As a result, Tongzi's voice was not heard, and the fourth cousin suffered several hairy chestnuts from his own Lao Tzu. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The crisp sound of breaking the shell is completely comparable to the sound of copper, and it is so happy that a string of little boys and girls are all leaning forward and backward.

Undisguised joy in my heart.

When Qin Lianxiong moved his fingers and left, the lobby brother asked the fourth cousin who was still covering his head and shouting, shouting for pepper leaves to give him a call: "Are you really going to go to the bookstore with your classmates?" ”

When the fourth cousin heard this, he put down his hand, flattened his mouth, and said, "I'm not stupid." ”

He glared at Lilac, who was rolling his eyes at him, and was about to speak, but was glared at by the lobby brother, and hurriedly straightened up, and lowered his hand: "When the time comes, they ask me how Bai Qin is strong, I say I don't know, they think I'm stupid." I said I know, I'm not really stupid! ”

As he spoke, he hooked the necks of the sixth brother and the fifth cousin: "Besides, there is nothing to go to in the bookstore, except that books are words, where can it be compared to our brothers walking alone." ”

Brother Lobby nodded when he listened.

It's not for the fourth cousin's evaluation of the bookstore, but because the younger brothers are younger, the little boys of the West School, it's inevitable to be naughty and mischievous, and that's how he came when he was a child, but no matter how smart and weird he is, the age is there.

But he was alone in Tojuku.

There are all half-grown children who are thirteen or fourteen years old, and the older they get, the more they have hearts.

Since the news that he had made a lot of money by making white celery by beating his own family spread throughout Chongtang, he obviously felt that not only a few classmates who were also attached to school treated him differently than usual, but also those distant cousins and cousins of the Yao family treated him unusually.

But the people didn't scold him or beat him, they all greeted him with a smile on their faces, either invited him to the market, or brought him new books from the bookstore, and even had to ask him for dinner.

Don't pinch it in your heart, you have to be upbeat and deal with it carefully.

However, the grandfather and father and uncle of the family are not much better, and they also have to deal with some people who do not want to cope and have to deal with them.

There are also grandmothers and mothers and aunts, and I heard that recently, there are many gentry and businessmen who have sent New Year's gifts to their subordinates, and they can not be lazy at all.

He should also learn to cope.

What's more, at the beginning of the New Year, as long as the second, third, and sixth grades don't waste their homework during the month of the New Year, they can't be admitted to the East School. He, the eldest brother, still has to cover them, so he can't be afraid of these entertainments.

In this way, it seems that it is better for him to go to the appointment in a few days.

When I was thinking to myself, I suddenly felt something dangling in front of my eyes. When I looked closely, I realized that it was Xiao Si shaking his head in front of him.

And the fourth cousin saw that the elder brother's eyes finally had a focal length, tilted his head and said curiously: "Big brother, what are you thinking, so fascinated." ”

Brother Lobby didn't answer, but took a step back and looked at him vigilantly: "What do you want to do?" ”

The fourth cousin looked at the fifth cousin and the sixth brother who were standing together and talking about something, and then at the clove who was holding the pepper fragrant leaves and muttering something, shrugged his shoulders and laughed: "Big brother, can you take us to Chongtang to play?" He added: "I heard that a group of tricksters just came to Chongtang, drawing knives and breaking tongues, swallowing knives and spitting fire, pretending to be good." ”

As soon as these words came out, the little boys who were muttering to each other before had already swarmed around, and Xiangye also took the pepper and followed the cloves to squeeze to the lobby brother.

Lilac squeezed away the fourth cousin and hugged the arm of her own brother, which means that if you don't agree, I won't let go. Xiangye also pulled the other sleeve of Brother Lobby and blinked: "Big brother, Jiaojiao and I also want to go." ”

Speaking of which, the little girls in the family are actually no strangers to Chongtang, and they often take turns to follow the ladies of the family to Chongtang to buy daily necessities on weekdays.

But somehow, the Chongtang in their eyes and the Chongtang in the mouths of the little boys are like two worlds.

Lilac knows it, and has already moved his mind to go to Chongtang with the little boys to play crazy, and even the peppercorns are also hot.

Only the lobby brother has not yet spoken, the fourth cousin has already bent down to poke the little face of the pepper round red flutter, looking at the red dots on the forehead of the pepper because the steamed dumplings at home are lit by the bay leaves, and then reached out and pressed it, before he bent his fingers and flicked the round nose of the bay leaves, and said to her: "You can go, the small meat dumplings are too small to go." ”

"Little Meat Dumpling" blinked, and the little meat hand with the meat vortex pointed in the direction that Qin Lianxiong had just left, and said deliberately: "Second Uncle take me there." ”

The little boys and girls were already laughing, and the fourth cousin glared, and said coaxing and frightened: "Don't talk about the second uncle, even the eldest uncle won't dare to take you there." Those sword-swallowing fire-spitting monsters are scary. You're too young to see this. ”

There is some truth in this, but Hua Jiao still shook his head to hold back a smile, tilted his neck and deliberately interrupted him: "These are all tricks, they are fake, and they are deceitful, I am not afraid." ”

The fourth cousin was dumbfounded, and the rest of the people saw that the fourth cousin was choked by peppercorns and couldn't speak, and they were already laughing.

The fourth cousin was about to pinch the little face of the pepper: "Little meat dumplings, why are you so weird." As he spoke, he looked at the clove again: "This is not flattering." ”

Huajiao looked at Lilac, who was pinching her finger joints and walking behind the fourth cousin, who was eager to try, and held back her laughter until her stomach hurt, but she still wanted to tease the fourth cousin: "The second uncle and the second aunt like me, and everyone likes me." After speaking, he flattened his mouth and sniffed and was about to pretend to be aggrieved, but before the words could be spoken, a snot bubble spewed out.

The fourth cousin listened to the words of the pepper, his face turned black, and he puffed out his cheeks and really wanted to pinch the face of the pepper, but suddenly saw a snot bubble spewing out of her, and he fell to the ground laughing.

Sichuan pepper was stupid on the ground, rolling his eyes, staring at the snot bubbles, not daring to move, and the surroundings were already bursting with laughter.

Lilac looked at the small appearance of the snot bubbles and turned her eyes to stare at the snot bubbles, and almost squirted out the snot bubbles with a smile, Xiangye snorted and stared at the bubbles with round eyes, but the two of them looked like sisters, and after reacting, they immediately took out a handkerchief and blew the snot of the peppercorns.

The fourth cousin jumped up and shouted "don't move" in his mouth, and stretched out his finger to poke the snot bubble.

The bluffed pepper hurriedly pulled the handkerchief pinned to the placket, and blew it before the fourth cousin.

The fifth cousin looked at the fourth cousin with a heartache and regret, smiled and squatted down holding his stomach, and teasing the pepper: "Jiaojiao, why don't you keep the snot bubbles, keep the bubbles for blowing and inhaling, the bubbles will get bigger and smaller, it's like a trick, it's fun." ”

The sixth brother, who had already stepped forward to hug the pepper and wiped her nose, glanced at him: "How did the fifth brother know?" Is it really that much fun? ”

The fifth cousin, who was sitting on the instep of the second cousin, stopped laughing abruptly, hiccuped, and laughed wryly, not daring to coax anymore, but the second cousin's slap also came up.

The four cousins were left staring at the peppercorns with round eyes, and they were still muttering that it was not fun.

was greeted by the third cousin and a hairy chestnut on the door of his head, and the fourth cousin looked at his brother with blinking, but he didn't dare to mumble anymore.

Seeing that he had been taught a lesson, Lilac pinched the knuckles of his fingers, but did not greet him again.

The seventh cousin laughed from beginning to end, the snot bubbles one after another, and he didn't let the bay leaves rub him, came over and took the little hand of the pepper and told her to see, and followed the example of the fourth cousin and nodded the red spots on her forehead, but he spoke more than the fourth cousin: "Jiaojiao is good, the fourth brother will not take you to Chongtang, the seventh brother will take you there." ”

also told the pepper: "Swallowing knives and spitting fire is watched by the little boys, not by the little girls, I'll take you to see the flowers!" If you throw the lotus seeds into the warm water, they will bloom in less than a quarter of an hour, which is beautiful! ”

When the fourth cousin heard this, he looked at his brother and snorted: "You little kid with a white fruit still have to go to Chongtang with us, but you dare to play such a package ticket with Jiaojiao." ”

He also said: "Silly boy, the lotus seed blossoming is an illusion, my grandfather has already said that the lotus seed is actually put in the hollowed out egg shell in advance and then sealed the small hole with paper to let the old hen hatch." Wait for the twenty-first day of incubation, pour it out and wash it with cool strong tea water, put it in a cool place, and when it is time to do the trick, bury it in the sludge mixed with sulfur powder, and it will bloom in less than a quarter of an hour, although it is far smaller than the ordinary lotus, but it is much smaller than the wine cup! ”

Before the words fell, not only the seventh cousin and Xiangye listened, but they looked at the fourth cousin with round eyes with their heads raised, and even Huajiao was stupid.

The fourth cousin looked at the petrified three younger siblings in front of him, and he was proud.

Probably because children are good teachers, he took a breath and continued: "There is also the same reason for planting melons that are born." It's just to drill holes with eggs, remove white and yellow. Then use two coins of licorice to grind into powder, mix it with watermelon seeds, put it in the eggshell, seal the mouth and put it in the damp corner of the wall. When it's time to do the trick, as long as you make a bowl of loose soil, throw in melon seeds, and spray water twice, you can watch the melon seeds sprout and grow vines and spread leaves, and it will be a moment, and you can produce a copper-sized watermelon. Let's have fun! ”

The three little head melons nodded as if the chicken pecked rice, and the seventh cousin, who had a slight dislike for the fourth cousin just now, had already pounced, fortunately, the fourth cousin had practiced his fists and feet for more than half a year, and Daddy Qin personally pointed out the squatting steps, and he had two points of foot strength, so he was not knocked to the ground by the seventh cousin like a calf, and the seventh cousin was already hanging on the fourth cousin, and asked him with his head up: "Really?" Fourth brother, is this all true? ”

The fourth cousin nodded proudly, but he didn't take the seventh cousin off, and was about to answer, when the fifth cousin next to him already said, "Of course it's true." ”

As he spoke, he squatted down, and said to pepper and bay leaves: "I haven't seen money in oil!" Reach into the hot oil pot to withdraw money, look at the bluffing, in fact, this is also a medicinal skill, the oil is sandblasting, it is a kind of traditional Chinese medicine, click in and watch the oil pot boiling, in fact, it is not rolling at all. and the basket of water, which is also a medicinal skill. In fact, it is to take the spring chicken eggs to dry and grind the powder, plus the starch used for thickening in the kitchen, stir the water and apply it on the basket, after the shade is dry, it can not be seen at all, but it is really not leaky when the water is lifted. The trick of calling the word floating on the water is the same, take two coins of alum and pound it into five points, take an ink and write on the paper, float the paper on the water and then remove the paper, but the handwriting can still remain on the water. It's fun, it's actually all medicine, how can anyone in this world really know magic, it's just to fool those foolish women and ignorant children. ”

Huajiao was surprised, she had heard of taking money from the fire, but the others were unheard of, but this was also amazing, it simply opened up a new world for her.

nodded at the fifth cousin: "Fifth brother, is there anything else?" I still want to hear it. ”

Xiangye and the seventh cousin couldn't stop nodding, the three of them surrounded the fifth cousin, and the angry fourth cousin stared: "Eh, it's my turn!" ”

The fifth cousin grinned: "Of course, let your fourth brother tell you about lighting a wall lamp." ”

The fourth cousin's eyes lit up and he was about to speak, but the brothers had already looked at it and shook their heads.

Brother Lobby even said to the fourth cousin and the fifth cousin: "You don't have a door like this, don't go to see people trick in the future, people are originally illusions, and when the time comes, one of you will shout out happily, smash people's jobs, break the rules in the industry, and you must not be cleaned up half to death!" ”

The fourth cousin jumped to his feet and said: "I'm not as stupid as Xiao Wu, don't I talk to my younger brothers and sisters, so that they can know that the world is sinister, and don't be coaxed in the future." ”

Saying that, he also told the three peppercorns seriously: "Grandfather said that from ancient times to the present, the rivers and lakes are eclectic and varied, and the towel skin and plum hanging is one of the eight major portals. Our common fortune-telling, physiognomy, and divination are called towel shops, and those who treat diseases, sell medicines, and heal injuries are called skin shops. Anyway, whether it is a towel and a plum hanging, or a flat group and a willow, although it is also a poor person who relies on his ability to eat, it is worthy of awe. But ordinary people like us still have to stay away from them. ”

But don't talk about Xiangye and Seventh Cousin, even Huajiao is confused.

Although it was said in her previous life that where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, but where has she seen real rivers and lakes, there are many of them just ponds.

When the third cousin heard this, he slapped the fourth cousin again: "You also said that you are not stupid, I see that you are really stupid." I don't know what it is, and I dare to show all kinds of things to my younger brothers and sisters, do you know or do they understand? ”

The fourth cousin puffed out his cheeks, but the fifth cousin didn't care about harming the fourth cousin, but rolled his eyes back, raised his eyebrows, and said to the brothers: "Eh, then you say, which line of work are the four 'divine dragons' in our backyard?" (To be continued.) )