The mist-shrouded Lechuan River flows into the depths of the ethereal void. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

On the narrow and long Nai Ho Bridge, the judges according to the merits accumulated in the previous life, the souls of the deceased after the trial lined up in a neat line, waiting to drink a bowl of Meng Po soup, forget this life, and then embark on the unknown road to the afterlife.

Yun Shen didn't know where, there was an invisible suction, countless souls drank a bowl of Meng Po soup, and the whole "people" walked across the Nai He Bridge in a chaotic manner, and then one by one they seemed to be moths fighting fire, and they were lightly thrown into reincarnation, and there was no possibility of turning back......

At this moment, the originally quiet and solemn Nai He Bridge was suddenly pierced by an unusually arrogant voice: "I don't accept it, I want to appeal!" What bullshit judge, I'm not convinced, I want to appeal! ”

With the voice, a man with a face full of evil spirit, a shiny forehead, a black and blackened man on the back of his head, and a dragon yellow coat decorated with various colors and shiny gems, looked at him as treacherous and slippery, and he was like a minister who was deeply favored by the emperor.

I saw that he was like grasping a life-saving straw when he was drowning, tightly hugging the railing on the bridge, letting the bull head and horse face pull in every way, and he refused to withdraw his hand......

Ma Mian said in wonder: "Hey, Wei Xiaobao, originally according to the meager merits you accumulated in your previous life, you should have been reincarnated as a stallion in this life, and it is a great grace for the prince to sentence you to reincarnate as a human again, what grievances do you have to speak of?" ”

Wei Xiaobao looked righteous and awe-inspiring, and said generously and bluntly: "This lord saved the Holy Lord, in addition to Aobai, Ping Sanfan, and Anbian, not to mention, he also asked for seven wives, gave birth to twenty-seven sons, nineteen daughters, and fought for the great cause of human reproduction for a lifetime, these are all things with immeasurable merits, how can it be so meritorious?" It's ridiculous......"

Niu Tou said sullenly: "Since you are not satisfied with the verdict, what do you want now?" ”

"Brother Niu, in the previous life, Lord Ben still had an old lady, why did Lord Ben be sentenced to be reincarnated as a fatherless and motherless orphan in this life?"

Wei Xiaobao paused, his face was instantly full of grief and indignation, and he said aggrievedly: "It's okay to be an orphan in the next life, but it's still a second stunned person who can't beat a fart with three sticks, this is really an insult to the glorious image of this lord's wisdom and martial arts, Brother Niu, you teach me how to obey, even if I am killed, I will not accept it!" ”

Speaking of this, Wei Xiaobao's face was full of grief and grievances, and he saw him raise his hands high, looking at the misty gloom, and tears flowed down his face. With that appearance of injustice higher than the sky and sorrow deeper than the sea, I am afraid that even Dou E will be ashamed of herself when she sees it, and retreat for three miles.

"You're already dead, okay, how can you beat you to death? Don't know the blessings in your body, hum, if it weren't for the fact that the prefecture pays attention to civilized law enforcement and does not allow the punishment of the dead, Lao Tzu really wants to beat you to death again......" Ma Mian said menacingly.

Wei Xiaobao said secretly: "Hmph, isn't this nonsense, if it weren't for the fact that Lord Ben was dead, how could he say that?" ”

The black thief's bright eyes rolled, and he immediately touched the blanket that was cleaner than his face, his face turned pale, and he couldn't help but slander: "It's really damned, why did the seven mothers-in-law burn such a little ingot, that is enough for this lord to sell the greedy judge whose face is as black as the bottom of the pot, but his heart is blacker than his face." ”

"Wei Xiaobao, what are you doing in a daze, let's go! If you don't leave any longer, I'll take you to the oil pot......" Ma Mian urged impatiently.

Wei Xiaobao gritted his teeth and said secretly: "Let this lord vote for a rich man or something, it is almost the same to be a gentleman or a second lord or something, hmph, let this lord be reincarnated into a second stunned person who grows in the yellow lotus field, this is not good, absolutely not!" You have to think of a way to ......"

"You let go!"

"Don't let go, let me be reincarnated as such a person, and I will never let go."

"Let it go, if not......"

"Don't let go, the big husband said a word, and the eight horses can't catch up, if you don't let go, you won't let go, and I won't let go if you kill me!"

"Who dares to make a noise here?" Just as Wei Xiaobao and Niu Tou Ma were pulling and pulling, a majestic voice sounded, and everyone couldn't help but turn their heads to look......

I saw eight Yin Si holding big red signs in front of the road, and dozens of samurai in golden armor and holding cold and shining spears were lined up on the left and right, and four imps carried a large sedan chair.

In the sedan chair sat a man dressed in a black dragon robe, wearing a golden crown, the constantly shaking bead curtain made Wei Xiaobao unable to see his face clearly, and the majestic aura made everyone, oh, no, is it that all the ghosts are forbidden like a chilling cicada?

The person in the sedan chair, oh, no, is it a god? It doesn't seem appropriate, it's a ghost? It's not suitable either! Forget it, don't talk about it, it doesn't matter if it's a human or a ghost! The important thing is to look at the majestic and awe-inspiring appearance of the king's eight qi leaking, and the status in the underworld must be a fairy fart - extraordinary.

Before Wei Xiaobao could speak, Niu Tou Ma Mian had already knelt on the ground respectfully, kowtowed, and reported: "King Yama, this dead soul named Wei Xiaobao is not satisfied with the judgment of the underworld, and refuses to go to the Nai He Bridge alive and dead, and his subordinates are abiding by the regulations of civilized law enforcement, and they are trying to persuade him, so he ...... it."

"Oh?"

The majestic voice groaned, and no one knew what the Hades in the sedan chair was thinking, and they became nervous one by one......

Wei Xiaobao's eyes rolled, and the whole person was as pious as worshipping Shengming, pushing the golden mountain and pouring jade pillars to the ground, a handful of snot and tears, and cried in a poignant voice: "Your Royal Highness the King of Hades, who is incomparably holy and bird-like and fish-like soup, is a small injustice, much more injustice than that one, Your Highness must be the master of the small one!" ”

As soon as the king of Hades heard Wei Xiaobao's crying, he could barely hold back his convulsive body, covered his mouth with his hand, and said slowly: "Little revenant, what grievances can there be?" The reincarnation of life and death is the way of heaven, how can it be said that it is wronged? It's really bold, if you can't tell it, then Lone will fulfill you, drag your soul into the hell of Abi, and never be forgiven. ”

Hearing this, Wei Xiaobao was immediately shocked that three souls lost two, seven souls lost six, and the remaining one soul and one soul cried and said: "When the little one was young, he helped Emperor Kangxi get rid of the traitorous ministers, save the Holy Lord, and then ......."

Wei Xiaobao gushed endlessly, telling countless stories of his magnificent life, immeasurable merits, and countless tear-jerking. In the end, Wei Xiaobao burst into tears, it was really sad to see it, and it was tearful to hear it, the guards on both sides bowed their heads one by one, and even the bull head and horse face kneeling on the ground couldn't help but kowtow again and again, begging for him to intercede.

One by one, the souls stood still, and on the narrow Nai He Bridge, the order was chaotic, and a cold voice suddenly came from the middle of the Nai He Bridge: "Your Royal Highness, this revenant soul is so wronged, why don't Your Highness read it and give him an accurate verdict, so that he can be reincarnated with peace of mind?" ”

The cold voice entered his ears, and the face of the king of Hades in the sedan chair became cloudy, and he couldn't help but slander in his heart: "I can't imagine that even Meng Po, who has a cold temperament and doesn't care about anything, is actually moved by this little slippery tongue." ”

After a moment of silence, a smile flashed in the eyes of the king of Hades, but he said indifferently: "Meng Po, this kid used his three-inch incorruptible tongue to plague the mortal world in his lifetime, not to mention, I can't imagine that now when he goes down to the underworld, he also makes such a movement, and he should go to hell with his tongue, so as not to harm eternity!" ”

When Wei Xiaobao, who was lying on the ground, heard this, he couldn't help but grit his teeth in his heart and said secretly: "Damn, why doesn't this trick work?" This old man of Hades is really inexplicable, this lord doesn't seem to have soaked his sister, and he didn't give him a few green hats to wear, strange, why does he hate this lord so much? ”

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