in the direction of him when I went out during the day, but there was nothing!

Is it a spell of invisibility?

I thought so, but even though I couldn't see him, I could still sense him with my aura. To be honest, I'm still quite grateful to him, because I have been in the Kunlun faction for two years, and there have been many unearthly [gentlemen] who came to the door, and he politely refused them one by one!

Later, these gentlemen changed their methods: writing love letters!

And as a new century with the obsessive-compulsive disorder of "can't ignore anyone" in my heart, I responded very politely one by one.

Then one day, I found that one of my reply cranes had flown to the roof. I found it very interesting, and the next time I replied, I deliberately released them one by one, and then I knew the name of [Liang Shang Junzi]: Li Fenghao! Black tea his big brother!

It turns out that the old man of Nine Heavens is not ignoring me, but my every move is in his eyes!

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The topic is far away......

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Now the mountain where I am located is called Pig's Head Mountain, there is a small temple on the mountain that covers a large area called Pig's Head Temple, and there is a senior brother in the temple whose surname is Zhu Mingtou, whose name is Pig's Head, well...... People are as their name suggests!

Judging from the words of this pig's head, it is obvious that my cheap master threw away my cheap apprentice, so now, I am fighting against the big bricks like bridge piers and the [Pig's Head Temple] that has not yet taken shape!

At the same time, I also discovered one thing, there is a second force in this world!

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"Senior sister, you have so much strength! What a jealous old pig! ”

"It's all said, don't call me junior sister, call me Wakaba!" (You're going to give me the impression that I'm a sand monk!) ）

"Oh, okay, junior sister, why do you have so much strength?"

"Well, you do it for two years...... (Immortal, when you reach the foundation, your strength will naturally reach a thousand catties)" I opened my mouth, but the words that came to my mouth could not be said anyway, a strange aura rippled in my throat, without the slightest discomfort, but it eliminated the topic of I am an immortal cultivator!

It seems that Kenshin's cheap master did a good thing? But why did he do it?

Thinking of this, I suddenly thought of this pig's head's yearning for the [Immortal Master] at that time...... Well, it's fine not to tell him!

The pig head saw that I wanted to speak and stopped, but I couldn't bear to hit him, and smiled happily: "Hehe, my senior sister is talented, and I have only been practicing hard for two years, but I don't want to be overtaken by you, junior sister!" ”

"Hard training?" Strange words caught my attention very easily, "What are you practicing?" ”

Could it be that this pig's head is also cultivating immortals? Well...... This vivid pig's head may be a pig spirit!

"Huh?! Of course, it's an internal force! ”

"Internal forces?" I was stunned and speechless.

Well, there is an internal force jumping out of the Xianxia novel, it's okay, it's all within the acceptable range!

"Hmmm! Oh, by the way......" The pig's head patted his head, and quickly took out a small yellow book wrapped in oiled paper from his arms...... What a fart!

What do you want to do when you talk about a black, yellow, black and yellow brick close-fitting collection, and wrap it in oiled paper? Surprise shooting?

I saw that my senior brother happily handed me the bricks.

"Here, junior sister, take it and learn it!"

I took the brick with embarrassment, looked at the pig's head brother, and then looked at the brick that started to warm (the body temperature of the pig's head).

On the bricks, the book is in square italics: [Tiangang Thirty-six Changes].

What a tall brick!

"Learn this?" I smiled weirdly and flipped the bricks in my hand.

"Well, junior sister, don't underestimate it, it's a pity that I just learned the second change after two years of study! You see, isn't this already effortless to hold on to the wall tiles (piers)? ”

"Oh!" It dawned on me that it was no wonder that you had cultivated to this form.

I smiled and beckoned to the pig's head, my face shining with spring.

"Come, Second Senior Brother!"

"What? Also, am I not a big brother? Why do you call me Second Senior Brother! The pig-head said suspiciously, but still ran to Wakaba's side.

"What?!" I glanced at this [cute] pig-headed senior brother gently, grinned, and closed my pink little mouth one by one, "Of course, it is to help you learn the third change of the thirty-six changes of Tiangang~!" ”

"Huh?!" The pig head was stunned for a moment, and then he was overjoyed, and said in surprise: "Senior sister, you know how to break through the third change so quickly?" ”

"yes!"

"Tell me about it!"

"Well, you can only feel it with your body, but you can't say it!"

The pig's face turned red, and he said arrogantly: "It's okay, although the senior sister is a professor!" ”

"Good!" I simply agreed neatly, and a brick covered the face of the pig-headed senior brother!

Meow, it's really your sister I haven't watched "Journey to the West", isn't it, a brick carved with a [Tiangang Thirty-six Changes] and I want to use it to dance the gods, why don't you carve a [Dinghai God Needle] pinch, throw it into the pond outside the house and wait for the monkey to pick it up, wouldn't it be better?!

Meow Retarded!

…… To be continued......