Calm Chen An

"Huh, really?"

Listening to Marisa's explanation, Chen An was a little skeptical. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"I'm dead?"

"Hmm."

"And then came back to life?"

"Hmm."

"Tsk, I won't die like that, it seems that my life is really hard!."

Chen An sighed heartily, and ate as if he was nothing.

Chen An was not excited, but Marisa and Chen An's indifferent appearance was a little excited.

She slapped the table with a bang, and she was so excited that she almost slapped Chen An in the face.

"Hey, hey! You guy, why are you so calm? Isn't there a little joy for the rest of your life after death? ”

"Rejoice?"

Chen An pursed his lips and asked rhetorically.

"Why rejoice? Even if I died, wouldn't I get two lives back?

No, maybe there are more than two. ”

Thinking of Fran's appearance at that time, Chen An suddenly changed his words.

He chewed his food and spoke calmly.

"Anyway, no matter what you say, I earned a life for a few lives, so why should I be happy? What's more, aren't I still alive and well? ”

Marisa breathed for a breath and fell silent.

After a while, she asked with difficulty.

"Why did you save me then?"

Her eyes were fixed on Chen An, her fists clenched tightly, and she seemed to be very nervous.

"What, why?"

Seemingly unaware of Marisa's nervousness, Chen An was still eating and drinking relaxedly. He took a bite of green vegetables and said vaguely.

"If you want to save it, you can save it. Besides, we're friends, and I can't let my friends die in front of me. ”

Marisa was even more excited.

"You're going to die, stupid!"

As she said this, her fist quietly loosened, and her heart became soft as if it had been invaded by something.

What a ...... Strange feeling.

Chen An was a little impatient.

"Oh, it's all said, if you die, you die, and it's better for me to die in front of you than for you to die in front of me.

Alright, alright, hurry up and eat. It's all over, why are you still so entangled! Dine! ”

Seeing that Marisa still wanted to speak, Chen An didn't say a word, and hurriedly stuffed a piece of food with chopsticks into her mouth, making her quiet.

"Hmph."

Marisa snorted softly, chewing on the food in her mouth, but said no more.

She grumbled under her breath.

"Stuffed used chopsticks into my mouth, it's such a disgusting guy."

Chen An remained silent, as if he hadn't heard.

After eating, Chen An found a place to sit down again. To pass the time, he chatted with Marisa.

"Marisa, are you married?"

Marisa glanced at Chen An and said angrily.

"Nope."

What a stupid thing, every day in the Enchanted Forest, I almost don't see a man, what kind of marriage.

Chen An continued to ask.

"Marisa, do you have a baby?"

Marisa: "......"

She grinded her teeth and decided to ignore it.

Chen An did not give up.

"Marisa, do you have a grandchild?"

Marisa suddenly felt the urge to take out the gossip furnace, but for Chen An's sake of saving her last time, she kept calm this time and ignored it.

"Marisa, you have ......"

Marisa suddenly jumped up, and she pointed at Chen An and scolded.

"You're big! Shut up the old lady! ”

Looking at the extra gossip furnace in Marisa's hand, Chen An shut up with amusement.

"The guy who owes the cleanup!"

With a vicious curse, Marisa shoved the gossip furnace into her apron pocket.

For fear that Chen An would ask those messy questions again, she asked angrily.

"By the way, why did you come to me from the Red Devil Pavilion?"

Seeing Marisa put away the gossip furnace, Chen An immediately became bold.

"Oh, it's nothing, it's just that when I just woke up, my brain was a little messy, and I accidentally offended Reimu, Inugo, Remy, and Mu Q.

In addition, I saw Linggu Yirin and a certain foodie in the Red Devil Pavilion again, and I was afraid that if I stayed any longer, I would hang up again, so I ran out. ”

He replied casually as he conjured two packets of melon seeds, one of which he threw to Marisa.

"To eat or not to eat?"

"Hey, they all threw it to me and asked me if I would eat it, really."

Marisa muttered, and unceremoniously tore open the paper bag.

She learned from Chen An and began to knock melon seeds, so she laughed wildly.

"Are you a troublemaker? I didn't say anything about messing with Purple and Lingdove Irin at the beginning, but now I've woken up, and I've actually provoked Patsy and them again, tsk, it's better than me. ”

Chen An's ability to die is unprecedentedly strong!

"Cut, long-winded, you think I want to."

Chen An glanced at her angrily and said again.

"But then, if there are no accidents, I'll have to hide from you for the next few days, and I don't want to sleep in the open like last time."

"Like last time?"

Marisa was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, how did you find me here last time, and the Shanghai you said wouldn't be Alice's doll, right?"

"That's right."

Chen An nodded, and he squinted at Marisa, the disdain in it was self-evident.

"If it weren't for Shanghai's help, I wouldn't have been able to find your garbage heap!"

Marisa was furious, and almost slapped Chen An in the face with melon seeds.

"Garbage heaps? Do you want to die! ”

Dare to say that about her family, it's really infuriating!

And even if it really is, don't say it so bluntly!

Chen An scoffed.

"Isn't it? You sloppy ghost, you even throw away underwear and everything, how big do you have to be? ”

"Woo......"

Marisa squinted her eyes and puffed out her face to look at Chen An with some suspicion.

"Speaking of which, you wouldn't do anything strange to my clothes, would you?"

I heard that men like to do lustful things to beautiful girls' clothes.

"Strange things?"

Chen An was stunned for a moment, and directly threw the uneaten melon seed bag in his hand towards Marisa. He yelled angrily.

"You filthy black and white! Uncle is not so obscene, he just wants to do strange things, and he won't come with you sloppy ghost! ”

"What! How dare you look down on me! ”

Marisa lowered her head to dodge the thing thrown at her, glaring at Chen An without showing weakness.

"Be careful that I beat you!"

Chen An glared back.

"Come on, let's see who can beat whom!"

You're not Remy and Purple, if you don't use magic, use your fists, and see who cleans up whom!

Marisa threw her melon seeds in anger, rolled up her sleeves, and gritted her teeth.

"I didn't clean you up just now, you guy kicked his nose in the face, right?"

Just when Chen An and Marisa were staring at each other, and they were full of gunpowder to test who was full of momentum, Purple didn't know that he came out of that corner.

She looked at the two of them and really sighed.

"Ahhh

"Flirtation!?"

Chen An and Marisa were furious, and shouted at Purple in unison.

"Are you blind? The ghost is flirting with her (him)! ”

Purple didn't mind being yelled at at all, but shook her fan and laughed.

"Hmph, so synchronous and say that there is no adultery, do you think I'm stupid?"

"You weren't stupid then, old woman pretending to be tender."

Seeing that Zi actually dared to tease him, Chen An didn't give her a good look.

"By the way, what are you doing here? Isn't it supposed to sleep at home? Slacker! ”

Purple: "......"

She was furious.

"Old woman!? You bastard, you didn't settle accounts with you last time you took advantage of me, you dare to call me that, watch me teach you a good lesson! ”

As soon as the fan was closed, the murderous one pounced on Chen An to teach Chen An a lesson.

Chen An looked at Zi who was rushing towards him fearlessly, and just laughed, and he whispered two words in Marisa's inexplicable gaze.

"D, oh."

Purple: "......"

Her body stiffened, and she hurriedly covered her chest and brushed back, and then scolded in that angry hole.

"How do you know about this pervert!"

Damn, how did he know that size!

"Of course, I measured it by hand."

Chen An rubbed his hands and laughed proudly.

"If you dare to mess around and provoke me, be careful that I go everywhere.

Especially Wenwen, hehe, if I tell her, it won't be long before the entire Gensokyo will know that our idler-sama is broad-minded. ”

Although it was just a scare, looking at Zi's annoyed appearance, Chen Anxin was very happy.

You know, the last time he was thrown to Monster Mountain by Purple, and then he regretted it, he suffered a lot!

"Count you ruthless!"

Resisting the urge to throw the fan in Chen An's face and throw him to the Santu River, Zi gritted her teeth and swallowed the evil breath.

She hated it in her heart.

Hmph, don't fall into her hands in the future, or ...... Hmph, you can't survive, you can't die, it will definitely be the best portrayal in the end!

Although she was curious about what Chen An meant by what she said, she could make Zi lose her temper so much, but Marisa still didn't ask. Because she felt that if she asked, she would be unlucky.

She changed the subject with interest.

"By the way, Purple what are you doing here? Wouldn't it be just to find the anger to bear? ”

"The ghost is just looking for anger!"

Purple glared at Marisa angrily and said.

"I was commissioned by Remy and the others to take Chen An back."

"Go back?!"

Chen An was shocked and decisively refused.

"Don't do it!"

He muttered.

"I'm not looking for death when I go back now, I'm not so stupid!"

"Hmph, don't go back?"

Seeing that Chen An was unwilling, Zi was immediately happy. Chen An is not happy, she is happy.

Purple smiled.

"It's up to you, Remy, they said, if you don't go back, let me bring them over, what do you think I should do?"

Chen An: "......"

His face was pulled and he was depressed.

"Count them ruthless."

Originally, I wanted to hide for a few days, but now I look at it, alas~ I can't run this time.

He sighed for a while, then stood up and began to sweep the floor, ready to go back.

Chen An swept the floor clean, and was just about to beckon Zi to open the gap, but found that Mari Shaha was still stupid there, and immediately reprimanded him angrily.

"Marisa, what are you doing, hurry up and pack your things, let's go!"

"Let's go? Where to? ”

Chen An said as a matter of course.

"What a stupid thing, of course it's the Red Devil Pavilion."

Marisa was confused.

"Hey~ Why do I still want to go to the Red Devil Pavilion? I'm at home now. ”

Now don't go to drill the monster mountain, why is she still running to the Red Devil Pavilion?

Chen An raised his eyebrows, a little impatient.

"What are so many whys, let you go, do you want to stay here and continue to eat poisonous mushrooms every day and wait for death?

Besides, wouldn't it be more lively to go to the Red Devil Pavilion? ”

Seeing that Marisa was still sitting there stupidly and refusing to move, Chen An sighed, simply did it himself, stepped forward and pulled her to leave.

Marisa is in a hurry.

"Hey, wait, wait, I haven't packed my things yet!"

……

Carrying the burden of large bags and small bags, Chen An stepped out of the gap and greeted everyone in the hall.

"Yo, Remi, Mu Q, Sakiya, Misuzu, Little Devil, Reimu, Irin, Wenwen, Inugotsu, Suika, Chick, Bird, Kinolu, Fairy Hello."

Remy was furious, and the welcome she gave to Chen An was a cup smashed in her face.

She yelled.

"You bastard, you actually ran away from the Red Devil Pavilion again, do you want to die ten thousand times?

Tell you, Lord Remy, angry, deduct your salary, I will deduct your salary for a hundred years! ”

Patchouli also looked angry.

"M-Q, you're big! They all said don't call me Mu Q, bastard! ”

Sakuya, Misuzu and the little devil responded to Chen An with a smile.

"Welcome back, Chen AnΓ—2 (fellow)"

Lingmeng clasped his hands on his chest, squinted at Chen An, and sneered.

"Hmph, I thought you were going to die again."

The spirit dove nodded slightly, and the response was a little strange.

"It's alive, human."

Wen Wen excitedly rushed to Chen An's side.

"Oh, Chen An, you're finally back."

"Humph!"

The dog snorted coldly, originally wanted to beat Chen An, but after looking at Wenwen beside him, he still unwillingly dismissed the idea.

Suika was always drinking, and she laughed heartily.

"Haha, just come back, remember to have a few drinks with me later!"

Norge and Misty pouted disapprehensively.

"Wow, don't call me a little bird."

Qi Nuolu stuck in her waist, still full of confidence for no reason and stupidly.

"The old lady is the strongest, of course!"

The big goblin blushed and whispered.

"Okay, hello."

A certain foodie who was ignored was furious, and pounced on Chen An with teeth and claws.

"Bastard! Bastard! Why are there so many people, but there is no Yuyuko-sama to greet them! ”

Lumia and Xiao Umbrella pounced on Chen An with teary eyes

"Big brother, big brother."

"Master!"

Looking at the different answers, Chen An couldn't help laughing.

He dodged the cup that Remy had thrown at him, and said softly with one hand on the face that had pounced on him to punch him.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I ...... It's back. ”

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