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"Ding, the cunning of the C-level task merchant is completed, and the host completes the task by forty times the excess quota, and obtains 40 reputation points, 400 experience points, and an additional monetary reward of 1% of the transaction amount of the host task. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"Ding, the money bar is open, the currency is confirmed: RMB, and other currencies will be calculated at the exchange rate of RMB."

Open the character interface, and the money column reads:

Currency: RMB Amount: ¥1313

Liu Yi is immersed in the joy of earning his first money.

"Yi'er, when did you have a ninety-year-old grandfather, and I don't know? Didn't your grandmother pass away a few years ago, will she make you tofu? Jumped out of the grave again? Your grandmother is a northeasterner, you are sure she can make tofu, when did you start to learn to deceive people? You didn't lie to me and your dad before, did you? Mother Liu patted the back of Liu Yi's head and said displeased.

"Mom, it's wronged, this is just a wording for doing business, this is a business method. How can she be considered a deception if she is willing to do so? How dare I lie to you and my father, my mother is so shrewd, as the saying goes, knowing the son Mo Ruomu, my little bit of careful thinking, you haven't seen through it at a glance, how dare I be careful in front of you, you say yes? ”

Liu Yi suffocated his mouth with disdain in his heart, a piece of tofu has been sold for more than ten years, and you are not the legendary ******, and you are still shrewd, I don't even bother to hit you.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for comprehending the skill negotiation, when the host talks to the unit, there is a certain chance that the unit will make a different judgment."

This... Is fart chatting also a skill?

I don't understand, I don't understand, but it looks pretty good.

"Roll the calf, you don't learn well at a young age, and you still have commercial methods, so you can say that you cheat."

"Yi'er's mother, this is your mistake, I also saw the situation just now, that kind of nouveau riche should teach a good lesson, Yi'er is very clever, she can sell tofu at such a high price, this may be the most expensive tofu in history, besides, a thousand yuan, maybe people haven't taken it to heart, Yi'er, it's good."

"Ninety-four, ninety-four, second aunt, thank you, thank you for the heroine's help, the little man has nothing to repay, so he has to ...... at night Please go to the restaurant with Brother Yang for dinner. (If you want to go to the corner of the wall, you want to go to the corner of the wall.) ）

"Bring it." Liu's mother stretched out her hand.

"What's that?"

Mother Liu rubbed her thumb and middle finger and glanced at Liu Yi contemptuously.

"Sample, you learned the art of war from your father, isn't this the trick to move the kidneys, pretending to be crazy and stupid, young age, what do you want so much money for?"

"It's a sound that hits the west..."

Liu Yi reluctantly took out 1,300 yuan from the money column, looking at the lonely thirteen in the money column, Liu Yi felt that he must look like a stupid thirteen at this moment.

"Well, yes, is your ideological consciousness very high?"

"It's all well cultivated by the party and superiors."

"Very good, very good, this is my mother's good son, come, these two hundred will be your reward, save some flowers, his second aunt, why don't you go to the restaurant to eat, I will buy a few dishes in the evening, you and Xiaoao come to my house to eat, the craftsmanship of the hotel is not as good as mine."

"Little two..."Liu Yi was speechless.

"it, don't be so troublesome, just a few dishes..."

Time: Dusk

Location: Liu Yi's home.

"Bang."

"Auntie, we're here, and I also brought Brother Yi's favorite big bones."

"Good boy, what if you push the door lightly and break the door of your aunt's house? It's you yourself who like to eat big bones, when did you remember when did your brother like to eat big bones, and the big bones he gave him didn't go into your stomach, right? ”

Yang Ao touched his head in embarrassment and wondered.

"Mom, how do you know?"

"Haha, damn it, this kid is as simple as ever, you don't know, this kid doesn't know how many times he has broken the door of my house, it's okay, it's okay, his uncle can repair, his body is so strong, my family Yi'er can't compare."

Yang Ao touched the back of his head and smiled innocently.

"Auntie, where is my brother?"

"It's in the room."

"Mom, I'm going to do my homework in Brother Yi's room."

"Don't affect your brother Yi..."

Before the second aunt's words fell, she looked at Yang Ao with black lines and saw Yang Ao "DuangDuang" smashing Liu Yi's door.

As soon as he returned to the room and was about to lie down, Liu Yi heard a knock on the door of "DuangDuang".

One reflexively ducked under the table.

"Was there an earthquake?" Liu Yi felt that the whole room seemed to be trembling.

If you listen closely, it looks like someone is knocking on the door.

-_-||Liu Yi was full of black lines.

"Don't think about it, the one who will knock on the door with such a strong effort must be Yang Ao's second goods."

As soon as he opened the door, Liu Yi saw two fists the size of sandbags smashing towards him, if he was hit this time, Liu Yi would be crippled even if he didn't die.

"STOP!!"

The fist came to an abrupt halt.

Liu Yi patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Two goods! Can't you tap when you knock on the door? There's a doorbell on the door, and you don't know how to ring it? ”

"Forget... Forgot. Yang Ao smiled awkwardly.

"I'm speechless for you...... Come in, look stupid. ”

As soon as he entered the door, Yang Ao took out the homework assigned by the school from his schoolbag.

"Second goods, after I left, how did I mix up at school?"

"Also... OK. The pen in Yang Ao's hand paused.

Liu Yi noticed this scene.

"If you stammer, you're not less bullied, right? Look at your bear-like, older than me, older than me, but insist on putting yourself in the position of a younger brother, I used to be covered at school, no one dared to bully you, now that I'm gone, I don't know how to fight back if I'm bullied? Shiro has grown so big. ”

Yang Ao put down the pen in his hand and said:

"I can't fight anymore, I've already caused you to be persuaded to quit, I swear to study hard, to learn back with your share, I can't fight anymore......"

Who would have imagined that a man with five big and three rough would actually shed tears.

Liu Yi paused.

"Is that why you want to stay in school? Do you still care about that? Didn't I tell you? That incident has nothing to do with you, you accidentally crippled Zhou Chu in order to help me, I have no complaints about this pot, anyway, I don't like to study, it's the same whether I stay in school or not, two goods, remember, next time you beat someone, don't say hello to other people's children and grandchildren, the old lack of morality, haha. ”

Although Liu Yi was laughing, the tears in his eyes couldn't stop falling, which shows that Liu Yi actually misses those days at school very much. (Sighs too.) ）

"Haha, okay, a big man, crying a lot, wipe your tears, don't mention the past, study hard in school, and strive to learn my share back."

"Yes." Yang Ao replied unusually firmly.

"I'll see what you're learning in school now."

Liu Yi opened the math book that Yang Ao threw aside.

"Verification of unary equations, binary equations, geometric figures...... What is this, what is it, the Pythagorean theorem, I understand this, hook three strands, four strings and five, it's really ashamed to say, the teacher taught so much, I remembered this. ”

"Ding, the host comprehends the Pythagorean theorem, the intelligence value is +5, due to the insufficient amount of knowledge reserves, the lack of mentor's teaching, the host can no longer study the corresponding knowledge in depth, and cannot obtain intelligence points."

"Ding, the novice level improvement task is opened, and the host can improve the comprehensive ability level by improving the three abilities of force and intelligence, and a certain amount of experience points is required to improve the comprehensive ability level."

"Oh, it turns out that my education level shows that I am in junior high school - is it because I don't have enough knowledge? Where do I go to find a tutor, I've been expelled, do I have to find a way to go back to school? If you can't go back, won't you be able to improve your level for the rest of your life, the intelligence improvement channel is eyebrow-raising, how can you improve your strength and agility, damn it, how can you turn off the novice guide? Now you're blind, right? ”

"Brother Yi, what's wrong with you?" Yang Ao asked with concern.

"I'm fine, second goods, is the school's director still Luo Fat?"

"Who else but him, why are you asking this?"

"Nothing, do your homework."

"Oh."

Luo Fatzi's words, maybe he can think of a way.

"The fat man is greedy for money and lustful, should I start from this aspect?"

Liu Yi touched his chin thoughtfully.

"Beauty, I can't find it myself, if there is a cheap Luo Fatty, money, there are two hundred and thirteen left in the bag, eat breakfast and buy a pack of good cigarettes and it's gone, I don't know if I can let me go back to school if I invite Fat Luo to have breakfast?"

"Ahh

"Brother Yi, are you hungry? Rice? Isn't the meal ready yet? ”

"Write your words." Liu Yi rolled his eyes.

"Well, there's still a little bit left to write."

Looks like we'll have to find a way to make some money.

"Yi'er, I've taken your Brother Yang out for dinner."

"Brother Yi, now that the meal is ready, you can eat." As soon as he said eating, some kind of inexplicable liquid appeared at the corner of Yang Ao's mouth.

"Fool, when it comes to eating, it's like this." Liu Yi turned white and wiped the corners of Yang Ao's mouth with a tissue.

"Yi'er, what are you still doing in there?"

"Eh, here we are."

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! 】