75 This holiday is not my youth comedy
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Just as Doudou was sighing on the side, Lingyin stopped in front of a certain store and stared intently at the contents of it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Forehead?
What could have caught the eye of this pretentious guy to such an extent? Doudou, who thought like this, turned his head to look at her.
"Reine, do you like tropical fish?"
I saw that what Reiin was staring at intently was a colorful tropical fish swimming lightly in the aquarium at the entrance of the pet store.
「…… Well, I like it."
What a surprise. This guy would be attracted to such a girlish thing, and it's a tropical fish.
"Which one do you prefer?"
「…… Like an amblejack or a flounder."
"Huh? Aren't those tropical fish!?"
It's all edible fish, and it's all a high-priced species. To be honest, things like that are usually things that can't be heard.
Hawkers! I also want to know that in terms of the amount of my wealth, it is completely impossible to reach the higher levels, although it is shameful to say, but in fact I only belong to the people who have heard of it but have not eaten!
「…… These children are so pathetic."
Suddenly, Lingyin, who was watching the tropical fish swim, whispered these words. Her tone was a little depressed, and her eyes on the sink drooped lonely.
"How pathetic?"
「…… Hmm."
Reine nodded. Indeed, these tropical fish, which were supposed to swim freely in the seas of the far south, were kept in small aquariums for human appreciation. It may be pitiful to say pitiful. But since there is such a feeling, does it mean that Lingyin is barely an innocent girl???
"Well, after all, humans are wayward creatures."
「…… Only the fish are always bullied."
"Huh?"
Can't understand the relationship between fish and bullying. I couldn't help but make this off-line sound.
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What the hell she was talking about, although she knew the words, but she couldn't understand them at all.
Subconsciously glanced at Lingyin, who had fallen into a state of madness.
Ignore her.
If you continue to listen to her complaints, I feel like even I will get bored and irritable.
"Tianyu, Tianyu, please come here, I see a nice shop.........
Katir was waving at the front of a store.
Well done Katier! Only this time I want to praise her.
Great, finally a chance to divert the topic.
"What are you doing?"
"Let's not mention that yet. Tianyu, please come here, here!"
"Wait, what the hell is going on?"
Due to being pulled by Katir's force. Beanie loses his balance and jumps several times on one foot.
After finally regaining my balance, I was dragged by Katir through the floor.
"Look. This is it!"
The last place to arrive is ......
「…… Eyeglasses?"
After observing this storefront located next to the escalator. I came to this conclusion.
There are a variety of glasses of different sizes and shapes on display. Frames are thick and thin and rimless, and lenses are round and square, and are also divided into spherical and aspherical surfaces. There are many glasses that are completed by various permutations and combinations of frames and lenses.
Entire glasses with lenses and frames start at a price of 1,000 yen, and there are billboards like this in several places in the store. I don't know if this price is expensive or cheap.
Hawkers! If it's the deputy class leader Mao sauce, you must be quite familiar with this kind of place, right? Because she seems to have several pairs of glasses for different purposes.
But honestly, I don't really understand this stuff.
You know, in the 23rd century, there are many ways to perform visual correction or other miniature vision aids, so why bring those big, bulky eyes?
Can't understand?! Can't understand it completely!?
"How. Heavenly language, you see, you see,"
I couldn't help but sigh when I saw Katil happily wearing the glasses for trying on.
"Is your eyesight bad?"
"Huh? No, my eyesight is so good that I can monitor just by seeing unsupervised items."
This kind of example doesn't show how good her eyesight is, and I don't think it's my vision that is needed for supervision, but knowledge.
"Then why do you need to wear glasses?"
"Huh...... That one...... I'm wearing glasses now, huh?"
Looking at Doudou, who was unmoved, Katier showed a look of surprise on her face for a moment. It's like a weird guy who adds a delicious flavor to the rice!
By the way, it seems to be quite delicious.
"So what?"
"Glasses! I'm a glasses lady now, don't you have a feeling of heart pounding in Tianyu?"
"So what?"
"How could it ......?"
Katier's look of surprise turned to a stunned expression. From looking at the strange guy's eyes, to looking at Doudou like he had seen something unbelievable.
But don't say anything about the feeling of my heart pounding, I only want to choke her neck.
"If you don't need it, don't play with the products in the store. You didn't want to buy it, did you?"
"Tianyu, you're so weird! There are no glasses attributes. Are you an otaku like that?"
"Your concept of otaku has nothing to do with me."
Doudou replied expressionlessly.
I do have this house, but if I think I'm one of those real dead houses, then I'll be nerve-wracked.
Hawkers! If you really want to count it, I'm probably the kind between ordinary people and otaku.
But doesn't that mean I'm not on either side!? So what the hell am I, half-???
"Well, I hate people who talk about that kind of thing! Then you can come too! Let's wear it and watch it! That's it. You'll know how good your glasses are!"
"Shao Luo, I don't want to know about this kind of thing."
"Ouch, it's not like I haven't seen the world! Wear it, wear it quickly, put it on quickly~"
"Ahh
Doudou snatched the glasses from Katier's hand.
Although I can ignore her, Katier will never give in as long as she enters the trickster mode, and if she is not careful, she may even take the glasses that the store sells and chase me all over the floor.
If that happens, I'm afraid I'll be disgraced to the point where I won't dare to come to this department store again.
"Okay, that's it!"
As a last resort, Doudou had no choice but to put on glasses at Katier's request.
Instantly, I frowned with a strong sense of strangeness. Although the lenses do not have a prescription, I still feel a little unhappy that I can still see the shadow of the frame in my normal vision.
「………………」
"Katil?"
Katir didn't say what she thought. No, she doesn't have feelings and doesn't bother, I don't need her feelings, but I always feel that it's unnatural for this noisy guy to be silent.
The person in question, Katier, just opened her mouth slightly, staring at Doudou with dull eyes. Then, a blush appeared on her cheeks.
"Wearing glasses...... Spectacles...... Spectacles...... GLASSES……」
Yes?
Is this guy evil?
"Hey, Katir."
"Hmm!"
"What's wrong with you?"
「…… It's okay, that ...... Heavenly Language."
"Huh?"
"Glasses! Please, please marry me!"
"Huh?"
Katier leaned out of her upper body and aggressively attacked, her eyes glowing brilliantly and bright, and her whole face was slightly red, which was probably what she looked like when she had a cold.
What the hell is wrong with this guy? You actually said you were going to marry glasses or something!?
"You're all right with your head, right? Can I remove this? The bridge of my nose has been heavy and itchy since just now."
"Ahh I bought it and gave it to you as a gift. Please wear it 24 hours a day!"
"Excuse me."
"By the way, I will also give you my life, priceless!"
"What's in it for me?"
Even if she took the money upside down, I didn't want that kind of gift.
At this time. Lingyin, who has been treated as air so far, grabbed the corner of Katil's clothes and pulled it.
Even Lingyin put the display glasses on her face.
"Huh? Xiao Lingyin, what's the matter?"
「…… What do you think? …… Isn't it pretty?"
"Uh-huh! You can take it home and use it as an otaku. Huh?."
「…… Hey, hey!! ……」
Doudou subconsciously complained.
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"Haa......"
I always feel so tired, obviously I don't have anything in my hand, but I still feel so tired.
Doudou looked at Katier, who was still full of vitality, lightly, and couldn't help but sigh again.
"If only it came in and played. Then I'm going somewhere else."
"Ahh At least buy a pair of glasses that don't prescribe, so wait a little longer!"
"Give me forty seconds to get it ready."
Doudou couldn't help but say this seriously.
After that, Katir grabbed the merchandise and rushed to the counter.
Actually, I would have waited for her to finish the bill before leaving. But with that guy's personality. If she had said that in the first place, she would have to stay here all the time and not want to leave.
Since meeting Katier, Doudou has already learned a little about how to deal with "super intelligent lifeforms" beyond Earth.
But seriously, I'm not at all happy to be familiar with this kind of thing.
"Oh, what a fulfilling holiday!"
「…… I'm so happy, I want to go again."
"I don't want to go there with you two again......
In the red-dyed street scene of the sunset, Doudou sags his shoulders to the limit and sets out on his way home.
As a result, the window shopping itinerary of the department store did not stop at the optical store, and even spread to the pet store upstairs and the children's playground on the top floor.
Think about the appearance of a high school student, but on the inside is a monster-level character who has lived for hundreds of years, and actually went to the children's playground with two female high school students.
The most important thing is to go down and play in person! You can imagine how embarrassing and humiliating this is.
Although it is mainly because of the fact that Katier forcibly pulled together to play. But in any case, this fact cannot be changed.
Because of shopping with such two people, Doudou is now so ashamed that he no longer dares to go to that department store. No, in fact, he didn't have the opportunity and the will to go there in the first place.
"I can work hard for another week."
"Damn, I've gone shopping with you as you wish, so I'm going to work hard tomorrow."
Why is my youth comedy holiday like this!?
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