The eighteenth palm long nose does not die on a dog leash

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Sirob Village, which is a small and peaceful village that has been quiet for many years, has to be said to be a strange thing to exist in such a peaceful village against the background of such chaos as the era of the sea pirates.

But, at least for more than a decade after Usopp became sensible, the village of Sirob has been so peaceful day after day. Except for the restlessness caused by the pirates entering the village every morning......

On May 19, 1520 in the lunar calendar, in the early morning of this day:

Born to lie, and lying to the point that Usopp, who had almost formed a physical instinct, hid in a big tree outside the village. With a snicker, I looked at the angry expressions on the faces of the villagers under the trees, who were holding mops, sticks, or various farm tools.

(I just love to see you want to hit me but you can't!) Usopp was a bit of a sword-seller.

As time passed, the villagers who couldn't find anyone dispersed, and Usopp squinted his eyes and rested his head on the hard trunk of the tree for a short nap. He got up early in the morning and acted as a humanoid alarm clock, and he also had a little bit of hard work.

Later, the three friends of the Usopp Pirates hurriedly and panicked to run under the tree, woke up Usopp and ran with him to hide behind a fallen tree on the cliff on the north side of the coast of Xirob Village.

Because, there are two small boats flying the flag of pirates......

Zoro and Luffy pulled hard, dragging two small boats, which were very heavy for ordinary people, onto the wet sand.

Ash shook his head slightly, walked with some unsteady, and waved his hand to indicate that he was fine, refusing Nami's support. Straight and slender legs took some heavy steps, step by step on the soft sand. The look on her pretty face still looked a little pale, and the headache had been alleviated a lot.

"Land! Yo West! "After going to sea, Luffy, who will only drift by pure luck, waved his paw happily." That's amazing, Nami! By the way, in which direction is the village on the island? I'm hungry. Oh, and by the way, I'm going to get a doctor for Ash. ”

"I want to buy a few barrels of wine and put them on the boat, two barrels of wine or something is not enough to drink." Zoro tied the three knives, one white and two black, and hung them around his waist one by one, and interjected at the same time.

Get me a doctor?

Ash's face changed slightly, and he was a little startled. She knows best what her body is doing now, and even if she finds the most powerful doctor in the world, she may not be able to treat her headache at this time. The sequelae of soul fusion are not something that secular doctors can treat.

"If you find a doctor, you don't need to do it. I know very well what my body is doing, as long as I rest for a few days, I should be able to recover quickly. ”

"Well, Ash has a point." Sauron nodded in agreement. After all, this guy is also a strange thing, no matter what kind of injury he has and he doesn't see a doctor, Zoro has always thought that as long as he sleeps and the injury or something, he will naturally get better. In fact, he did just that......

"Is that so?" Nami looked at the two of them with a sudden realization, and she remembered that Zoro had suffered a knife wound two days ago and had slept by sleeping in this way. "It makes a lot of sense...... Makes sense, a ghost?!!! ”

Nami said she wanted to flip the table......

"Ash, you didn't suffer a knife wound, how can you recover by resting! No, you have to see a doctor. I can lend you a little bit if I don't have Bailey, don't worry, I won't charge interest. ”

For Nami's insistence, Ash tried to explain in some simple words, saying that he really didn't need to go to the doctor. In the end, under Ash's resolute insistence, Nami finally gave up her insistence.

"Okay...... In that case, let's concentrate on finding out if there is a larger boat in the village that we need. While we're looking for a ship, Ash, you'll have a good rest. ”

……

On the cliff next to the beach in the coastline, Usopp, hiding behind a large fallen tree, revealing his trademark long nose and a head, lowered his voice and asked a small child beside him, "Onion, these are the pirates you saw?" ”

What about the good body? What about the face that is good? What about the scumbag of the beard? What about the evil gods who said they were good? What about the large number of people who say yes? Shouldn't these be the standard appearances of pirates?

But what about the group of pirates below?

A small guy in a straw hat with a small scar under his left eye and a comfortable smile on his face. A cute orange-haired girl with a very good figure in a miniskirt and casual clothes on her upper body. A beautiful woman with long blue hair in some kind of white uniform of unknown shape, she seemed to be much more beautiful than Ke Ya, but her pale face was much less than that.

The green-haired swordsman with three swords at the end looked a bit terrifying, but the swordsman obviously didn't have the feeling of a bad guy.

"They're definitely real pirates, Captain Usopp, look at their ship." The onion, who was quite small and looked a little more than 8 or 9 years old at most, stretched out his chubby little finger to the pirate flag on the boat resting on the beach. The ship was a pirate flag with a big red nose on the small boat that Nami had taken from the Bucky Pirates.

"Look at Captain Usopp, that pirate flag."

……

"Luffy, Ash. Do you feel it? "Zoro, who is quite good in terms of perception, frowned and pointed to the place where Usopp and the others were hiding on the cliff." Who the hell are those guys? What are you doing with us all the time? ”

"I don't know."

"Headache in ......"

"Hey, there's really someone there!" -- The navigator finally spotted a few cowards hiding on top of the cliff.

"Wow, I was found by pirates and !! to die" The main members of the Usopp Pirates, the three bear children sweated collectively, and quickly turned around and fled with fear on their faces.

Usopp's body trembled, his legs almost trembled like a rice sieve, and he slapped himself twice to cheer himself up, urging away the rising fear in his heart.

Escape? It's not that he hasn't thought about it. But! Behind him is the village where he was born and raised, the place he loves so much! So he can't run away, and he definitely can't escape! Even if he dies, he will protect this village.

If those people are really pirates, then just leave it to me!

Usopp hypnotized himself frantically, stood up straight, and walked out full of momentum. With a look of pride and disdain in his eyes, he glanced at Ash and the others below. "I ...... It's Usopp, the captain of the village's pirates. Pirates, if you know each other, I advise you to leave this island under my protection as soon as possible. Otherwise, the 8,000 pirates under my command are not vegetarians. Wowha! Wowha! ”

Beads of sweat continued to pop up on his forehead. Usopp crossed his hands in front of him and laughed bravadoly. The highest level of lying is that even you believe the lies you tell.

"Nani? Actually the captain of an 8,000-strong pirate group? The simple Luffy was very cooperative with a surprised expression.

"I say, that's obviously fake...... Sauron began. This captain of his own ship is a little too easy to deceive, right......

"That's obviously bragging." Nami retorted. It's hard to say whether there are 1,000 people in this small village on the island, but this long-nosed guy dares to tell the lie of 8,000 people.

That iconic long nose? Usopp? There were many fragments of the memories that didn't belong to Ash in his mind, but unfortunately Ash didn't remember them at all. This constantly flashing image made her headache, which was already a lot better, suddenly worsen a lot.

(It's a pretty nasty feeling...... Why do I think that long nose is important to the Straw Hat Pirates? He's so weak! )

The scene in the azure pupils, the falling snowflakes suddenly intensified, and the white hand condensed a two-meter-long sharp ice spear that constantly emitted cold air and threw it at a position about 5 centimeters in front of Usopp.

(Kill someone if you don't agree?) Is this a pirate? )

Usopp looked at the slightly shaking cold barrel of the gun, the tip of the long nose clearly felt the cold air emanating from the snow-white barrel, after a few seconds of tension, Usopp sat on the ground with his legs weak, cold sweat soaked all over his clothes, he only felt as if he had walked before the ghost gate closed,

"A big captain of 8,000 people? Captain Usopp, you seem to have a little too little guts. Ash walked slowly in front of Usopp with a catwalk. The pale, delicate face carries a hint of mockery.

"It's over... It's over... To be killed! To be killed. To be killed by this terrifying witch who manipulates the ice! Usopp cupped his head in his hands, his teeth chattering in his jaws. Witch, yes, she's a witch! Those pair of unusually ordinary blue eyes that keep falling snowflakes, what is it if they are not witches?

"Wha... This guy with a long nose is really interesting. Ash, don't scare anyone. Luffy clasped his hands on his stomach and laughed loudly when he thought Usopp's expression could make a very interesting meme, this guy with a long nose was so funny.

"Isn't your laugh a bit low? Luffy ......" Zoro interjected.

"Really? Well..."Ash pulled the cold ice spear out of the ground and spun around a few times, then snapped and plunged the ice spear into the ground in two.

"Long-nosed guy, can you take us into the village for something to eat if it's convenient? Well, I guess you won't say no, right? ”

(You're a threat!) The threat of the red fruit! I'd rather choose a dog leash than give in! )

Usopp swallowed his saliva in some fear, the blue-haired witch in front of him was indeed very beautiful. Snow-white skin, delicate appearance, and a perfect body with a golden ratio.

But her movements and cold tone made Usopp unable to think of anything else.

Usopp said with an attitude that did not match what he had in mind, "Yes, yes, I think Aunt Alyssa of the village must have just prepared delicious food for the guests, and you will be satisfied." ”

Long nose choosing a dog leash? Are you kidding?!!! Long nose will not choose a dog leash!!