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There are strange things every year, and this year is especially numerous.

To say that Canghu has been a demon master for a long time, after a series of commissions, she has basically met a circle of what kind of client, whether the other party is a demon or a human, whether the attitude is good or bad, she can keep a thunderous smile and deal with it calmly, but she never imagined that she would have a day when she was scolded by pigs.

And it was a peculiar little pig only a foot tall, red as fire, and almost identical in length, width and height.

The surrounding green trees and fresh grass and trees, the mountain forest environment can be said to be too good to be good, but the fox couldn't help but be in a trance, and then showed a smile again, bent down to look at the round red pig, and said to him gently and politely: "It's been so long to answer the call, I'm really sorry." So, you're calling our 'Du Ruo', right? ”

"Nonsense! Otherwise, why is the master waiting for you here? Say you! It's so close to me! Blocking my view! Get away from me! Why are you so tall when you have nothing to do? Do you want to go to the sky to catch the stars or pick the moon? It's annoying, stupid big guy! ”

Looking up at the blue fox whose shadow completely fell on him, Du Ruo roared angrily.

Canghu is actually not very tall, even under the background of her thin figure, she looks just medium height, but compared to Du Ruo, who is only a foot tall, even the most petite Cang Yan in this group is taller than him, not to mention Canghu, not to mention that she bent down, even if she squats down, she is still much taller than Du Ruo, and the sense of oppression as if facing a giant is probably incomprehensible to others.

Thinking of this, Canghu didn't care about Du Ruo's bad attitude and words, but stepped back a little according to his words, and squatted down to try to keep his eyes level with Du Ruo, and spoke gently again.

"If I admit that I am wrong, please bear with me, you should be a 'mountain ointment', right?"

Hearing the slight hesitation of Canghu's voice, Du Ruo immediately let out a disdainful snort from his nose and said, "The little master is the 'mountain ointment', the demon of the righteous path!" Hmph, I can't even determine this immediately, what kind of 'demon master' you call yourself, I think you're actually a pig, right? Idiot! ”

Obviously the appearance is quite cute, but when he speaks, it is all a bad tone, and he even scolds people at this time, even if it is a good-tempered fox, the smile can't help but stiffen slightly after these few words.

Ming Wenyan, who had been watching with a look of surprise and forgetting to speak, finally came back to his senses, he couldn't help but shake his head, and said: "Actually say that little girl, this little ghost tutor is really not very good, and ......" Glancing at Du Ruo, who looked more rounded because of his bulging cheeks, he couldn't help but tremble slightly at the corners of his mouth, as if he was smiling patiently, but his eyes had bent into a slit, "Little ghost, obviously you are a pig yourself, right?" ”

Du Ruo immediately turned his head to look at Ming, the fine hairs on his body were about to stand up, and he immediately jumped to his feet and roared: "What did you say?!" Actually compared the mountain paste to the pig, are your two holes used for breathing? Oh no, you're not even a 'hole', it's just two cracks, no wonder you're so blind! Hum! You ignorant, sinister squint! ”

A series of cynicism made Ming frown, but Liu Yuanhua, who was standing behind and watching coldly, couldn't help but hook the corners of his lower lip: "'Insidious squinting eyes'? Well, I love to hear that. ”

As soon as Liu Yuanhua spoke, Du Ruo immediately turned the spearhead to him.

"Master is talking to others, what are you interjecting? Did you ignore you? looks like an adult but doesn't know how to be polite, where is the tutor? Hum! It's really a raccoon dog, and it's too eye-catching to look at! ”

Now, except for Cang Yan, who has been invisible, this little mountain paste has scolded everyone present, and it seems that he still doesn't feel that he has scolded enough, so he looked at Liu Yuanhua, who was scolded at the end, and was ready to add two more sentences, but saw Liu Yuanhua's face was cold, followed by a flower in front of him, Du Ruo didn't even react to what was going on, he had been dragged upside down by Liu Yuanhua on one hind leg.

Liu Yuanhua looked at the fox lightly and asked coldly.

"Hey, Canghu, do you want to eat roast suckling pig?"

Stretched out his hand and poked Du Ruo, who froze when he heard the words, Ming squinted his eyes and smiled happily: "Oh? That's a good idea, I'm hungry......"

“…… You, you, you...... You despicable villains! Hurry up and let go of the master! If you have the ability, let's fight one-on-one! You're going to do tricks in the dark, you're just rats! It's a sinister snake! Annoying bed bugs! It's ......"

Obviously he was so frightened that he was incoherent, but Du Ruo still scolded strongly, Liu Yuanhua and Ming were not angry, only one sneered and the other sneered, and the two pairs of eyes looked Du Ruo up and down, as if evaluating which piece of meat was the best for him, Du Ruo, who was hanging upside down, trembled in his heart, and the scolding couldn't help but gradually weaken, and the red skin quickly faded without his control, and soon turned pink.

This is equivalent to a human face turning white, right?

Canghu couldn't help but think so.

At this time, he suddenly heard Cang Yan on his shoulder whispering.

"Fox, can I show myself in front of Ming?"

When he was usually invisible, Cang Yan would never have taken the initiative to show up without the instruction of Canghu, and now he took the initiative to mention it unusually, Canghu couldn't help but be a little surprised, but he heard his voice calm and serious, as if there was something important, she whispered: "What's wrong?" ”

Looking at Liu Yuanhua's side, Cang Yan frowned slightly, and his black eyes were full of seriousness.

"If you want to make roast suckling pig, it's better for me to handle the heat."

A serious voice made Canghu speechless for a while, and when he looked back, he saw Ming with his fingers and excitedly counting several ways to roast suckling pigs, and Du Ruo in Liu Yuanhua's hand was already so frightened that he couldn't speak, so Canghu hurriedly stopped: "Okay!" Don't scare him, he's still a kid, why is he so serious? Besides, it is the nature of the mountain paste to be arrogant and like to scold people, and it has long been recorded in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", which is no way. ”

"Really?" Looking down at Du Ruo, whose teeth trembled slightly, Liu Yuanhua sneered and said, "Then I'll help him correct this annoying nature." ”

After speaking, without waiting for Canghu to open his mouth to stop it, Liu Yuanhua took Du Ruo and turned around and walked into the forest, Ming also squinted his eyes and smiled happily and followed in, Cangyan who was left behind couldn't help but sigh lightly, as if he felt pity because he couldn't make a roast suckling pig, Canghu couldn't help but smile bitterly, knowing that it was difficult to stop, and he could only tell the two people who were hidden in the forest.

"Be careful! This is my 'client'! (To be continued.) )