Although the Han River in June is not yet scorching heat, the scorching sun at noon has also discouraged many people, and under the scorching sun, a handsome little man with dark skin and bright eyes is waiting hard for an old three-wheeled bicycle. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey, hello! Is it Zhao Moumou? Soon the three-wheeled bicycle stopped downstairs in the women's dormitory of Hangang University, and the teenager pulled out an old Nokia and said.

"It's me, who are you?" A delicate voice came from the phone, with a hint of laziness and unhappiness.

"Hello, I'm from Zhongtong Express, you have a package trouble to pick up." Although the other party's tone was not very good, the young man still replied with a smile, without a trace of impatience on his face.

"It's such a hot day, don't you know how to deliver it in the morning? Really, you can put it at the aunt at the door! The other party complained a few words and hung up the phone, and the young man shook his head helplessly, picked up a small package from the car and ran to the aunt who guarded the door.

"Auntie, I'm sorry for you, there is a classmate who has wrapped her out of the dormitory, please help collect it on your behalf." The young man politely said to the aunt who was sitting there staring at the TV.

The gatekeeper aunt who was interrupted to enjoy the good drama turned her head a little unhappily, and when she saw the expression on her face when she saw the young man, she instantly reversed and said with a smile: "It's Xiao Rui, you still send a package on this hot day when you come in to drink a glass of water!" ”

Stretched out his hand to take the package and threw it on the table, smiled and opened the door to invite warmly.

"Thank you, Auntie, this is the last one, I'll go back and take a shower in the afternoon if I have class, goodbye Auntie!" The young man smiled and waved goodbye, and his slightly thin figure quickly disappeared from sight.

"Li Rui is such a good boy, hey!" The aunt who watched the boy disappear and muttered to herself softly, returned to her seat and continued to watch TV, as for the sigh, I don't know what it was for.

Li Rui is a sophomore at the Faculty of Liberal Arts, Hanjiang University. Coming from a remote southwest mountainous area, he is often familiar with work-study and dormitory aunts. Because of his simple and helpful personality, he is very popular with aunts, but unfortunately this guy has a stubborn temper and doesn't like others to help......

Outside the building, Li Rui rode on the car again and looked at his mobile phone, and said to himself with a satisfied smile: "It's done, I will get 100 yuan today!" Wiping a handful of sweat, he turned around and went straight to the boys' dormitory, when suddenly a sharp horn sound made him tremble.

When I turned my head, I saw a luxury car roaring away, and there was a burst of laughter between men and women in the wind.

Calmly watching the luxury car go away, Li Rui's smart big eyes flashed a hint of sharpness, his fists clenched firmly, and he said to himself: "Hmph, one day I will also drive a luxury car!" ”

Ding dong!

Suddenly, there was a clear sound on the mobile phone, Li Rui stopped the car under the shade of the tree, and hurriedly took out the smartphone that he bought for 800 yuan.

I'm going, it's not a red envelope to add friends! After confirming with a disappointed face, he hurriedly looked at a few groups with red envelopes, and put down his phone helplessly after grabbing three cents and a few points.

was cheated by the second child, didn't mom say that it doesn't take a few months to grab the red envelope for the 800 yuan mobile phone? It's been a month, and the traffic fee is not enough!

The indignant Li Rui suddenly noticed that someone invited him to join the group, and agreed to take the test without thinking about it in order to snatch the mobile phone money back as soon as possible.

"Hey, what kind of group is this? Demon fairy chat group, what the hell is this? After Li Rui entered, he looked at the vests that were clamoring to welcome new friends, and his eyes widened, it was really those vests that made him unable to look directly!

Rush to the waves, to the waves! Sure enough, it is a good friend for a lifetime, and it is a one-to-one pair everywhere!

The next thing made him speechless, what a little white dragon, a yellow wind monster, a little diamond wind, a blue-haired lion, a little roaring sky of Erlang Shen's family, a Monkey King, an old bull head......

What the hell is this Nima, it's really a group of little demons, no, it should be a beast!

Rush Erba: "Welcome new friends!" ”

Ba Boer Ben: "Agree to go upstairs, welcome!" ”

Monster Daxian: "+1, welcome new cannon * friend, oh no, it should be a new friend!" ”

Erlang Shen's little roar: "Da Qingniu, can you be an old boy less obscene, be careful that Lao Jun knows that he will cut you like an old lion." Ahem, hello new friends! ”

Strange Immortal: "Don't keep finding fault, don't think that your grandfather is afraid of you!" At the next party, beware of the old cow kicking and breaking your eggs! ”

……

Looking at a group of secondary two all kinds of hi Pi Li Rui felt so bored, he had a general understanding of the condition of this group of guys, and the final diagnosis result was four words: the illness is not light!

The treatment guidance is also four words: no cure!

Erlang Shen's little roaring sky: "Old cow, if you have a kind, you will send red envelopes!" ”

Li Rui just wanted to turn off WeChat and sleep for a while, and suddenly saw the two words of red envelope, and the whole person was in good spirits, just like a barbarian who was resurrected with full blood in the game, hurry up, Lao Tzu's big knife is already hungry and thirsty!

Monster Daxian: "Hmph, the old cow is really not afraid!" Send red envelopes, send red envelopes, today just Lao Jun Tongzi sent ten Kaizhi Lingdan! ”

The monster immortal didn't know if he had just been teased a little high by the roaring dog, and as soon as he heard that he was asked to send a red envelope, he immediately agreed, Li Rui's unicorn arm was ready to fight at all times, and the result was a swipe.

Rushing Erba: "The monster is mighty!" ”

Ba Boer Ben: "+1 on the top floor"

Red Boy: "Although our Niu family is a little unpleasant, but just this pride, my Red Boy is optimistic about you!" ”

The king called me to patrol the mountain: "Little brother and little drill wind thank you Daxian!" ”

Lion Lynx Buddha: "I'm glad to hear it!" ”

…….

After a long time, the monster finally appeared again, and the monster Daxian: "Don't make trouble, Grandpa Niu will send out red envelopes immediately!" Sao Nian, is the unicorn arm ready? ”

Erlang Shen's little whistling: "Don't be long-winded, speed!" ”

Rusher: "+1"

Ba Boerben: "+2"

…….

Monkey King: "Little ones, are you too idle?" Send a red envelope and chirp endlessly, Lao Niu'er hurry up to Lao Tzu! ”

Suddenly, a vest was speaking for Monkey King, and the group suddenly fell silent. You don't have to think about it to know that the other party should be from a lot of background, and it may be the boss or leader of this group of middle and second patients.

Bull Demon King: "Brother Xian, I'm not happy if you say this about my old cow!" Who is the newcomer who comes out to bubble, don't hide and grab the red envelope! ”

Little White Dragon: "Senior brother is **, a top 10,000!" The newcomer came out to report the measurements, otherwise it would be useless to grab the red envelope! ”

Blame the Great Immortal: "Hehe, I'll be joking with the Great Sage, and I'll send it when the newcomer is bubbling, just send it!" ”

Rushing around: "The newcomer comes out to bubble, otherwise you will have to pay for our red envelope if it is gone!" ”

Li Rui looked at a series of topics that asked the newcomer to bubble or there would be no red envelopes to grab, so he had no choice but to modify a vest bubble at will.

Shemale: "Ladies and gentlemen, hello great immortals and great sages! The little brother ladyboy came to report and asked for a red envelope! ”

Li Rui's vest is a shemale, you read that right! There's no way to follow the customs, people are either immortals, saints, or Buddhas, and they can only get a demonic vest.

Monkey King: "Yes, there are a lot of bubbling in our Heavenly Court Demon Realm chat group, if you don't understand anything, just ask, if you are bullied, you will report my grandson's name!" ”

Bull Demon King: "That's right, you can also report the name of the old cow!" The little demons in this group are all covered by me and my virtuous brother, even if you go to the little demon in the backyard of the Buddha, it's fine. ”

Rushing Erba: "The king is mighty! ”

Ba Boer Ben: "Agree to +1 upstairs!" ”

The king called me to patrol the mountains: "+1008!" ”

Monkey King: "Okay, don't blow so big." If you come to that old guy, I don't want to mess with my grandson, the wound from 80,000 years ago hasn't healed yet! ”

followed by a burst of all kinds of irrigation and touting, Li Rui finally understood, these guys are not only seriously ill in the second grade, but also have a little amnesia and bragging, especially the guy from the Bull Demon King, relatively speaking, Monkey King is relatively pertinent, but it is only relatively.