What made Xiaobao even more depressed was that in order to save a little girl standing in the middle of the road, this thing was hit by a car, and her soul had already drifted into the underworld. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 The reason why info hasn't held on until now is entirely because of the obsession in my heart!

Alas, well, there is nothing wrong with doing good! What is wrong is the time and place, coupled with the characters, the combination of the three has caused the tragedy of the second stunned......

After the stunned goods were hit by a car, not only did the driver immediately drive away, but even the parents of the little girl he rescued were like ghosts, and even 120 didn't help him hit one and ran away without a trace.

You say you're wronged! It's also an unlucky ghost to die dead, and I heard that if this resentment is not dissipated, it is likely to turn into a terrible ghost in seven days! Well, don't talk about it, these things have nothing to do with this book, and it's far away if you talk about it again.

The honest two stunned have lived in this world for nineteen years, but in the end, they are still the kind of defective products waiting for the underworld to recover, and the remaining body has been struggling until now, and finally ushered in the fake and genuine Wei Xiaobao. Uh, it's, Xiaobao is not a product, so it's fake?

"Heh, it turned out to be a tendon who didn't understand anything! Forget it, it's better to return to the furnace and recast it as soon as possible, it's really the misfortune of this lord to have your stinky skin, but it's your greatest luck! ”

After sorting out the messy memories and consciousness in his mind, Wei Xiaobao found that the previous owner of this body had very little experience in this society, and basically went to the construction site to work during the day, except for eating and lazing, sleeping at night, and having no content at three o'clock.

This fool only has some common sense of life in the current era, and it is June 23, 2016 in the Chinese calendar, and there are some trivial things about the orphanage, and other information about this era is actually whiter than paper......

Even who is the emperor of this country now, uh, it should be the head of state, who the current head of this country is, it is a great miracle that such a fool can live until now.

"Look, it's so miserable, it's better to die! Heh, even if you don't get hit by a car, you will die stupidly! I really don't know how to mix it up? It doesn't matter if you die early, you should think of it as a recast. ”

For the memory of the second stunned, Xiaobao watched all the way and complained all the way. Alas, life is so gloomy, it doesn't matter if you don't live, Xiaobao was full of emotion in the end.

Xiaobao, who received all the memories of the previous owner of the body, was in a daze, and the old man and the two young people were also in a daze......

One of them, who was short and fat, like a winter melon with only two legs, couldn't hold back any longer, and asked a young man next to him who looked like a telephone pole in confusion: "Bamboo pole, what did you say just now?" ”

Uh, the name may be wrong, for example, Xiaobao's current predecessor is obviously a fool, and he actually gave the name Wei Xiaobao, this is a joke, right? But nicknames can never be wrong, two stunned? This is a perfect match with the previous owner of Xiaobao's body!

For example, the two young people in front of Xiaobao look like a winter melon, and the other looks like a bamboo pole, so their nicknames are worthy of their name!

The bamboo pole tilted his head and thought about it, and said in an uncertain tone: "Winter melon, if I heard it correctly, he seems to be saying...... Ben, Ben, Ben? ”

"It's over, the second stunned head must have been hit by a car and confused, otherwise how could he say such nonsense?" Winter melon looked anxious.

The bamboo pole had a bitter face and nodded in agreement: "Yes, it turned out that the second stunned was just a little stunned, but it is nothing except that it will be more difficult to find an aunt in the future, but now...... It seems that I was stupid to be hit by a car, what will I do in the future? ”

"Can you two be quiet, people are not stupid and have to be stupid by you two, shut up for me!" The director of the orphanage scolded the bamboo pole and winter melon, and then the wrinkled old face barely squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and asked Xiaobao softly: "Xiao...... Look, Bao, remember who I am? ”

When the winter melon and bamboo pole saw the appearance of the old dean, they couldn't help but scold: "Damn, now I don't know who treats the second stunned as a fool?" ”

"Old Dean, I'm fine, I just had a bizarre dream just now." Xiaobao didn't blink an eye, and the lie came as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Xiaobao, you ...... Are you really okay? Winter melon looked at Wei Xiaobao, a little apprehensive, and asked uncertainly.

"You're in trouble, Xiaobao is really good, God has opened his eyes." The old dean gave the winter melon a popping millet, and then his face was full of piety, and he prayed everywhere with all his palms.

"Xiaobao, you're really scared to death of this baby, it's okay, it's okay!" The bamboo pole patted the thin paper-thin chest, and the appearance of the failure to sell cuteness minus one W point made the winter melon nauseous.

Then, under the stunned eyes of the doctors and nurses, Wei Xiaobao walked out of the hospital with Lao Wang and the two friends who grew up together in the orphanage.

After leaving the hospital, because Xiaobao still needed to digest and adapt well, he directly refused the request of the old dean and two friends to accompany him, and insisted on going alone.

Dean Lao Wang and his friend Donggua Zhupole, although Xiaobao's gaze was a little abnormal, it must have been because of the sequelae of being in a coma for more than ten days.

Walking not far away, Xiaobao couldn't help but be stunned by the strange world in front of him, and his eyes were full of sluggishness! Nima, what the hell is this place?

In the vast night, Wei Xiaobao was like a lonely ghost, wandering around aimlessly, looking at this strange world, a feeling of incomparably lonely arose......

At this moment, he couldn't help but think of Shuang'er who was obedient to him, Mu Jianping, who was infinitely gentle, Ake who reached out to him from time to time to ask for money, Su Quan, Zeng Rou, Fang Yi, and even Princess Jianning who went to the house to uncover the tiles without beating for three days.

What kind of broken scenery are there in front of you? Concrete forests are everywhere, cars roar in your ears, and smoke rises from towering heavy industry chimneys, day and night.

Looking at the long streets, dust mixed with garbage flew together, the wind blew, and the smell of a foul smell of a certain substance rotting came to his nose, and Wei Xiaobao felt that he was about to collapse.

What about those bantam lofts? What about the damned arches of chastity? And what about the gentlemen who walk sideways like crabs all over the streets, flying eagles and lackeys? Where is all this?

My seven obedient little wives, little Xuanzi, Meng Po and the Nether Fairy, my relatives, where are you?

Please, don't leave me here alone!

Xiaobao was lying on his back on a piece of soft grass, tears were pouring out wantonly like a flood that opened the floodgate......

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