030.Can I take credit?

Time, noon on the fifth day of the great change in the world. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info location, located on the fifth floor of an eight-story residential building in a certain community.

In the living room, the atmosphere is very solemn. If people who don't know the truth see this situation, they might think that this place has just been visited by something invisible!

"Say it."

Lan Sa looked at the person in front of him, although he seemed to be sitting obediently on the sofa, but if he looked closely, he could find that the clothes on his body had been changed, and his name was Chen Yuxing. His tone was cold, like a sharp sword that could stab someone to death at any time, and it stabbed into the heart of a wounded man, who was already a thief.

"That's... Hehe... Brother Gun, what's going on with these injuries on your body? ”

Chen Yuxing is not the great master who stands above more than a billion people under one person in the Great Heavenly Empire in the future, facing Lan Sa's gloomy face and the powerful momentum exuded from his body. Chen Yuxing said that he couldn't bear it at all! Especially hearing that cold word from Lan Sa's mouth, Chen Yuxing instantly thought that he must have been discovered by taking the monkey monster out to play before.

Chen Yuxing and Lan Sa have known each other for so long, and it is not the first time he has seen Lan Sa in such a state. He knew very well that once his little hair put on such a performance, it meant that he was really angry. And Lan Sa, who is really angry, is a very dangerous existence!

Chen Yuxing's most impressive time was when someone arranged Lan Sa's mother behind her back. At that time, Lan Sa was still in elementary school, and it was not easy for a single-parent family to live, and Lan Sa's family lived in not the current building, but a bungalow. The location is next door to Chen Yuxing's house, which is the one where Liu Ying's family lives now.

Back then, Lan Sa's mother worked diligently for Lan Sa. Because I often have to travel to other places, I usually spend half a month away from home. In such a situation, in the staff compound in the nineties, the cliff is a proper gossip material!

As a result, all kinds of gossip spread. At first, it was just some idle and boring aunts whispering behind their backs, but as time went on, those gossiping guys became more and more daring. Subsequently, it developed to the point where not only did he mess around in front of Lan Sa without any scruples, but also spread these unwarranted words everywhere. In the end, even Lan Sa's school homeroom teacher at that time specifically talked to Lan Sa.

This incident directly angered Lan Sa, and after a few days of silence, on a Sunday night, he took a sledgehammer and smashed the children of the aunt's family who were gossiping around, whether they were four or five years old or teenagers. The guy with the least injury at the time was also a fractured tibia bone in the lower leg.

The incident directly shocked the entire staff compound, and when the leaders of those aunts found the door, they were greeted by the kitchen knife in Lan Sa's hand. At that time, because Chen Yuxing was a neighbor, he witnessed Lan Sa's madness at that time. In the end, Lan Sa even said that if anyone messed up his mother again, then he would let that family cut off their children and grandchildren!

The cold expression and gaze on Lan Sa's face at that time, even after more than ten years now, Chen Yuxing still remembers it very clearly. Even in retrospect, Chen Yuxing still feels that that incident is the most shocking thing he has ever encountered in his life. Even if there is such a thing as a great change in the world now, in Chen Yuxing's heart, the shock is still not as great as the incident back then!

It was precisely because he knew what this expression on Lan Sa's face now represented that Chen Yuxing was afraid. In order to distract Lan Sa, he directly began to change the topic.

"Huh?"

However, how could Lan Sa be affected by such a superficial technique of changing the subject? You must know that as an otaku, the same trick has been seen many times in those novels and anime. When you really come to the third dimension, how can you be deceived by this old-fashioned trick to the extreme.

"Woo... Monkey monster save me! ”

Under Lan Sa's forced gaze, Chen Yuxing's psychological defense line collapsed. He did something very stupid, and that was to release the monkey monster and let the monkey monster run away with him.

After the monkey monster was released by Chen Yuxing, he immediately picked up Chen Yuxing and went out directly before Lan Sa could react. No way, Lan Sa's family lives on the fifth floor, because the security here is not very good on weekdays, so anti-theft nets are installed wherever there are windows. If the monkey monster wants to leave with Chen Yuxing, then their only way is to go to the door.

It's just that, in the end, Chen Yuxing is still too young, too simple. Didn't Lan Sa expect such a situation? In fact, Lan Sa not only thought of it, but also prepared accordingly.

Previously, after Lan Sa returned to his downstairs, the reason why he released the rolling bat was not just to confirm the gender of the rolling bat. After confirming the sex of the tumbling bat, he first applied a bottle of wound medicine to the tumbling bat to recover the injuries of the tumbling bat. Then he took out a powder banana and comforted the soul of the rolling bat that was hurt by shame.

Although, holding a pink banana-like tree fruit to comfort a female elf seems to be full of disobedience. But I have to say that this trick is too effective. The only fly in the ointment was that when Lan Sa saw the scene of the rolling bat biting off the pink banana with its sharp teeth, and then biting the whole pink banana in three or two strokes, Lan Sa's whole person was damaged by nearly 10,000 points of critical mental damage.

I have to sigh that the Rolling Bat is worthy of being a super-energy elf, and it has an indescribable talent in this kind of non-material level of blows. As for why Lan Sa takes critical damage from the psychic side? This kind of thing... As long as a gentleman understands it, it is not better to describe it in detail......

After settling the dissatisfaction in the heart of the Rolling Bat, Lan Sa first asked the Rolling Bat to show off the moves he knew. To Lan Sa's surprise, the Rolling Bat not only has the super skill of [Mental Power], but also [Smell Detection] and [Tempest]. What's more, this rolling bat also has an unconventional skill - [Ultrasound]!

Although, it's not surprising that a bat can [ultrasound] such a skill. However, in the case of elves like Rolling Bats, it is impossible to acquire the skill of [Ultrasound] through learning. Because this skill can be learned casually by elves like supersonic bats or buzzing bats, in the list of skills of rolling bats, it exists in the form of genetic skills.

Regarding the question of why there are genetic skills in the elves who are obviously the first to appear in this real world, Lan Sa thinks it is better not to delve into it. After all, he's not that kind of mad scientist, as long as the elf itself has a certain skill, and then Lan Sa just needs to let that elf be able to use that skill well.

After the Rolling Bat's skills were demonstrated, Lan Sa did not directly take back the Rolling Bat, but let the Rolling Bat follow him upstairs, and then guard outside the door. And before Lan Sa entered the house, he had already given an instruction to the rolling bat, and if there was an elf rushing out of the door in a hurry, you were welcome, just throw the other party back into the door with telekinesis.

So, the monkey monster who came out of the door with Chen Yuxing just stepped out of the threshold of Lan Sa's house with its front feet, and then it was like hitting an invisible soft wall, and it was directly bounced back into the house.

"Boom!"

"Hey, want to run? It seems that I don't need to ask slowly, I can guess the general situation. ”

The monkey monster and Chen Yuxing, who was held by it, finally fell on all fours in the living room because of the rolling bat's telekinesis to block it. It's just that before they could launch a second impact, they heard a muffled sound in their ears, and then Lan Sa's slightly chilling words.

Chen Yuxing turned his head to look in the direction where the muffled sound came from, and what he saw was a small fist stone that was still unconscious.

"Huh...? I obviously hid this little fist stone in ......"

The little fist stone in front of him is very familiar, because this is the playmate of Chen Yuxing and the monkey monster going out to play. After making inhumane repairs to the little fist stone, they took the unconscious little fist stone back to Lan Sa's house and hid it in a utility room.

It's just that if you want to hide something in Lan Sa's house or something, I have to say that Chen Yuxing is too sweet. Not to mention, what kind of place is the utility room? That's where the snake bear's den is! How could a snake bear allow a wild elf to stay in his den? You know, there is not only a snake bear's nest in the utility room, but also a snake bear's treasure room!

So just when Chen Yuxing asked the monkey monster to escape with his intention, the snake bear who returned to his den had already pushed the small fist stone that was a "foreign object" in front of Lan Sa......

"It's not a small courage! Dare to casually go to my house and get wild elves? If you break something in my house, do you think you will have money to compensate you later? Who do you think will pay for the damaged green belts and public trash cans downstairs? ”

Seeing that the snake bear actually got a small fist stone from the utility room that was unconscious, Lan Sa's whole person was not good. He recognized this little fist stone, wasn't it the guy he met at the door of Chen Yuxing's house before? It's just that this little fist stone is definitely still wild, because Lan Sa knows very well that Chen Yuxing doesn't have an empty Poke Ball to subdue this little fist stone now!

As long as you want a wild elf to wake up in a coma, how much damage it will cause to your home, Lan Sa's anger can't be suppressed at all......

"Brother~! Brother, I was wrong, brother~! You can pity my poor little brother! Sell me an empty Poké Ball into ~? ”

What happened next startled Lan Sa, originally Lan Sa was just planning to pretend and scare Chen Yuxing first. Then sell Chen Yuxing a favor, and wait until it is more convenient when you want to hug your thighs in the future.

Who knows, before he could hug Chen Yuxing's thigh, Chen Yuxing actually hugged his thigh first. And... It's still holding it tightly!

"Nizokai! I have empty Poké Balls, but what do you buy them for? ”

In the face of Chen Yuxing's speech, Lan Sa naturally would not let go of such an opportunity to sell favors. And he was also very curious about what Chen Yuxing used to buy the empty Poke Ball from him.

"That's... Can I pay on credit? ”

Who would have thought that Chen Yuxing squirmed for a long time, and finally held back such a sentence......