Chapter 288: Miss Welcome

Li Wenya glanced at Tian Feng and said: "What you eat and kiss is not the same thing, I don't think there is any difference at all." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Tian Feng smiled: "How can there be no difference, eating you is harming you, kissing you is loving you, of course it is different." ”

"Yes! Then I'll kiss you now. Li Wenya said, just twisting it on Tian Feng's lower back.

"Oops! What are you doing! I won't protect you anymore. Tian Feng deliberately let go of his body. As soon as Li Wenya saw this situation, she immediately bypassed a table and ran upstairs.

"Haha! Ha ha! ”

Tian Feng, Li Shishi and Zhang Tianshui saw it, and they all laughed.

Zhang Xiaoyi saw Li Wenya running away, just stood in place and looked at her stunned, and did not go over to chase her.

After that, Zhang Xiaoyi turned around and came to Tian Feng again, this time he seemed to have found a new target, that is, he walked in front of Li Shishi and stared at her endlessly.

"She looks like a pretty sister!" Zhang Xiaoyi suddenly said such a sentence.

When Li Shishi heard this, she was immediately frightened and wanted to cry.

She hurriedly looked at Zhang Xiaoyi and said, "Don't be, I don't look like anything at all." ”

Zhang Xiaobang Yi couldn't help but say, so he came over again and took Li Shishi's hand and said, "No, you are like her, you are her, let me kiss her." "Saying that, I actually wanted to stretch out my head to kiss Li Shishi's face!

Li Shishi pushed him away, and he also hid behind Tian Feng.

"Tian Feng, what the hell is going on with him ---! How to look, like a child. Until now, Li Shishi can't figure out what happened to this young man, at the beginning, it seemed to be normal, but the next actions are obviously not something that a normal person can do.

"Was he a kid in the first place! Why, if you don't believe it, you're only seven or eight years old now. Tian Feng said with a smile.

"How is this possible--- this." Li Shishi hid behind Tian Feng, looking at Zhang Xiaoyi with her eyes, and couldn't figure it out in her heart.

"Okay, Xiao Yi, don't make trouble, let's go back!"

Zhang Tianshui saw that his son had already taken the medicine and started to mess around again, so he went over and pulled his son over.

"No, am I going to kiss her!" Zhang Xiaoyi was still a little unhappy.

Zhang Tianshui just glared at his son and reprimanded: "No, this is rude, do you know!" ”

"No! I'm going to kiss her, or I won't go back." Zhang Xiaoyi looked unrelenting.

At this time, Tian Feng also came over to coax the child: "Xiao Yi! You go back first, and when you come next time, I'll let you kiss her, not this time, she'll be upset and beat you, you know! ”

Zhang Xiaoyi looked at Tian Feng and said, "Why is she unwilling, do I like her!" When I kissed my mother, she was always willing, not only did she not beat me, but she would kiss me in return! ”

When Tian Feng and Zhang Tianshui heard this, they couldn't help laughing. "Haha! Ha ha! ”

And when Li Shishi heard this, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.

When Tian Feng heard this, he said with a smile: "Because, you just met her, and you are not familiar with it yet, you have to be familiar with it!" For example, you and your mom live together all day, so it's very familiar to you to do this. If other children don't know your mother and kiss her, she won't want to, you know! ”

As soon as Tian Feng said, Zhang Xiaoyi tilted his head and thought for a while, then said again: "Okay then!" Next time I come, I'll kiss her again! ”

After speaking, he just looked at Zhang Tianshui and said, "Dad, then let's go home!" I'll just go back and kiss my mom. ”

As soon as these words came out, they made Zhang Tianshui blush, and made Tian Feng and Li Shishi almost burst out laughing, but in front of Zhang Tianshui, they didn't laugh particularly badly, and they didn't make much noise.

"Okay, let's go back!" After Zhang Tianshui finished speaking, he pulled his son out of the door of the hotel.

Tian Feng also walked over, sent the father and son to the car outside, and returned to the hotel after watching them leave.

Looking at Li Shishi, who was still a little shy, Tian Feng couldn't help but go over and take her hand and say, "It's okay!" Isn't this a bit sudden? ”

Li Shishi glanced at Tian Feng and said: "What's going on with this child, he looks like an adult, how can he be a child!" ”

Tian Feng said: "He's not a child in character, it's because he's a child in intelligence, understand!" ”

Li Shishi said: "What's the matter, isn't this kid normal!" ”

"What do you say! Is he normal! I didn't see it, I was giving him medicine just now! Tian Feng looked at Li Shishi and said.

"What kind of medicine did you give him just now, I look like mineral water!" Li Shishi didn't understand what kind of medicine Tian Feng gave the child to drink, which was poured out of a mineral water bottle.

Tian Feng said: "That is called wisdom holy water, after people drink it, they will become wise." ”

When Li Shishi heard this, she was a little surprised, she had grown so big, but she had never heard of this kind of medicine! How does it feel like some kind of elixir, it doesn't seem like a real thing at all.

"This mineral water is so powerful." Li Shishi looked at the bottle of mineral water that Tian Feng put on the dining table, and couldn't help but pick it up and look at it.

"Of course, if you don't believe it, you can try it in a sip." Tian Feng looked at Li Shishi and smiled.

"Then what will happen if I drink it! Will it really get smart! Li Shishi looked at the mineral water in her hand, and really wanted to drink it.

Tian Feng went over and took the mineral water from Li Shishi's hand and said, "As long as you take a sip, you may become Marie Curie or Li Qingzhao." ”

"Ah, don't be so powerful! If that's the case, then why don't you take him to the school and sell him to the students, they won't all be admitted to Qingbei. Li Shishi listened to Tian Feng's words, but she was a little skeptical.

"However, this holy water also has a side effect, that is, for people with normal intelligence, after drinking it, they will become more intelligent and lustful at the same time. Just like that silly boy just now, he wants to kiss when he sees a beautiful woman. Tian Feng looked at Li Shishi and said.

"But he's a man! What happens to the woman after she drinks it! Li Shishi didn't believe what Tian Feng said.

"After the woman drank it, she immediately became Pan Jinlian, believe it or not." Tian Feng said, just handed the holy water to Li Shishi and said, "Do you want to become Miss Pan!" If you want, you can take a sip and make sure you'll be undressed in front of me right away. ”

When Li Shishi heard this, she glared at Tian Feng and said, "Hmph, I don't believe it, but I don't know how to drink it." I'm still fine like this. Women, it doesn't matter if you're smart or not, it's important to be beautiful! ”

When Tian Feng heard this, he said again: "Then do you want to be more beautiful." When Li Shishi heard this, she said again: "What do you mean, do you want to say that this holy water still has the effect of beautifying and nourishing the skin!" ”

"Of course, since it's holy water, of course it has a variety of functions. Is there only one function! Then it is not called holy water, then it can only be called mineral water. Tian Feng looked at Li Shishi again and said.

"Forget it, I feel like I'm almost as good as I look, no matter how beautiful I am." Li Shishi knows what she looks like, she is already very content, and she doesn't want to be more beautiful. At the same time, she also felt that she was almost up to the sky like this, and it was impossible for her to be beautiful anymore.

When Tian Feng heard this, he just looked at Li Shishi and smiled: "So, do you feel that you are almost the same as Chang'e's sister Miss Xi Shi!" Don't you want to be more beautiful! ”

Li Shishi said: "Contented people are often happy, I am already very content with beauty, I don't want to be beautiful anymore, just this, I have often 'scourged' others, and sometimes I have to 'scourge' myself!" ”

"Hmmm! If you can understand this, it seems that your university is not in vain! Tian Feng looked at Li Shishi and smiled.

"Hey, Tian Feng, what level of education are you, and the level of listening to your speech is not low!" Li Shishi has never asked Tian Feng what level of education he is, but he feels that he should also be a college student.

"I'm a little better than you, a graduate of Kyoto University of Technology." Tian Feng looked at Li Shishi modestly and proudly and said.

"Ah, is it still a prestigious university!" When Li Shishi heard this, she was a little surprised.

"It's nothing, it's normal." Tian Feng said modestly.

"That's it, and it's a little better than me! Is this also a little stronger! I'm just a college student! Li Shishi looked at Tian Feng and smiled.

"Isn't that just a little stronger! I'm an undergraduate, you're a junior college, isn't it just one level higher! Tian Feng looked at Li Shishi and joked.

"Well, it's a little stronger, but this is enough to make these two kinds of college students have different fates, don't you say?" Li Shishi looked at Tian Feng again and said.

"Yes! Now college students looking for a job, at least they have to be at the second level! It's hard to find any good jobs even with three books. Tian Feng said.

"Speaking of which, I want to thank you! Let me be a college student and find such a good job, if my classmates knew about it, they would definitely envy me. Li Shishi said happily again.

"Yes! A welcome lady earns tens of thousands of dollars a month, which is a legend in the industry. Tian Feng also echoed.

"Hey, Tian Feng, then do you think I should tell some of my classmates! It also makes them envious. When Tian Feng heard this, he said, "I advise you not to say it." ”

"Why don't you say it?" Li Shishi was a little puzzled.

"Because your classmates know, not only do they not believe that a welcome lady can earn tens of thousands of dollars a month, but they will also think that you are not a welcome lady at all." Tian Feng said with a smile.

"If you think I'm not a hostess, what do you think I'm doing?" Li Shishi looked at Tian Feng again and asked. "They'll think you're a 'Miss Welcome.'" Tian Feng said with a smile.