Chapter 14: Hell Down
Li Qing didn't know what Xie Chunmei was thinking about, and when he saw that he was silent for a long time, he asked, "Sister Chunmei, why don't you tell me about the specifics." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Xie Chunmei thought about it, since Lin Cuiyu had lowered her face, she still had nothing to go out of, so she got up and closed the door suddenly, and then sat back again.
"Sister Chunmei, what are you doing here?" Li Qing asked Xie Chunmei with some puzzlement.
Xie Chunmei's plump legs clamped fiercely, slowed down a little, and stared at Li Qing with a pair of eyes like peach blossoms moistened by the spring rain, and said for a long time, "Qingzi, you must not tell outsiders about the two of us, otherwise my sister will not be able to stay in the village in the future." ”
"Don't say anything!" Li Qing instinctively responded, thinking about it, this is not right, what is the matter with "the two of us".
Xie Chunmei is fried twist flower is dry and crisp temperament, seeing that Li Qing should come down, she quickly stood up, looking at Li Qing's pretty face was really dripping blood, and suddenly she reached out and began to untie her pants.
Knowing that seeing the purple lace edge of Xie Chunmei's pants, Li Qingcai reacted suddenly, reached out and grabbed Xie Chunmei and said, "Sister Chunmei, what are you doing here?" ”
Xie Chunmei bit her lip fiercely and said, "You treat me, then you can't look at it......"
"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang! ”
When the two of them were talking to the house, a knock on the door suddenly interrupted Xie Chunmei's words.
"Chunmei, are you in the house?" An obscene voice came from the door.
Li Qing couldn't remember for a while who in the village had such a lewd voice, but this voice reminded him of Chen Peisi's "The Imperial Army asked me to give you a message".
Xie Chunmei hurriedly reached out and covered Li Qing's mouth, telling him not to speak, and she was silent.
"Chunmei, hurry up and open the door, I brought you medicine, I saw your shoes hanging at the door, how can anyone go out without shoes." The voices at the door became more and more obscene.
Xie Chunmei and Li Qing looked down at their feet at the same time, and sure enough, Xie Chunmei was wearing a pair of slippers, and her pink toes were painted with bright red nail polish, she was a beauty-loving person.
"This dog ball He Jinbao, the ghost is still lingering." Xie Chunmei scolded in a low voice, and then said to Li Qing, "Qingzi, you hide here first, I will deal with He Jinbao and you will come out again, if you are seen by that leper dog, you may have to say something unclean." ”
Breaking shoes can be found everywhere, and it's okay to do any work behind the scenes, but the most important thing is not to be discovered.
Li Qing nodded, and quickly hid in the closet, he didn't expect that the person who came to knock on the door turned out to be He Jinbao, the accountant of the village, and he didn't know what medicine He Jinbao came to send to Xie Chunmei.
After seeing that Li Qing was hiding, Xie Chunmei pulled the door bolt open with a "clear" look, and glared at He Jinbao like a second devil and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”
"Ouch, look at your eyes, it makes the two of us hate each other a day, like hatred from all over the world, go in and say, go in and say." He Jinbao pushed Xie Chunmei into the house.
After all, he is a big man, and Xie Chunmei can't stop him.
He Jinbao sat down with a big grin when he entered the room, and if a pair of eyes were not blocked, he would fly directly to Xie Chunmei.
"Chunmei, why didn't you open the door for me just now? Is there anyone in the house? He Jinbao said, glanced around, and reached out to wipe Xie Chunmei's hand.
Ouch, tender! It's really like tofu just out of the pot, it is estimated that it can run water when you pinch it, He Jinbao made up his mind in his heart, he must arch this tender cabbage.
Xie Chunmei withdrew her hand in disgust and said to He Jinbao, "I'm fine, and I don't need your medicine, you can go." ”
"Look at what you said, listen to it yourself, what is it? It's still with me! He Jinbao said, reached out and took out a well-shaped wooden stick from his pocket, and said with a thief-like face, "Look at you, you're still clamping your legs, itchy, right?" Not only does it not stop itching, but it also causes inflammation. I have medicine here, so it won't itch if I keep it in it! With that, he reached out and went to the crotch of his pants.
Xie Chunmei was so ashamed that she couldn't wait to get into the cracks in the ground, this thing was taught by Lin Cuiyu to teach her, how could a normal person not have any ideas, when the dog arrived in the spring, he couldn't find a place to vent and had to rub it on the tree, not to mention that people who were healthy and could work and move were 10,000 times better than stealing people to raise Han.
However, what Xie Chunmei never expected was that once she was in a hurry and forgot to clean, and as a result, she had inflammation. The difference is that Lin Cuiyu went to ask for a quack doctor in the town, and Xie Chunmei couldn't make a face, so she endured it by herself, and when she put this damn wooden stick in the backyard to dry, she was seen by He Jinbao.
At a glance at this shape, He Jinbao's bad water flowed out like turning on a faucet, not to mention stealing things, but also turned around and threatened Xie Chunmei.
Xie Chunmei was worried that He Jinbao would yell at him, and she didn't want to be arched by this pig, so she said that she had a dirty disease, which was like getting He Jinbao was a hungry dog, eating even, and harassing her again and again without face.
No, here we go again.
"The surname is Ho! If you dare to pull out your thing, I'll ...... today I'll just ....." Xie Chunmei looked at it in a panic for a long time, but she didn't find a suitable guy, she was really worried that He Jinbao would play hooligan.
"Why are you panicking, I said that this is medicine, and you will use my medicine to cure your illness. I don't take it out, let's take it slowly, don't you have to use the medicine before taking the medicine, let's play some tricks first. He Jinbao said with a pout, as if he was going to eat Xie Chunmei, how many men in the village were looking at a piece of fat meat, and now it was finally going to fall into his mouth.
"The surname is He, you hide for me!" Xie Chunmei immediately panicked, picked up the quilt on the table and smashed it at He Jinbao.
"Ouch! You stinky, you're really smashing! He Jinbao covered his forehead, his eyes were about to burst into flames, he stretched out one foot to kick the door shut, and then pounced on Xie Chunmei like a wolf.
"Stinky! It's not fun to clip your legs, let me give you an end to itching, if you don't plough your fertile field today, Lao Tzu won't have the surname He! He Jinbao squeezed Xie Chunmei as he spoke.
"Yo! It's still purple lace, rural girls, you still wear this, you prodigal! Just wait to hook the man! He Jinbao ripped off Xie Chunmei's shirt, and when he looked inside, he was even more excited, and he opened the lid of the stew pot, which was a fragrant and teasing mouthful.
Xie Chunmei pushed He Jinbao fiercely, He Jinbao couldn't eat a pig's mouth for a long time, and he suddenly became anxious, and reached out and smashed his fist on Xie Chunmei's head.
"Huh!" With a bang, Xie Chunmei fainted on the ground.
"Damn, I'm going to be a bitch again/son and I'm going to set up an archway!" He Jinbao scolded, and when he was about to reach out to hug Xie Chunmei on the ground, he suddenly raised his head and glared at the wardrobe, "Who!" ”
He Jinbao clearly heard a "knock" from the closet just now, is there something in this, he didn't move, what evil in his head is good and good is rewarded, these words all came out.
Is it a human, a ghost, or something else? He Jinbao's lips trembled, and as he listened, there were two more "knocks" from the wardrobe.
He Jinbao was so frightened that he took half a step back, if he had been put on the ground, he would have run away, but today there was a Xie Chunmei on the ground and he still had it in his mouth, and he was reluctant.
After thinking about it, He Jinbao put his heart sideways, and today he broke his head and fanned it, and let it out!
After making up his mind, He Jinbao picked up a stool and walked cautiously towards the wardrobe, he had already made up his mind, no matter what would come out, he would directly pick up a stool and beat it.
"Squeak......
As soon as the wardrobe was opened, He Jinbao picked up the stool and smashed it down, and the stool suddenly stopped in mid-air!
"Smack!" The stool fell to the ground in a daze.
"Hell!" He Jinbao ran out with a fart and urine, and the yellow soup in his crotch dripped all over the ground along the way.
Li Qing let out a sigh of relief, hurriedly came out of the closet, and hugged Xie Chunmei on the ground to bed.
Hiding in the closet just now, Li Qing kept staring at the movement outside through the gap, and when he saw Xie Chunmei being knocked unconscious, he knew that something bad was wrong, and he quickly made some movement without thinking about anything.
As a result, when he saw He Jinbao staring at himself, he panicked, it was not a matter to go out and fight with He Jinbao, the key is that Xie Chunmei's reputation will be ruined, He Jinbao will definitely be like a dog skin plaster in the future, and he can't be torn off if he sticks to it, but if he puts any Jinbao here, then Xie Chunmei's body will be broken.
After thinking about it, Li Qing thought of the Ghost Pill, but he didn't expect that this chicken butt tethering thing could really come in handy, and immediately attracted He Jinbao over, and then recruited a ghost, scaring He Jinbao with a fart.
In the future, when he came to Xie Chunmei's house, he would have to hide when he saw Xie Chunmei.
Putting Xie Chunmei on the bed, Li Qing probed Xie Chunmei's snort and found that her breathing was quite normal, thinking that she was just in a coma, and she was somewhat relieved.
So, Li Qing picked up the coat on the ground for Xie Chunmei, and when she was about to put it on her, she looked down and ...... On fire, on fire!
Sister Chunmei is really fashionable, making this purple hazy, white mountain and deep ravine, it really makes people angry, Li Qing thought about it in her heart, and she could only think about it, she couldn't take advantage of people's danger, so she quickly put on Xie Chunmei's clothes.
The unconscious Xie Chunmei had no way to cooperate with Li Qing to get dressed, so Li Qing had to put Xie Chunmei on it with great effort, and she had to hold up the two mountains several times, and the weight was really heavy!
After helping Xie Chunmei get dressed, Li Qing woke her up with a little water.
"Get out of here!" As soon as Xie Chunmei woke up, she reached out to push the person in front of her before she could see the figure clearly.