Chapter 59: Teacher-Student Fight
In the evening, after Yang Xiaoyue, Mark, and Zhao Chunjiang returned to the courtyard, Li Feiyang convened a meeting. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Zhao Chunjiang was the most uncontrollable, and was the first to speak: "Big brother, what's the important thing?" You say yes, and we're all listening. ā
Li Feiyang said: "Recently, I published a novel, which may cause some trouble, and you are estimated to be affected by me, so now I will remind you in advance, so that you can be a little mentally prepared." ā
Zhao Chunjiang hadn't read the manuscript of "Red Sorghum", but he knew about it, and when he heard it, he said: "Is it because you published this novel called "Red Sorghum", boss, that someone will harass you, and even others will harass us?" ā
Li Feiyang said with a smile: "It's not harassment but an interview, or a subject to find a report." I'm not more than fifteen years old now, and whether it's writing fairy tales or martial arts novels, there aren't many literary workers who really pay attention to me, and even after reading my works, they just laugh it off and don't care. Not to mention drawing comics, there are not many people who are engaged in literature who take these things into their eyes. But once I publish a real orthodox literary work with literary content, it will definitely attract the attention of literary workers, and at the same time, it will also become a very good news topic, a middle school student writes a very good middle-length novel, this is a very suitable topic for hype, I can't escape this topic. ā
Li Dongsheng wondered: "Boss, are you so confident that your work will make such a big noise?" ā
Li Feiyang said: "If I were ten years older, although there would be a sensation, it would only be limited to the literary world, but now I am still young, writing fairy tales, drawing comics, and writing martial arts, in the eyes of old literary workers, it is just a small fight, a child's graffiti." But this "Red Sorghum" is different from the previous works, this is an orthodox literary work, the height of thought, the narrative skills and the style of language, destined to cause controversy, some people will criticize, some people will praise, and finally the eyes will focus on me. I am still quite confident in the literary status of this work. ā
Since Li Feiyang said so, everyone also believed in his judgment.
After dating for such a long time, Li Feiyang rarely said things that he was not sure of, basically everything he had foresight, and after a long time, everyone was not surprised, and developed the habit of "Since the boss said it, we will do it, anyway, he never makes a mistake".
After Li Feiyang said this, he looked at everyone: "Just be a little mentally prepared, it's not a big deal, but it's best for Chunjiang and Mark not to have too much contact with the media."
Zhao Chunjiang said: "Boss, why is this?"
Li Feiyang said with a smile: "When you show up in the future, it is estimated that the most annoying thing for you will be people in the media!" Hahaha... However, "
Li Feiyang said to Zhao Chunjiang: "However, it may not be a good thing for you to be exposed to the media too early now, so it's better to be careful." ā
Zhao Chunjiang looked puzzled: "Boss, why is this?" ā
Mark reprimanded, "Why are you asking so much? Just do it! ā
Zhao Chunjiang said: "Ma Xiaowu, aren't you curious why?"
Mark looked at the idiot in his eyes: "I can't think of this, see how you move forward in the future?"
Zhao Chunjiang was furious: "Speak secretly, are you a girl?" What a dumb riddle! ā
Li Feiyang said: "Stop, why do you two pinch each other as soon as you meet?"
Zhao Chunjiang said: "Boss, your mother-in-law and mother are not happy to talk, you are really anxious!"
Li Feiyang said with a smile: "There are no outsiders nearby, so I'll just say it." Chunjiang, you must know that since you and Mark handed over the two articles I gave you to the relevant personnel of the central government without telling me, we have entered the sight of the upper echelons, and now we ......" Li Feiyang stretched out his finger and pointed to the sky, "Someone is watching us above!" Your and Mark's every move is watched by someone with a heart. The two of you are now the two seedlings being investigated, you must be cautious in your words and deeds, and it is better for today's media figures to be less provoked. Of course, you are being monitored, and I can't run away, damn it, it's the two of you who make decisions without authorization, making me so passive, and I'm also among the above investigations! ā
Zhao Chunjiang said suddenly: "Is this just a matter to be opened?" Why do you want to stop talking and hide it? Doesn't sound pleasant! ā
Li Feiyang said solemnly: "Chunjiang, you must get used to this way of speaking!" In the future, most of the people you associate with will not speak very straightforwardly, and the people in the system will speak very implicitly, and you must think about it well when you speak in the future, otherwise in the eyes of the elderly, it will be immature! A tendon! It's not good for the future! ā
Zhao Chunjiang saw that Li Feiyang's words were harsh and stern, which was very rare, and he couldn't help but feel worried, and said, "Boss, I know!" Pay attention in the future! Don't be so serious, I look at you and my heart is beating a little bit. ā
Li Feiyang said: "Chunjiang, you are the hope of your family, and also the hope of your grandfather's family, the two families will pave the way for you together, if you don't succeed, how can you be worthy of the hard work of the two old people?"
Turning his head to Mark, he said, "Old Five, you remind him a little more in the future!"
Mark said, "No problem, leave it to me!"
Li Feiyang said: "Fortunately, after Chunjiang, he developed in the army, which is very good for his temper, and he will adapt to it after a few years of training."
Li Dongsheng and the others saw it half-clearly, and they didn't know how to interject for a while, but when they didn't say anything, they asked: "Boss, which one of you three are singing?"
Li Feiyang waved his hand and said: "This is the road problem of Chunjiang and Mark in the future, and it has little to do with us, so I won't say more, don't ask more about the few of you, you will naturally know in the future."
Since Li Feiyang didn't want to say it, everyone knew that they couldn't ask anything if they asked, so they had to suppress their curiosity.
At this time, Li Feiyang noticed that Yang Xiaoyue's expression was a little wrong, and hurriedly asked, "Xiao Qi, what's wrong with you?" What's this expression? What happened? ā
Yang Xiaoyue slurred: "Nothing? It's just a little thing, and I'm a little bit difficult to deal with. ā
Liu Xiaolu next to her said: "Since Yueyue helped the Chinese teacher correct her homework in the office, she has this expression, and I don't know what happened to Teacher Cai?" ā
Li Feiyang said curiously: "Teacher Cai is very good, she is a famous talented girl in our school, what can I do with you?" ā
Yang Xiaoyue said: "Today I was joking with Teacher Cai in the office, and when I was about to get out of class, she gave me a small note, which wrote a limerick to mock me, I didn't know how to deal with it, and now I was thinking about writing something to ridicule her." ā
Everyone was curious, and Li Feiyang asked, "What did Mr. Cai write on the note?" ā
Yang Xiaoyue hesitated for a while, took out a note from her pocket, and handed it to Li Feiyang: "No, it's this note, after you read it, don't spread it!" ā
Li Feiyang opened the note, watched it by the light, and saw a few limerick poems written on the note:
The flat ground is thousands of feet high,
See the chest but not the head.
The white clouds are around their waists,
The chaffinch walks under the armpits.
Foot across the banks of the river,
Causing water to flow backwards.
Li Feiyang looked at it and laughed.
Yang Xiaoyue said coquettishly: "You are still laughing!" You're still laughing! I'm!"
It turned out that Yang Xiaoyue was tall and tall, a head taller than ordinary girls, almost 1.75 meters tall. In the circle of girls, he is already a big man. With a tall stature, her feet are naturally big, and her feet are also famous among girls, and she is often joked about by her classmates.
Today, Teacher Cai also teased Yang Xiaoyue about Yang Xiaoyue's height and big feet, no wonder she was ashamed, angry, and funny.
After Li Feiyang finished reading it, the note was snatched away by Liu Xiaolu, and after reading it, the little girl hugged her stomach, laughed wildly, and laughed to tears: "Oh, I'm laughing to death!" Yueyue, Mr. Cai is too exaggerated, so funny! She said your feet are big enough to plug the river and pour it back, hahaha, that's so imaginable! ā
Li Feiyang looked at Yang Xiaoyue's size and her developed full and firm breasts from head to toe, and nodded: "With Teacher Cai's height, standing by your side, it is true that you can't see your chest and head, hahaha." ā
At this time, the note had been circulated in everyone's hands, and everyone laughed and was overjoyed.
Yang Xiaoyue's face turned red with shame, hugged Li Feiyang's arm, and bit it hard, while grabbing the soft flesh of Li Feiyang's waist with one hand, and grabbing one of Li Feiyang's ears with the other, and said viciously: "Laugh again!" If you laugh again, I'll kill you! ā
Li Feiyang bent down and bowed his head: "Oops, ouch, let go, let go, I promise not to laugh anymore!" ā
Yang Xiaoyue snorted, and then let go of the hand that was pulling her ears, but the hand on Li Feiyang's waist was still pinching a piece of Li Feiyang's soft flesh and twisting around.
Li Feiyang grinned and said, "Auntie, let go, it hurts me to death!" When you let go, I promise to give you a breath! Hahaha... He couldn't help but laugh again.
Everyone laughed for a while, laughing that their stomachs hurt, and then slowly quieted down.
Yang Xiaoyue hugged Li Feiyang's arm and said frantically: "I'm so angry!" I want revenge! I want revenge! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!... You have to help me think of a way to be ironic about Mr. Cai! ā
Li Feiyang stopped laughing: "Don't worry, if you dare to laugh at my wife, you just look down on me, I will definitely help you avenge this revenge!" ā
Yang Xiaoyue twisted to the side, blushing and said, "Phew! Who's your wife! ā
Li Feiyang laughed and asked everyone in the room: "How do you say to fight back?" Can you help your sister-in-law vent? ā
Xie Fuzhi has always been anxious, and at this time he said with great interest: "I'll come!" I got it! I also wrote a limerick poem to satirize Mr. Cai, hehehe. ā
Immediately spread out the paper, Xie Fuzhi took out a brush, brushed and wrote a few lines, and after writing, asked everyone: "How is it?" There's a level, right? ā
Everyone looked carefully, and there were a few lines of big characters written on the plain white rice paper between:
Ugly, ugly, ugly,
Twisted waist.
Twisted spine,
Ugly is just ugly!
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Li Feiyang laughed breathlessly and said, "No, no, this is obviously insulting, this is a bit excessive!" Let's change the song! ā
Xie Fuzhi scratched his head and said: "I'll just think about it for the time being, or the boss, you should write it." ā
Li Feiyang smiled: "Okay, I'll write it." Since Teacher Cai laughed at Xiao Qi's height, I made a fuss about her skin. ā
Teacher Cai is very beautiful, but his skin is a little dark, in fact, it is not black, teachers in this era often participate in labor, the wind and sun are exposed, and the skin becomes wheat-colored, which is healthy skin, but Teacher Cai is a little darker than other female teachers.
Li Feiyang made a fuss about her dark skin, and immediately wrote a few lines of limerick poems on a blank paper:
The teeth are like black jade diamonds,
The face is cloudy.
Sweat like ink,
Black smoke came out of the breath.
Not like a Han girl,
It's like an African face.
Sleep on the black lacquer stool,
Autumn water is a long day!
After writing, Li Feiyang handed it to Yang Xiaoyue: "Show it to Teacher Cai tomorrow, and be ashamed of her!" ā
When everyone saw it, there was another burst of laughter.