Everyone in life will encounter more or less unpleasant things, and people will always say that they are really unlucky and late today when they are punished for being late and their wages are deducted. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 It's not terrible to be unlucky, but it's terrible if you keep being unlucky like Li Ling. It is a miracle that Li Ling can still live well all the time, and the following is Li Ling's sad past.

Li Ling is very weak, not only himself is unlucky, but even whoever is good to him or who he is good to will be unlucky. When she was born, she was beaten up by her because she didn't cry out at the first time.

When he was one year old, Li Ling had just learned to crawl and walk, crawling all over the house, and he found a mouse trap under Li Ling's bed. It is said that it has been two years since the mouse trap was bought, and a mouse was not clamped, and the first time it was caught was Li Ling's hand.

At the age of two, Li Ling learned to walk. Hide and seek with mom and dad at home. Li Ling hid under his own bed and ended up stepping on another rat trap. It is said that it has been three years since this mouse trap was bought, and the first time it was caught was Li Ling's leg.

When he was three years old, Li Ling wanted to go down the stairs. Mrs. Zhang next door said that she would lead him down the stairs so as not to fall. As a result, before she finished speaking, she fell directly down the stairs. I fell down the stairs from the fourth floor to the first floor, and stepped directly into the stage of Alzheimer's disease.

When he was four years old, the policeman's uncle led Li Ling to cross the street, and he didn't say thank you. Often my uncle was hit across the road by a motorcycle, and he was disabled in the first degree.

When he was five years old, his father Li Ling went to kindergarten. The kindergarten aunt praised Li Ling for being very beautiful. As soon as he finished speaking, a vase fell from the fifth floor and hit the aunt's skull directly.

When I was six years old, I went to the zoo for the first time. Li Ling said that the male panda was better looking than the female panda. The next day, the panda I praised me for dying in childbirth.

When he was seven years old, Li Ling went to elementary school. In the final exam, the math teacher said that I scored 59 points, even if I scored 60 points. The next day, the math teacher died in a car accident.

When he was eight years old, Li Ling praised the girl in their class for being so beautiful. Five minutes later, the girl caught up with a rare meteor shower.

When he was nine years old, Li Ling wanted to learn how to rob people. Li Ling blocked the road and robbed a five-year-old child. As a result, he was beaten violently by people all the way. He claimed to be a layman of Shaolin Temple.

When he was ten years old, Li Ling went to the toilet with the little fat man in his neighborhood. The little fat man praised Li Ling for looking so handsome when he went to the toilet, and Li Ling was about to say thank you, but the little fat man had already fallen into the toilet.

When he was eleven years old, the teacher asked Li Ling what thirty-seven was equal to, and Li Ling said three-seven twenty-one. The teacher said, you are so smart, you died of a heart attack before you finished speaking.

When I was twelve, I took the primary school leaving exam. The invigilator said to Li Ling, hurry up, time is running out. Li Ling said gratefully, thank you for the teacher's reminder. As soon as he finished speaking, the electric fan above the teacher's head fell......

When he was thirteen years old, Li Ling was in junior high school. Li Ling's previous experience scared no one to get close to Li Ling. Only a classmate surnamed Wang, who claimed to be bold, said to Li Ling: I don't believe you will carry it like this, that afternoon, Wang Daring was chased by two bulls for eight streets.

When he was 14 years old, the teacher asked his classmates to write an essay entitled Li Ling mentioned in his essay: The bridge in the city is very majestic....... The next day, when Li Ling went to class, he found that the bridge had suddenly collapsed.

When he was fifteen years old, Li Ling fell in love with a girl. He didn't dare to say it, for fear of hurting her. But Li Ling couldn't control herself, and finally I picked a sunny day to confess to her on the empty playground of the school. According to the weather forecast, there will be absolutely no meteor showers that day. But when Li Ling confessed, the earthquake happened, and Li Ling watched the girl cry and fall into the rift......

At the age of sixteen, Li Ling was in high school. He liked to play football, and the opposing goalkeeper praised Li Ling for playing well. So, Li Ling kicked the ball on his balls......

When he was seventeen years old, Li Ling followed the crowd to observe the real scene of jumping off the building. As a result, Li Ling was crushed under him...... Two months later, Li Ling and he were both discharged from the hospital. At the entrance of the inpatient department, he said to me Li Ling Thank you Li Ling for saving him. So, he was crushed under another jumper, and this time he was not spared......

At the age of eighteen, Li Ling became an adult. The first time he went to the bank to withdraw money, he was confronted by robbers robbing the bank. The lady at the counter said to him: Shhh Don't be silent, or the robbers will kill. Before the words fell, the counter lady was beaten into a twist by the robbers......

When he was nineteen years old, he was in high school and drank with his classmates, and the four drank two bottles of wine, and the three followed Hades. Li Ling was expelled from school and placed on probation......

When he was 20 years old, Li Ling told his classmates that it was safer to take a plane than a train. So there was an accident with Malaysia Airlines......

When he was twenty-one years old, Li Ling told his father that if he had the opportunity, Li Ling must go to the Twin Towers in the United States to have a look. So, then 911 happened......

At the age of twenty-two, Li Lingjian made a bet with his colleagues after school that the Chinese team would definitely achieve good results in the World Cup. Thereupon...... Later, Li Ling was invited to attend a national seminar on why Li Ling was so unlucky. When Li Ling submitted his deeds to the organizing committee, the theme was changed to why Li Ling was so lucky. Li Ling observed.

Seeing that many people made a lot of money from "SARS", Li Ling was also moved, so his family pooled 150,000 yuan to pull a cart of vegetables, and someone bought it for 250,000 yuan in Guangzhou, hum! Wait, no 350,000 yuan is not to be discussed, on the third day, the price of vegetables stabilized, the vegetables began to rot, hurry up to find a buyer, the other party bid 3,000 yuan, and sold it......

There is an old Chinese saying: where you fall, you get up! Li Ling found that masks had been in short supply and the price was rising, so he began to let his family set up a factory to produce "Shuai" brand masks. It is very economical to use scrap materials, and I made 10,000 yuan a day. The next day, the Bureau of Industry and Commerce and Technical Supervision sealed Li Ling's factory and fined him 30,000 yuan......

Li Ling felt that he was better on the right path. Learn to surf the Internet with "love to eat" netizens, and with her encouragement, I posted a post called "Look at the post why you want to reply to the post", she praised it and quickly followed the post, but her computer was "hit" and the computer was almost scrapped. The next day, Li Ling posted another post called "I can't love the post when I see the post, what's the matter?" She was too scared to reply, and as a result, all her company's computers were paralyzed......

Later, Li Ling met three female netizens on the Internet: the first voice was very sweet - 56 years old; The second is 20 years old, but mm doesn't like boys; The third is 21 years old, beautiful, talented, likes boys, likes Li Ling, when they met, Li Ling told her about his deeds, the girl didn't come up in one breath, and died of laughter......

Later, Li Ling's family helped Li Ling ask for a consecrated jade of the Buddha in the temple, it stands to reason that the man wears Guanyin and the woman wears the Buddha, but the host said that Guanyin can't suppress Li Ling's mildew. But after bringing the Buddha jade, it was okay for others to contact Li Ling. But Li Ling had something to do, and he was beaten twice in three days.

hugged her when he chased Li Xuan, and was thrown into the hospital. After graduation, a fortune teller calculated that Li Ling was a black dragon and was not suitable for staying in China. Staying in China will be squeezed out by dragon qi, so Li Ling went abroad. Li Ling can be said to be thriving abroad, like a dragon entering the sea. For various reasons, he couldn't come back, and cashed out a three-year appointment with Li Xuan.

When Li Ling returned to China and carefully prepared a romantic proposal, he found that he had not yet received an answer from Li Xuan. Li Xuan was snatched away domineeringly, and the sad Li Ling found that he was really not suitable for being in China. As soon as he returned to China, he was so unlucky, Li Ling went abroad the next day.

The three madmen who wrote all got goosebumps, and just now the three madmen were infected by Li Ling's mobile phone and fell into the toilet sadly. Scrapped. Whining