Chapter 17: I want to slap my face
"Anna. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ info" Zheng Qing breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately Anna came in time, otherwise he would have been made to come down by this.
Could it really be possible to shoot her?
Having said that, it was the first time he had met such a strong woman.
It's so tough, I'm not afraid of being held at gunpoint. If you don't be ruthless, you really can't clean her up.
"Anna, don't get me wrong, she pointed a gun at me, I just snatched it in self-defense." Zheng Qing defended himself.
In the United States, breaking into someone's home with a weapon is quite a serious incident.
"I see, Zheng, please give me the gun." Anna reached for the gun.
"Okay." Zheng Qing turned the head of the gun and handed over the double~barrel hunting~ gun in his hand.
"Mine." The chick suddenly pounced and wanted to take the gun away by surprise.
But when it comes to what is in Zheng Qing's hands, how can it be easily taken away? What's more, he was still on guard, and the body of the gun shook, and he smashed it lightly on the buttocks of the Tough Girl, and smashed the Tough Girl to the side.
The figure of the humble, this part is so convenient to knock.
This time the knock was not light, and the girl covered her back in pain and glared at Zheng Qing, "You are looking for death!" β
"Hey! Zheng, don't do this. Anna looked like she wanted to laugh, walked over with a difficult face, and directly took away the double~barrel hunting~ gun in Zheng Qing's hand.
"My gun, you can't take it, give it back to me." The chick was very tough and wanted to snatch the gun from Anna's hand.
"Huh!" Anna raised her hand, pointed her double~barrel hunting~ gun at the girl, and said coldly: "Emily, you know what the consequences are of snatching a gun from the police." β
The humber suddenly stopped, and she was not afraid to snatch the gun from Zheng Qing's hand, after all, she knew that Zheng Qing would not shoot. But snatching a gun from Anna's hand, as the sheriff of the town, is simply looking for death.
She dared to grab the gun, and Anna deserved to shoot her.
And from Anna's attitude towards Emily, Zheng Qing felt that there must be content between these two women.
Looking at Emily, who stood still and didn't dare to move, a smile appeared on Zheng Qing's face, it turned out that this tough girl was still afraid of death after all.
Anne pleaded, "Anna, please, don't do this. β
"Don't worry, Annie, as long as she doesn't snatch the gun from my hand, I won't shoot her." Anna smiled at Anne and put away the double~barrel hunting~ gun.
"Damn, don't smile at my wife." Emily suddenly screamed in anger.
Zheng Qing suddenly didn't know what to say, this woman was really a little too jealous. Anna just smiled at Anne, and she thought that the other party was interesting to her.
No wonder this woman comes back to check on her wife all day long, such a strong jealousy, it's strange if she doesn't come back to check.
"That's enough, Emily, that's all for today, there's no need to keep making trouble." Anna yelled at Emily.
"Forget it? He was the one who broke into my house and harassed my wife, and you think I would let him go? "Emily doesn't give up.
"Nonsense, it was Anne who asked me for help and asked me for advice on making dumplings." Zheng Qing defended.
"My dear, I invited Zheng to our house, and there are dumpling fillings, dumpling noodles, and a few dumpling skins that he taught me to make." Anne said too.
Emily glared at Anne viciously.
Anne hurriedly bowed her head.
Emily stretched out her hand and pointed at Zheng Qing, "But, he pointed a gun at me just now, in my house, with a gun at me." β
Zheng Qing was furious, this woman was determined to frame herself.
"That's your own gun."
"Zheng, don't be impulsive." Anna stopped Zheng Qing, took out a mobile phone, and said to Emily with a smile: "It just so happened that when I arrived just now, I witnessed the whole process, and I was worried that someone would quibble afterwards, so I deliberately recorded it with my mobile phone." β
"Emily, do you want to take a look?"
I turned on my phone, and it was playing the scene just now. Emily took the gun, rushed out of the house, and pointed the gun at Zheng Qing, until Zheng Qing took the gun away.
"Humph!" Emily said hatefully, "Even if you record it, what can you do?" If he breaks into my house without my permission, I have the right to point a gun at him. β
"Haha! Anne said it herself just now, she invited Zheng to your house. As the mistress of the family, Anne enjoys the same power as you. β
Anna retorted unceremoniously.
Emily tried to tell the difference, and opened her mouth, but she didn't say it after all.
Even she categorically didn't dare to say that in this family, only she can make the decisions, and Anne can't be the masters.
In the United States, the power of husband and wife is reciprocal.
However, soon, she said, "I said that it was invited by Anne, what evidence do you have?" β
Anne wanted to speak, Emily knew in advance what she was going to do, glared at Anne fiercely, Anne lowered her head, and did not dare to say anything.
Anna looked at Zheng Qing, she didn't record this paragraph. If Emily is quibbling, it's really hard to deal with.
"Huh!" Zheng Qing suddenly laughed, "Fortunately, I kept a little more heart." β
I took out my phone and turned on the recording, and what Anne said just now came out of my phone, "My dear, I invited Zheng to our house, and there are dumpling fillings, dumpling noodles, and a few dumpling wrappers that he taught me to make." β
In fact, worried that Lao Mei's own people are biased towards his own people, since Anna appeared, he has turned on his mobile phone to record.
Emily sneered, "Recordings don't stand as evidence. β
"Recordings are not used as evidence, but they can be used as references. Emily, with this recording, it is impossible for you to sue Zheng for breaking into your home without permission. Anna retorted unceremoniously.
"Humph!" Emily snorted and yelled, "Get out! Get lost! Get out of my house, you're not welcome here. β
"If it weren't for you, I would never have come to your house." Anna snorted coldly, "Zheng, let's go." β
Zheng Qing went out with Anna, and Emily no longer asked for her shotgun, but just beckoned Anne to go back and slammed the door on.
Zheng Qing looked back a little worriedly, worried that Emily would abuse Anne, if that was really the case, he would never mind killing this woman, even if it was an assassination.
Anna seemed to guess his thoughts, and comforted: "Don't worry, Zheng, Emily is very good to Anne, at most she will say a few words to her, and she is absolutely reluctant to do anything to Anne." β
Although he didn't know how Anna knew this, he could still feel that Anna was telling the truth, and Zheng Qing breathed a sigh of relief.
"Okay, Zheng, don't go back to this shrew's house in the future." Anna's car stopped not far from the side of the road, opened the rear compartment and put the shotgun in, and instructed Zheng Qing.
Zheng Qing nodded, "You also know that she is a shrew?" β
"Who in the town doesn't know?" Anna smiled and replied, "Last year, when they first moved in, I didn't know that when Anne was invited into her house, I had a conflict with this shrew. Luckily, I didn't suffer, and she didn't take advantage of it. β
Emily is tough, and Anna is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Zheng Qing was very curious about what kind of picture the two biao girls would look like when they collided together.
"Anne...... It seems like...... Not like a LES? Zheng Qing said his speculation, "Why did you marry Emily?" β
Anne really doesn't look like a LES, Zheng Qing thinks she has a good impression of herself, and if she is a LES, how can she have a good impression of herself?
Anna explained, "LES is Emily and Anne is just Bisexual. β
βBisexualοΌβ Zheng Qing was not familiar with this English word, so he asked a strange rhetorical question.
Anna had no choice but to explain, "I like both men and women." β
That's bisexuality, Zheng Qing instantly understood, and wanted to ask Anne why she wanted to marry Emily since she was bisexual.
But before he could ask, he gave up. In his heart, it was better for Anne to marry Emily than to marry a man.
What's more, Anne, a woman like water, for her, whether it is a man or a woman, as long as the other party is strong enough, it is enough for her to be attached.
Marrying a man and marrying a woman, for her, I am afraid that it will all be the same.
"Alas!" Zheng Qing sighed, and suddenly remembered that since Anne was married to Emily, she must know Emily's temperament, and at the same time, she must know that she invited outsiders to her home, and once Emily saw it, something would inevitably happen.
In that case, why invite Anna and invite yourself to her house?
Didn't she think about the consequences?
If she knows the consequences, then what is the purpose of inviting herself?
Some bad thoughts faintly surged from the bottom of Zheng Qing's heart.
But Anne was so gentle, he really couldn't bear to associate any bad with the other party, so he directly dispelled this thought.
No matter what Anne did, it was impossible to hurt herself, and it was impossible to hurt herself, so there was no need to think too much about it.
Anna suddenly stared at Zheng Qing's face.
"Do I have flowers on my face?" Zheng Qing was very uncomfortable and couldn't help touching his cheek.
"Humph!" Anna smiled, "I heard yesterday that you said that you are very thick-skinned, and even if I want to hit you in the face, I will only end up shaking my own hands." Is it? β
"Those two big mouths." Zheng Qing didn't expect this to reach Anna's ears, and he couldn't help but complain about the two policemen.
"That's just a joke, a joke, Anna."
"But, I want to try." Anna's face sank, "No one has ever made such a joke on me. β
"There's nothing to try, you can swell my face in one go." Zheng Qingcai was reluctant to be slapped in the face by performing in public, even if he was really beaten by Anna, he couldn't hurt him.
Very wittily diverted the topic, "By the way, what about the FBIs yesterday?" Have you ever met them? They, like you, have gone to the Forest of Humor. β
"So you know them too, huh!"
Anna snorted angrily, and seemed to have a grudge against the FBI, "Of course I saw it, but I'm a local police officer, how can I help them?" So the case was taken away by them. β
The topic was diverted, and Zheng Qing breathed a sigh of relief, "Did they go back?" β
"How do I know?" Anna replied to him angrily, "I heard that last night, several of them stayed in the humorous forest, as for whether they came out of the humorous forest, I don't know, maybe the case has been solved." β