Everyone was stunned, and the other way around, this guy really said the word "talk show"! Sure enough, none of the comedians spoke reliably. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Huh!"

Everyone "booed" him for a while.

Meini looked at Li Fan with a blank eye, "Teacher Li, you are so perfunctory, the audience is not happy!" After that, he fanned the flames to the audience and said, "Are you right?" ”

"Yes!"

"Seriously!"

……

Minnie then asked loudly: "What if Mr. Li doesn't give us a good talk show?" ”

"Don't let him step down!"

"Yes, don't let him step down!"

Minnie, "Teacher Li can't see your enthusiasm!" Everyone shouted together, 'Teacher Li, say one!' ’”

"Teacher Li, say one!"

"Teacher Li, say one!"

"Teacher Li, say one!"

……

The judges were also coaxing, "Mr. Li, say one!" ”

Li Fan is stupid, do you really think I don't need to prepare a manuscript? Can you just stand here and talk about it?

But the scene was full of enthusiasm, there was no way, it had to be performed.

Li Fan pressed his hand and motioned for everyone to be quiet, "Okay, I'm really afraid of you, I'll go down and prepare!" ”

After Li Fan finished speaking, he rushed off the stage and rushed straight to the bathroom, holding back for about 20 minutes, and he couldn't hold it back.

On the way back, he thought about it repeatedly and said something. This occasion is more joyful, as long as it makes everyone happy, there is no need to say some jokes that reflect social phenomena.

Pregnant!

Li Fan came up with an idea, ran to the props group to find a toy dog, took a rope, and dragged it to the stage.

Everyone's attention brushed over at once, and they didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.

Li Fan pretended to be stupid and shouted, "Hello everyone, I saw you today...... I see you ...... I felt like I was on the ground. After that, he lowered his head and said to the prop dog, "Just send it here, second brother!" Second brother, go back, second brother! At this time, he suddenly glared and kicked the prop dog away, "you!" ”

The audience was amused by Li Fan's silly performance.

Li Fan is still "dumbfounded", talking nonsense from east to west, "Thank you all for coming to my talk show, thank you to all the audience, thank you all, thank you, because you are very busy, you have to work every day, go to work, you insist on your own, have your own, and are fighting!" Who of you ...... Who's in your hands...... Who doesn't have a little work in their hands! ”

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

……

Li Fan continued to talk nonsense, pretending to be crazy and stupid and shouting, "You all have to look at me, you all have to look at me, it's my honor!" Because there are a lot of comedians, comedians... How many comedy actors are there? Who did you choose to watch? Li Fan suddenly waved his hand excitedly, "You chose to look at me!" You ...... today. You have chosen to look at me...... You, you, you're so bold! ”

Zhou Chuan clapped his hands happily and laughed out loud.

Li Lina was also laughed at by this inexplicable turn, and her delicate body trembled with joy!

In the audience, everyone laughed back and forth.

Where is the laugh point of comedy, it is always in the sudden turn!

Li Fan continued, "But you see it right, I'm the best comedian! A lot of people ask me 'where are you doing', this me, this me, this me, I don't know the specifics yet!! ”

……

"When you first come in, you can feel the atmosphere here, whether it's the aura, the environment, up or all of it, uh...... That one...... In general, I think this place in general, I think here, I think this place ......" Li Fan suddenly nodded seriously with his hands behind his back, and pulled a long note indicating "yes", "Hmm-"

The audience heard a long "um" after this stumble, and they were all about to laugh and cry.

The applause rang out.

Li Fan put his hands behind his back and said, "Ah! That's good! It's star-studded, it's brightly lit, and our line-up of reviewers here is overwhelming, talented, and unprecedented! Our Guests...... Our guest ......", Li Fan clenched his fists, as if to praise, "Our guest, the last!! ”

A few guests couldn't cry or laugh, but they still couldn't hold back their laughter!

Another round of applause rang out! More intensely! More joyful!

"Let's introduce myself, my name is Li Fan, my original name is Li Yuanfan, Li Lina's 'Li', Wu Yuan's 'Yuan', Lu Man's 'Fan'!"

"Poof!"

"It's so funny!"

"I'm going to have to watch his previous show!"

"This guy pretends to be crazy and stupid, it's all a show!"

……

Li Fan continued, "It's funny to hear my name, right? In fact, your name may not be as good as mine, because your name is given by your parents, or your parents find someone else to give you a name, but my name is not," Li Fan straightened his chest and looked proud, "My name, that, my name, is exchanged for points!" ”

"Hahaha......"

Li Lina smiled and wiped her tears.

Zhou Chuan and Wu Yuan were also happy with wrinkles on their faces.

Lu Man's face turned red......

On the super fan seat, the entrepreneurs couldn't stand the shelf, and they were happier than the other!

Li Fan continued, "Next, I'm going to start my talk show, and I'm going to sprinkle my sweat on this stage!" As long as you are happy, as long as you like, my show will be extended indefinitely! I'm going to play until midnight! Director, lock the door! Li Fan shouted to the director of the scene, "Don't let the audience run!" ”

The scene laughed, and I had forgotten that this was originally a parody show.

"Director, go and put a dog at the door for me," Li Fan pointed to the audience excitedly, "Whoever wants to drive him away, let the dog bite him!" ”

"Director, director! Are there any dogs? No Dog ...... No dogs, you go!! ”

The directors on the scene were all happy, and the big men with thick faces and hairy beards wiped their tears there.

Another round of warm applause rang out at the scene.

"Lock the door for me! If I don't go down today, no one will want to leave! But, but before I start my talk show, I'm still a little hard at looking at your vibes! Next, I want to use my ability to make the atmosphere of all the audience ...... I'm going to take all of you...... All of you...... Do you have any confidence in it? ”

Everyone responded in unison:

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

"There must be!"

……

"I'm not sure!" Li Fan shook his head stupidly, "Why am I not sure, because each of you doesn't understand me, do you know me?" In fact, my real identity is not a talk comedian, in fact...... In fact...... Actually, I'm a mute! I'm forced to speak by you now, there's no way to do it, otherwise I won't be able to get off the stage! ”

……

"My talk show is different from other people's comedy shows! I don't need too much applause from you, too much laughter, I need to be with you, I need to have with you, that," Li Fan pointed to his head, "yes, I have something to do with you." ”

"We need to have a soul interweaving with you, a collision of hearts, a collision of our hearts, look, look, uh...... Look at who's hurting!! ”

……

"Okay, I'm going to start performing my talk show next, I want to ask my friends on the scene, are you looking forward to my talk show?"

The scene cheered.

"Looking forward to it!"

"Looking forward to it!"

……

"Wow! Seeing your high spirits, I don't want to lie to you! That's the end of my show!! ”

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

"Tinima's funny!"

……

The audience stood up and gave Li Fan an extremely warm applause.

In this simulated world, because comedy is too textbook, there is no such a lively work, so once Li Fan performs, he ignites the happy emotions on the scene.

In addition, Li Fan's performance works are very popular works in the theater in his own world, and this form of performance is called "Fighting the Blind". The performance seems simple, who wouldn't pretend to be stupid, but in fact, this kind of show is extremely difficult, the heat is controlled, and the rhythm control is very difficult to grasp.

You look like you're not next to each other, and you're stupid and stupid, but it's all carefully designed, when to say which sentence, which sentence should be fast, and where you need to extend the tone, there are strict requirements.

After Li Fan's performance, his shirt was wet, but fortunately he survived.

He bowed to the audience and stepped aside.

Someone in the audience suddenly shouted, "One more!" ”

"Yes, another one!"

"I haven't seen enough!"

……

Li Fan is about to cry, dare you really not let me step down?