22 Always God assists
Before Ling An could react just now, his face immediately turned black when he turned the corner, and he vigilantly hugged his chest and took a step back, standing solemnly, "No!" ”
The little prince smacked his lips, "Just one glance, this king will never touch it!" ”
Ling An only felt that his teeth were itching, like a pearl like a jade, and a good boy changed into a pervert in the blink of an eye!
"This king has coveted your beauty for a long time, and the young man who has been absent for more than 20 years, the fire is dry, so naturally he can't let you go! Today, the guys are just eating the scales and have an iron heart, you have to watch it, you have to watch it, you have to watch it if you don't look at it! "The little prince has a serious face, and his heart has long been happy, he likes this girl's fried hair!
The little prince acted quickly and immediately arrested people. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Ling An is not one of those girls who is powerless, and the soles of her feet are rubbed with oil and quickly slipped!
That's a fast run! The little prince raised his eyebrows, chased after him again, and grabbed Ling An's shoulder. Ling An'an jumped, turned around, took a step, punched, and did it in one go, and the little prince hugged his abdomen with an "oops", with a face of pain and surprise - this girl knows kung fu!
Ling An immediately jumped away as soon as he struck a blow, turned around and slipped away.
The little prince suffered a dark loss, hated it so much that his teeth itched, and he caught up in a few steps.
The small bedroom is full of chickens and dogs jumping in a moment.
Half an hour later......
The little prince wrinkled his handsome face, squatted in front of Ling An, and shook his bitten hand, this girl has good teeth, and the neat two rows of tooth marks are on the back of that hand, it really hurts, "It's really a good tooth!" ”
Ling An's hands were tied, the bed curtain that was torn beyond recognition was circled around his chest a few times, and the whole person was wrapped into a zongzi and tied to the chair. It can't be moved, Ling An kicked hard, and the little prince dodged with a look of underbeating, "What's the matter?" Hit me~"
"......" Ling An only felt that the sky was thundering, "Are you still the prince?" Are you still a prince? How can you be like this?! You've read all the sage books in the belly of a dog?! A gentleman does something and doesn't do something, you are obscene, you are obscene! ”
The little prince raised his eyebrows, dragged a chair and sat opposite, with a smug face, "Yo Yo Yo, you have a big temperament, you have a fat heart, you dare to choke with your master, you dare to say bad things about your master." Tsk, pampered and arrogant, bad minion. ”
"......" Ling An was angry.
"But then again, if the master is spoiled, he has to be squeamish and arrogant, or the master has to be ashamed. The confidence given by the master has to be used! Good job! As he spoke, he clapped his hands with a look of encouragement.
The little prince dragged his cheeks to look at Ling An, and looked at it, his eyes moved down unconsciously. This kidnapping is a technical job, his skills are better, this chest, such a bunch and a tie are really piercing......
Ling An's frontal horn suddenly jumped.
"Just kidding you, look at you, and do it. Is this king such a person with no connotation and no discipline? Hey, it really hurts the king. The little prince looked innocent, turned around and took a robe, covering Ling An tightly from the neck down.
Ling An now knew that he had been tricked by this guy, and his face suddenly became feverish.
The little prince was really surprised to see Ling An's white and tender little face flush at an astonishing speed, the little appearance of shame and indignation, with tears and shining eyes, was really delicious.
No, look at the crime!
The little prince is an upright and good prince with discipline and connotation, so he silently pulled up his robe and covered Ling An's head tightly......
Ling An, who was covered, was embarrassed, and only listened to the broken thoughts of the little prince outside.
"Men, you always have to look at good-looking women a few more times, and you have to look at the women you like. Looking at beauties with an appreciative eye, it is natural to see them clearly from head to toe. Besides, the women's gentle township is naturally indispensable to that place...... How many writers are full of praise for ****. The little prince sighed a few words, and felt that he should popularize literary knowledge for this girl, so he flipped through a good book, cleared his throat, and read seriously, "Milk, milk, the thing on the woman's chest." The number is two, and it is called left and right. Originated in cardamom, formed in 28. The day is stinging, and the night is bright. Mimi, Bobo, Shuangfeng, Huafang. Beauty has always competed, and heroes have been gentle since ancient times. What is its color? Ice and snow in the depths of winter. What is its quality? New cotton in early summer. What does it taste like? Three spring peach plums. What is the state of it? Autumn waves. When moving, such as a conscientious jade rabbit, when quiet, such as a lazy white pigeon; High and upside down, the flesh trembles, pink and tender, and the water is smart. snatch the soul of a man and make a woman angry. Bow down to me and look at your double jade peak. Just like a ship entering the port, it is like returning home. In addition to the cold wind and rain, throw yourself into the warm ocean. Deep, shallow, intoxicating, flying......"
Note: This is Mr. Chen Duxiu's "Milk Fu", although the age does not match, but because it is too vivid, I decided to quote it.
Mingying at this moment is intoxicated,
Ling An was devastated at this moment......
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The sun is shining, the sky is just right, no one came in the corner in the backyard, but Ling An got a good place, an empty land, feeding the pigeons, practicing kung fu, it was really quiet.
As usual today, Ling An stretched out his arms and legs by the dry well, and was about to play a set of punches, when he stepped into the air and fell into a big pit, his eyes were full of stars, and when he looked up, he was dripping with cold sweat, and he actually fell into a huge net, and his arms and legs were stuck to the net and he couldn't move. With a click, a leg fell beside him, slender and long black shiny.
Click, another one.
Click, another one.
……
Click, another one.
Eight legs, divided into two sides, Ling An was stupid, such a big spider, this is all a sperm!
This spider spirit released silk, and its two long legs caught Ling An and turned, rolled and rolled. Ling An was dizzy and dizzy, and finally looked at it and spit out a mouthful of old blood.
The little prince has a handsome face on the huge spider body, and his smile is like a flower, "Let you run, let you run, you will run if there is a kind." I'm rolling, I'm rolling~~~"
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Ling An, who was lying on the bed, woke up with a shock, sweat on her forehead, this dream was too weird, and it hit her a little hard. Ling An turned around, and his eyes were bustling, this was a good light gauze brocade quilt, and the hibiscus brocade tent was obviously not her humble house. Ling An was clever, touched his body, fortunately it was his own clothes, stroked his hair and got out of bed immediately.
There was no one in the house, and she felt a little relieved, and when she saw a figure coming in from outside, she didn't feel a panic.
"Girl, are you awake?"
Seeing that the person who came was Wu Neishi, Ling An let out a sigh, I really don't know how she should face it if it was the little prince-that person was poisonous......
Seeing Ling An's face several times, Wu Nei knew in his heart that he knew very well what the temperament of his little prince was, and he probably scared the girl. Hey, he didn't feel a little sympathetic to this girl, and he was really embarrassed for her.
Wu Neishou beckoned, and a string of people came out behind him, holding a large plate and a small plate into the house, and after putting it down, they came out again, leaving Ling An and Wu Neishou alone.
"Is the girl resting? The prince guarded the girl on the couch for a night, and left the palace before dawn this morning, and came back in a few days. The prince instructed the slave to take care of the girl, and if the girl had something to do, just command. Wu Neishou smiled and invited Ling An to the table, "This is the breakfast ordered by the prince, it is light but appetizing, and the girl should be hungry." ”
The small couch by the window, she is uncomfortable sleeping in a girl's house for one night, not to mention that he is so big. Although the little prince was a bit of a bastard, he didn't do anything out of the ordinary, and he prepared food for himself so intimately, leaving his personal people to take care of himself. Ling An was already broad-hearted, and when he thought about it like this, he didn't plan to deal with him.
Ling An didn't dare to really tell Wu Neishi, she politely let go, and was finally pressed on the table by Wu Neishi, she couldn't only eat in peace, she was indeed hungry.
"Although the prince loves to joke, he treats people very well, and the girl knows it if she wants to come." Wu Nei was clean and clean, standing there smiling kindly, bringing some intimacy, and as soon as he finished speaking, he didn't say more, looking like he knew everything.
Ling An pretended not to understand even if he understood, An An filled his stomach with points, and returned to his house after respectfully saluting.
Father-in-law Zhang scratched his ears and cheeks all night and didn't sleep well, who couldn't listen to such a big movement in the house last night, not to mention how beautiful it was in his heart. This is the house, there should be a will in the morning, I didn't think that the little prince would leave the palace early in the morning, and there was no intention of raising his identity at all. He was scratching his heart and lungs to know the specific situation, could it be that Ling An didn't serve well? No, I left food in the morning.
Before Ling An stepped into the door, he was arrested by Father-in-law Zhang.
Grandpa Zhang grinned, "...... last night"
Ling An snorted, looking ignorant and ignorant.
"Hey, hey, you're pretending to be stupid." Father-in-law Zhang looked teasing, "Who can you hide from such a big movement last night?" This is a good thing, the little prince is a well-known and kind person, and this is also the smoke on your ancestral grave, and the future days are unspeakably expensive. When the time comes, the girl will be Huang Tengda, but she will have to bring such a hard life master as the miscellaneous family. ”
"Father-in-law smiled again, you are so worthy, who can't respectfully call Father-in-law Zhang when you see it, compared to the small one, it is a heaven and an underground, and the small one is more to ask the father-in-law to carry it."
Father-in-law Zhang looked at Ling An's sincere face, and his heart was a little drumming, "Then yesterday ......"
"The little prince hasn't moved his muscles and bones for a long time, the little one has learned some fists and feet, and he has the courage to go through a few tricks with the master, and he has been taught a hard lesson, and there is nothing about what you said. The master is the sun in the sky, how can he see the mud on the earth? Don't talk about this kind of thing, you don't have to discredit the identity of the master. The little one went back first, and the father-in-law went well. ”
Ling An turned around and entered the house, slamming the door shut.
Before Grandpa Zhang could say anything, he almost knocked off his nose, his face was very iron-clad, and he became more and more unwilling, "The miscellaneous family still doesn't believe it!" ”