(Such a happy book, in addition to Feidou's own vote, only the "Little Shark" buddies voted for it, just like that, more than 20 collections, Feidou really stuffed it don't want it, and went away with tears!) ）

When the two young ladies heard this, as if Xiaobao had one hundred and eighty kinds of malignant infectious diseases, they immediately withdrew several feet, and the enthusiasm on their faces immediately stiffened, and instantly became a little colder than rain......

"Heh, hehe......" One of the young ladies sneered a few times, then snorted, and said contemptuously: "What a waste of the old lady's expression, it turned out to be a duck." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Another young lady smiled and said, "Xiaohong, look at his small body and bones, he actually learned to make ducks, heh, I think he will be squeezed into dry wood in a few days." ”

The two young ladies glanced at Xiaobao from the corner of their eyes, and whispered to each other for a while, and then the young lady named Xiaohong lazily shouted inside: "Boss, someone is going to apply for a male public relations job." ”

Xiaobao looked at the disdainful expressions on the faces of the two young ladies, and couldn't help but secretly say in his heart: ", **** and turtle. Isn't the public book a natural pair? Lao Tzu sells eloquence, you sell your body, half a catty and eight taels, just each other, who despises whom? ”

"Oh? Then let him in and see! A sharp voice like a rooster sniffing came, and the young lady glanced at Xiaobao with a disdainful gaze, and said coldly: "Then, you can go in by yourself." ”

Xiaobao didn't bother to care about this, and walked in directly......

In a completely enclosed room, under the dim red light, behind a desk in the middle, a middle-aged woman sat on Boss Zhang's chair, only to see her fat body stuffing the wide boss chair under her, as her ball-like body turned, the chair was constantly making bursts of "squeak" protests!

"The proprietress looks really plump and round, just like a bead walking on a jade plate, alas, thinking of the ancient Yang Guifei, it's just like that, it's really a peerless appearance!"

Xiaobao barely held back a tumbling in his chest, his eyes blinking and shining, as if the wild lily after a long cold winter saw spring, and the poor Yang Bailao finally looked forward to liberation, and walked up with a smile.

"You little gherkin, giggle......"

When the fat woman said this, she couldn't help but burst out laughing, and the fat face, which was originally like a pig's head on the table during the sacrifice, suddenly relaxed, and the puffy eyelids completely covered up the eyeliner that was originally only a trace left.

Xiaobao wondered, hell, what did this fat woman think of? , why is it so funny, it seems that it can't stop for a while!

What made Xiaobao even more depressed was that the fat woman's laughter was like a hen that had just laid eggs and came out of the nest, which was extremely harsh, and what was even more unbearable was that her fat body turned up with the laughter, and Xiaobao couldn't stop a chill in her heart......

This incident made Xiaobao puzzled unremittingly, until a long time passed, one day when Xiaobao watched an island love action movie, the heroine held a cucumber and looked intoxicated, and performed unwillingly...... Xiaobao suddenly realized, Nima! It turns out that "gherkins" are the laughing point.

After a long time, the fat woman who finally stopped laughing, twitched the fat on her face and said: "Yo, I can't imagine that you, who look like a cucumber, actually have such a greasy mouth, well, yes, the old lady likes it!" Are you really here to apply for a male publicist? ”

"Hmm!"

Xiaobao smiled and nodded, and the fat woman looked him up and down for a while with a critical gaze like buying goods, then smiled and said lightly: "Look at your body, it doesn't seem to be suitable for male public relations, but you have a greasy mouth, maybe you can coax those rich women into dizziness." ”

"Of course, I'm a person, I don't have any other specialties, but if I talk about making people happy, I've lived a lifetime and a half, and I really haven't seen a second person compare with me." Xiaobao was full of confidence and patted his thin chest.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak......"

Suddenly, Xiaobao only felt that there was another wave of flesh churning in front of him, followed by the boss chair under the fat woman's buttocks, making a miserable gasping sound.

Immediately, the fat woman laughed and said: "You little monkey, your mouth seems to be coated with honey, but it's so sweet, hehe, you can't be hired with your body and bones, yes, who makes the old lady like your cleverness." ”

"Really, may I ask the boss's sister, when can I go to work?" Hearing that the fat woman agreed, thinking that the job had finally been settled, Xiaobao blinked with a pair of peach blossom eyes, and his eyes lit up.

As soon as the fat woman heard the word "sister", the whole person seemed to have eaten ginseng fruit, and the 108,000 pores on her body seemed to be scattered, and her eyes flashed like a peach color like spring and March when she stared at Xiaobao......

"Damn, what kind of tune is this? Isn't it ......" At this moment, Xiaobao felt like a little rabbit running in front of the big bad wolf, and when he glanced at the fat woman like Roshan, he couldn't help but shudder in his heart.

"You can do it anytime and anywhere, if it's not that the old lady is too sleepy, I really want to try the quality of your work, forget it, you go back first, and wait for the old lady to test your little cucumber work tomorrow night, and then you can be listed for work."

After the fat woman finished speaking, she threw a wink at Xiaobao, which made Xiaobao's shriveled belly stop tumbling, if it weren't for the fact that there was no goods in the stomach, she might have vomited all over the place.

"Fairy-like boss lady, you are not only beautiful, but also so kind-hearted, I am so happy, in order to express my gratitude to you, please let me go to work immediately!" Xiaobao barely held back the chill in his chest and abdomen, and said with excitement on his face, but he was thinking in his heart: "Otherwise, I would still have found a place to live so late?" ”

The fat woman snorted a few times in a row, thought about it, and said: "The weather is bad tonight, so there are no guests coming, there is really no work for you, you still have to come again tomorrow night, remember to come early, the guests here are all coming early." ”

"Sister boss, now I am full of enthusiasm for this job, so that my blood is constantly boiling, I really can't wait for a second, you just let me start working immediately."

Looking at Xiaobao's face full of infinite enthusiasm, a certain emotion of the fat woman seemed to be aroused, a pair of small eyes narrowed, stared at Xiaobao's face for a while, and said in a voice that became a little excited: "Okay, then you go take a shower first...... After speaking, he handed the key on the table to Xiaobao.

In the bathroom of room 942, Xiaobao soaked his whole body in the bath, closed his eyes beautifully, and hummed a little tune: "The lord is a merry man, and he can't return to the flowers." There are groups of beauties like flowers, and the blessings are boundless in them. A lifetime of free immortals does not change, how happy is it to be in the world......"

"Yo, I didn't expect you, a little monkey, to sing, it really makes the old lady like it tightly." With the sound of a "squeak" opening the door, the fat woman's voice rang out in the room.

When Xiaobao heard this, the little body was so fierce that he was almost choked to death by the pool water, he breathed a sigh of relief and asked wonderingly: "Boss, why did you come in?" ”

"You conscienceless little monkey, don't you ask knowingly? The old lady came in to check the quality of your work! ”